Subj : Re: SDR
To   : Vk3jed
From : Moondog
Date : Thu Jul 09 2020 03:56 pm

 Re: Re: SDR
 By: Vk3jed to Daryl Stout on Wed Jul 08 2020 09:22 pm

> -=> On 07-06-20 14:12, Daryl Stout wrote to Vk3jed <=-
>
>  DS>   Or the meme where there are 3 items next to the door, for the wife's
>  DS> usage, when her husband gets home late, as follows:
>
>  DS> 1) Wooden And Metal Spoon - He's Late.
>  DS> 2) Rolling Pin - He's Drunk.
>  DS> 3) Rifle - He Bought Another Ham Radio.
>
> Hahaha good one! :D  Well, I'd be in no danger of #2. :D
>
>  DS>   Or the story of the ham who had his shack in the basement. His wife
>  DS> never went down there, but told him that "you will not be bringing any
>  DS> new rigs home!!".
>
>  DS>   Well, he was lucky enough to have "a candy store" that sold and
>  DS> repaired ham radio gear in his town. He thought of a scheme, and took
>  DS> an old box that one of his rigs was in, and carried up the steps,
>  DS> telling her that "his rig quit working", so he was going to take it
>  DS> in for service. His wife told him "I'll see you for dinner tonight".
>
>  DS>   He got home late that afternoon, with his "box", gushing that "they
>  DS> fixed it and got it working again". What he did NOT tell her was that
>  DS> there was a NEW RIG inside that box.
>
>  DS>   That worked for a bit...until she figured out what was going on
>  DS> (hi hi).
>
> That's a pretty good trick! :D
>
>
Reminds me of a buddy I used to go to gun shows with.  He'd buy a rifle, and w
hen his wife wasn't home he'd put it in his safe with the rest and not talk
about it.  The next time we went to the range he'd bring it out, and she'd ask
"where'd you get that one?"  He'd reply he had it quite some time, and it was
sitting in the back of the safe.  He wasn't exactly lying about it :)

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