Subj : RE: Bloody Mess
To : Lee Lofaso
From : Terry Roati
Date : Sun Jul 21 2024 11:57 am
Hi Lee,
Sounds and looks like a fairy tale.
Terry
On Jul 19, 2024 12:12am, Lee Lofaso wrote to Terry Roati:
LL> Hrllo Terry,
LL>>> "Don't miss Trump next time."
LL>>> ~ Kyle Gass, comment to Jack Black at Tenacious D's concert in Oz
TR>> And now there are no more concerts, blamed on poor concert ticket
TR>> sales.
LL> You do not understand what happened. Trump cut himself shaving.
LL> Not really his fault, given what happened. After having been scared
LL> out of his wits while on stoge in front of a capacity crowd, his
LL> security detail took him away for observation. Then he looked into
LL> a mirror and found out the problem. His hair was messed up, missing
LL> part of his toup�. And knowing he had a convention to go to, he
LL> had to get it fixed. So he called up his barber, who fixed up his
LL> hair and gave him a shave. With a straight razor, as all master
LL> barbers do. And she was really good. Except fot the little small
LL> nick on his ear.
LL> Realizing his mistake, Trump found the cash and paid her right
LL> away, knowing what she would have done next. And then she stood
LL> there, smiling, ready to make her next move.
LL> And that is how J. D. Vance got Trump's ear, becoming Trump's
LL> next vice president. The one man who knows better never to get
LL> a shave from his wife.
LL> For Life,
LL> Lee
LL> --
LL> You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and
LL> rich people can go to jail.
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