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1 login: | |
2 case '\7': *((char *)(384*1024L+062)) = 2; /* beep */ | |
3 Welcome to VAX/VMS Version 1.60 | |
4 ON ENDFILE(SYSIN) GO TO ADATHIBA; /* FILE-VEGE VIZSGALATA */ | |
5 Tape dump of all filesystems taken this afternoon. | |
6 "Analysis" is "design" spelled backwards. | |
7 "RULE 7: Option arguments cannot be optional." Sys V Interface p 343. | |
8 "Sound advice" is usually mostly sound with not much advice. | |
9 "The Dresser," first a play, then a movie, then AT&T headquarters. | |
10 "The more you drive ... the less intelligent you are." -- Miller, in Rep… | |
11 "x.c", line 1: cannot recover from earlier errors: goodbye! | |
12 #(cat probably won't work on 8 bit files, you will have to use a simple… | |
13 $! nulled, predecessor circle | |
14 $3,000,000 | |
15 %-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion | |
16 'Tis a gross error, held in schools, That Fortune always favours fools. … | |
17 'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp,/Than with an old one dying. | |
18 'Tis nobler in the mind to Look Things Up than to Pull Them Out Of The A… | |
19 (^|[ (,;])(([Jj]ul[^ ]* *|(07|7)/)0*5)([^0123456789]|$) | |
20 * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories. | |
21 *** LGP ERROR ***: Initialize -- Cannot initialize graphics hardware dev… | |
22 *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** | |
23 -1: No code table for op: ++post | |
24 ...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. | |
25 /usr/games/fortune: not found | |
26 /usr/news/gotcha | |
27 1 bulls, 3 cows | |
28 127 now in the unregulated subsidiary; see /usr/news/btl-split | |
29 2 is always smaller than 3, even for large values of 2. | |
30 2 lacks generality in a way that 1 doesn't. | |
31 23. ... r-q1 | |
32 355/113 -- not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simula… | |
33 4.2BSD is like a nightmare about Tenex. - Geoff Collyer | |
34 4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulati… | |
35 55mph -- It's not a good idea, it's just the law. | |
36 : is not an identifier | |
37 A 10.0-szer 0.1 sohasem 1.0! | |
38 A 6-char limit is like a 6-inch trout: throw it back. | |
39 A 6-char limit is like night. | |
40 A Cray is the best machine for simulating the performance of a Cray. | |
41 A Point is a pair of shorts. | |
42 A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. | |
43 A bad workman quarrels with his tools. | |
44 A big book is a big nuisance. - Callimachus, librarian of Alexandria | |
45 A billion here, a billion there; soon you're talking real money. -E. Di… | |
46 A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. | |
47 A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. | |
48 A block grant is a nice terminal, but it will keep you awake until noon. | |
49 A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by govern… | |
50 A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs. | |
51 A closed mouth gathers no foot. | |
52 A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. | |
53 A consistent indentation style is the hobgoblin of little minds. | |
54 A couch is as good as a chair. | |
55 A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. | |
56 A critic is a legless man who teaches running. | |
57 A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? | |
58 A day without sunshine is like night. | |
59 A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the sun god. | |
60 A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey. | |
61 A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt. | |
62 A fool and his money stabilize the economy. | |
63 A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. | |
64 A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! | |
65 A game, a teaching aid, a sport, and a piece of art. -Erno Rubik | |
66 A gentleman is one who is never rude unintentionally. -Noel Coward | |
67 A good memory does not equal pale ink. | |
68 A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. | |
69 A goodly apple rotten at the heart:/Oh, what a goodly outside falsehood … | |
70 A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. | |
71 A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for? | |
72 A hydrogen bomb doesn't care how brave you are. | |
73 A hypothesis is an opinion that you are trying to prove true. | |
74 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam. | |
75 A king's castle is his home. | |
76 A liberal is one too open-minded to take his own side in an argument. | |
77 A lone dime always gets the number nearly right. | |
78 A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecu… | |
79 A man must destroy himself before others can destroy him. -Mong Tse | |
80 A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bond… | |
81 A man who turns green has eschewed protein. | |
82 A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey. | |
83 A man without a faith is like a fish without a bicycle. | |
84 A megabyte here, a megabyte there, and pretty soon you're talking real p… | |
85 A megaflop is a failure of gigantic proportions. | |
86 A mighty maze! but not without a plan. -Pope | |
87 A more wretched hive of scum and villainy: not found. | |
88 A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had. -Orson Welles | |
89 A penny saved is a political breakthrough. | |
90 A penny saved is ridiculous. | |
91 A penny saved kills your career in the Pentagon. | |
