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1 <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/… |
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2 <channel> |
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3 <title><![CDATA[Rudism.com]]></title> |
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4 <description><![CDATA[Rudism.com]]></description> |
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5 <link>https://rudism.com</link> |
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6 <generator>RSS for Node</generator> |
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7 <lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 16:19:33 GMT</lastBuildDate> |
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8 <atom:link href="https://rudism.com/rss.xml" rel="self" type="ap… |
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9 <item> |
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10 <title><![CDATA[Pinebook Pro Arch Linux Alternative]]></titl… |
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11 <description><![CDATA[<p>In a <a href="/installing-arch-linu… |
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12 <ul> |
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13 <li>Full-disk LUKS encryption on root partition</li> |
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14 <li>Minimal Manjaro install on the <em>Unstable</em> branch</li> |
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15 </ul> |
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16 <p>I take no responsibility for anything good or bad that happens as a r… |
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17 <h2 id="Step-1-Obtain-Manjaro"><a href="#Step-1-Obtain-Manjaro" class="h… |
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18 <p>It’s an <code>xz</code> archive, so decompress it and write it to a… |
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19 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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20 |
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21 <h3 id="Step-1-1-Boot-Manjaro"><a href="#Step-1-1-Boot-Manjaro" class="h… |
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22 <h2 id="Step-2-Connect-to-the-Internet"><a href="#Step-2-Connect-to-the-… |
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23 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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24 |
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25 <p>Obviously put your own wifi SSID and password in at the prompts. If y… |
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26 <p>At this point I did a <code>sudo pacman -Syyu</code> to update my SD … |
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27 <p>After my system update completed, I rebooted.</p> |
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28 <h2 id="Step-3-Install-the-Manjaro-Installer"><a href="#Step-3-Install-t… |
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29 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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30 |
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31 <p>The instructions then say you need to reboot. I was skeptical, but di… |
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32 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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33 |
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34 <h2 id="Step-4-Install-Manjaro"><a href="#Step-4-Install-Manjaro" class=… |
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35 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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36 |
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37 <p>Then I started the installer:</p> |
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38 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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39 |
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40 <p>From the menus that followed I selected Pinebook Pro (obviously), Min… |
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41 <p>For the filesystem I chose <code>ext4</code>, and I selected <code>Ye… |
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42 <p>After a little while it spit out a fun little message:</p> |
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43 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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44 |
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45 <p>I stuck my fingers in my ears and said “LA LA LA” and pretended n… |
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46 <p>I was also prompted a couple times to set my full disk encryption pas… |
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47 <p>Near the end after it did a system update and ran <code>mkinitcpio</c… |
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48 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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49 |
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50 <h2 id="Step-5-Reboot-and-Fix-Stuff"><a href="#Step-5-Reboot-and-Fix-Stu… |
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51 <p>At this point you’ll want to connect to wifi again, which I did by … |
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52 <p>Now, I’ll be completely honest here. I don’t really understand th… |
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53 <p>The next step I don’t understand is to get rid of the weird CRC err… |
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54 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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55 |
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56 <h2 id="Step-6-Optional-Steps"><a href="#Step-6-Optional-Steps" class="h… |
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57 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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58 |
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59 <p>I also installed <code>base-devel</code> and <code>yay-bin</code> (my… |
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60 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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61 |
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62 <p><code>plymouth</code> is already installed on Manjaro, so I took some… |
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63 <p>This fixed that:</p> |
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64 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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65 |
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66 <p>I’ve noticed that some time after booting I get the following error… |
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67 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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68 |
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69 <p>I don’t know what that is or how to fix it yet. Everything seems to… |
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70 <p><strong>Edit:</strong> After a bit more tweaking, here is the <code>m… |
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71 <p><code>/etc/mkinitcpio.conf</code>:</p> |
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72 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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73 |
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74 <p>Remember to run <code>sudo mkinitcpio -P</code> if you edit that file… |
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75 <hr> |
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76 <p><strong>Note:</strong> This is a highly cleaned-up and euphemistic ac… |
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77 ]]></description> |
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78 <link>https://rudism.com/pinebook-pro-arch-linux-alternative… |
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79 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/pinebook-pro-arc… |
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80 <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2021 13:39:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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81 </item> |
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82 <item> |
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83 <title><![CDATA[Three Million CE - Episode 6]]></title> |
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84 <description><![CDATA[<p>The station’s docking bay doors s… |
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85 <p>It wasn’t normal. Mining colonies in the Orubus Belt were xenophobi… |
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86 <p>“Initiating automatic docking procedure.”</p> |
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87 <p>The ship’s voice reminded Dak of his sister, to the extent that he … |
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88 <p>“What do your scans show, Aylix?” Dak asked out loud.</p> |
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89 <p>“There are three thousand seven hundred and three humanoid lifeform… |
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90 <p>Dak nodded. The station grew larger on the viewscreen at a steady pac… |
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91 <p>“I recommend caution,” Aylix added. “It could be a trap.”</p> |
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92 <p>Dak changed into his carbon fiber bodysuit while Aylix finished docki… |
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93 <p>“Best watch yourself here, stranger,” said one of the men. “We … |
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94 <p>“Appreciate the warm welcome,” said Dak. “Your message mentione… |
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95 <p>The miner who had spoken–a toothpick compared to his silent compani… |
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96 <p>“When she needs to,” said Dak. “Will she need to?”</p> |
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97 <p>“I reckon she will,” said the miner. “Come. The Foreman will gi… |
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98 <p>The taller, heavier, less talkative miner stepped forward and held ou… |
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99 <p>“No weapons, no job,” said the smaller miner. “No job, no rewar… |
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100 <p>Dak sighed.</p> |
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101 <p>The interior of the station was hewn from rusty metal pipes. The wall… |
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102 <p>The two miners led Dak up a set of rattling stairs to a catwalk overl… |
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103 <p>In the room, sitting behind a desk, was the most obese man Dak had ev… |
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104 <p>The miners waited outside the office. They didn’t bother introducin… |
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105 <p>“I take it you’re interested in the reward,” the Foreman said. … |
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106 <p>“Syphon,” said Dak. “Dak Syphon.”</p> |
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107 <p>The Foreman leaned forward in his chair. “We can’t offer currency… |
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108 <p>Dak put the bottle back down on the desk. “What’s the job?”</p> |
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109 <p>“There’s a large debris field on the other side of our planetoid,… |
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110 <p>“You want me to retrieve it?” asked Dak.</p> |
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111 <p>“Hardly,” said the Foreman. “I want you to destroy it, and idea… |
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112 <p>Dak blinked. “The… necromancer?”</p> |
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113 <p>“Yeah. The necromancer. A magister of the dark arts,” continued t… |
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114 <p>Dak crossed his arms. Was the Foreman pulling his leg, or just stupid… |
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115 <p>“He’s been sabotaging the station, making us look like fools when… |
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116 <p>“Kidnapping?” asked Dak.</p> |
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117 <p>“Aye,” said the Foreman. “Two younglings went missing from thei… |
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118 <p>“The necromancer took them?” Dak asked incredulously.</p> |
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119 <p>“Look,” sighed the Foreman. “I don’t need you to believe me. … |
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120 <p>“And the kids?” asked Dak.</p> |
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121 <p>“The ship is the job,” said the Foreman. Then he shrugged. “If … |
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122 <p>It seemed like a simple enough task, despite all the nonsense about n… |
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123 <p>Dak shook hands, then returned to the catwalk where the two miners wa… |
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124 <p>“Dak, can you hear me?” Aylix’s voice sounded in Dak’s head. … |
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125 <p>Dak sighed loudly.</p> |
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126 <p>“Never mind, don’t answer,” said Aylix. “I know how much you … |
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127 <p>If this colony was like the one he grew up in, then Dak knew the answ… |
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128 <p>“If they can walk, they can work,” the skinny miner shouted. “Y… |
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129 <p>Dak gritted his teeth.</p> |
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130 <p>“Those poor kids,” Aylix said through his lattice. </p> |
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131 <p>“Yeah,” whispered Dak, hoping that the clattering and hissing mac… |
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132 <p>“Did you say something?” the skinny miner shouted.</p> |
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133 <p>“God damn it,” said Dak.</p> |
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134 <hr> |
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135 <p>Calling the debris field “large” had been an understatement. The … |
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136 <p>“Any sign of the freighter, Aylix?” asked Dak.</p> |
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137 <p>“Scanning,” said Aylix. “It may take a while, there’s a lot o… |
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138 <p>Dak leaned back in his seat and put his feet up on the cockpit dash. … |
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139 <p>“Was that anything like the colony you grew up in?” Aylix asked t… |
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140 <p>“Mmm hmm,” said Dak. “Not as bad though. They didn’t send us … |
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141 <p>“Did you work in the mines?” asked Aylix.</p> |
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142 <p>A distant memory forced itself into Dak’s consciousness. His Forema… |
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143 <p>“I… left before I turned fourteen,” said Dak.</p> |
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144 <p>“What happened?” asked Aylix.</p> |
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145 <p>“An accident,” said Dak. “My sister, she…”</p> |
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146 <p>“You mean Aylix,” interrupted Aylix. “My namesake.”</p> |
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147 <p>“She… died. I didn’t want any part of the colony after that.”… |
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148 <p>“And they let you leave?” asked Aylix.</p> |
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149 <p>“No, it wasn’t that easy. I had to…”</p> |
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150 <p>“Are you telling me the truth, Dak?” interrupted Aylix.</p> |
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151 <p>Dak remained silent.</p> |
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152 <p>“What did you do, Dak?” asked Aylix.</p> |
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153 <p>Dak shook his head and squeezed his eyes shut.</p> |
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154 <p>“What did you do to me?” Dak’s sister’s voice pleaded over hi… |
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155 <p>“Shut up!” cried Dak. “We’re done talking about this.”</p> |
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156 <p>“A probe has located the freighter,” said Aylix, no longer using … |
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157 <p>Dak leaned toward the viewscreen. “Show me.”</p> |
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158 <p>The viewscreen flickered, then centered on a large shadow, slowly dri… |
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159 <p>“Looks like a derelict,” said Dak.</p> |
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160 <p>“The probe detects five humanoid lifeforms aboard,” said Aylix.</… |
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161 <p>The math added up. One kidnapper plus four kids. Dak grimaced. Firing… |
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162 <p>“Move in,” said Dak. “Let’s see if necromancers answer their … |
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163 <hr> |
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164 <p>They had stolen the smallest mining skiff they could find, figuring i… |
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165 <p>“Relax, Sh’ren,” said Jotu. “If anyone was following us, they… |
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166 <p>“Did we do the right thing, Jotu?” asked Sh’ren.</p> |
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167 <p>“Of course,” said Jotu. He reached over and stilled her fidgeting… |
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168 <p>Jotu placed his hand on Sh’ren’s belly. “You’ve started showi… |
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169 <p>“But we have nothing, Jotu!” said Sh’ren. “Where will we go? … |
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170 <p>The door to the cargo bay flew open, and Taila and Koru burst into th… |
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171 <p>“No!” Taila cried as she climbed onto Sh’ren’s lap. “We don… |
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172 <p>“Yeah!” said Koru, puffing his chest out. “I hate the colony! I… |
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173 <p>“What have I told you two about eavesdropping?” Sh’ren scolded … |
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174 <p>“Yes, Sh’ren,” the two children said together. Taila slunk to t… |
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175 <p>“Such brats,” said Sh’ren, though her warm smile revealed how s… |
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176 <p>“I do too,” said Jotu. “That is why we can’t go back. What li… |
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177 <p>“Stop it!” said Sh’ren. She started weeping. “Just stop!”</… |
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178 <p>Jotu squeezed Sh’ren’s hands. “When you became their matron you… |
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179 <p>“But where will we go?” Sh’ren asked, staring hard at Jotu thro… |
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180 <p>Jotu let go of Sh’ren’s hands and looked away. It was time to tel… |
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181 <p>“Jotu? What is it?”</p> |
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182 <p>Jotu closed his eyes. “Before we left, I was in contact with… Wit… |
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183 <p>Jotu retrieved a small object from a pouch on his belt and held it ou… |
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184 <p>“It’s a communication device,” said Jotu. “I can use it to si… |
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185 <p>“Who gave this to you, Jotu? Who in the colony would dare keep such… |
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186 <p>“He is not of the colony,” said Jotu. “Not anymore.”</p> |
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187 <p>Sh’ren’s eyes opened wide, and the color drained from her face. �… |
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188 <p>“He is not what they say he is,” said Jotu. “He is my… He wis… |
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189 <p>“He is a necromancer!” shouted Sh’ren.</p> |
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190 <p>“That is not true,” said Jotu, trying hard to remain calm. “The… |
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191 <p>“Do not speak his name!” Sh’ren cried in horror. She put her he… |
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192 <p>Sh’ren’s quiet weeping pierced Jotu’s heart. His confession had… |
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193 <hr> |
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194 <p>After a cycle of careful navigation through scattered wreckage and de… |
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195 <p>“We’ve been spotted,” said Aylix. “The freighter’s hailing … |
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196 <p>“Bring it up on screen.”</p> |
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197 <p>A man’s head appeared on the viewscreen. A hood obscured the top ha… |
