You and I, in a big superstore
Ninety-nine cans, stacked up by the door
Something 'bout this, seems like such a thrill
We grab 'em fast, ready for the kill
Ninety-nine cans, in our shopping cart
We're on a mission, let's make a start
People stare as we walk the aisles
We're ready now, with mischievous smiles
Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war
No one knows what we're fightin' for
In the checkout line, we load 'em high
These cans of soda, our battle cry
Fluorescent lights, as we hit the street
Ninety-nine cans, ready to unleash
We take our stand, on the parking lot
Our soda army, ready to be shot
Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war
No one knows what we're fightin' for
In the checkout line, we load 'em high
These cans of soda, our battle cry
We pop the tops, with a hissing sound
Our make-believe war, it's going down
People duck as the cans take flight
In this soda war, on a summer night
Ninety-nine cans, flying through the air
Fizzy rain, everywhere
As we laugh and dodge, in this crazy scene
Soda soldiers in a war so keen
Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war
No one knows what we're fightin' for
In the checkout line, we load 'em high
These cans of soda, our battle cry
Ninety-nine cans, spent and gone
The parking lot, soaked at dawn
We fought our war, just for fun
And now it's over, the battle done
You and I, in the early morn
Ninety-nine cans, now forlorn
Reflecting back, on our soda spree
In the end, it was just you and me
Ninety-nine cans for a crazy war
No one knows what we're fightin' for
In the checkout line, we load 'em high
These cans of soda, our battle cry