92 A philosopher does not need a torch to gather glow-worms by at mid-day. … | |
93 A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me. | |
94 A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs. | |
95 A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. | |
96 A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. | |
97 A radical is a person with both feet firmly planted in the air. | |
98 A real Initiation never ends. -Aleister Crowley | |
99 A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -Edgar Watson Howe | |
100 A recently completed trial proved TOAD Generic 1 to be reliable, user-fr… | |
101 A resort area will be part of your next holiday plans | |
102 A rolling stone gathers momentum. | |
103 A rose by any other name would still have thorns. | |
104 A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use… | |
105 A song in time is worth a dime. | |
106 A stitch in time keeps your tu-tu from becoming a four-four. | |
107 A system programmer is someone who debugs his programs with an oscillosc… | |
108 A theory is better than an explanation. | |
109 A thousand throats may be slit in one night by a running man. | |
110 A tree is best measured when it is down. | |
111 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. | |
112 A twisting road will take you to Warsaw, but you won't be bored. | |
113 A u.f.o. closely encountered is no longer a u.f.o. | |
114 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world - except a defeat. -Welli… | |
115 A watched terminal never prints. | |
116 A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire. | |
117 A witty saying means nothing. -Voltaire | |
118 A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -Rudyard Kipling | |
119 A578 Your FLP overflows into your KBUF. | |
120 AAAOO OOZOR AZZAZ ZAIEO AZAEI IIOZA KHOEO OOYTH OEAZA EAOOZ AKHOZ AKHEY … | |
121 Ablata at alba. | |
122 Abortion and suicide are hereditary only if you prevent them. | |
123 About all some parents accomplish in life is either illegal, immoral or … | |
124 About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard. | |
125 About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. | |
126 Absence is better than a cure. | |
127 Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. | |
128 According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are wort… | |
129 Accounting software is structured as a set of tools that can be used to … | |
130 Ad pulchritudinem tria requiruntur; integritas, consonantia, claritas. -… | |
131 Admiration is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselv… | |
132 After 24 hours, corpses and guests smell bad. | |
133 After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide. | |
134 Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change. | |
135 Again, and strongly, undress the sheep. It is getting to visitors. | |
136 All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly aurifers. | |
137 All dare to write, who can or cannot read. -Horace, `Epistles', Book II | |
138 All my men wear badges, or they wear nothing at all. | |
139 All of the bridges between our today and our yesteryear have been burnt. | |
140 All of these futures having been sold, this fortune appears as a matter … | |
141 All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism. | |
142 All that does not glitter is not not-gold. | |
143 All the ethics in Hollywood can be rolled up and fit into a gnat's navel. | |
144 All the good ones are taken. | |
145 All the great men are dead and I'm not feeling too well myself. | |
146 All things considered, life is 9-to-5 against. | |
147 All things that are, are lights. | |
148 All you need to know is in the manual. | |
149 Almost all good computer programs contain at least one random-number gen… | |
150 Always keep a record of data. It indicates you've been working. | |
151 Always make water when you can. -Wellington | |
152 America's best buy for a dime is a telephone call to the right person. | |
153 An Austrian army, awfully arrayed, Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade. | |
154 An airplane is in your future. | |
155 An artist is never ahead of his time, but most people are far behind the… | |
156 An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. | |
157 An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support. | |
158 An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. | |
159 An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. | |
160 An idle mind is worth two in the bush. | |
161 An oscilloscope is what cavemen used to debug fire. -Jim Veres | |
162 An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. | |
163 And I alone am returned to wag the tail. | |
164 And malt does more than Milton can/to justify God's ways to man -A.E. H… | |
165 And so to bed. | |
166 Androgyny recapitulates philately. | |
167 Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. | |
168 Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't li… | |
169 Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an *art*. -Chas. McC… | |
170 Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't. | |
171 Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to s… | |
172 Any man's speeding ticket on the Interstate diminishes me, for I am invo… | |
173 Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger o… | |
174 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged … | |
175 Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -… | |
176 Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. | |