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198 <p>“Go away,” said the man.</p> |
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199 <p>“I’ll be happy to,” said Dak. “Once the children are safely r… |
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200 <p>“The children are none of your concern,” the man barked back. “… |
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201 <p>Aylix spoke through Dak’s lattice. “He’s bluffing. The freighte… |
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202 <p>“I’m not leaving without the children,” said Dak. He meant it. … |
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203 <p>The man on the viewscreen fidgeted with his beard, then his expressio… |
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204 <p>“I know they’re not dead,” said Dak slowly. “I scan all four … |
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205 <p>The man’s steely expression gave way to panic. “What? No, those a… |
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206 <p>The viewscreen blinked off.</p> |
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207 <p>“He’s powering up the freighter’s engines,” said Aylix.</p> |
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208 <p>“He’s running?” asked Dak.</p> |
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209 <p>“Unlikely. The freighter’s propulsion systems are too structurall… |
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210 <p>Dak stroked his chin. “What kind of engines?”</p> |
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211 <p>“Primitive combustion tech,” replied Aylix.</p> |
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212 <p>“If the propulsion systems are shot, where does the energy go?” a… |
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213 <p>“Nowhere,” said Aylix. “It stays in the engines.”</p> |
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214 <p>Dak’s eyes opened wide. “Does that mean what I think it means?”… |
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215 <p>“Yes,” said Aylix. “Judging from the energy accumulation rate, … |
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216 <p>Dak nodded. “Hypothetically speaking, how much time would we need t… |
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217 <p><em>“Hypothetically,”</em> said Aylix, “a hundred millicycles s… |
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218 <p>“So, another hundred fifty to cut through the freighter’s hull. W… |
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219 <p>“More like five hundred and eighty, now,” said Aylix.</p> |
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220 <p>“Do it,” said Dak.</p> |
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221 <p>“What happened to hypothetical?” asked Aylix.</p> |
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222 <p>“Shit’s about to get real,” said Dak.</p> |
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223 <hr> |
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224 <p>After she calmed down, Sh’ren left to tell stories to the youngling… |
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225 <p>An incoming message beeped on his console. Jotu reached back and clos… |
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226 <p>“Father,” said Jotu. “We’ve reached the coordinates. Are you … |
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227 <p>Kareth shook his head and frowned.</p> |
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228 <p>Jotu shifted uneasily in his seat. “What’s wrong, Father?”</p> |
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229 <p>“I can’t join you as planned, Jotu. You must use the stone as I s… |
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230 <p>“Why!?” interrupted Jotu. “You said you’d join us! We can’t… |
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231 <p>“Jotu!” Kareth commanded. Jotu fell silent.</p> |
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232 <p>“It is no longer safe to wait,” continued Kareth. “Signal a shi… |
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233 <p>“I don’t want to leave you, Father,” said Jotu. He fought the t… |
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234 <p>“Fear is a transient thing,” said Kareth. “You mustn’t let it… |
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235 <p>Jotu sniffled. “Yes, but you’re not…”</p> |
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236 <p>“But you overcame,” interrupted Kareth. “You were scared when y… |
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237 <p>“Yes, but…”</p> |
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238 <p>“But nothing,” said Kareth. “Fear must drive action, not inacti… |
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239 <p>Jotu thought back to the night he first found the stone and heard Kar… |
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240 <p>“Very well, Father,” said Jotu. “I will do as you say.”</p> |
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241 <p>Kareth nodded. “Jotu, my son. Before you go, know that I…”</p> |
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242 <p>A sound from behind Kareth interrupted him. He turned, facing away fr… |
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243 <p>“Father? What happened?” Jotu said, leaning forward.</p> |
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244 <p>“Why are you here?” cried Kareth, stepping away from the viewscre… |
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245 <p>Jotu’s heart raced. He slammed his fists on the console. He watched… |
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246 <p>There was a flash. Kareth toppled backwards and his arms flailed. For… |
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247 <p>“Father!” Jotu screamed. His breath came to him in short gasps. H… |
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248 <p>The smoke cleared, and a figure moved forward into focus–a man in a… |
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249 <p>Jotu’s eyes narrowed. Once Sh’ren and the children are safe, he t… |
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250 <hr> |
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251 <p>Dak didn’t like the look the kid was giving him. He knew that look.… |
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252 <p>The ship rumbled. A twang sounded above Dak’s head, and he ducked t… |
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253 <p>Dak took a closer look at the body on the ground. The so-called necro… |
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254 <p>“Time’s almost up, Dak,” Aylix said through the lattice. “Gra… |
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255 <p>The ship rumbled again. The ceiling in the corner of the room collaps… |
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256 <p>“I don’t see any kids,” said Dak.</p> |
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257 <p>“You’re right on top of them,” said Aylix. “The engines are b… |
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258 <p>The fog of dust from the collapsed ceiling thinned as it settled. Dak… |
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259 <p>“The engines have melted through their housings,” warned Aylix as… |
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260 <p>Through a small rectangular window on the nearest pod, dark-skinned w… |
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261 <p>“They’re in some kind of pods,” said Dak. “Too heavy to move.… |
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262 <p>“Come back,” said Aylix. “If the engines don’t blow first, an… |
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263 <p>Dak ran his hands up and down the sides of the woman’s pod, failing… |
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264 <p>“Dak, you don’t want to die like this. Not like I did.” Aylix w… |
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265 <p>Dak pounded his fist against the coffin-like pod in frustration. He t… |
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266 <p>Running as fast as his legs could take him, lungs burning as he gaspe… |
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267 <p>“Plotting a course for anywhere-but-here, top speed…” Aylix’s… |
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268 <p>“No!” cried Dak. “Not yet!”</p> |
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269 <p>“Those engines are going to explode any nanocycle now, and take us … |
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270 <p>“Wait!” Dak struggled to his feet. He felt faint, and his skin wa… |
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271 <p>“Use the pulse cannon, cut away the hull of the room I was in,” s… |
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272 <p>“Dak, this is crazy,” said Aylix. “You’re putting yourself in… |
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273 <p>“Do it!” yelled Dak.</p> |
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274 <p>The viewscreen lit up with the pulse cannon’s blast. A section of t… |
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275 <p>“Zoom in,” said Dak. The viewscreen magnified the blasted section… |
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276 <p>“Dak! You don’t want her! She’s not worth…”</p> |
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277 <p>“There!” Among the floating shards of hull, Dak spotted two of th… |
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278 <p>“Emergency protocols activated,” came Aylix’s voice.</p> |
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279 <p>A slight vibration rattled through the ship. The viewscreen became a … |
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280 <p>“Wait! What the fuck are you doing?” cried Dak. “The pod…!”… |
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281 <p>The viewscreen flashed, bathing the cockpit in brilliant white light.… |
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282 <hr> |
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283 <p>Two miners stood guard next to Aylix’s open cargo bay doors. The sa… |
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284 <p>“Where’s my payment?” asked Dak.</p> |
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285 <p>“The Foreman’s on his way,” said the smaller miner. Dak wondere… |
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286 <p>Why was the Foreman getting involved? Dak’s business with the colon… |
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287 <p>Every inch of Dak’s skin burned and itched. Daggers pierced his mus… |
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288 <p>“I don’t like this,” Aylix said through Dak’s lattice.</p> |
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289 <p>Dak didn’t like it either, but he needed the fuel and moonshine mor… |
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290 <p>“Mister Syphon,” the Foreman’s voice rang across the docking ba… |
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291 <p>“The necromancer is dead,” said Dak. “Pay and I’ll be on my w… |
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292 <p>“Ah, about that,” said the Foreman. “It’s my understanding th… |
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293 <p>Dak shook his head. “I shot him.”</p> |
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294 <p>“You have proof of this?” asked the Foreman. “How do I know you… |
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295 <p>“You think <em>this</em> happened to me in the comfort of my ship?�… |
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296 <p>The foreman scratched his chin, a smug expression on his face. His ey… |
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297 <p>“Seems I’m mistaken,” said the Foreman. “You were on the frei… |
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298 <p>Dak followed the Foreman’s gaze to the rear of Aylix’s cargo bay.… |
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299 <p>“I have nothing that belongs to you,” Dak sneered.</p> |
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300 <p>“Well, perhaps not to me,” said the Foreman. “A Takkah barge ca… |
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301 <p>The foreman nodded at the two miners. The smaller one aimed his rifle… |
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302 <p>“Dak…” Aylix said through his lattice. “Dak think hard before… |
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303 <p>“Exactly,” Dak said out loud. “Three…”</p> |
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304 <p>The Foreman looked at Dak and cocked his head. “What did you…”<… |
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305 <p>The smaller miner was the first to fall. A hole ripped through his br… |
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306 <p>“Two…”</p> |
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307 <p>Before the first miner’s corpse hit the ground, Dak hit the second … |
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308 <p>“One…”</p> |
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309 <p>The Foreman looked wide eyed at the two bodies, then fell to his knee… |
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310 <p>“Wait!” cried the Foreman. “Don’t you realize what Takkah wil… |
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311 <p>Dak studied the dark tattoo splayed across the fat man’s face. He w… |
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312 <p>“I don’t know,” said Dak. “Maybe something like this?”</p> |
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313 <p>He pulled the trigger. The Foreman’s body slumped forward with a sa… |
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314 <p>“Zero.”</p> |
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315 <p>Dak put his hands on his hips and turned to face Aylix. “Well,” h… |
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316 <p>“No shit,” said Aylix.</p> |
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317 <p>“They’re probably not going to pay me now,” said Dak.</p> |
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318 <p>“No shit,” said Aylix.</p> |
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319 <p>“We better get outta here,” said Dak.</p> |
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320 <p>“No shit,” said Aylix.</p> |
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330 <link>https://rudism.com/no-podcast-this-month-03-21/</link> |
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335 <title><![CDATA[Three Million CE - Episode 5]]></title> |
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336 <description><![CDATA[<p>There was no doubt about it–the o… |
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337 <p>Zuli made the sign of the Prophets across her face and muttered a sho… |
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338 <p>“Are you certain of these coordinates?” Zuli said. “They are ta… |
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339 <p>“Yes, I’m sure!” the old man’s voice came crackling over the … |
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340 <p>Zuli frowned. She had no intention of breaking her promise.</p> |
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341 <p>“No worries,” Zuli said. “The Prophets shall watch over us, eve… |
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342 <p>“Yeah, yeah,” the old man’s voice blurted. “Just let me know … |
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343 <p>Zuli scowled and released her finger from the comm button. She made t… |
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344 <p>Zuli flicked her finger across the navigational chart on her console … |
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345 <p>A red dot started flashing inside the empty map of the Orubus Belt. Z… |
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346 <p>A distress signal! Based on its proximity to their destination, inter… |
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347 <p>“What are you doing? Why have you changed course?” the old man’… |
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348 <p>Zuli sighed. “No worries, friend,” she replied. “I have detecte… |
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349 <p>“No!” cried the old man. “You promised to take me!”</p> |
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350 <p>“I did promise,” said Zuli. “And I will take you. If you are un… |
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351 <p>“Gah!” the old man cut Zuli off with a frustrated grunt. “Do wh… |
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352 <p>Zuli sighed. The ship’s sensors indicated that the old man was stil… |
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353 <p>“I’m fine where I am,” said the old man.</p> |
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354 <p>The old man’s answer didn’t come as a surprise. He hadn’t left … |
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355 <p>Zuli released the comm button and returned her attention to the main … |
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356 <hr> |
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357 <p>Desmond sat under the desert planet’s perpetual night sky at the ed… |
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358 <p>“I am <em>not</em> eating one more of those… Those <em>things</em… |
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359 <p>“Fine,” said Doyle, looking down at the mound of oozing baby sand… |
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360 <p>That could take a while, thought Desmond. With an adequate supply of … |
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361 <p>“Don’t worry I’ll keep my distance,” Sarah called back. “Th… |
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362 <p>Doyle sniffed his armpit and scrunched his nose. “Oh, <em>you’re<… |
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363 <p>Doyle trudged across the sand to where Desmond was sitting. He tossed… |
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364 <p>“Is there anything we can do to get the stove or the bath back? Eve… |
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365 <p>Desmond shook his head. “No bueno, bruh. There’s barely enough ju… |
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366 <p>Sighing, Doyle collapsed to a sitting position next to the pile of sa… |
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367 <p>“Nah, it’s one-way. If there’s a response you’ll know. Dudes … |
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368 <p>Sarah appeared at the ship’s doorway. She stomped across the sand t… |
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369 <p>“You know,” said Desmond. Sarah stopped, her back still turned.</… |
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370 <p>“I think Heady would be pretty impressed with you guys,” continue… |
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371 <p>Doyle gave a snort of laughter.</p> |
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372 <p>“Fuck it,” said Sarah. She turned and sat down next to Doyle and … |
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373 <p>Desmond looked past Sarah to the large mound of sand in the distance … |
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374 <p>A sudden gust of wind from above kicked sand up around the ship. Bae … |
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375 <p>“Is that a sandstorm?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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376 <p>Desmond looked up. “Nah, bruh,” he said, and pointed. “Look!”… |
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377 <p>A glowing spherical craft descended from the sky, blasting gusts of w… |
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378 <p>The sphere went dark, then a doorway slid open and a ramp extended to… |
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379 <p>The woman made a gesture in front of her face with her hand, then sta… |
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380 <p>Doyle jumped to his feet. “Yeah! Oh God do we ever!” he cried, an… |
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381 <p>“Dude, keep back, we don’t know why she’s here yet…” said D… |
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382 <p>“What? She got the distress signal! She literally just asked if we … |
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383 <p>“Wait, you can understand her?” asked Sarah.</p> |
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384 <p>A confused expression crossed Doyle’s face. He ran a finger across … |
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385 <p>“Yeah,” said Doyle. “I mean, I know she’s not speaking Englis… |
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386 <p>The woman spoke again.</p> |
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387 <p>“That’s right!” said Doyle. “That asshole who took the Ark, h… |
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388 <p>“Universal translator?” said Sarah. “What is this, Star Trek?�… |
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389 <p>“Fascinating,” said Desmond.</p> |
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390 <hr> |
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391 <p>“The man who took your ship gave you this?” Zuli asked, turning t… |
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392 <p>The man named Doyle stuffed two more green food cubes into his alread… |
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393 <p>“I’m sorry but I have no idea what this is,” said Zuli. She han… |
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394 <p>The man and his young female companion ate ravenously as Zuli watched… |
