# 2023-04-01 06:02:17.017122 UTC (+0000)

Richest Man on Earth buys Gopherspace.

A random bum from the streets of New Delhi has bought gopherspace today.
Since he owns nothing, he is the richest man on earth. No woman was
interested in buying gopherspace.

As first statement, the new CEO of Gopherspace said: "As first act, only
users identifying themselves as gopher will be allowed to use
gopherspace. And what is gopherspace anyways? I get interviewed by random
people coming along and offering me it. Thank you very much. I have
things to do. Have a nice day." He walked along and was never seen again.

Be prepared that for the next weeks officers could ring at your door to
check if you are a gopher:

       gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/gopher-hello.mp4

Always keep your GopherID at your body.


Sincerely yours,

20h
Chief Gopher Officer (CGO)