177 Anyone who buys Wisconsin cheese is a traitor to mankind! -J. Pournelle | |
178 Anyone who understands my music will never be unhappy again. -L. Van Bee… | |
179 Anyone's life is incomplete unless they are, in some smaller or larger w… | |
180 Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. | |
181 Arabic is a language, Persian is a sweetmeat, and Turkish is an art. | |
182 Arabic is a mystery -- love is just a crock. | |
183 Are we not men? | |
184 Are you kidding? | |
185 Are you sure you want a two dimensional array? | |
186 Aren't you glad his name wasn't Alexander Graham Klaxon? | |
187 Aries -- this is your lucky day! | |
188 Art is merely cheese made visible. | |
189 Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. | |
190 As above, so below. | |
191 As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrot… | |
192 As of Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update all pr… | |
193 Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. | |
194 At the feast of souls failure is always the guest of honor. | |
195 Attend winter sheep meetings. Learning never ends! | |
196 Auribus teneo lupum. | |
197 Automating a mess yields an automated mess. -Michael Hammer | |
198 Ave discordia. | |
199 Avoid a hasty decision. | |
200 Avoid reality at all costs. | |
201 Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm. | |
202 BLISS is ignorance. | |
203 Bad taste is timeless. | |
204 Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare. | |
205 Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. | |
206 Basic is like doing arithmetic with Roman numerals. - MD McIlroy | |
207 Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio. | |
208 Be the sea, and see me be. | |
209 Beauty is only sin deep. H H Munro | |
210 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. | |
211 Beauty times brains equals a constant. | |
212 Becoming an overnight success usually takes years. | |
213 Been Transferred Lately? | |
214 Better be right or your big venture goes wrong. -Resistor color code mne… | |
215 Better to have failed your Wasserman than never to have loved at all. | |
216 Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act falls t… | |
217 Beware -- local customs vary. Check with a native before going into the … | |
218 Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie. | |
219 Beware of low-flying butterflies. | |
220 Beware the foot of Nessus! | |
221 Beware: the light at the end of the tunnel may be New Jersey. | |
222 Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous Initiati… | |
223 Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same. | |
224 Biggus Diggus wants YOU. | |
225 Bignose from Winnetka. | |
226 Blessed St. Leibowitz, let them keep on dreamin' down there... | |
227 Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth. | |
228 Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wh… | |
229 Bosses never realize that a bottle neck is always at the top. | |
230 Bourne again. | |
231 Brain fried -- core dumped | |
232 Brashith Alhim | |
233 Bring your wife or husband and pink slip for the best trade-in deal in t… | |
234 Bubble bubble, toil and trouble; cast that float into a double. | |
235 Buick offers inbred american quality. -TV ad | |
236 Build a better mousetrap, and nature will build a better mouse. | |
237 Build it so that even a fool can use it, and only a fool will want to us… | |
238 Bus error -- core dumped | |
239 But he who kisses the joy as it flies/Lives in Eternity's sunrise. -Wm.… | |
240 But many are not capable of a firm persuasion of anything. -Wm. Blake | |
241 But you'll never become a rhinoceros...you haven't got the vocation! | |
242 But, Siriusly... | |
243 By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. | |
244 By omnibus I traveled to Brooklyn. | |
245 By the pricking of my thumbs,/Something wicked this way comes. | |
246 C'est CHouette. Swiss bumper sticker | |
247 C'est dommage, mais c'est vrai. | |
248 C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas Unix. -Henry Spencer | |
249 CB is a great place to work. There are so many good going away parties. | |
250 CB is a many gendered thing. | |
251 California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange. - Fred… | |
252 Campus Crusade for Cthulhu -- It found me. | |
253 Can all this just be an accident? Or could there be some alien intellig… | |
254 Can tomorrow be more than just the end of today? | |
255 Cannot fork -- try again. | |
256 Capitalism is indeed obsessed with money, but Marxism is obsessed with M… | |
257 Captain Clark welcomes you aboard. | |
258 Caught in --More-- loop. | |
259 Caution -- be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear. | |
260 Caution: Do not view laser light with remaining eye. | |
261 Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health. | |
262 Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch. | |
263 Celibacy is not hereditary. | |
264 Center 1127 -- It's not just a job, it's an adventure! | |
265 Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543 | |
266 Centran manuals are available in 2B-515. | |
267 Charlie don't surf. | |
268 Children are hereditary: if your parents didn't have any, neither will y… | |
269 Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on socie… | |
270 Club sandwiches, not baby seals. | |
271 Cocaine is nature's way of saying you make too much money. | |
272 Cogito Ergo Spud. | |
273 Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. | |