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395 <p>“So the two of you were stranded all alone on that planet? You poor… |
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396 <p>“Four of us,” said the girl named Sarah. Sarah pointed at the lar… |
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397 <p>“Ah, yes, my apologies,” said Zuli, bowing her head. The translat… |
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398 <p>The robot spoke to Doyle in their native tongue. Doyle nodded, then t… |
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399 <p>“Desmond says if you’ll grant him access to your ship’s compute… |
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400 <p>The robot spoke to Doyle again.</p> |
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401 <p>“Also he wants to know if he can recharge somewhere.”</p> |
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402 <p>“Of course,” said Zuli. “As you must eat food to live, your fri… |
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403 <p>Zuli continued to watch Doyle and Sarah as they ate. The poor things … |
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404 <p>“Baths!?” Sarah interrupted. Chunks of green food cube and spittl… |
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405 <p>Zuli smiled and nodded. “Please, for as long as the Prophets’ pat… |
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406 <p>Doyle grinned and nodded. Sarah shrugged and continued eating. The st… |
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407 <hr> |
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408 <p>Sarah stared awe-struck at a small nozzle jutting from the wall above… |
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409 <p>It was the longest, most luxurious bath Sarah had taken in all the tw… |
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410 <p>Sarah didn’t recognize the frail, alarmingly thin girl who stared b… |
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411 <p>Despite her tummy ache, the bath had invigorated Sarah, and she decid… |
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412 <p>To Sarah, the ship felt strangely reminiscent of the Nikola’s Child… |
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413 <p>It felt strange to think that her life with Nikola’s Children was o… |
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414 <p>After Sarah passed through the mess hall and into another hallway, th… |
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415 <p>“Shhh,” Sarah hushed the rhino-pig as she followed the whispering… |
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416 <p>“We’ll be together again soon,” the man said in a strained, ras… |
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417 <p>The old man started whimpering. Was he crying?</p> |
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418 <p>“Oh my child,” said the man. “Oh my sweet, sweet child what hav… |
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419 <p>The ship trembled and Sarah’s vision went blurry again. Fear grippe… |
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420 <p>The noise of somebody falling in the hallway startled Sarah.</p> |
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421 <p>“What was that? Who’s there?” the old man barked. Sarah grabbed… |
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422 <p>The sound of the old man in the hallway faded. Sarah stood and looked… |
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423 <p>The sense of dread that had gripped Sarah intensified, but she felt c… |
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424 <p>The billowing mist in the open container gradually thinned, revealing… |
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425 <hr> |
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426 <p>Doyle rolled around on the sweat-soaked sheets covering the bed in hi… |
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427 <p>Laying on his back, Doyle tried massaging his abdomen, sending shiver… |
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428 <p>His legs wobbled as he stood up. Clutching his stomach, Doyle walked … |
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429 <p>Doyle stumbled across his quarters and out into the hallway. He start… |
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430 <p>All Doyle knew was that bad things were happening inside of him, and … |
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431 <p>As he lurched through the hallway, Doyle felt his body tremble. Was t… |
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432 <p>A sudden jolt of pain in Doyle’s abdomen sent him crashing to his k… |
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433 <p>Doyle struggled back to his feet and continued down the hallway. He r… |
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434 <p>Doyle reached the mess hall and spotted some green food cube leftover… |
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435 <p>“What was that? Who’s there?” Doyle heard a voice say from furt… |
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436 <p>“Help,” Doyle tried to yell. It came out as more of a hoarse whis… |
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437 <p>Through pain and blurry vision, Doyle saw what looked like an old man… |
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438 <p>“Yes,” said the old man.</p> |
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439 <p>Doyle’s spirits lifted. He had done it! He had found help!</p> |
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440 <p>The old man, Doyle’s savior, spoke as Doyle’s senses faded and he… |
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441 <p>“Yes,” the man said again. “You’ll do nicely.”</p> |
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442 <hr> |
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443 <p>“We’re less than a cycle away now, I should let the old man know,… |
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444 <p>She sat in a chair at the center of the bridge, facing a large curved… |
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445 <p>“My friends?” Desmond asked. He had learned enough of the woman�… |
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446 <p>“In their quarters,” said Zuli, after glancing at one of the cont… |
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447 <p>“They had, difficult time on planet,” said Desmond.</p> |
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448 <p>Zuli nodded. “It is good that the Prophets led me to you.”</p> |
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449 <p>“Prophets?” Desmond asked. The word Zuli had used was unknown to … |
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450 <p>“Yes, the Prophets,” said Zuli. “You do not know the Prophets? … |
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451 <p>Desmond recognized that word. Heady Armstrong, the Youtuber whose vid… |
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452 <p>“Ah, religion,” said Desmond. “No, I have no religion.”</p> |
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453 <p>Zuli nodded somberly. “Perhaps I can teach you of…”</p> |
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454 <p>The ship shook slightly and one of the panels in front of Zuli starte… |
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455 <p>“I do not know,” said Zuli. “A millicycle ago there was nothing… |
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456 <p>“Something?” asked Desmond.</p> |
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457 <p>“Yes,” said Zuli. She looked up at Desmond. “Oh! You are glowin… |
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458 <p>Desmond looked down. Glowing blue lines had appeared, tracing intrica… |
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459 <p>“Are we close to it?” asked Desmond.</p> |
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460 <p>“Too close,” said Zuli. “I cannot stop our approach. The ship h… |
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461 <p>The ship shuddered again. “Can I see?” asked Desmond, pointing at… |
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462 <p>“Yes,” said Zuli. She made some gestures against the control pane… |
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463 <p>“Is that it?” asked Desmond.</p> |
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464 <p>Zuli nodded and pointed at the large darkened screen. “Something is… |
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465 <p>Desmond looked again. There was a spot at the center of the screen th… |
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466 <p>A series of whirring and clacking noises rang through the bridge. Des… |
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467 <p>Even if Desmond didn’t know what that thing on the screen was, his … |
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468 <p>“We should leave,” said Desmond.</p> |
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469 <p>Zuli stared with her mouth open. “I am trying,” she said. An alar… |
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470 <p>“What is it?” asked Desmond.</p> |
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471 <p>“One of the ship’s airlocks is opening,” she said. “Your frie… |
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472 <p>“Whoah,” said Desmond. He tested his control over his new robot s… |
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473 <p>–</p> |
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474 <p>It was a child. Or at least what remained of one. Sarah stared at the… |
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475 <p>The sound of footsteps in the hallway broke Sarah from her stupor. Sh… |
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476 <p>Sarah scrambled to another stack of containers. She peeked out from b… |
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477 <p>The old man knelt next to his container and turned the dial to releas… |
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478 <p>The old man tenderly lifted the corpse and cradled it in his arm. The… |
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479 <p>The old man started walking back toward the door. Sarah crouched, get… |
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480 <p>The high pitched bark was unmistakable–Bae had made the same sound … |
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481 <p>“Filthy creature,” the old man said. The rifle fired before Sarah… |
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482 <p>It felt like her heart had stopped in her chest. Sarah wanted to scre… |
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483 <p>Sarah’s mind was a jumble–whether seconds passed or minutes, she … |
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484 <p>It pained Sarah to think of Bae’s little body–kicked aside like a… |
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485 <p>The ship started trembling again as Sarah stormed after the old man. … |
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486 <p>The dim lights were flickering now, creating an eerie strobe effect a… |
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487 <p>A control panel jutted from the wall behind the old man. Across the h… |
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488 <p>Doyle!</p> |
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489 <p>The old man continued his ritual around the child’s corpse, ignorin… |
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490 <p>The ship’s trembling intensified. The old man finally glanced towar… |
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491 <p>Now was her chance! Sarah charged into the hallway and sprinted as fa… |
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492 <p>The inner airlock door hissed and slid up into the ceiling.</p> |
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493 <p>Doyle didn’t look so good. He clutched his stomach and winced.</p> |
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494 <p>“What the fuck, Sarah!” Doyle said. “How did you know that butt… |
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495 <p>Sarah looked at the control panel. She hadn’t noticed before that t… |
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496 <p>“You’re too late!” cried the old man. “The sacrament is compl… |
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497 <p>The old man pointed his rifle at Sarah and Doyle and took a step forw… |
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498 <p>The old man, still aiming the rifle, glanced back at the child’s bo… |
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499 <p>“It was my fault,” the old man said. His demeanor changed–a pro… |
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500 <p>Sarah inched forward while the old man’s attention was on the child… |
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501 <p>The old man spun to face Sarah. The sadness in his eyes vanished. “… |
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502 <p>Sarah saw the old man tighten his grip on the rifle. She shoved Doyle… |
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503 <p>“Grab something!” Doyle shouted.</p> |
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504 <p>Sarah scrambled toward the hallway and grabbed the edge of the inner … |
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505 <p>“Blood for blood!” the old man screamed over the howling wind. Th… |
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506 <p>As Sarah watched the old man’s body tumble away from the ship, she … |
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507 <p>Desmond retrieved Doyle with one arm and pulled Sarah from the airloc… |
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508 <p>The blue lines on Desmond’s body and the light surrounding him fade… |
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509 <p>“I didn’t know you could do that!” Sarah said excitedly.</p> |
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510 <p>“Dude, neither did I!” said Desmond.</p> |
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511 <p>“Doyle did you see that? Did you know he could do that?”</p> |
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512 <p>Doyle curled up into a fetal position and moaned.</p> |
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513 <p>A familiar sound rang out from further down the hallway. Sarah perked… |
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514 <p>There at the end of the hallway, a large sooty stain on her side, sto… |
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515 <p>Sarah felt like her heart was going to explode as she ran toward Bae.… |
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516 <p>“Aw, look at that,” said Desmond. “Isn’t that cute?”</p> |
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517 <p>“I think I shit myself,” moaned Doyle.</p> |
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518 <hr> |
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519 <p>Desmond sat at the mess hall table and stroked Bae in his lap. Despit… |
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520 <p>“So do you think you can do that blue glowy thing again? And those … |
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521 <p>“I know right? But I can’t control it,” said Desmond. “It’s… |
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522 <p>“What triggered it?” asked Sarah. “Something that old man was d… |
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523 <p>“Nah,” said Desmond. He still didn’t know what the thing was th… |
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524 <p>Zuli entered the mess hall, carrying a covered tray in her arms. “W… |
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525 <p>“Did anyone see what happened to that gross corpse the old man had … |
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526 <p>Doyle shrugged. “Probably blown out the airlock.”</p> |
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527 <p>“I watched the old man go, but I didn’t see that,” said Sarah. … |
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528 <p>“Where else could it have gone?” asked Desmond. He hadn’t seen … |
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529 <p>“Anyway, what’s on the menu?” Doyle asked, staring suspiciously… |
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530 <p>“Do not worry,” said Zuli. “The ship’s harvester drones proce… |
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531 <p>Doyle sighed with relief.</p> |
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532 <p>“I’ll eat anything,” said Sarah. “I mean, anything is better … |
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533 <p>Zuli pulled the cover off the tray, revealing a steaming pile of baby… |
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534 <p>Desmond looked down at Bae, who was squirming to get out of his arms.… |
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535 <p>Sarah calmly slid her chair away from the table, stood up, and turned… |
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536 <p>“Where are you going?” asked Zuli.</p> |
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537 <p>“To the airlock,” said Sarah. “There’s a big green button cal… |
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545 <description><![CDATA[<p>I’m not sure how common these mis… |
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546 <h2 id="The-Multiple-Meanings-of-STRICT"><a href="#The-Multiple-Meanings… |
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547 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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548 |
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549 <p>In the above example where you’re using <code>STRICT</code> in a <c… |
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550 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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552 <p>The above function is declared with the <code>STRICT</code> keyword. … |
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553 <p>That is <strong>not</strong> what <code>STRICT</code> means on a func… |
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554 <h2 id="Array-ANY-Versus-ALL-in-WHERE-Clauses"><a href="#Array-ANY-Versu… |
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555 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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557 <p>If you’re like me, you might think it logically follows that if you… |
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558 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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560 <p>What the above statement is actually matching is the case where <code… |
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561 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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562 |
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563 <p>The correct way to query what you want is to either flip the equality… |
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564 <figure class="highlight sql"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span c… |
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568 <link>https://rudism.com/Common-Postgresql-Mistakes/</link> |
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574 <description><![CDATA[<p>This month’s podcast episode is a… |
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575 <p>If you’re familiar with Patreon, think of supporting my podcast as … |
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577 <link>https://rudism.com/podcast-bonus-desmond-log/</link> |
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582 <title><![CDATA[Three Million CE - Episode 4]]></title> |
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583 <description><![CDATA[<p>A hook formed out of thin wire carv… |
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584 <p>The sound of shifting sand came from the loose end of the wire. Doyle… |
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585 <p>“Come on you little bastard,” whispered Doyle.</p> |
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586 <p>A small hole appeared in the ground next to the wire, and a pale fing… |
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587 <p>Doyle sneered at the pile of dead worms. That last one made two dozen… |
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588 <p>Doyle and Sarah had been ecstatic when they first discovered the crea… |
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589 <p>Fuller bellies and clearer heads ushered in the realization that the … |
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590 <p>“How many is that, my dude?”</p> |
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591 <p>Doyle looked over at the pile of cables and computer components that … |
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592 <p>“About two dozen,” said Doyle. “Should be more than enough. Yes… |
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593 <p>“Shit, bro,” said Desmond. “I wish I could do more to help you … |
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594 <p>Sighing, Doyle glanced over at the derelict spaceship that he, Sarah,… |
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595 <p>And best of all, it had power.</p> |
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596 <p>Somewhere deep in the ship’s guts was a backup power source. A powe… |
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597 <p>Despite it’s odd proportions, Desmond had claimed the ship’s tech… |
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598 <p>“You’re not useless, Des,” said Doyle. “In fact if you can fi… |
