Subj : Bloody Mess
To : Terry Roati
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Fri Jul 19 2024 12:14 am
Hrllo Terry,
LL>> "Don't miss Trump next time."
LL>> ~ Kyle Gass, comment to Jack Black at Tenacious D's concert in Oz
TR> And now there are no more concerts, blamed on poor concert ticket sales.
You do not understand what happened. Trump cut himself shaving.
Not really his fault, given what happened. After having been scared
out of his wits while on stoge in front of a capacity crowd, his
security detail took him away for observation. Then he looked into
a mirror and found out the problem. His hair was messed up, missing
part of his toup�. And knowing he had a convention to go to, he
had to get it fixed. So he called up his barber, who fixed up his
hair and gave him a shave. With a straight razor, as all master
barbers do. And she was really good. Except fot the little small
nick on his ear.
Realizing his mistake, Trump found the cash and paid her right
away, knowing what she would have done next. And then she stood
there, smiling, ready to make her next move.
And that is how J. D. Vance got Trump's ear, becoming Trump's
next vice president. The one man who knows better never to get
a shave from his wife.
For Life,
Lee
--
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich
people can go to jail.
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