274 Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. | |
275 Communication is only possible between equals. | |
276 Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. | |
277 Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness. | |
278 Constants aren't. Variables don't. LISP does. Functions won't. Bytes… | |
279 Contains no kung fu, car chases or decapitations. | |
280 Continental Life. Why do you ask? | |
281 Convictions cause convicts -- what you believe imprisons you. | |
282 Core Error - Bus Dumped | |
283 Could not open 2147478952 framebuffers. | |
284 Courage is something you can never totally own or totally lose. | |
285 Cowards die many times before their deaths;/The valiant never taste of d… | |
286 Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!! | |
287 Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing. | |
288 Creditors have much better memories than debtors. | |
289 Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've se… | |
290 Cthulhu Saves! ... in case He's hungry later. | |
291 Dames is like streetcars -- The oceans is full of 'em. -Archie Bunker | |
292 Dames lie about anything - just for practice. -Raymond Chandler | |
293 Damn it, i gotta get outta here! | |
294 Dangerous knowledge is a little thing. | |
295 Data potato, du wop du wop. | |
296 Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. | |
297 De minimis non curat lex. | |
298 Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. | |
299 Death to all fanatics! | |
300 Deep down, we all need that escape velocity. -Steven Spielberg. | |
301 Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jac… | |
302 Department meeting in 3 minutes. | |
303 Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face. | |
304 Der Herrgott wurfelt nicht. -A. Einstein | |
305 Did you know ... that no-one ever reads these things? | |
306 Did you know that clones never use mirrors? | |
307 Die ich rief, die Geister, / Werd ich nun nicht los. | |
308 Die: to stop sinning suddenly. | |
309 Dieux! Un monstre hideux. En hurlant. Nous poursuit. | |
310 Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. | |
311 Disco delenda est. | |
312 Disk crisis, please clean up! | |
313 Disobedience was Man's Original Virtue. -Oscar Wilde. | |
314 Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight. 'Tis not too late tomorr… | |
315 Ditat Deus. | |
316 Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. | |
317 Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable u… | |
318 Do not confuse boredom with security. | |
319 Do not confuse effort with work. | |
320 Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon. | |
321 Do not go gentle into that good night/Rage, rage against the dying of th… | |
322 Do not meddle in the affairs of troff; it is subtle and quick to anger. | |
323 Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: it makes them soggy and hard to… | |
324 Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: they are subtle and quick to an… | |
325 Do not meddle in the mouth. | |
326 Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. | |
327 Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive. | |
328 Do not throw butts in the urinal: it makes them soggy and hard to light. | |
329 Do not throw butts in the urinal: they are subtle and quick to anger. | |
330 Do not underestimate the power of the Force. | |
331 Do not use the blue keys on this terminal. | |
332 Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. | |
333 Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. | |
334 Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. | |
335 Does George know what he's got here? -Steven Spielberg. | |
336 Does a firm persuasion that a thing is so make it so? -Wm. Blake | |
337 Does the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the s… | |
338 Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. | |
339 Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say. | |
340 Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. | |
341 Don't commute, communicate. | |
342 Don't conscience-stricken before they're hatched. | |
343 Don't eat yellow snow. | |
344 Don't feed the bats tonight. | |
345 Don't force it, use a bigger hammer. | |
346 Don't forget to run "make depend" | |
347 Don't get mad, make book. | |
348 Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while. | |
349 Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. | |
350 Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. | |
351 Don't let your thoughts get in a rut. The knife which spreads may also c… | |
352 Don't lie if you don't have to. -Leo Szilard | |
353 Don't look back -- something may be gaining on you. -Satchel Paige. | |
354 Don't play games with me. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. | |
355 Don't put a loaded rifle on the stage unless someone intends to fire it. | |
356 Don't rely on your nose -- TEST ATMOSPHERE! | |
357 Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him. | |
358 Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. | |
359 Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. | |
360 Don't try to out-weird me, I get stranger things than you free with my b… | |
361 Don't type so hard. | |
362 Don't vote -- it only encourages them. | |
363 Don't worry -- dat mine, it can't hurt us -- it's one of ours. -Eccles | |
364 Don't worry if it doesn't work right; if everything did, you'd be out of… | |
365 Don't worry, it's not loaded. | |