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599 <p>“Not yet,” said Desmond. “And you should probably do that on th… |
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600 <p>“What?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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601 <p>“The ship’s water supply isn’t what it was when we first found … |
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602 <p>“No way to… Wait, what?”</p> |
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603 <p>“All waste water in the ship is purified and re-circulated,” said… |
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604 <p>“So, you mean we’ve been drinking our own…?”</p> |
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605 <p>“Yeah. Well, not just yours. Obviously the ship’s previous crew w… |
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606 <p>Doyle’s eyes widened. “So, the bath… We’re bathing in…”</… |
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607 <p>“Recycled urine,” Desmond said matter-of-factly.</p> |
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608 <p>“Do <em>not</em> tell any of this to Sarah,” said Doyle. He was c… |
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609 <p>Doyle zipped his pants back up, deciding to wait. As disturbing as it… |
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610 <p>“I have been making some progress on that other thing,” said Desm… |
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611 <p>“What?” asked Doyle. He narrowed his eyes and glared down at the … |
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612 <p>Doyle looked to the far corner of the ship’s cabin–the corner tha… |
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613 <p>“Just watch this,” said Desmond.</p> |
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614 <p>Two blue lights appeared on the smooth surface of the statue’s head… |
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615 <p>“Wow,” said Doyle. “Uh, neat. Its eyes light up.”</p> |
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616 <p>“Yeah!” said Desmond with alacrity. “And that’s not all, watc… |
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617 <p>As Doyle watched, either the eye lights moved across the surface or t… |
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618 <p>“Huh,” said Doyle. “Can it walk, or do something useful?”</p> |
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619 <p>“Not yet!” said Desmond. “But I’m close to…”</p> |
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620 <p>“That’s great,” Doyle cut him off. “Just make sure you’re n… |
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621 <p>“Yeah, yeah,” said Desmond. Doyle didn’t know if artificial int… |
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622 <p>“Sarah should be back from scouting the city soon,” said Doyle. �… |
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623 <p>“Oh, by the way,” said Desmond, “I’ve been noticing something… |
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624 <p>“Oh?” said Doyle. He put Desmond down and started gathering up th… |
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625 <p>“At first I thought my accelerometer was acting up, but it’s too … |
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626 <p>“Tremors? You mean like earthquakes?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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627 <p>“Yeah,” said Desmond.</p> |
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628 <p>“Huh,” said Doyle. “That is weird.”</p> |
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630 <p>Ancient, crumbled husks of once imposing towers and the sand-blasted … |
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631 <p>The sky had remained dark in all the weeks since the Ark crashed on t… |
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632 <p>The only food that she and Doyle had managed to find were the vile-ta… |
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633 <p>Sarah had noticed other signs of life too–paw prints, mostly mouse-… |
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634 <p>The wind had started to pick up. It wasn’t too strong yet, but Sara… |
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635 <p>Having to eat worms again would suck, Sarah thought. But at least the… |
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636 <p>Doyle wasn’t <em>that</em> bad to have around. He had managed to ge… |
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637 <p>As Sarah began retracing her path through the city streets, she heard… |
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638 <p>Sarah unholstered her concussion pistol and crept along the ruined wa… |
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639 <p>Sarah stepped gingerly through the ruined section of wall into the bu… |
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640 <p>Sarah squinted and scanned the back wall of the hollowed-out building… |
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641 <p>Shielding her eyes from the starlight with her hand, Sarah studied th… |
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642 <p>The plan was simple. Sarah shifted her weight and prepared to sprint … |
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643 <p>Sarah licked her lips. Whatever the animal was, it had to taste bette… |
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644 <p>Her stomach growled. The animal under the slab squealed. Sarah pushed… |
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645 <p>Five paces from the back wall, Sarah started to brace herself, planni… |
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646 <p>Sarah’s shoulder slammed hard into the back wall, and she collapsed… |
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647 <p>When her diaphragm relaxed, Sarah sucked air into her lungs in brayin… |
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648 <p>A close-sounding snort startled Sarah. She looked up. Staring back at… |
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649 <p>Sarah turned onto her belly, pressed her hands into the ground and ra… |
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650 <p>With her sense of curiosity now outweighing her fear, Sarah decided t… |
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651 <p>Sarah felt around on the ground in the dark until she found what she … |
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652 <p>“Bacon,” said Sarah softly. She put the chunk of cement down and … |
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653 <p>Sarah grabbed the chunk of cement again, then jammed it under the reb… |
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654 <p>More and more dust and stones fell on Sarah’s head, and the sound o… |
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655 <p>Sarah sat with her back against the wall, coughing. When the dust cle… |
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656 <p>Sarah smiled. She looked up and saw dust and dirt blowing over the to… |
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657 <p>“Come on, Bacon,” said Sarah. She scooped the rhino-pig up in her… |
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659 <p>“The wind is really starting to pick up, I’m a bit worried about … |
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660 <p>“She’s gone out to the city every night since we found the ship,�… |
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661 <p>Doyle shrugged. He wrinkled his nose at the steaming pile of worms in… |
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662 <p>“So what do you think is behind the facade?” asked Desmond. “Wh… |
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663 <p>“I dunno,” replied Doyle. “She carries that gun of hers around … |
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664 <p>“Why don’t you ask her?” Sarah’s voice came from the ship’s… |
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665 <p>Doyle jolted at the unexpected voice and almost fell off the stove. H… |
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666 <p>“Holy hell, what happened to you?” asked Doyle. He slipped off th… |
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667 <p>“I’m fine,” said Sarah. “Here.” She held her bundled up jac… |
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668 <p>“I think her leg is broken,” said Sarah. “Take her outside and … |
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669 <p>Doyle’s brain was overloaded–he had so many questions. He looked … |
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670 <p>“What happened to your… What the hell is… Where did you… How … |
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671 <p>“Her name is Bae. I found her in the city. I hurt my leg and lost m… |
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672 <p>Doyle carried the jacket with the strange animal out of the ship. He … |
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673 <p>“Des, make sure Doyle doesn’t hurt Bae Bae,” Sarah called from … |
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674 <p>“Bae Bae?” Doyle said. He looked down at the gray pig-like animal… |
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675 <p>“Doyle, bruh. I know a lot’s going down right now, but I need to … |
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676 <p>“Yeah. What about them?” said Doyle.</p> |
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677 <p>“They’re not so micro anymore.”</p> |
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678 <p>Doyle tore his attention from Bae. The ground was vibrating. Loose gr… |
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679 <p>“I feel it,” said Doyle. He looked into the distance toward the c… |
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680 <p>“I don’t think so,” said Desmond. “The seismic activity seems… |
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681 <p>“What the hell is that?” Doyle interrupted. A small cloud of dust… |
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682 <p>“Point my camera,” said Desmond.</p> |
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683 <p>Doyle set the jacket with Bae on it aside and scrambled over to where… |
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684 <p>“Ummm, I don’t know, dude,” said Desmond. “Point me at Bae.�… |
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685 <p>“What?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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686 <p>“Sarah’s new friend, let me see her.”</p> |
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687 <p>Doyle pointed the camera to where the small creature was still sittin… |
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688 <p>“Mmm hmm,” said Desmond. “I think… Yup, that’s probably it.… |
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689 <p>“What’s probably it?” said Doyle. He squinted into the distance… |
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690 <p>“I think Bae’s mom followed Sarah home,” said Desmond.</p> |
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691 <p>Doyle dropped his arm. He opened his mouth, but failed to find any wo… |
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692 <p>“Hard to believe something so adorable could grow into such a muscl… |
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693 <p>The thing had approached close enough for Doyle to make out some deta… |
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694 <p>“S… Sarah!” Doyle shouted. He backed away from the angry chargi… |
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695 <p>“Sarah what did you do?!”</p> |
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696 <p>The ground started shaking harder, and Doyle tripped. He landed in a … |
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697 <p>“So, again, I know you got a lot on your plate at the moment,” De… |
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698 <p>Bae started to mew.</p> |
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699 <p>Doyle scrambled to his feet and gathered up Desmond. He turned, ready… |
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700 <p>As he took his first step toward the ship, the ground beneath Doyle�… |
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701 <p>Bae continued to mew somewhere behind Doyle.</p> |
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702 <p>“Desmond!” cried Doyle. The pit continued to grow in diameter at … |
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703 <p>“Stay back!” Desmond’s voice came muffled. He had reached the c… |
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704 <p>Before Desmond could finish, the sand at the center of the pit explod… |
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705 <p>A dark object thudded against Doyle’s shoulder and onto the ground.… |
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706 <p>Bae’s distressed mewing stopped. Doyle turned, more in preparation … |
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707 <p>Bae’s mother had arrived. The size of a tank built from pure muscle… |
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708 <p>Doyle suddenly realized that, should the raging rhino-pig one the one… |
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709 <p>The rhino-pig barreled into the sand-worm head-on, ripping a gash wit… |
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710 <p>Doyle felt a tug on his arm as he watched the battle, wide-eyed in te… |
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711 <p>The sand-worm had released its grip, revealing a circular bleeding wo… |
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712 <p>Then the sand-worm retreated, disappearing beneath the sand, like it … |
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713 <p>The stillness felt eerie to Doyle. The rhino-pig stood at the center … |
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714 <p>“Bae!” Sarah cried. She ran out of the ship and started making he… |
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715 <p>“Sarah, no! Stay in the ship!” Doyle yelled. But too late. The gi… |
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716 <p>“Sarah for fuck’s sake!” Doyle shouted.</p> |
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717 <p>Sarah turned and screamed when she saw the rhino-pig rushing up the s… |
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718 <p>“Shit,” Doyle whispered. Sarah braced herself. The rhino-pig was … |
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719 <p>Sarah, knocked down by the sand-worm’s emergence, was getting back … |
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720 <p>“Sarah!” Doyle cried as he sprinted. He stopped when he reached h… |
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721 <p>Doyle pointed. “Ship! Safe!” he said between gasps.</p> |
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722 <p>Sarah looked from Bae to Doyle, then nodded with a look of grim deter… |
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723 <p>A monstrous shriek hit Sarah and Doyle like a powerful blast of wind.… |
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724 <p>Doyle felt Sarah grip his arm. The sand-worm reared back. Even if the… |
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725 <p>The sensation of being eaten alive was not at all what Doyle had expe… |
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726 <p>Several seconds passed, and Doyle opened his eyes slightly. He saw Sa… |
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727 <p>Doyle opened his eyes wider and turned toward the ship. There, next t… |
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728 <p>“Check it, dudes! I got the robot working!” Desmond’s voice cam… |
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729 <p>Doyle exhaled, then collapsed. He leaned back and stared up at the st… |
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730 <p>Sarah entered Doyle’s vision, staring down at him. “You okay?” … |
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731 <p>Bae, wrestled herself free of Doyle’s arms and limped across his ch… |
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732 <p>Desmond walked his new robot body over and joined Sarah staring down … |
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733 <p>Doyle started laughing, then Sarah did too. Doyle laughed so long and… |
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734 <p>“I’m hungry,” said Sarah.</p> |
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735 <p>Doyle nodded in agreement. He wondered if then would be a good time t… |
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736 <p>“First I need another bath,” said Sarah. “And I <em>really</em>… |
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737 <p>“Just make sure to do that on the ship,” said Desmond.</p> |
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738 <p>“Why?” asked Sarah.</p> |
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739 <p>“Trust me,” said Doyle, before Desmond could respond. “You do <… |
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747 <description><![CDATA[<p>I have been obsessed with this idea… |
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748 <ol> |
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749 <li><p>Reality is a simulation, just one of many experiments created to … |
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750 </li> |
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751 <li><p>The creator has encoded hidden messages into each experiment to k… |
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752 </li> |
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753 <li><p>In every reality, there is a book called <em>The Hitchhiker’s G… |
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754 </li> |
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755 </ol> |
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756 <p>Enjoy your remaining time!</p> |
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757 ]]></description> |
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758 <link>https://rudism.com/the-simulation-hypothesis-and-life-… |
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763 <title><![CDATA[The Hint Line]]></title> |
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764 <description><![CDATA[<p>The phone rang at around three in t… |
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765 <p>I guess for you to understand why something as innocuous as a ringing… |
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766 <p>When I was in high school, I was a gaming fanatic who was blessed wit… |
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767 <p>I started my freshman year at university in ‘92. My parents kept pa… |
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768 <p>Wandering around campus during the day was something I tended to avoi… |
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769 <p>My prospects were grim. The postings on the board were all volunteer … |
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770 <p>To my dismay, the cork board hanging in the dimly-lit hall outside th… |
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771 <p>DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES?<br>CALL FOR MORE INFO</p> |
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772 <p>There was a phone number printed at the bottom of the sheet. My heart… |
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773 <p>I felt absurdly protective of that little piece of paper. In my mind … |
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774 <p>Expecting it to go to a machine so late at night, my fear over even t… |
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775 <p>“Hello?” said the woman. She sounded alert, not like someone who … |
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776 <p>“Hi, I hope it’s not too late. I’m calling about the, uh, video… |
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777 <p>There was a pregnant pause, and for a moment I feared that I had lost… |
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778 <p>“I’m assuming you can read,” the woman stated. She hadn’t sai… |
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779 <p>“Huh?” I asked.</p> |
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780 <p>“Are you literate? Capable of comprehending the written English lan… |
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781 <p>“Uh, yeah,” I said. I looked at the creased paper in my hand. Was… |
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782 <p>“Do you live alone? And do you rent or own your current residence?�… |
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783 <p>“I’m living out of the dorms at the U,” I answered.</p> |
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784 <p>“Perfect,” said the lady. “The job pays one twenty. Give me you… |
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785 <p>My brain tried to process the number she had said as I rattled off my… |
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786 <p>Monday morning rolled around and a loud thud woke me up before the su… |
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787 <p>There was a note and an envelope inside the box, sitting on top of a … |
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788 <p>The letter explained that my new employer was a software company on t… |
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789 <p>My roommate must have woken up suspecting that I had gone crazy, laug… |
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790 <p>It was a modest two-bedroom apartment. One of the rooms was furnished… |
