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talk-hipster.sh (778B) |
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1 specific_talk_hipster() { |
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2 item="$1" |
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3 |
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4 case "$item" in |
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5 Black_dildo) |
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6 _msg "You make gay jokes at the hipster. |
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7 |
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8 His eyes tear up." |
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9 ;; |
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10 |
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11 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird) |
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12 _msg '"Ha, did you know my name is Atticus?" |
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13 |
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14 You are shocked.' |
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15 ;; |
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16 |
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17 Fight_Club) |
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18 _msg "Oh wow! That's one of my favorite movies. … |
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19 a book after it... I probably won't read… |
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20 |
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21 You are shocked. You take a sip of rakia… |
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22 ;; |
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23 |
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24 The_C_Programming_Language) |
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25 _msg "He is shocked. |
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26 |
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27 You're shocked." |
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28 ;; |
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29 |
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30 Decorated_condom_balloon|Condom_balloon) |
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31 _msg "You repeatedly hit the Macbook hipster on … |
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32 |
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33 The hipster pops it and continues to wor… |
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34 rm -f "$inventory/$item" |
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35 ;; |
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36 esac |
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37 } |