366 Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist | |
367 Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in? | |
368 Don't you have anything better to do with your time? | |
369 Down with categorical imperative! | |
370 Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations. | |
371 Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time. | |
372 Drive defensively, buy a tank. | |
373 Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the story of my life. _ … | |
374 Dump time is unreasonable | |
375 During 1986, UNIX will dominate the low end. J. Scanlon | |
376 Dyslexics of the world, untie! | |
377 E Pluribus Unix. | |
378 E Unibus Plurum. | |
379 E pur si muove. | |
380 ERROR CREEPOUT HAS BEGUN | |
381 EVACUATION ROUTE ----> | |
382 Each man's death diminishes me for I am involved in Humanity. -John Don… | |
383 Easy for you to type, I have to do all the work. | |
384 Eat snart foobs. -Unknown Jerome | |
385 Economic analysts say that while the economy may be slowing, it is not f… | |
386 Edinburgh is the Reykjavik of the South. | |
387 Ego sum ens omnipotens. | |
388 Eileen L. Behr has translated her skill in public speaking into a succes… | |
389 Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx' last words | |
390 Either we are alone or we are not. Either way is mind-boggling. | |
391 Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally. | |
392 English is a stretch language; one size fits all. -W. Safire | |
393 Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion. | |
394 Espanol tiene demasiada mucha grammatica. | |
395 Even a cabbage may look at a king. | |
396 Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. | |
397 Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Fara… | |
398 Even paranoia can sometimes be taken to extremes. | |
399 Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. | |
400 Even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it. | |
401 Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. | |
402 Even the thousand-zloty note can't tapdance. | |
403 Even these days, it's not as easy to go crazy as you think. | |
404 Ever see what ratfor does on a syntax error in a for loop? | |
405 Ever wake up feeling like a null pointer? -Allan Pratt | |
406 Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. | |
407 Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought tit… | |
408 Every day, thousands of housewives pick up speed. | |
409 Every excess becomes a vice. | |
410 Every good subversive does it for fun. -Rich Rosen | |
411 Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight. | |
412 Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. | |
413 Every purchase has its price. | |
414 Every solution breeds new problems. | |
415 Every time you make something foolproof, along comes a better class of f… | |
416 Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another dri… | |
417 Everything breaks down. | |
418 Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the… | |
419 Everything is funny so long as it is happening to someone else. -Will R… | |
420 Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. - A. Einstein | |
421 Everything takes longer than you think. | |
422 Everything you know is wrong. | |
423 Everything's been said before, but nobody's listening, so keep repeating. | |
424 Ewige Blumenkraft. | |
425 Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler. | |
426 Excellent day to have a rotten day. | |
427 Excellent time to become a missing person. | |
428 Executive ability is in your make-up. | |
429 Exercise is the Yuppie version of bulemia. | |
430 Exhibition will continue to decline and ultimately lead to other source… | |
431 Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay. | |
432 Expected arrival date is presently unknown. -Dave Kristol | |
433 Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined. | |
434 Explicit liber viri elephantini. | |
435 External Security: | |
436 FORTRAN 8X combines the simplicity of PL/I and the parsimony of ADA. -S … | |
437 Fact without theory is trivia, theory without fact is bullshit. | |
438 Facta, non verba -- et verbum caro factus est. | |
439 Facta, non verba. | |
440 Fairness? Decency? How can you expect fairness and decency on a planet… | |
441 Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth. | |
442 Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. -Emperor Ferdinand. | |
443 Favor negative lobes. | |
444 Fear is failure and the forerunner of failure. | |
445 Fear not, the end of the world isn't until next week. | |
446 Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good exampl… | |
447 Fiat lux. | |
448 Fiat voluntas tua. | |
449 Fill what's empty; empty what's full; scratch where it itches. -Alice Ro… | |
450 Find the enemy and shoot him down; everything else is rubbish. -M. von R… | |
451 Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can. | |
452 Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy. | |
453 First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is. | |
454 First things first. Why not send for the Nazis right now. | |
455 Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can. | |
456 Flee at once, all is discovered. | |
457 Flight 23 is down in the Bermuda Triangle. | |
458 Florida is the "flea and tick capital of America." | |
459 Fnord. | |
460 For a good time, call 8367-3100. | |
461 For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. | |
