#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# For the Freedom of #perl-haircut!
#
use strict;
use warnings;
print <<FOO;
T H E P E R L R E P U B L I C
A N N O U N C E S
Hereby everyone using perl has to wear a
[I|#perl-haircut.|/memecache/perl-haircut.jpg|server|port]
Not following this rule while using perl
will lead to expulsion.
THE PERL REPUBLIC GOVERNMENT
[0|Perl Announcement Source|/perl-republic/index.dcgi.txt|server|port]
[1|<< back to bitreich.org||server|port]
FOO
