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talk-gentoo.sh (2706B) |
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1 specific_talk_gentoo() { |
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2 item="$1" |
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3 |
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4 if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" -o \ |
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5 -f "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ]; then |
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6 _msg "The yoghurt did not bode well for the spaniard. He… |
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7 return |
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8 fi |
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9 |
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10 case "$item" in |
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11 Old_Thinkpad) |
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12 _msg " |
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13 You whip out your old Thinkpad and show … |
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14 Gentoo Hardened setup you have. |
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15 |
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16 The spaniard is butthurt that you have a… |
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17 patches so he wants to start plotting mu… |
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18 |
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19 You realize if you just start walking aw… |
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20 be unable to catch up. |
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21 |
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22 You put your laptop back in your backpac… |
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23 ;; |
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24 |
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25 Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce) |
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26 _msg " |
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27 You give a plate of Bolognese sauce to t… |
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28 |
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29 He thanks you and starts eating it swift… |
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30 mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/obese/" |
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31 ;; |
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32 |
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33 Beers) |
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34 _msg "You offer a beer to the spaniard. He refus… |
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35 |
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36 Is it because it makes bellies big, you … |
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37 ;; |
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38 |
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39 Chocolate_Milks) |
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40 _msg "You give a chocolate milk bottle to the sp… |
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41 drinks it in one sip." |
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42 dropitem "$item" |
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43 ;; |
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44 |
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45 Old_yoghurt) |
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46 _msg "You give the old yoghurt to the spaniard. … |
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47 |
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48 You hear his stomach gurgling. Struggling, but h… |
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49 |
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50 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then |
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51 _msg "up and start walking towards the k… |
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52 printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensi… |
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53 else |
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54 _msg "up and start walking towards the t… |
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55 printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" |
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56 fi |
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57 |
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58 rm -f "$toilet1/shower/.notyet" |
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59 rm -f "$toilet2/shower/.notyet" |
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60 cp -f "$hipsters/obese/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce"… |
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61 |
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62 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then |
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63 if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Cheese" -a \ |
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64 -f "$toilet2/shower/Blac… |
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65 _msg "You hear a strange noise c… |
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66 NeXT machine." |
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67 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" |
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68 fi |
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69 else |
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70 if [ -f "$kitchen/sink/Cheese" -a \ |
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71 -f "$toilet2/shower/Blac… |
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72 _msg "You hear a strange noise c… |
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73 NeXT machine." |
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74 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" |
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75 fi |
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76 fi |
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77 ;; |
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78 |
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79 The_Birth_of_Tragedy) |
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80 _msg '"Man, christianity sucks, man." - He says … |
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81 |
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82 You nod.' |
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83 ;; |
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84 |
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85 The_C_Programming_Language) |
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86 _msg "You show the K&R book to the spaniard. His… |
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87 printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/.dead" |
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88 ;; |
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89 |
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90 Developing_NodeJS) |
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91 _msg '"Man, nodejs sucks, man." - He says while … |
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92 ;; |
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93 |
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94 Condom_balloon) |
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95 _msg "You show the condom balloon to the spaniar… |
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96 and tucks the remaining latex away in hi… |
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97 rm -f "$inventory/$item" |
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98 ;; |
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99 esac |
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100 } |