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791 <p>My parents practically disowned me when I dropped out of university a… |
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792 <p>Times changed. The internet went from AOL keywords and web directorie… |
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793 <p>The company name on the paychecks changed a handful of times over the… |
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794 <p>The prospect of having to find a real job was perhaps the most terrif… |
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795 <p>Time passes quickly when every day is the same as the last. My routin… |
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796 <p>I was playing computer games last week when the phone rang for that f… |
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797 <p>“Hello?” I said hesitantly.</p> |
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798 <p>“Is this the hint line?” asked a man.</p> |
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799 <p>I cleared my throat. “Uh, yes?” I said.</p> |
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800 <p>“How do I get past the seventh topaz gate?” asked the man.</p> |
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801 <p>I shook my head, trying to clear my thoughts. For the phone to ring a… |
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802 <p>“The seventh gate. Topaz. What’s the key?” said the man.</p> |
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803 <p>I moved the handset away from my ear and looked at it. My eyes follow… |
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804 <p>“Hold on,” I told the man.</p> |
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805 <p>I flipped through the pages until I found a table of contents. I ran … |
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806 <p>“I’ve got it,” I said into the phone. “Ready?”</p> |
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807 <p>“Mmm hmm,” the man breathed.</p> |
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808 <p>I read the ten digit number to him.</p> |
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809 <p>“Thank you,” said the man. There was a click, and then a dial ton… |
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810 <p>I stared at the handset for a while longer before hanging it up, then… |
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811 <p>When I closed the hint book, I noticed that my hands were shaking. I … |
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812 <p>The phone rang again the next day. And then twice the day after that,… |
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813 <p>I picked up the phone. “Hello?” I said.</p> |
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814 <p>“Hello, is this the hint line?” It was a woman’s voice on the o… |
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815 <p>“Yeah,” I said. “What game are you calling about?”</p> |
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816 <p>The woman didn’t reply.</p> |
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817 <p>“I’m happy to provide you with a hint, but I need to know what ga… |
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818 <p>“I don’t, uh…” the woman started hesitantly. “I mean, it’… |
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819 <p>There was a click on the line, and then a dial tone. The abruptness w… |
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820 <p>Instead, the single relevant link I found was to a discussion on an o… |
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821 <p>The video showed an old CRT television set in a dark room displaying … |
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822 <p>Back on the forum, I read some of the replies to the video. Someone h… |
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823 <p>I felt sweat rolling down my face as I pulled my cell phone from my p… |
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824 <p>The forum discussion continued with messages from people who had call… |
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825 <p>New phone numbers? I pulled the hint book toward me on the desk, flip… |
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826 <p>After several rings, a man answered. “Hello?” he said.</p> |
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827 <p>“Is this the hint line?” I asked.</p> |
|
828 <p>The man on the other end cleared his throat. “Uh, yes,” he said. … |
|
829 <p>“How do I get past the second golden Minotaur?” I asked.</p> |
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830 <p>“Second golden… huh?” said the man.</p> |
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831 <p>“The second Minotaur. Golden,” I repeated. “What’s the key?�… |
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832 <p>“Hold on…” the man said. The faint sound of flipping pages hiss… |
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833 <p>“I’ve got it. Ready?” said the man.</p> |
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834 <p>“Mmm hmm,” I breathed. I stared at the number for the second gold… |
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835 <p>The numbers didn’t match.</p> |
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836 <p>“Thank you,” I said, and hung up.</p> |
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837 <p>I slammed my hint book shut and shoved it toward the back of my desk.… |
|
838 <p>The final post in the thread was from less than an hour earlier. The … |
|
839 <p>There was a sudden pounding at my door.</p> |
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840 <p>“Hey! Is someone there?” I heard a muffled man’s voice come thr… |
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841 <p>There was a loud thud and the pounding stopped, followed by a gravell… |
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842 <p>DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES?<br>CALL FOR MORE INFO.</p> |
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843 <p>The second was a hand-written note, messily scribbled in red ink. “… |
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844 <p>The university campus is typically a twenty minute bike ride from my … |
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845 <p>A minute passed, then I watched a young man come in through the entra… |
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846 <p>I wonder how long he’ll have to wait for his phone to ring.</p> |
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853 <title><![CDATA[Three Million CE - Episode 3]]></title> |
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854 <description><![CDATA[<p>Orange fingers of flame gripped the… |
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855 <p>Three yellow parachutes deployed from the uppermost section of the Ar… |
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856 <p>Crumbled ruins of an ancient city cast quick-moving shadows across a … |
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857 <p>Stillness settled, as though the night were eager to claim it back af… |
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858 <hr> |
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859 <p>Doyle rode his bike through the University campus as often as he coul… |
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860 <p>The bike path meandered past and around most of the buildings, and Do… |
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861 <p>He stared up at the woman. She stared back down at him, forgetting br… |
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862 <p>“Oh my God I’m so sorry!” cried the woman. “Are you alright?�… |
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863 <p>Doyle got to his feet. He was out of breath, and guessed he’d have … |
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864 <p>This doesn’t look like a term paper, Doyle thought as he studied on… |
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865 <p>Was this how it went? Doyle couldn’t remember. The edges of his vis… |
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866 <hr> |
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867 <p>The next sensation Doyle became aware of was the taste of dirt. He ch… |
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868 <p>“Kirsten? Where’s… Where’s my bike?” Doyle’s voice came o… |
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869 <p>“Get your… hands off me you… you pervert.”</p> |
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870 <p>Doyle recognized the woman’s stilted, protesting voice, but it wasn… |
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871 <p>As his vision cleared, Doyle was able to discern that the sky was dar… |
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872 <p>Behind him, Doyle saw the stasis chamber–it looked like a large ref… |
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873 <p>“Are you dudes okay?”</p> |
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874 <p>A man’s voice, this time. One that Doyle also recognized. It came f… |
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875 <p>“I had to eject your stasis chamber. That gnarly crash landing tota… |
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876 <p>The inside of the stasis chamber was too dark for Doyle to make out a… |
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877 <p>“Nah, bruh. I’m not Heady. Or at least I don’t think I’m Head… |
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878 <p>Doyle stood up. His knees wobbled and he almost fell, but he managed … |
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879 <p>“What kind of stupid game are you playing, Heady? Come out of there… |
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880 <p>“Nah bruh, the Ark’s sensors got pretty janked up when we landed.… |
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881 <p>A memory bubbled up through the murk into Doyle’s consciousness. Th… |
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882 <p>“Heady? Where are you?” Doyle said. He reached the stasis chamber… |
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883 <p>“Heady? Heady is that really you?”</p> |
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884 <p>Doyle spun around. The young woman–Susan? No Sarah–was sitting up… |
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885 <p>“I’m not Heady,” said Heady’s voice. “Heady was just a part… |
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886 <p>“Quit messing around Heady,” said Doyle. He stuck his head in the… |
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887 <p>“Desmond?” Sarah’s voice came, sharper than before. “What hap… |
|
888 <p>“I don’t know, bruh.” Heady’s voice came from the empty chamb… |
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889 <p>“Heady,” interrupted Doyle. “Where the hell are you? I can hear… |
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890 <p>“That’s not Heady, you dipshit,” said Sarah, still sitting on t… |
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891 <p>Doyle stared at Sarah blankly. “Heady is talking to us through the … |
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892 <p>Sarah shook her head. “No, that <em>is</em> the computer. It’s us… |
|
893 <p>“I’m using the speech and vocal patterns that were provided to me… |
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894 <p>“Your training…” said Sarah, trailing off. Her eyes widened. �… |
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895 <p>Doyle turned and looked at the stasis chamber again. “Look, compute… |
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896 <p>Before he could finish, Doyle felt hands on his back forcefully shove… |
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897 <p>“Asshole! This is <em>your</em> fault! How long has it been? He cou… |
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898 <p>Sarah grunted with frustration, and started kicking dirt at Doyle.</p> |
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899 <p>“Augh! Stop that!” cried Doyle, raising his arms defensively to p… |
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900 <p>When the onslaught stopped, Doyle lowered his arms and looked at Sara… |
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901 <p>“Now, look!” said Doyle. “Let’s just talk about this like mat… |
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902 <p>An explosive force of air cut Doyle off. The too-bright stars spun ar… |
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903 <hr> |
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904 <p>A brilliant halo of light encircled the full moon like a crystal ball… |
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905 <p>“Ice crystals,” said Kirsten.</p> |
|
906 <p>“Hmm?” Doyle breathed.</p> |
|
907 <p>“The Moon halo,” replied Kirsten, pointing up at the sky. “It�… |
|
908 <p>Doyle turned his head to look at her. She was laying on her back next… |
|
909 <p>“Did we finish that whole thing?” asked Kirsten with a grin.</p> |
|
910 <p>“Afraid so,” said Doyle. He smiled at her, but she turned away.</… |
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911 <p>“I should go,” said Kirsten. “I don’t even know why I’m her… |
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912 <p>Doyle looked back up at the brilliant ring of light in the sky and si… |
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913 <p>“Yeah, smart ass,” said Kirsten. “I mean out here, drinking a … |
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914 <p>“I figured you just liked the company,” said Doyle. He felt his h… |
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915 <p>“You’re sweet, Doyle,” said Kirsten. She still wasn’t looking… |
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916 <p>He didn’t know what that meant. Kirsten and Doyle had seen each oth… |
|
917 <p>Kirsten sighed. “I don’t want my time here to end,” she said. �… |
|
918 <p>“Who said your time here has to end?” said Doyle. “From what I … |
|
919 <p>“It’s not my job that’s in jeopardy,” replied Kirsten. She tu… |
|
920 <p>“I’ve got a decision to make, Doyle. A big one. There’s a right… |
|
921 <p>“And what if you pick the wrong one?” asked Doyle.</p> |
|
922 <p>“I don’t know if I could forgive myself for that,” said Kirsten… |
|
923 <p>The two of them remained silent for a while, listening to the cricket… |
|
924 <p>“When I was little,” said Doyle, “I became friends with a new k… |
|
925 <p>“What happened?” asked Kirsten.</p> |
|
926 <p>“They went too far,” said Doyle. “I’m not sure exactly what t… |
|
927 <p>“That’s awful,” said Kirsten.</p> |
|
928 <p>“Yeah,” said Doyle. “I let fear dictate my actions. I let it le… |
|
929 <p>Kirsten cleared her throat and stood up, brushed off her dress with h… |
|
930 <p>“Thanks for being my plus one, Doyle,” said Kirsten. She started … |
|
931 <p>“Any time,” said Doyle.</p> |
|
932 <p>“I suspect you’ve helped quite a lot more than you could possibly… |
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933 <p>Doyle sat up and watched as she walked away. “Can I see you again?�… |
|
934 <p>Kirsten paused for a moment. “Yeah,” she said, without looking ba… |
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935 <p>Smiling, Doyle laid back down. The shimmering crystal ball surroundin… |
|
936 <hr> |
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937 <p>Doyle squinted as he emerged from the fog of unconsciousness. Blurry … |
|
938 <p>“Quizzot klax’zgath grizzum?” asked a strange high-pitched voic… |
|
939 <p>“Um, what?” asked Doyle. He looked in the direction the voice had… |
|
940 <p>The pale man scratched his head, then repeated himself. “Quizzot kl… |
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941 <p>Doyle shook his head. Movement in the sky drew his gaze upward, and h… |
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942 <p>The man raised his arms and sighed in obvious exasperation, then vani… |
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943 <p>Doyle blinked. There was the stasis chamber. There was the half-mile … |
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944 <p>“Quagnazz!” shouted the man. “Kluzatt ha’gar when the transla… |
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945 <p>“Hang on,” said Doyle. “I understood that last bit. What did yo… |
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946 <p>“I said let me know when the translator cells start working,” sai… |
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947 <p>There was a loud screeching noise, followed by a rumbling as the dirt… |
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948 <p>“What are you doing to the Ark?” Doyle asked, alarmed.</p> |
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949 <p>“Impounding it,” said the man. “Your–what did you call it? Ar… |
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950 <p>The Ark creaked in protest and started to move as the flying green du… |
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951 <p>“Uh, this one,” said Doyle. The flying green dumpster loosened it… |
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952 <p>The man stared at Doyle for a moment before bursting into laughter. �… |
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953 <p>Doyle blinked. “What do you mean, nobody’s <em>from</em> Earth? E… |
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954 <p>A confused expression formed on the man’s face. “What are you som… |
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955 <p>The man waved his hand at the half-mile trench that the Ark gouged in… |
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956 <p>The creaking noises from the Ark intensified. The dirt walls of the t… |
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957 <p>“Ah,” said the man. “At this point I am legally bound to inform… |
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958 <p>“Uh, hang on,” said Doyle, staring dumbfounded at the two halves … |
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959 <p>“Ooh,” said the man, then sucked air in through his teeth. “Pro… |
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960 <p>The man turned and surveyed the scarred mess of dirt and debris that … |
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961 <p>“You’re not going anywhere, dickweed!” came Sarah’s voice. Sh… |
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962 <p>“That’s <em>my</em> Ark and those are <em>my</em> videos and <em>… |
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963 <p>Not again, thought Doyle as the concussive blast from Sarah’s weapo… |
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964 <hr> |
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965 <p>A swirling white maelstrom of mist danced with the falling snow in fr… |
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966 <p>Kirsten opened the door and greeted him with a thin smile.</p> |
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967 <p>“Hello Doyle, thanks for coming. Come in out of the cold,” she sa… |
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968 <p>Doyle stomped the snow off his boots and wiped them on the mat outsid… |
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969 <p>“Let me take your coat,” said Kirsten as she closed the door behi… |
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970 <p>Doyle unzipped and Kirsten got behind him to pull the heavy down jack… |
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971 <p>“Here, I brought this,” said Doyle, presenting the bottle of wine… |
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972 <p>Kirsten took the bottle and led Doyle down the hallway to her living … |
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973 <p>“You really went all out with the decorating this year,” said Doy… |
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974 <p>“Kirsten’s the Christmas Queen!”</p> |
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975 <p>Doyle saw who had spoken. Ted, one of Kirsten’s colleagues at the u… |
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976 <p>For months Ted had been intruding on Doyle’s life. Kirsten had cut … |
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977 <p>“Hi Ted,” said Doyle.</p> |
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978 <p>“Hi Doyle, good to see you again,” said Ted.</p> |
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979 <p>There was an awkward silence, then Doyle saw Kirsten make some kind o… |
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980 <p>“Ah, yes. Well, before I go… Doyle, there’s something Kirsten a… |
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981 <p>“No there isn’t!” Kirsten said forcefully. “Come on Ted, I’… |
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982 <p>Ted shook his head. “Kirsten, I need to be here when you tell him.�… |
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983 <p>“Tell me what?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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984 <p>“Excuse us a moment, Doyle,” said Kirsten. She grabbed Ted by the… |
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985 <p>Months of secrets, phone calls, canceled dates, never telling Doyle w… |
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986 <p>No. Kirsten wasn’t that sort of person. She was kind. She would nev… |
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987 <p>Steeling his nerves, Doyle marched through the living room to the kit… |
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988 <p>“Kirsten, I…” said Doyle. The words caught in his throat.</p> |
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989 <p>Ted and Kirsten stared at him, both expressionless.</p> |
