FORM ISRC-12987B-EXT-ALPHA

         OFFICE OF UNENDING AFFAIRS

Implementation Strategy Review Committee (ISRC)

Form Title: Inquiry Regarding the Current Status and Future Prospects of
   Ongoing and Forthcoming Implementation Strategy Review Projects and Related
   Matters

SECTION A: APPLICANT INFORMATION

   Full Name (First, Middle, Last, any Suffixes):

   _________________________________________________________

   Job Title (include all relevant acronyms and honorifics):

   _________________________________________________________

   Department (specify subdivisions and sub-departments, if applicable):

   _________________________________________________________

   Date of Initial Inquiry Submission (YYYY-MM-DD, include time zone):

   _________________________________________________________

   Preferred Method of Response (Check all that apply):
     [ ] Fax
     [ ] Carrier Pigeon
     [ ] Morse Code
     [ ] Smoke Signals
     [ ] Interpretive Dance
     [ ] Email (if you must)

SECTION B: INQUIRY DETAILS

   Nature of Inquiry (select all that apply):
     [ ] Status Update
     [ ] Clarification Request
     [ ] Urgent Follow-Up on Previous Inquiry
     [ ] Meta-Inquiry About Inquiry Process
     [ ] Philosophical Musing
     [ ] Other (Please Specify): ___________________________

   Project Name(s) or Identifier(s) (Include all relevant project
   codes, acronyms, and codenames):

   _________________________________________________________

   Detailed Description of Inquiry (use additional pages if necessary,
   attach at least three supplementary charts):

   _________________________________________________________

   Projected Impact of Inquiry on Current and Future Project Timelines
   (include speculative estimates):

   _________________________________________________________

SECTION C: RELEVANT BACKGROUND INFORMATION

   Previous Correspondence Reference Numbers (List all, if applicable):

   _________________________________________________________

   Historical Context of Inquiry (Briefly explain the origin and evolution
   of the issue at hand, include citations):

   _________________________________________________________

SECTION D: APPROVAL AND SIGNATURES

   Immediate Supervisor's Signature (Must be notarized):

   _________________________________________________________

   Department Head's Signature (Include three forms of ID):

   _________________________________________________________

   Chief Officer of Non-Commital Planning Approval (Select appropriate
   stamp color):
     [ ] Red
     [ ] Blue
     [ ] Green
     [ ] Polka Dot

   Notary Public Verification (Include seal and date):

   _________________________________________________________

SECTION E: ATTACHMENTS AND SUPPLEMENTARY DOCUMENTS

   List of Attached Documents (Must include at least two irrelevant
   items for completeness):

   _________________________________________________________

SUBMISSION INSTRUCTIONS

   Submit Form ISRC-12987B-EXT-ALPHA via (select all that apply):
     [ ] Interdepartmental Pony Express
     [ ] Trans-Temporal Courier
     [ ] Space-Time Continuum Mailbox
     [ ] Direct Deposit in the Office of Unending Affairs Suggestion Box

IMPORTANT NOTICE

   Failure to complete any section of this form in its entirety will
   result in immediate and indefinite deferral of your inquiry.
   All submissions are subject to review by the ISRC Subcommittee on
   Review Committee Inquiries.
   Incomplete, erroneous, or excessively concise forms will be returned
   for further obfuscation.