Subj : Russian humour
To   : All
From : Bj�rn Felten
Date : Thu Aug 15 2024 08:57 pm

I just love Russian humour. During the darkest Stalin years, the jokes about him were legendary. And now it's Putin's turn:

Putin, after 10 days of Kursk catastrophe, summons Stalin's ghost:

Stalin: "What's happened?"
Putin: "Nazis are at Kursk! My army is beaten! What should I do?"
Stalin: "Do like me in 1943. Send the best Ukrainian troops to the front, and ask the US for arms!"


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To paraphrase former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura:

 I'm 76 years old now, so the window is closing. I want to be alive to see the first woman President of the United States of America.

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