## How to complicate things in project management
Solène Rapenne
BitreichCON 2021
## About me
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+ Old school Sysadmin since 2011
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+ Member of OpenBSD project since 2018
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+ Contributing to many open source projects
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+ Presenting on Bitreich since 2018
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+ I solve problems. (like Winston Wolfe)
## Introduction
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+ Different types of complications
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+ by Process
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+ by Software
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+ by Nonsense
## Process
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+ Schedule lot of meetings
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+ Work forwarding
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+ Make things tedious
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+ Enable entropy
## Software - the dependency
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+ The more bloated, the better
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+ Archeologist required
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+ Bleeding edge
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+ Jump from hype to hype
## Software - the cloud
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+ Pick a slow cloud
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+ Rely on the unreliable one
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+ Give up on your data
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+ Use hooks and connectors
## How to fight back?
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+ Learn to say NO
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+ Spot risks and warn early
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+ Leave
## Conclusion
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+ I bet you went through one
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+ Daily fight against non-sense
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+ Never give up