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Dear Former Player,<BR>
<P>Please fill out this form to the best of your ability. After you
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<B>The <SELECT SIZE=1><OPTION>Wizzen<OPTION>Wizards<OPTION>Guardians<OPTION>Gods</SELECT> at <B>MOO Canada, Eh?</B> are a bunch of...</B>
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> power-mad a**holes
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> dictators
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Nazis
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Fascists
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Hippocrites
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Hippos
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Racists
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Losers with nothing better to do than pick on their users
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Cold-hearted axe-murderers
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> All of the above
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> None of the above
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I don't know
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> What's 'a**hole' mean?
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<B>They...</B>
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> @newted me
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> @toaded me
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> hoofed me
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> took away all my quota
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> yelled at me
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> made faces at me
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> called me names like 'completely clueless utter moron'
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<B>because...</B>
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I thought that they could take an infinite amount of verbal abuse.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I thought it was to okay hack the MOO to try to break it.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Check here if you wish to use the usual, "I was just testing their security for them" excuse.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I love of sound of my voice, and assumed that nobody would object to my constant vulgar shoutings.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I thought that my position as a helper gave me the right to engage in behavior that would get anyone else thrown out.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Check here if "everybody else does it".
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I very kindly took the programmer's test for someone.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I gave my blood, sweat, tears, and my left arm to the MOO to make it what it is today, and damn it, it's just a moral outrage that a mad tyrannical dictator can do that to me, and I will spend the rest of my life seeking justice for that perpetrator, this to you I swear!
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I really can't tell the difference between VR and RL, and assumed that someone who loves me on the MOO must also love me in RL, which means that it's okay to stalk them and make death threats if they don't return my love.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Check here if you were virtually sexually assaulted.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I was mad at/just broke up with...
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> my husband/wife,
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> my boyfriend/girlfriend,
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> someone who trusted me,
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> and used their password to log into their character and...
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> recycle all of their belongings.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> obscenely redescribe all of their belongings.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> destroy their reputation by breaking every rule I could.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I am really proud of the explicit description I wrote for my genitals, and I assumed that everyone would enjoy the sight of them in public.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Those rules and policies I agreed to when I joined the MOO really only apply to everyone but me.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I tried to show The Wizzen how they were logically inconsistent by calling them "self-absorbed, hypocritical, power-mad little bastards who couldn't code their way out of a paper bag"
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> I was trying to make the MOO a better place.
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<B>I now plan to...</B>
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> go from MOO to MOO, whining to everyone about how badly I was treated after I got caught.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> mail the FBI (who have no jurisdiction on a Canadian Online service) informing them, as a Friend of the Net, that the Asian Mafia have infiltrated the MOO and are currently using it to trade drugs and weapons.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> connect as a Guest so I can spam in a fit of rage The Wizzen that newted me, causing me to get toaded and my connection site redlisted.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> get a new character from another email address, so I can get back in and resume my obnoxious activities.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> Check here if you plan to wait a couple of weeks, hoping they'll relax their vigilance.
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<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> become a guest on The Jerry Springer Show so I can throw chairs.
<DT><DD><INPUT TYPE=Checkbox> spend more time in RL
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