462 For me, UNIX is a way of being. -Armando P. Stettner | |
463 For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they wil… | |
464 Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown. | |
465 Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit. | |
466 Fortis fortuna adiuvat. - Terence | |
467 Fortran est; non potest legi. | |
468 Fortunate are they who can laugh at themselves; they will never want for… | |
469 Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel! - King Lear II.ii.… | |
470 Fortunes ... come tumbling into some men's laps. - Francis Bacon. | |
471 Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. | |
472 Freedom is the right to be our own potty little selves. -G. K. Chestert… | |
473 Freedom of incrustations of grime is contiguous with rectitude. | |
474 Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. | |
475 Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. | |
476 From EXPLMY: Serious internal error, check the error code in the documen… | |
477 Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening. | |
478 Gaffer's tape, like The Force, has a light and a dark side and binds the… | |
479 Gallium Arsenide is the material of the future and it always will be. | |
480 Generalizations are useful. The work contained in them can be reckoned … | |
481 Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. | |
482 Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. | |
483 Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the war room. | |
484 Get your boots on, 'cause we're gunna go in DEEP! | |
485 Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon | |
486 Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles. | |
487 Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. | |
488 Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go b… | |
489 Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200. | |
490 Go out and see what the real world has to offer -Gerry Todd | |
491 Go suck on an infinite tube. | |
492 God does not play dice. | |
493 God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can choose our friends. | |
494 God is in the rock too -- in the rock! | |
495 God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place. | |
496 God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. | |
497 God not only plays dice with the universe, He loads the dice too. | |
498 Gods! A hideous beast, baying is pursuing us! | |
499 Golden lads and girls all must,/Like chimney sweepers, come to dust. | |
500 Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. - Thomas Appleton. | |
501 Good Rule: Don't put anything in your mouth labeled "HARMFUL IF SWALLOWE… | |
502 Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall. | |
503 Good day for flaming at floyd!trb. | |
504 Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. | |
505 Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work. | |
506 Good day to do the unexpected: write some documentation. | |
507 Good day to let down old friends who need help. | |
508 Good day to write a purchase requisition for a 747. | |
509 Good fish get dull but sex is always fun. -- Mehinaku proverb | |
510 Good health is just the slowest, most lingering way of dying. | |
511 Good intentions don't mean anything unless they can deliver. | |
512 Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere | |
513 Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day. | |
514 Gort! Klaatu barada...uh...uh... | |
515 Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some. | |
516 Government is just Anarchy's way of making more anarchy. | |
517 Graecum est; non potest legi. | |
518 Great shot, kid. That was one in a million. | |
519 Great warrior? Heh-heh-heh. Wars do not make one great. | |
520 Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tic… | |
521 Growth itself becomes the only moral end. -John Dewey | |
522 Guns don't kill detectives -- love does. | |
523 Ha! You killed my husband, Sam. Be kind to me. | |
524 Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, the whole history of the world would … | |
525 Hail to the sun god/He sure is a fun god/Ra! Ra! Ra! | |
526 Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.) | |
527 Hang by your pseudopod, write if you find a warm rich planet ripe for co… | |
528 Hang in there, hammock-nose. | |
529 Hangover is the wrath of the grapes. | |
530 Have a nice diurnal anomaly. | |
531 Have you done your Christmas chopping yet? -anon. White House Advisor 12… | |
532 Have you hugged my T-shirt today? | |
533 He can't think without his hat. | |
534 He cried at all his own weddings, and with reason. | |
535 He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. | |
536 He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. | |
537 He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. | |
538 He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. | |
539 He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered. | |
540 He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue. | |
541 He serves the state best who opposes it most. -Thoreau | |
542 He that laugheth in the face of death haveth the last laugh. | |
543 He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. | |
544 He was al coltissh, ful of ragerye,/And ful of jargon as a flekke pye. -… | |
545 He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes. | |
546 He who binds himself to a joy/Does the winged life destroy. -Wm. Blake | |
547 He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. | |
