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___[ Introduction ] |
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Gopher is lonely and needs to evolve towards new standards of robbing people |
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off their dignity, personal rights and sanity. |
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There is no way to make money off gopher and advertising YET. |
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Gopher Vulture is here to provide you with a standard for FULL EXPLOITATION |
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of all of your users for the gain of your bank account and your dogs. |
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___[ How does it work? ] |
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If you introduce Gopher Vulture to your gopherhole, users are required |
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to send in one body part in a cooling box right to your front door. This |
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will prove that they are rightfully willing to participate in the experience |
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you are providing them over gopher. |
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The contract is signed with blood. No further procedure needed. |
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After this contract signing you can exploit the users as you like. No |
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restrictions, like filthy EU data laws, apply. |
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___[ Comparable Technology ] |
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See what Meta and Mozilla have done so far. |
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___[ Gopherholes using this standard ] |
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You want to be listed here in using this standard? Just contact us on |
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