## Intro
Welche to Bitreichcon 2020!
IRC: ircs://chat.freenode.org:6697/#bitreich-con
Viewer: ssh://
[email protected]
Audio:
http://bitreich.org:3232/live
Christoph Lohmann <
[email protected]>
## Welcome to Bitreichcon 2020!
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## Welcome to the Interner! (1/2)
What you can see here:
* The bad and the good of humanity.
* The worse and the perfect of humanity.
* Non-human things.
* Fun things.
* Unfun things.
## Welcome to the Internet! (2/2)
Things to avoid:
* Using the web unless it is for porn.
* The web was invented for porn.
* Ask Rocco Berners Siffredi.
## Code Of Fun
* We have a Code of Fun.
* Everyone has to bring at least one joke.
* Post it on IRC or bring it to the party.
* We keep to the universal human rights.
## Corona Rules
* All rooms have disinfection at the entrance and exit.
* Please disinfect or was your hands for 30 seconds
when leaving or entering.
* Wear a mask during the conference.
* Wear a hoodie during the conference.
* No kissing during the conference.
* No internal fluid exchange during the conference.
* There will be regular checks if the rules are applied.
## Schedule (0/1)
2020-05-02 (CEST)
10:00 – Welcome Day 1, by 20h
10:10 – Keynote, by 20h
10:15 – State of Bitreich, by 20h
10:30 – Sentience is close – Annna, by 20h
11:00 – Cooking OpenBSD -stable packages, by solene
11:45 – Energy efficient programming in science, by adc
12:15 – Lunch Break
13:00 – Corona, Open Source and a better future, by 20h
13:45 – The state of Maemo Leste, by parazyd
14:30 – Discussion: Continuous Integration in a bitreich way, by parazyd
15:15 – End of Day 1, by 20h
20:00 – 1<<11 meme party with DJ Slav
## Schedule (1/1)
2020-05-03 (CEST)
10:00 – Welcome Day 2, by 20h
10:15 – State of Gopher, by 20h
10:45 – Mass psychology and Open Source – Jitsi, by 20h
11:30 – Indygit, or why the web does not need web apps, by KatolaZ
12:15 – Code Beauty – How I read and judge code, by 20h
12:45 – Stopper of OSS in medical software in Germany, by 20h
13:00 – Closing, by 20h
## Presentations
* All presentations will be put on the bitreich gopherhole.
* Audio recordings and md, txt or pdf files.
* There will be someone listening on IRC for questions and post answers.
* This is a small room, so please refrain from talking.
* Make jokes in public so we can all laugh.
* When you want to leave the room, please try to plan ahead. You will be
heard on stream.
* During remote talks, do not block the full bandwidth. I do not want to do
expensive traffic shaping.
## Let's start the show.
Have fun!
17:08:38 __20h__ | annna, please dance with me.
17:08:38 annna | Thank you! Let us dance! :-D
