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1 .SH usenix |
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2 A Guide to Hell by J. Mickens |
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3 . |
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4 .QP |
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5 As a highly trained academic researcher, I spend a lot of time trying |
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6 to advance the frontiers of human knowledge. However, as someone |
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7 who was born in the South, I secretly believe that true progress is |
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8 a fantasy, and that I need to prepare for the end times, and for the chi… |
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9 coming home to roost, and fast zombies, and slow zombies, and the polite |
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10 zombies who say "sir" and "ma'am" but then try to eat your brain to acqu… |
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11 your skills. When the revolution comes, I need to be prepared; thus, in … |
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12 quiet moments, when I'm not producing incredible scientific breakthrough… |
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13 I think about what I'll do when the weather forecast inevitably becomes |
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14 RIVERS OF BLOOD ALL DAY EVERY DAY. [...] |
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15 . |
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16 .PP |
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17 If James Mickens looks like he is a highly trained soldier killing |
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18 zombies in the doomed lands of System Programming, |
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19 that is because James Mickens is a highly trained soldier killing |
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20 zombies in the doomed lands of System Programming. |
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21 . |
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22 .DS |
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23 https://usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf |
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24 .DE |
