# 2025-04-30 09:48:13.962781 UTC (+0000)

Today: Annual Witch Burning at Bitreich.org

In the tradition of Bitreich.org, we keep our heritage. The heritage of
Saxony, where bitreich.org was founded, is to burn witches every 30th of
April. Here is a summary of this tradition:

       https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night

Why do we need to burn witches?

* We are humans and need to burn some evil. Today's witch we burn is
 Microsoft Windows. Microsoft has had sex with the devil and we all know
 it. Now they have to die for their sins!

* The winter in Europe ends and we need to kill all bad evil ghosts.

* It is fun to burn things.

* We have an inherent sexual need to find some way of orgasm. Since
 Saxony is an underfucked region, this might be a reason why the
 Christian Reformation sparked here.

* Martin Luther said so and Saxony is the source of the Christian
 Reformation -- and Counter Reformation -- and Neo Reformation.

* Troll people who only know the 'witch burning' definition created by
 the clowns on the Internet and cannot distinguish 'bitreich' from
 'third reich' because of underperformance of their healthcare system in
 free eye healthcare.

See you at #bitreich-en!

Have fun!

20h
Chief Exorcism Officer (CEO)

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