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Stardate: 20210407.2242 | |
Location: Gamma Quadrant | |
Input Device: LCARS Console in Fen-Torward | |
Audio: HVAC System of the USS Nostradumbass, Kardassian Karaoke | |
Visual: Egh'gnogg, the female Klingon's awful rendition of, "Boom! | |
I Got Your Boyfriend" | |
Emotional: Concerned | |
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An unidentified distress signal has led to the discovery of what | |
appears to be the remains of the USS Lololz, not far from the | |
Bizarron wormhole in the Gamma Quadrant. Among the remains was the | |
data storage array for the ship's computer. Unfortunately, a | |
majority of the ship's log was non-recoverable except for a fragment | |
of the captain's last log entry.[1] The captain can be heard | |
ordering the crew to abandon ship behind a strange rumbling sound. | |
The array has been sent to engineering for further processing and | |
analysis. | |
May Zod rest their souls. | |
[1] USS Lololz: Captain's Last Log | |
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