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990 <p>“Kirsten I love you,” said Doyle. He finally got it out, after al… |
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991 <p>Kirsten opened her mouth, but remained silent.</p> |
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992 <p>“You’re the only thing I care about,” continued Doyle. “And w… |
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993 <p>Doyle took a step forward and reached into his pocket. He gripped the… |
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994 <p>Kirsten took a step backward. She bumped into Ted, whose eyes had ope… |
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995 <p>After stepping around the island, Doyle got down on one knee.</p> |
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996 <p>“Oh… Oh…” Kirsten managed to gasp. “Ted, I…” She starte… |
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997 <p>“Don’t answer right away,” said Doyle. “I just want you to kn… |
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998 <p>“Doyle, maybe this isn’t the best time to…” Ted started. Doyl… |
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999 <p>“Kirsten,” said Doyle. He closed the jewelry box and put it on th… |
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1000 <p>Kirsten’s cheeks were wet with tears.</p> |
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1001 <p>Sweat poured down Doyle’s forehead and he could feel it dripping do… |
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1002 <p>This isn’t how it happened, thought Doyle. There was a blinding fla… |
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1003 <hr> |
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1004 <p>“I’m sorry for shooting you,” said Sarah.</p> |
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1005 <p>Doyle, sitting against the stasis chamber, grunted and rubbed the bac… |
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1006 <p>“Not the first time,” Sarah clarified. She was sitting next to Do… |
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1007 <p>“He said this isn’t Earth,” said Doyle. “If this isn’t Eart… |
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1008 <p>“I have good news and bad news, my dudes,” Heady’s voice came f… |
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1009 <p>Sarah and Doyle both looked up in surprise.</p> |
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1010 <p>“Desmond?” asked Sarah. “How are you still here? When the Ark w… |
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1011 <p>“I transferred a copy of myself to this stasis chamber when I reali… |
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1012 <p>“But how is that possible?” Sarah asked. Doyle followed her gaze … |
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1013 <p>“Well, that’s where the bad news comes in,” said Desmond. “Ba… |
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1014 <p>Doyle’s heart sank. Over three hundred years? That meant everything… |
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1015 <p>“How long?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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1016 <p>“Two million, nine hundred and ninety six thousand, eight hundred y… |
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1017 <p>Doyle’s brain struggled to comprehend what he had just heard. It wa… |
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1018 <p>“So, here’s the deal dudes,” continued Desmond. “My training … |
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1019 <p>“Ah, heh heh,” Sarah gave a nervous chuckle. Doyle shot her an an… |
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1020 <p>“So that’s why it took me a little longer to find my way here,”… |
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1021 <p>“A <em>little</em> longer?” cried Doyle. “Three million years i… |
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1022 <p>“So I got a look at that city over there from the Ark’s sensors w… |
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1023 <p>Doyle shook his head. He remembered the documents he had seen at the … |
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1024 <p>Sarah snapped her head at Doyle with a confused expression on her fac… |
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1025 <p>“Never happened, bruh,” said Desmond.</p> |
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1026 <p>“What?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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1027 <p>“I mean, the nukes were there, but I never launched them,” said D… |
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1028 <p>“What the fuck are you guys talking about?” asked Sarah.</p> |
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1029 <p>Doyle ignored her. “So, the payloads? They’re still…”</p> |
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1030 <p>“Still on the Ark, bruh,” said Desmond.</p> |
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1031 <p>Sarah and Doyle sat in silence for a while. A light, warm breeze star… |
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1032 <p>“So what are we gonna do now?” asked Sarah.</p> |
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1033 <p>Doyle reached over and retrieved the small white slate from the dirt … |
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1034 <p>“We’re going to get the Ark back,” he said.</p> |
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1035 <p>“How are we gonna do that?” said Sarah.</p> |
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1036 <p>Doyle turned the slate over in his hands and studied the strange alie… |
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1037 <p>Doyle sighed. “Fuck if I know.”</p> |
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1044 <title><![CDATA[Three Million CE - Episode 2]]></title> |
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1045 <description><![CDATA[<p>“The engineering team has been ha… |
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1046 <p>Shadow cloaked the three Board members–amorphous dark figures again… |
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1047 <p>“The Ark launches in one week, Commander Chin,” said one of the b… |
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1048 <p>“Yes, sir, I know that,” said Commander Chin. He felt the heat of… |
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1049 <p>The middle shadow nodded, and Commander Chin stifled a relieved sigh.… |
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1050 <p>“What of Deluge?” came the voice from the darkness.</p> |
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1051 <p>Commander Chin had been waiting for this question. He smiled. “We t… |
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1052 <p>The middle figure nodded again. “Excellent job, Commander Chin. Whe… |
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1053 <p>Commander Chin nodded. He stood and saluted by crossing his arms in f… |
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1054 <p>“The Children be praised,” said the shadowy figure, and Commander… |
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1055 <hr> |
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1056 <p>“Do you remember the one where you stuck a Roman candle in your but… |
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1057 <p>Heady sighed. “Yep, I remember alright. I still have the scar.”</… |
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1058 <p>Sarah stopped giggling and gawked at him. “Oooh,” she said. “Ca… |
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1059 <p>“How far down does this go, exactly?” Doyle asked. Sarah glanced … |
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1060 <p>“It won’t be long, just chill,” said Sarah. She looked Doyle up… |
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1061 <p>“Sarah,” said Heady. “Exactly how deep underground is the compo… |
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1062 <p>“Oh, it’s pretty deep,” said Sarah. “It has to be, to hold th… |
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1063 <p>“The Ark? What’s that?” asked Doyle.</p> |
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1064 <p>Sarah suppressed the urge to scream. Why couldn’t Shit-for-Brains s… |
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1065 <p>“I’d like to know what the Ark is too, Sarah,” said Heady.</p> |
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1066 <p>“Oh!” said Sarah. “Well, the Ark is our ship. It’s going to t… |
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1067 <p>“The… Apocalypse? New Place?” asked Heady. “Hold up, come sta… |
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1068 <p>Sarah’s heart skipped a beat. She couldn’t believe this was happe… |
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1069 <p>“I know it sounds corny,” said Sarah, blushing a little. She hadn… |
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1070 <p>Doyle’s face perked at the mention of scientists. He lowered the ca… |
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1071 <p>“Um, yeah, I seen her around,” said Sarah, disdain in her voice. … |
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1072 <p>“Hold up a sec,” said Heady. “Ship? NASA? Stasis chambers? Are … |
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1073 <p>“Yeah,” said Sarah.</p> |
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1074 <p>“Preposterous,” said Doyle. “And the ‘Ark?’ Couldn’t you … |
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1075 <p>“Fuck you,” said Sarah.</p> |
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1076 <p>“Wait, wait, wait…” said Heady. “What exactly does being ‘i… |
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1077 <p>“On the Ark,” replied Sarah. “I don’t know how it works, that… |
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1078 <p>“This is nonsense” said Doyle. He sounded irritated. “Even if I… |
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1079 <p>“We’re not going to the Moon you idiot,” said Sarah. “Why wou… |
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1080 <p>The elevator finally came to a shuddering halt and the doors slid ope… |
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1081 <p>Heady nodded, but said nothing. His mouth was agape.</p> |
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1082 <p>“Fuck,” said Doyle. “I need to know where Kirsten is. How do I … |
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1083 <p>Sarah thought for a moment. This seemed like the perfect opportunity … |
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1084 <p>Sarah took a left out of the elevator and Heady and Doyle followed he… |
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1085 <hr> |
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1086 <p>Doyle felt terrified and angry. From his research he knew the cult wa… |
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1087 <p>“This video is going to go so viral!” whispered Heady. “Can you… |
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1088 <p>“No I don’t believe it. I don’t believe any of it,” Doyle whi… |
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1089 <p>“You, Boyle,” said Sarah.</p> |
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1090 <p>“It’s Doyle,” said Doyle.</p> |
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1091 <p>“Whatever. The computer in here can access the personnel records so… |
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1092 <p>Doyle sat down at the console. He opened the drawer and fished throug… |
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1093 <p>Sarah saw what Doyle was holding and gasped. “Give me that!” she … |
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1094 <p>“Oh my God!” cried Sarah. “This is personal!”</p> |
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1095 <p>Doyle scoffed. Did she think he cared about some girly diary or whate… |
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1096 <p>“Don’t fucking laugh at me!” yelled Sarah. Doyle leaned forward… |
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1097 <p>Sarah let out a deflated whimper, spun and pulled the door open, then… |
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1098 <p>“Shit,” said Doyle. “Heady, make sure she doesn’t do anything… |
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1099 <p>Heady nodded with a determined expression on his face. “This is gon… |
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1100 <p>Doyle returned his attention to the cabinet by his legs and managed t… |
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1101 <p>After tapping through some menus, Doyle found what he was looking for… |
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1102 <p>Doyle groaned and started tapping the screen haphazardly, desperate t… |
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1103 <p>Doyle soon found his way to a list of documents that looked like they… |
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1104 <p>Doyle skimmed through the paragraphs of text and diagrams without und… |
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1105 <p>But there the words were: Nuclear warheads.</p> |
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1106 <p>A sense of dread filled Doyle as he began to comprehend more of the d… |
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1107 <p>Feeling a sense of panic rising within him, Doyle reflexively wheeled… |
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1108 <p>No. Fuck, no. Can’t think like that. Doyle stood up and rushed to t… |
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1109 <hr> |
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1110 <p>Sarah led Heady through the hallways toward the Ark chamber. Heady fo… |
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1111 <p>“This way, it’s not far,” said Sarah. “The Ark is really big,… |
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1112 <p>“What’s in the bottom half?” asked Heady.</p> |
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1113 <p>“I dunno,” said Sarah. “The computer and engines, I guess. Fuel… |
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1114 <p>They came to a junction with a larger hallway. Sarah motioned for Hea… |
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1115 <p>“Good,” said Sarah. “It’s just Officer Wiebe, he’s a push-o… |
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1116 <p>Sarah strolled around the corner, leaving Heady out of sight.</p> |
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1117 <p>“Wiebe, I’m relieving you,” said Sarah to the gray-haired offic… |
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1118 <p>“Huh? I wasn’t told,” replied Officer Wiebe.</p> |
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1119 <p>This irritated Sarah. “I’m on Ark duty tonight!” she said. “S… |
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1120 <p>Officer Wiebe sighed. “Whatever,” he said. “I need to take a pi… |
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1121 <p>Sarah watched as the old man walked away down the central corridor. S… |
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1122 <p>“Holy crap,” said Heady. “I thought I was done for. I guess the… |
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1123 <p>“Come on,” said Sarah as she grabbed Heady and pulled him into th… |
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1124 <p>Heady raised his phone and filmed the large double doors that Officer… |
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1125 <p>Sarah retrieved her dad’s key card from her pocket. The card was on… |
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1126 <p>Sarah pushed the doors to the Ark chamber open, and she and Heady ste… |
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1127 <p>“Holy shit,” said Heady.</p> |
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1128 <p>A large glass window revealed the boarding deck to be a metallic floo… |
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1129 <p>“Come on,” said Sarah. “You’ll get way better footage down th… |
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1130 <p>Heady was still filming and staring dumbfounded at the Ark through th… |
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1131 <p>“Call that elevator with this,” said Sarah. “I need to, uh… I… |
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1132 <p>Still looking dazed, Heady tore his eyes from the Ark. He turned to l… |
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1133 <p>Once Heady’s back was turned, Sarah slid her dad’s key card into … |
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1134 <p>Sarah followed Heady onto the elevator. He looked like a kid who had … |
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1135 <hr> |
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1136 <p>Commander Chin leaned back in the brown leather chair in his living q… |
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1137 <p>The few weeks leading up to the launch had been more hectic and stres… |
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1138 <p>His doorbell sounded as he picked up his book. He sighed, put the boo… |
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1139 <p>“What is it?” asked Commander Chin.</p> |
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1140 <p>“Just wanted to inform you that Officer Jefferies relieved me on Ar… |
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1141 <p>Commander Chin became confused. “Wiebe, is that you?” he asked. … |
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1142 <p>“Yeah,” said Officer Wiebe. “I thought I had Ark Chamber all ni… |
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1143 <p>What the hell was Officer Jefferies doing taking over Ark Chamber? Th… |
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1144 <p>“I don’t know what Officer Jefferies is up to,” said Commander … |
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1145 <p>Before he could respond, the radio on Officer Wiebe’s shoulder crac… |
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1146 <p>“Commander Chin, do you read me? I think… They got my… I don’… |
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1147 <p>Commander Chin grabbed the radio off of Officer Wiebe’s shoulder an… |
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1148 <p>“She shot me, sir,” came Officer Thompson’s voice. “Jefferies… |
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1149 <p>Commander Chin’s jaw dropped and he looked at Officer Wiebe, who st… |
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1150 <p>The silence that followed felt like it lasted a hundred years.</p> |
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1151 <p>“Yes,” came Officer Thompson’s reply.</p> |
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1152 <p>Commander Chin dropped the radio and sprinted to his desk where he co… |
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1153 <p>His legs suddenly felt weak and Commander Chin dropped to his knees. … |
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1154 <p>“Go,” said Commander Chin in a strained voice. “Get to the fuck… |
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1155 <hr> |
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1156 <p>Doyle moved as quick as he could through the hallways while still kee… |
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1157 <p>The large hallway ended at a set of enormous double doors. There was … |
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1158 <p>“All units, head to the Ark Chamber immediately,” said the voice.… |
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1159 <p>“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit,” mumbled Doyle as he pushed his way t… |
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1160 <p>A large window revealed what could only be the Ark. A giant white pil… |
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1161 <p>Way down there, in front of what looked like a gangplank leading to a… |
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1162 <p>“Oh, fuck,” moaned Doyle. He glanced around the room he was in, a… |
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1163 <p>“I mean, that’s probably not what it looks like, right?” Doyle … |
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1164 <p>The countdown continued and the sirens blared and Doyle tapped his fo… |
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1165 <hr> |
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1166 <p>Heady backed away from the madwoman pointing a gun at him.</p> |
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1167 <p>“Trust me,” said Sarah. “You’ll love it at the New Home.”</… |
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1168 <p>“It’s not that I don’t trust you,” said Heady, desperately co… |
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1169 <p>“Your fans? Who cares about them? You’ll have me!” said Sarah. … |
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1170 <p>Heady glanced back over his shoulder at the light shining out of the … |
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1171 <p>“Can’t we talk about this?” asked Heady. “I mean, we can make… |
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1172 <p>Sarah paused, her pistol lowered slightly and she stopped moving towa… |
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1173 <p>“Sure!” said Heady. “I think the fans would love you! We could … |
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1174 <p>Sarah shook her head. “No,” she said. “No there’s no point. E… |
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1175 <p>Heady’s panic renewed as Sarah started moving toward him again. He … |
