Subj : Re: Most memorable modern
To   : Cougar428
From : Bogomips
Date : Mon May 19 2025 06:41 am

 Re: Re: Most memorable modern
 By: Cougar428 to PHIGAN on Mon May 19 2025 08:41 am

>  there are the people with the earbud/mic who walk around in the store
>  talking to themselves while they are trying to pick which Cap'n Crunch
>  to buy.
>
This is my spiel when I see those people.
I put my phone to my ear,
"Hey Mom.
No I'm not going to lend you 10 dollars for gas to get to dialysis.
You still owe me 12 from last week when I got your RX.
I'm Ungrateful?
Who lets you stay in the trailer in the back yard?
I know the roof leaks, that's why I only charge you 600 a month.
It's not my fault you blew all your retirement on the penny slots at the casino just so you could get free drinks".

By the time I get to that point my wife has already kicked me in the shin.

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