Subj : Re: Request
To : Ward Dossche
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Thu Mar 17 2022 09:55 am
Ward,
WD> Probably your hearing aid needs a new battery ...
I've seen 2 ventriloquists with their ventroloquial figure (the
"technical term" for "dummy"), have it with a suppository in one of
their ears. Then, the dummy says "Oh, now I know where my hearing
aid went to, and why my butt is whistling so loud". So, they start
moving their butt from side to side, and the ventriloquist asks
"what are you doing??", and the dummy says "turning the volume down".
When told to "Stop It!!", the dummy says "No!! It Feels Good!!". :P
I heard that!! <G>
Daryl
... I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
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