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1176 <p>It was hard to tell in the dimly lit hangar, but it looked like a man… |
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1177 <p>“Doyle?” Heady said.</p> |
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1178 <p>Sarah smirked and shook her head. “You think I’m gonna fall for t… |
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1179 <p>Before Heady could answer, Doyle screamed out “Geronimo!”</p> |
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1180 <p>Sarah spun around at the sound behind her. Doyle grunted as he tackle… |
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1181 <p>Heady stood up and moved toward the Ark. All signs of the entrance ha… |
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1182 <p>“Doyle!” Heady cried, and slammed his fists against the ship. “… |
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1183 <p>The ship started rumbling, then the entire hangar. Heady stepped back… |
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1184 <p>A blast of intense heat and a booming explosion knocked Heady over. H… |
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1185 <p>Then the roaring ceased. The floor stopped moving and shaking. Heady … |
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1186 <p>Heady followed the pillar of smoke with his eyes, up through the gap … |
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1194 <description><![CDATA[<p>“Punch me as hard as you can, bru… |
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1195 <p>A shirtless, flaxen-haired Heady Armstrong pounded his fists into his… |
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1196 <p>His friend, also laughing, stepped back until he was out of the frame… |
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1197 <p>“Here I come dude, you sure?” the unseen friend called out.</p> |
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1198 <p>“I’m ready! Do it bruh!”</p> |
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1199 <p>Heady’s friend barreled into view and raced across the screen. Head… |
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1200 <p>“Officer Jefferies?”</p> |
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1201 <p>Sarah looked up from the phone hidden beneath the monitoring control… |
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1202 <p>“Officer Jefferies, the highway outpost has radioed that they saw a… |
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1203 <p>“I heard the report too,” Sarah lied. “I’m not stupid y’kno… |
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1204 <p>Officer Thompson nodded. “Yes, sure. Just making sure you got the m… |
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1205 <p>“Right,” said Sarah curtly and forced a disingenuous grin. “Mes… |
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1206 <p>Officer Thompson frowned and peered closer at the array of display sc… |
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1207 <p>“Not yet,” said Sarah. She hated Thompson so much. Why did he hav… |
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1208 <p>“Make sure you do, Jefferies,” said Officer Thompson. “Before y… |
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1209 <p>Sarah hated the way Officer Thompson called her “Jefferies.” Ever… |
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1210 <p>Officer Thompson held his arms crossed out in front of him, forming t… |
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1211 <p>“Dickweed,” Sarah muttered under her breath. “Children be prais… |
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1212 <hr> |
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1213 <p>“Are you sure this is the way?” Doyle Tingler asked. They had tur… |
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1214 <p>“Yeah,” replied Heady Armstrong. “My boys scouted the coordinat… |
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1215 <p>“Ah,” said Doyle. “Can I assume that by ‘your boys’ you are… |
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1216 <p>“Yeah,” said Heady Armstrong. “And they’re not idiotic videos… |
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1217 <p>“Mmm,” said Doyle. “That’s where you’re wrong. You see, the… |
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1218 <p>Doyle enjoyed ribbing Heady about his YouTube channel. Heady and his … |
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1219 <p>“Uh huh,” said Heady. “If I’m such an idiot then why did you … |
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1220 <p>“I didn’t say <em>you</em> were an idiot, Heady. Only your videos… |
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1221 <p>“Those millions of idiots paid for my house,” said Heady. “And … |
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1222 <p>“Don’t rub it in,” Doyle said, and sighed. “Look, I’m grate… |
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1223 <p>“Because of my millions of idiots?” Heady shot back.</p> |
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1224 <p>“Well, yeah,” said Doyle.</p> |
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1225 <p>“Do you really think this will work?” asked Heady. “I mean, I k… |
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1226 <p>“I really think so, Heady,” said Doyle. “I mean, despite appear… |
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1227 <p>“Don’t sweat it, bud,” said Heady. “Kirsten was–<em>is</em>… |
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1228 <p>Doyle did his best to stifle the sudden wellspring of emotion he foun… |
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1229 <p>Doyle snapped out of his thoughts when his eye caught a glint in the … |
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1230 <p>Heady relaxed the accelerator and cut the lights. The sound of the gr… |
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1231 <p>Heady pulled off the road and maneuvered the car behind some trees be… |
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1232 <p>Doyle unfastened his seatbelt and opened the car door. “You don’t… |
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1233 <p>“Hopefully not,” said Heady.</p> |
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1234 <p>The two men shut the car doors and started walking along the tree lin… |
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1235 <p>“Keep an eye out for a red cloth tied around one of these tree bran… |
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1236 <p>The men walked in silence for a while, trading nervous glances down t… |
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1237 <p>“I’m not going to make those videos for ever, you know,” Heady … |
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1238 <p>Doyle glanced at his friend’s face, pallid in the moonlight and bru… |
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1239 <p>“I mean, that’s why I’m collabing with you on this in the first… |
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1240 <p>“I hope so,” said Doyle. “People haven’t cared about Nikola�… |
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1241 <p>“That’s because they’re so good at keeping a low profile,” sa… |
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1242 <p>“Maybe,” said Doyle. “But honestly I just want some kind of sig… |
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1243 <p>“I’m sure she’s OK,” said Heady. “She’s just confused. Th… |
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1244 <p>Doyle stopped and put his hand on Heady’s shoulder. “Shh,” he s… |
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1245 <p>“What is it?”</p> |
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1246 <p>Doyle pointed. Wound around a branch of one of the trees, a thin scra… |
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1247 <p>Heady reached into his pocket and pulled out his cell phone. He start… |
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1248 <p>Doyle held the phone up and pointed the camera at Heady.</p> |
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1249 <p>“Yo yo yo what’s up Heady Nation?” Heady cried using the exagge… |
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1250 <p>Doyle lowered his head and sighed. Everyone told him he was always to… |
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1251 <hr> |
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1252 <p>“Officer Jefferies, report please.”</p> |
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1253 <p>Sarah watched and giggled as Heady Armstrong attempted to eat twelve … |
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1254 <p>“Officer Jefferies! Report!”</p> |
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1255 <p>Sarah jerked her head toward the speaker on her console, then paused … |
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1256 <p>“Uh, yes?” said Sarah, holding the intercom button.</p> |
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1257 <p>“The motion detectors around section nine have been lighting up lik… |
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1258 <p>Sarah looked at the array of displays on her control panel, and direc… |
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1259 <p>“Uh, nothing?” she said hesitantly. It wasn’t exactly a lie.</p> |
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1260 <p>There was a short pause before the speaker crackled back to life.</p> |
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1261 <p>“Officer Thompson has informed me that the camera in section nine i… |
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1262 <p>Sarah scowled. Damn that Officer Thompson. “Well, I mean the camera… |
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1263 <p>“Officer Jefferies, please do your job and find out what’s going … |
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1264 <p>“Right, sending a drone,” said Sarah. She looked longingly at her… |
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1265 <p>Sarah wheeled her chair closer to the touch screen near the right edg… |
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1266 <p>Sarah grabbed her phone and was about to continue watching her video … |
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1267 <p>“Officer Jefferies, report.”</p> |
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1268 <p>Sarah groaned. It would take the drone thirty seconds to reach sectio… |
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1269 <p>“Right, yeah,” she said into the intercom. “Drone launched. I�… |
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1270 <p>Sarah fumed while she resumed her video. She pictured Officer Thompso… |
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1271 <p>Heady Armstrong stared back at her.</p> |
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1272 <p>Sarah looked at the familiar face staring up from her control panel, … |
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1273 <p>“Officer Jefferies, report,” came Commander Chin’s exasperated … |
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1274 <p>Sarah sat back down and slammed her fist on the intercom. “I…! He… |
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1275 <p>“Officer Jefferies?”</p> |
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1276 <p>“Um… All clear, Commander,” said Sarah. She watched as the dron… |
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1277 <p>“Please confirm, did you say all clear?” Commander Chin asked.</p> |
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1278 <p>“Confirmed,” said Sarah. “Drone shows some wildlife near sectio… |
|
1279 <p>There was a long pause. Sarah did her best to control her breathing a… |
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1280 <p>Sarah pressed the intercom button again. “Um, I’m going to recall… |
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1281 <p>She turned to her console’s touch screen, recalled the drone, grabb… |
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1282 <p>“Very good Officer Jefferies. Officer Thompson will meet you out th… |
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1283 <hr> |
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1284 <p>“I don’t hear it anymore. Is it still there?” whispered Doyle.<… |
|
1285 <p>Heady peaked his head up over the bush. All he could see above them w… |
|
1286 <p>“I think it’s gone,” said Heady.</p> |
|
1287 <p>Doyle sighed with relief.</p> |
|
1288 <p>“Do you think it spotted us?” asked Heady?</p> |
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1289 <p>“Are you serious?” said Doyle. “A drone the size of a Jeep pops… |
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1290 <p>“Well, what should we do?” asked Heady.</p> |
|
1291 <p>“Let’s just get out of here,” said Doyle. “Look at this place… |
|
1292 <p>“We can’t leave!” said Heady. “That drone didn’t vanish int… |
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1293 <p>“Who knows,” said Doyle. “All I know is that whatever this plac… |
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1294 <p>“All that money,” said Heady. “You found receipts for millions … |
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1295 <p>“You’re right,” said Doyle, looking past Heady. “We can’t l… |
|
1296 <p>Heady turned around and saw a red haired man wearing what looked like… |
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1297 <p>“Run,” whispered Doyle, and the two men sprinted toward the neare… |
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1298 <p>Neither of them looked back as they ran. Heady reached the pillar fir… |
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1299 <p>“Do you think he saw us?” asked Heady.</p> |
|
1300 <p>“I wish you’d stop asking that,” said Doyle. He peeked around t… |
|
1301 <p>“Maybe he’s waiting for backup,” suggested Heady. “Give me yo… |
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1302 <p>“Why?” asked Doyle. He reached into his pocket and pulled his pho… |
|
1303 <p>“Stay hidden. You film with mine so they can’t confiscate the foo… |
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1304 <p>“Wait, what do you mean take you away? What are you going to…”<… |
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1305 <p>Before Doyle could stop him, Heady stood, put his hands up in the air… |
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1306 <hr> |
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1307 <p>Sarah leered at Officer Thompson from behind her own concrete pillar.… |
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1308 <p>She thought about what her next move should be. She had to get Office… |
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1309 <p>Sarah was out of options and running out of time. She made up her min… |
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1310 <p>Someone yelled out at the same time, startling her. She shut up and d… |
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1311 <p>“Don’t shoot! I surrender!” she heard Heady shout. Sarah watche… |
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1312 <p>She watched Officer Thompson fumble with his radio, getting visibly f… |
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1313 <p>Sarah released her radio trigger and lifted her own concussion pistol… |
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1314 <p>“Officer Thompson? Officer Jefferies? Report!”</p> |
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1315 <p>The voice of Commander Chin came from her radio with a burst of stati… |
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1316 <hr> |
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1317 <p>Doyle came running up behind Heady, who was staring dumbfounded at th… |
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1318 <p>“What the hell did you do?” asked Doyle.</p> |
|
1319 <p>“Nothing, he just collapsed,” said Heady.</p> |
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1320 <p>“What? Like he had a heart attack?”</p> |
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1321 <p>“No,” said a woman’s voice. “Like he was hit by an incapacita… |
|
1322 <p>Heady and Doyle both spun around to see a tiny-framed and young looki… |
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1323 <p>The girl put her pistol into a holster on her thigh, then retrieved a… |
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1324 <p>“Wha… What are you going to do with that?” asked Doyle. He took… |
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1325 <p>The woman approached with a wide grin on her face, holding the baton … |
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1326 <p>Sarah grabbed Heady’s arm, then spun him around so he was standing … |
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1327 <p>“Hi Heady,” said Sarah, then snapped a photo. “We’ve got to g… |
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1328 <p>“What…? Who… Who are you?” asked Heady.</p> |
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1329 <p>“Oh me?” said Sarah. “Just your biggest fan.”</p> |
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1330 ]]></description> |
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1331 <link>https://rudism.com/three-million-ce-episode-01/</link> |
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1332 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/three-million-ce… |
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1333 <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2020 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1334 </item> |
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1335 <item> |
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1336 <title><![CDATA[Simple CSS Theme Switcher]]></title> |
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1337 <description><![CDATA[<p>I spent a bit of time this evening … |
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1338 <p>Here’s a quick summary of how I implemented it. (The actual styling… |
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1339 <h2 id="Alternate-Stylesheets"><a href="#Alternate-Stylesheets" class="h… |
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1340 <figure class="highlight html"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span … |
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1341 |
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1342 <p>Even without any JavaScript at all, just giving the stylesheets <code… |
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1343 <p>Obviously nobody is actually going to use that, because there’s no … |
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1344 <p>The nice thing about using this as a base, however, is that the brows… |
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1345 <h2 id="Toggle-Switch"><a href="#Toggle-Switch" class="headerlink" title… |
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1346 <figure class="highlight javascript"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre>… |
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1347 |
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1348 <p>You can see that all it’s doing is setting or removing the <code>lo… |
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1349 <h2 id="Loading-the-Theme-Initially"><a href="#Loading-the-Theme-Initial… |
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1350 <figure class="highlight html"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span … |
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1351 |
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1352 <p>The problem with that approach was that since the pages generally loa… |
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1353 <figure class="highlight html"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span … |
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1354 |
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1355 <p>This causes the browser to render the correct stylesheet paths on the… |
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1356 <p>If you’re a noscripter and have JavaScript disabled, you’re stuck… |
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1357 ]]></description> |
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1358 <link>https://rudism.com/simple-css-theme-switcher/</link> |
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1359 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/simple-css-theme… |
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1360 <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2020 22:07:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1361 </item> |
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1362 <item> |
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1363 <title><![CDATA[Blu-ray Catch-up 06/21]]></title> |
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1364 <description><![CDATA[<p>Here are my possibly-coherent rants… |
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1365 <h2 id="The-Legend-of-Korra"><a href="#The-Legend-of-Korra" class="heade… |
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1366 <p>Korra took a little longer for us to get into. In fact my older kid d… |
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1367 <h2 id="Survivors-1975"><a href="#Survivors-1975" class="headerlink" tit… |
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1368 <p>The first season is incredibly good, but it goes downhill quickly aft… |
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1369 <h2 id="The-Matrix-Trilogy-and-The-Animatrix"><a href="#The-Matrix-Trilo… |
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1370 <p>I worked out a process to incorporate the commentaries into my digita… |
