Subj : Re: Gravy was: Crampers
To : Dave Drum
From : Sean Dennis
Date : Mon May 15 2023 13:24:46
DD> Which means we'll lose Single Ruth and Weller if they ever deign to re-
DD> visit the cooking echo. Doc's was their single source BBS.
Didn't realize Single Ruth had left. As for Jim, the last email I got from
him concerning the echo was that the echo had suddenly become beneath him
because his sh*t suddenly didn't stink anymore. After that, I lost respect
for him and think the echo is better off from that kind of attitude.
MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
Title: Cat Poop Cookies
Categories: Cookies, Kids
Yield: 1 servings
MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla extract
-OR- peppermint extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
MMMMM------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-----------------------
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
- to taste
-(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
MMMMM--------------------------MIX-INS-------------------------------
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
- cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things"; *
-find at Chinese restaurants
*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-i haven't tried this
to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well,
then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some
or all of the batter.
chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll
dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs
in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15
minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k
MMMMM
- Sean
... Never make snow angels in a dog park.
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