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Stardate: 20220502.2310 | |
Location: the lab | |
Input Device: Dell 7202 | |
Audio: Smashing Pumpkin's "Gish" album | |
Visual: station of the werk | |
Emotional: chillastic | |
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I was at this shopping mall in the food court wanting to get me a | |
MLJ (Maple Long John) from Dunkin' D, so I stood in line. When I | |
got to the counter, there was this middle-aged lady. She had her | |
red hair in a bun and was wearing old lady glasses, a Dunkin' Donuts | |
shirt, and a Dunkin' Donuts visor. | |
She said, "Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
And then she said it again. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
Before I could say anything, she said it again. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
I told her to stop it. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
I was starting to get upset. And then she said it again. I told her | |
to stop saying that, but she would not. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
I got really frustrated and asked to see a manager. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
The other employees there just kept working and did not mind her. | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
I got triggered and went into this punk rawk rage, messing up the | |
counter, throwing coffee cups, straws, and napkins, smacking over | |
the creamer, slamming my fists on the counter and yelling at her. | |
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
The manager finally came out and I yelled at her, | |
"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, WILL YOU TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!" | |
"Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts." | |
I grabbed a napkin dispenser and chucked it at the trays of | |
donuts behind them, donuts rolling everywhere. The manager bent | |
the Dunkin' lady forward and revealed a switch on the back of her | |
neck, along with a copper plate which was embossed with, | |
"North Central Positronics." She flipped the switch and there | |
was silence. | |
That's when I woke up and realized that my wife had turned off the | |
alarm clock. | |
BTW, I just finished watching the second season of Westworld and on | |
the last book of Stephen King's Dark Tower saga. | |
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