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1371 <p>This was also the first time I watched the animated features that the… |
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1372 <p>There’s a fourth film in the series slated to come out soon that fe… |
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1373 <h2 id="The-Star-Wars-Prequel-Trilogy"><a href="#The-Star-Wars-Prequel-T… |
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1374 <h2 id="Iron-Sky"><a href="#Iron-Sky" class="headerlink" title="Iron Sky… |
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1375 <p>Personally, they had me at Nazis on the Moon. You’d have to be very… |
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1376 <p>After ripping and re-watching and falling in love all over again with… |
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1377 ]]></description> |
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1378 <link>https://rudism.com/blu-ray-catch-up-06-21/</link> |
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1379 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/blu-ray-catch-up… |
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1380 <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:18:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1381 </item> |
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1382 <item> |
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1383 <title><![CDATA[Quit Whining about Apple and Just Stop Using… |
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1384 <description><![CDATA[<p><em>Note: I have changed the name o… |
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1385 <h2 id="The-Controversy"><a href="#The-Controversy" class="headerlink" t… |
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1386 <blockquote> |
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1387 <p>“Because of the market power that Apple has, it is charging exorbit… |
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1388 </blockquote> |
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1389 <p>Much of the controversy lies around Apple’s selectively enforced po… |
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1390 <p>Yo’s plan seems to have been to follow the Netflix and Spotify mode… |
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1391 <p>In this case, instead of giving Yo a pass as they did Netflix and Spo… |
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1392 <blockquote> |
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1393 <p>“Apple wants to own iPhone consumers so that anyone who wants acces… |
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1394 </blockquote> |
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1395 <h2 id="The-Discrepancy"><a href="#The-Discrepancy" class="headerlink" t… |
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1396 <p>There are other anomalous examples as well–The Audible app has no i… |
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1397 <blockquote> |
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1398 <p>“It’s baffling to me. I can buy a USD1k+ device and still not be … |
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1399 </blockquote> |
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1400 <p>If Apple remained consistent and diligent in their policy to demand a… |
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1401 <p>Except that in this case the new email service was founded by a compa… |
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1402 <p>I would like to take a brief moment here to point out an amusing hypo… |
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1403 <h2 id="The-Solution-for-Developers"><a href="#The-Solution-for-Develope… |
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1404 <p>The answer to that for developers seems just as obvious as Apple’s … |
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1405 <blockquote> |
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1406 <p>“30% does seem a little bit high. What justification does Apple use… |
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1407 </blockquote> |
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1408 <p>While I am in complete agreement that Apple’s policies and practice… |
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1409 <p>Let’s say we tear down Apple through legal means–we send them the… |
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1410 <p>Let’s say, hypothetically, that the Yo email service, through brill… |
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1411 <blockquote> |
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1412 <p>“Bitch please.” –Me, this blog.</p> |
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1413 </blockquote> |
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1414 <p>I don’t know, it seems silly to me to cry about monopolies. The sol… |
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1415 <p>That doesn’t necessarily mean making your product or service comple… |
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1416 <h2 id="The-Solution-for-Consumers"><a href="#The-Solution-for-Consumers… |
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1417 <p>I know that the devices are pretty and feel nice and maybe your frien… |
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1418 <h2 id="Sigh…"><a href="#Sigh…" class="headerlink" title="Sigh…"><… |
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1419 <p>Maybe the ultimate solution is an anti-trust legal one. Maybe compani… |
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1420 <p>My hopes for such legal action ever succeeding are not particularly h… |
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1421 <p>My first computer in grade school was a Macintosh Classic and I grew … |
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1422 ]]></description> |
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1423 <link>https://rudism.com/quit-whining-about-apple-and-just-s… |
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1424 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/quit-whining-abo… |
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1425 <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2020 13:04:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1426 </item> |
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1427 <item> |
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1428 <title><![CDATA[Installing Arch Linux on the Pinebook Pro]]>… |
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1429 <description><![CDATA[<p><em>Obsolescence Notice (June 2021)… |
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1430 <hr> |
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1431 <p><strong>Note:</strong> <em>Here is the original article for historica… |
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1432 <p>I recently received my <a href="https://pine64.org/">Pinebook Pro</a>… |
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1433 <p>(I mean, I would have wiped it and installed Arch Linux eventually ev… |
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1434 <p>This isn’t a review of the Pinebook Pro yet–though my initial imp… |
|
1435 <p>Also, I’m writing this in June of 2020. If the current date that yo… |
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1436 <h2 id="Step-1-Obtain-Arch-Linux-ARM"><a href="#Step-1-Obtain-Arch-Linux… |
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1437 <h2 id="Step-2-Create-a-Bootable-Micro-SD-Card"><a href="#Step-2-Create-… |
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1438 <p>The image you downloaded from Github was probably compressed (has a <… |
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1439 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1440 |
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1441 <p>The next step is to burn it to your SD card. You’ll probably want o… |
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1442 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1443 |
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1444 <p>This will take a while, but once it’s done you can put the SD card … |
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1445 <h2 id="Step-3-Boot-into-Arch-Linux"><a href="#Step-3-Boot-into-Arch-Lin… |
|
1446 <p>Trying to boot with my Kingston SDHC cards inserted resulted in the p… |
|
1447 <p>It was only as I was dejectedly loading up Pine64’s website to see … |
|
1448 <h2 id="Step-4-Realize-That-You-Forgot-Something-Important"><a href="#St… |
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1449 <p>The first thing I tried was based on the <a href="https://wiki.archli… |
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1450 <h2 id="Step-5-Partition-the-eMMC"><a href="#Step-5-Partition-the-eMMC" … |
|
1451 <p>In a typical Arch installation, you would create two partitions on yo… |
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1452 <p>The forum guide does not resemble that at all. Instead of having boot… |
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1453 <p>I ran <code>fdisk /dev/mmcblk2</code>, created a new partition table … |
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1454 <h2 id="Step-6-Copy-the-Files"><a href="#Step-6-Copy-the-Files" class="h… |
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1455 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1456 |
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1457 <h2 id="Step-7-Copy-the-Files-the-Right-Way"><a href="#Step-7-Copy-the-F… |
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1458 <p>The Arch wiki gives this suggestion to copy an existing Arch install … |
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1459 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1460 |
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1461 <p>The only problem with that is that <code>rsync</code> isn’t availab… |
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1462 <h2 id="Step-8-Write-the-boot-Partition-s"><a href="#Step-8-Write-the-bo… |
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1463 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1464 |
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1465 <p>Would those seemingly very specific <code>seek</code> values apply ev… |
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1466 <p>But what’s the worst that could happen? YOLO!</p> |
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1467 <h2 id="Step-9-Freak-Out-Because-You-Think-You-Just-Bricked-Your-Brand-N… |
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1468 <p>Thankfully, booting from the SD card still worked, so my Pinebook Pro… |
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1469 <h2 id="Step-10-Do-the-Ominous-Thing-the-README-Warned-You-About"><a hre… |
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1470 <blockquote> |
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1471 <p><strong>Note:</strong> I have not tried writing this image to eMMC as… |
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1472 </blockquote> |
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1473 <p>Again, not being super familiar with how boot partitions and EFI and … |
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1474 <p>But what’s the worst that could happen? YOLO!</p> |
|
1475 <p>I put the SD card back into my other computer, re-flashed the Arch im… |
|
1476 <p>After booting the Pinebook Pro back to Arch using the SD card, I moun… |
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1477 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1478 |
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1479 <p>Once that completed (thankfully without incident), I ran <code>powero… |
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1480 <p>BAM! Never had any doubt. Welcome to Arch Linux.</p> |
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1481 <h2 id="Step-11-Resize-your-Root-Partition"><a href="#Step-11-Resize-you… |
|
1482 <p>In order to resize an existing partition to use unallocated sectors o… |
|
1483 <p>After the new larger partition has been created in place of the old o… |
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1484 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1485 |
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1486 <p>Now you can mount it and check how big it is and it should be the ful… |
|
1487 <p>Once I finished all of the above, I booted back into Arch off the eMM… |
|
1488 <p>Running <code>pacman -Syyu</code> on a fresh install of Arch and then… |
|
1489 <h2 id="Step-12-Apply-Dorky-Badass-Powered-By-Arch-Linux-Sticker"><a hre… |
|
1490 <p>I bought a sheet of 10 of these for $10 several years ago and have no… |
|
1491 <h2 id="Step-13-Pontificate-on-How-You’ll-Do-it-Next-Time"><a href="#S… |
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1492 <p>Anyway, after I’ve had more time to play with the Pinebook Pro I’… |
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1493 <h2 id="Addendum-2020-06-09-LUKS-Encryption"><a href="#Addendum-2020-06-… |
|
1494 <ol> |
|
1495 <li>Boot into SD.</li> |
|
1496 <li>Mount and backup your unencrypted <code>/dev/mmcblk2</code> partitio… |
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1497 <li>Use <code>fdisk</code> to delete your unencrypted partition on the e… |
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1498 <li>Create a new bootable partition beginning at the same sector with a … |
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1499 <li>Format the first partition using <code>mkfs.ext4</code>, this will b… |
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1500 <li>Use <code>cryptsetup</code> as in the <a href="https://wiki.archlinu… |
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1501 <li>Mount the second partition to <code>/mnt</code> and then create a <c… |
|
1502 <li>Use the <code>rsync</code> command to restore the backup you took ea… |
|
1503 <li>Use <code>genfstab -U /mnt</code> to create a new fstab at <code>/mn… |
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1504 <li><code>arch-chroot /mnt</code> to get into your restored installation… |
|
1505 <li>Follow the “Configuring mkinitcpio” steps in the Arch Wiki linke… |
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1506 <li>Follow the “Configuring the bootloader” step from the wiki, only… |
|
1507 <li>Should be able to reboot into your encrypted root now. Next step is … |
|
1508 </ol> |
|
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1510 <link>https://rudism.com/installing-arch-linux-on-the-pinebo… |
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1511 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/installing-arch-… |
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1512 <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2020 00:04:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1513 </item> |
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1514 <item> |
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1515 <title><![CDATA[Blu-ray Catch-up 05/20]]></title> |
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1516 <description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the next segment in my o… |
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1517 <h2 id="And-Now-For-Something-Completely-Different"><a href="#And-Now-Fo… |
|
1518 <h2 id="The-Meaning-of-Life"><a href="#The-Meaning-of-Life" class="heade… |
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1519 <h2 id="Avatar-The-Last-Airbender"><a href="#Avatar-The-Last-Airbender" … |
|
1520 <p>Best. Show. Ever.</p> |
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1521 <h3 id="Bill-and-Ted’s-Excellent-Adventure-and-Bogus-Journey"><a href=… |
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1522 <p>The first movie was derided in reviews when it came out as having un-… |
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1523 <h3 id="Spartacus-Lolita-Dr-Strangelove"><a href="#Spartacus-Lolita-Dr-S… |
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1524 <h3 id="Tremors"><a href="#Tremors" class="headerlink" title="Tremors"><… |
|
1525 ]]></description> |
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1526 <link>https://rudism.com/blu-ray-catch-up-0520/</link> |
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1527 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/blu-ray-catch-up… |
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1528 <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2020 11:28:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1529 </item> |
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1530 <item> |
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1531 <title><![CDATA[How to Add Rifftrax Directly to a Movie's Au… |
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1532 <description><![CDATA[<p>I’m not even going to talk about … |
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1533 <p>Since I’m in the process of ripping all of my DVDs and Blu-rays to … |
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1534 <p>This assumes you have <code>mkvtoolnix</code>, <code>ffmpeg</code>, a… |
|
1535 <h3 id="1-Extract-the-Primary-Audio-Track"><a href="#1-Extract-the-Prima… |
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1536 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1537 |
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1538 <p>This will list all of the video and audio tracks in the <code>mkv</co… |
|
1539 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1540 |
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1541 <p>The above command will extract the track with id <code>1</code> to a … |
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1542 <h3 id="2-Trim-Rifftrax-Audio"><a href="#2-Trim-Rifftrax-Audio" class="h… |
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1543 <figure class="highlight plain"><table><tr><td class="gutter"><pre><span… |
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1544 |
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1545 <p>That will create a new <code>rifftrax-trimmed.mp3</code> file from yo… |
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1546 <p>If at the end of this process, you watch the movie with your new Riff… |
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1547 <h3 id="3-Up-mix-Rifftrax-Channels"><a href="#3-Up-mix-Rifftrax-Channels… |
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1550 <p>If your movie only has stereo audio you can do this:</p> |
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1556 <p>You should replace <code>-b:a 640k</code> with whatever the bitrate o… |
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1557 <p>The above command will create a new <code>riff-combined.ac3</code> fi… |
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1558 <p>You can now listen to <code>riff-combined.ac3</code> in <code>vlc</co… |
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1559 <h3 id="5-Add-Combined-Rifftrax-Track"><a href="#5-Add-Combined-Rifftrax… |
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1560 <p>To test it out, open your newly multiplexed <code>mkv</code> in <code… |
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1562 <link>https://rudism.com/how-to-add-rifftrax-directly-to-a-m… |
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1564 <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2020 17:13:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1567 <title><![CDATA[David Lynchathon]]></title> |
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1568 <description><![CDATA[<p>The next stack of films I have subj… |
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1569 <h2 id="Eraserhead-1977"><a href="#Eraserhead-1977" class="headerlink" t… |
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1570 <h2 id="Dune-1984"><a href="#Dune-1984" class="headerlink" title="Dune (… |
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1571 <h2 id="Blue-Velvet-1986"><a href="#Blue-Velvet-1986" class="headerlink"… |
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1572 <h2 id="Lost-Highway-1997"><a href="#Lost-Highway-1997" class="headerlin… |
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1573 <h2 id="Mulholland-Drive-2001"><a href="#Mulholland-Drive-2001" class="h… |
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1574 <p>That was previously my entire Lynch collection, but while I was watch… |
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1576 <link>https://rudism.com/david-lynchathon/</link> |
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1577 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/david-lynchathon… |
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1578 <pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2020 18:21:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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1581 <title><![CDATA[Escapes from New York and L.A. Review]]></ti… |
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1582 <description><![CDATA[<p>Escape from New York is a timeless … |
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1583 <p>Escape from L.A. is a 1990s theme-park CGI dumpster fire that can’t… |
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1584 <p>Neither of the blu-rays I own for these movies has any extras whatsoe… |
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1585 <p>Anyway, if you’re just going to watch one, obviously watch New York… |
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1586 ]]></description> |
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1587 <link>https://rudism.com/escapes-from-new-york-and-la-review… |
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1588 <guid isPermaLink="true">https://rudism.com/escapes-from-new… |
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1589 <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2020 23:56:00 GMT</pubDate> |
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