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++  TO: <Captains>[email protected]
++  FROM: <HQ Dept of BI>[email protected]
++  SUBJECT: CleanupOS Update!
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Congratulations, Captain <name>!

Your ship, <ship>, has just received the latest 56.82331.2-alpha.1
update of CleanupOS! This new firmware is designed to enhance the
comfort of your passengers and create new experiences throughout
the ship!

All systems are now 3% more effective, and our brands are offering
more options than ever in all of our luxurious amenities!

All of our successes wouldn't be possible without your
indispensable leadership, Captain <name>.

Yours,

SUZ-E (VP, Marketing)

PS: Happiness is what we sell, Everyone loves BnL!
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++ END MESSAGE
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