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	1 specific_talk_20h() {
	2 item="$1"
	3
	4 case "$item" in
	5 Old_Thinkpad)
	6 _msg "Have you seen that new dotg act on gophers…
	7 ;;
	8
	9 Plastic_bottle_of_rakia)
	10 _msg "Zagreb is such a nice city."
	11 ;;
	12
	13 Plastic_bag_of_Water)
	14 _msg "Is this toilet water?"
	15 ;;
	16
	17 Dirt)
	18 _msg "Ah, a souvenir of Brussels."
	19 ;;
	20
	21 Unlocked_Macbook)
	22 _msg "Your friend takes the Macbook from you and…
	23 rm -f "$inventory/$item"
	24 ;;
	25
	26 Smashed_Macbook)
	27 _msg "Now that is a proper-looking Macbook!"
	28 ;;
	29
	30 Cigarettes)
	31 _msg "I don't smoke, but I like to see all smoke…
	32 ;;
	33
	34 Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
	35 _msg "Ah, I need more of this."
	36 ;;
	37
	38 Keychain_with_a_key)
	39 _msg "This looks like the key to the second bedr…
	40 ;;
	41
	42 Decorated_condom_balloon)
	43 _msg "Do you like scaring christians like I do?"
	44 ;;
	45
	46 Plastic_bag)
	47 _msg "Plastic bags are meant to fly and be eaten…
	48 ;;
	49
	50 Old_yoghurt)
	51 _msg "Let us see if this guy next to me can eat …
	52 ;;
	53
	54 Rolling_tobacco)
	55 _msg "Where this comes from nature is beautiful …
	56 ;;
	57
	58 Google_Ad_coupons)
	59 _msg "The last elves I had liked those coupons. …
	60 It is the last secret of life."
	61 ;;
	62
	63 Cocaine)
	64 _msg "This will free your nose."
	65 ;;
	66
	67 Cheese)
	68 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then
	69 _msg "Oh you are French! You should know…
	70 to do with it in the toilet."
	71 else
	72 _msg "This cheese smells and belongs int…
	73 fi
	74 ;;
	75
	76 Beers)
	77 _msg "You give a beer to your friend. He thanks …
	78 dropitem "$item"
	79 ;;
	80
	81 Chocolate_Milks)
	82 _msg "Your friend takes the chocolate milk and p…
	83 guy's testicles to cool them down."
	84 dropitem "$item"
	85 ;;
	86
	87 Locked_computer)
	88 _msg "Your friend takes the locked computer and …
	89 uploading the old content to the cloud."
	90 mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h/$item"
	91 ;;
	92
	93 Smartphone)
	94 _msg "Your friend takes the smartphone and calls…
	95 some elves for fun."
	96 printf 1 > "$inventory/.elvesarehere"
	97 ;;
	98
	99 Used_condom)
	100 _msg "Your friend takes the used condom, blows i…
	101 Macbook guy's produced heat and gives yo…
	102 mv "$inventory/$item" "$inventory/Condom_balloon"
	103 ;;
	104
	105 Condom_balloon)
	106 _msg 'Your friend decorates the balloon with the…
	107
	108 He says; "Here you go. You need Satan more than …
	109
	110 You take the decorated balloon
	111 '
	112 mv "$inventory/$item" "$inventory/Decorated_cond…
	113 ;;
	114
	115 White_Lighter)
	116 _msg "Your friend asks for the red lighter."
	117 ;;
	118
	119 Red_Lighter)
	120 _msg "Your friend uses the red lighter to start …
	121 printf 1 > "$inventory/.revolutionstarted"
	122 ;;
	123
	124 Black_dildo)
	125 _msg 'You give the black dildo to your friend. H…
	126 and says: "These things are useful to fi…
	127 mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
	128 ;;
	129
	130 Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
	131 _msg "God dies.
	132
	133 Your friend takes the book and starts ba…
	134 Also, Satan."
	135 dropsauce 20h
	136 mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
	137 printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife"
	138 ;;
	139
	140 The_Birth_of_Tragedy)
	141 _msg '"Christianity is bad, mmkay" - He tries to…
	142
	143 Your friend takes the book from you and …
	144 dropsauce 20h
	145 mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
	146 printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife"
	147 ;;
	148
	149 Siddhartha)
	150 _msg '"Religions suck." - He says.
	151
	152 Satan is the only answer.
	153
	154 You nod.'
	155 ;;
	156
	157 The_C_Programming_Language)
	158 _msg '"Nice find! Keep it. It could be of good u…
	159
	160 You tuck the book back in your backpack.'
	161 ;;
	162
	163 Developing_NodeJS)
	164 _msg 'Your friend starts manically laughing.
	165
	166 "Maybe give it to those nerds behind you…
	167
	168 You tuck the book back in your backpack.'
	169 ;;
	170
	171 Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
	172 _msg '"Drugs? No. But the other two will do"'
	173 ;;
	174
	175 Baby_and_child_care)
	176 _msg "Maybe ask the girls. They can make babies …
	177 you."
	178 ;;
	179
	180 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
	181 _msg "Oh no. This is a hipster and girls topic."
	182 ;;
	183
	184 Fight_Club)
	185 _msg "Hey, we said we don't talk about it."
	186 ;;
	187 esac
	188 }