Subj : The Missing Q Signals
To   : All
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Oct 10 2017 12:04 am

The Missing Q signals

    Some Q signals have never made it to the ARRL's official list. Here
are some that may agree would be useful in appropriate situations. As with
regular Q signals, each can be a statement or a question, depending on
whether a question mark follows it.

   QAS - I am speaking out of my @$$
   QAS? - Are you speaking out of your @$$?

   QBA - My antenna is BIG!
   QBA? - How big is your antenna?

   QBO - Don't sit next to that guy in the meeting.
   QBO? - Buddy, can you spare some soap?

   QBS - It's getting deep in here.
   QBS? - Did I tell you about the one that got away?

   Alternate suggested by ken cubilo w8ob
   QBS - Clean the bird s*** off your antenna so you can hear me
   QBS? - Should I clean the bird s*** off my antenna so I can hear you

   Suggestions made for spark gap transmitter on QRP-L mailing list
   QCP - I am using Cat Power(From Rotary Cat Power Wheel)
   QCP? - Are you using Cat Power?

   QCW - I am going to whistle Morse Code on FM (or SSB)
   QCW? - Why are you whistling Morse?

   QDR - Damn Right the frequency is busy!} In response to QRL
   QDR? - Do you have a Receiver?} In respone to QRL

   Contributed by Don Melcher = W6ZO
   QET - Phone home.
   QET? - Has anyone called me from another planet?

   QEW - Copy is difficult due to Ear Wax.
   QEW? - Is copy difficult due to Ear Wax?

   Contributed by John L Sielke W2AGN
   QFH - This frequency is MINE! - go elsewhere.
   QFH? - Is this frequency hogged?

   QHI - I am jumping in quick to say hi, then going QRT.
   QHI? - Are you leaving after only one transmission?

   QKB? - How many knobs does your radio have?
   QKB n - My radio has "n" knobs.

   Contributed by Fred K6DGW
   QKN? - How many of them do you know how to use?
   QKN n - I think I know how to use "n" of them.

   Contributed by Fred K6DGW
   QLF - I am sending with my left foot.
   QLF? - Are you sending with your left foot?

   QLK - I am sending with my left foot and keyboard.
   QLK? - Are you sending with your left foot and keyboard?

   Contributed by Thom LaCosta K3HRN
   QNO - I am sending through a non-standard orifice.
   QNO? - Are you sending through a non-standard orifice?

   Contributed by Thom LaCosta K3HRN
   QOF Yes, I am an Old F@rt.
   QOF? Are you an old F@rt?

   Contributed by Jim W7RY
   QOK - Your last transmission was Okie Dokie.
   QOK? - Was my last transmission OK?

   QPM - Your signal is purr modulated.
   QPM? - Is my signal purr modulated?

   QRC - Warning, rag chewer on frequency.
   QRC? - Are you a rag chewer?

   QRG - You are transmitting in or near the ... (wave length or
          frequency) amateur band.
   QRG? - Am I transmitting in or near an amateur band, and if so which one?

   QRW - Means Qrp - Really Weak
   QRW? - Qrp, you are Really Weak?

   contributed by w0rw
   QWC? - Who cares? } Courtesy of
   QWC - I don't care } Fred Bonavita, K5QLF

   QWC - I have to go to the bathroom } Courtesy of
   QWC? - Do you have to go to the bathroom? } Fred Bonavita, K5QLF

   QZZ - I fell asleep at the mike.
   QZZ? - Is that a 60Hz hum, or are you snoring?



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