548 He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. | |
549 He who has science and art has religion. -Goethe | |
550 He who hesitates is last. | |
551 He who hesitates is scrap metal. | |
552 He who hesitates is sometimes saved. | |
553 He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when goin… | |
554 He who keeps his nose to the grindstone, has a flat face. | |
555 He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake. | |
556 He who laughs, lasts. | |
557 He who listens last is the last one listening. | |
558 He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. -H… | |
559 He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT. | |
560 He who trains his tongue to quote from learned sages will be known far a… | |
561 He who wears belt and suspenders needs tighter belt. | |
562 Help a swallow land at Capistrano. | |
563 Help conquer the IQ shortage: worry less and think more. | |
564 Help me, i'm a prisoner in a chinese computer terminal! | |
565 Hey, I've got it -- let's put on a show! | |
566 Hi, this is Ken. What's the root password? | |
567 Hindsight is an exact science. | |
568 His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. | |
569 His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine. | |
570 History is a race between education and catastrophe. -H. G. Wells | |
571 Hit space to start | |
572 Hodie tempum scriptire in Latinum non habeo. Cras epistlum submissibo. | |
573 Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take yo… | |
574 Home is where / is. | |
575 Honi soit la vache qui rit. | |
576 Hop before you skip. | |
577 Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on peop… | |
578 How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the chapters involving qu… | |
579 How can I take an interest in my work when I don't like it? | |
580 How can you work when the system's so crowded? | |
581 How did the Universe manage to go bang in such an unreasonable way? -PCW… | |
582 How do I love thee? Hand me my calculator... | |
583 How is it far, if you can think of it? | |
584 How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be de… | |
585 How sharper than a child's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent. | |
586 How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child. | |
587 How the elephant got into my pyjamas I'll never know. -Marx, Animal Cra… | |
588 How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers. | |
589 How you look depends on where you go. | |
590 Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly … | |
591 Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -T.S. Eliot | |
592 Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue. | |
593 Hypothesize and test. | |
594 I am Magnus. You are registered in my memory banks... | |
595 I am a high-pressure guy, and I didn't take this job to conduct a going-… | |
596 I am free of the wheel of Maya; I am dead to the dance of life. | |
597 I am large; I contain multitudes. | |
598 I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim. | |
599 I am the beast, I am the Word of the Aeon...I am a hell of a Holy Guru. | |
600 I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can. | |
601 I can call spirits from the vasty deep./Why, so can I, or so can any man. | |
602 I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde. | |
603 I can't decide whether to throw you overboard or just change the way you… | |
604 I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. | |
605 I contradict myself? Very well, then: I contradict myself. I am large. | |
606 I dinna believe she'll hold up much longer, Captin. | |
607 I do not sketch or design a work, I merely begin. -Joan Miro | |
608 I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone | |
609 I don't have a moral plan... I'm a Canadian. -David Cronenberg | |
610 I don't like to walk, and I don't like to paddle. -James Watt | |
611 I don't love you any more since you ate my dog. | |
612 I don't mind your thinking slowly; i mind your publishing faster than yo… | |
613 I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter. | |
614 I hate programs that chdir on you - Boyd Roberts | |
615 I have 36 rolls of 5247 for our use in the laser fridge... | |
616 I have NEVER written a program in C! Narain Gehani | |
617 I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats; I tell them the truth … | |
618 I have everything we will need. | |
619 I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations. | |
620 I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry as I need it… | |
621 I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion. | |
622 I haven't lost my mind. I've got it backed up on tape somewhere. | |
623 I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel. | |
624 I kissed my first cigarette on the herpolhode lying in the invariable pl… | |
625 I kissed my first cigarette on the stage unless someone intends to fire … | |
626 I kissed my first lady and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I… | |
627 I know nothing. -Ken Thompson | |
628 I know the difference between real-real and drug-real. | |
629 I like user-hostile ignorance-based amateur systems. | |
630 I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. | |
631 I love Pascal ... I'm also into leather. | |
632 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. | |
633 I love you. | |
634 I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts. | |
635 I never dringk ... wine. -Bela Lugosi | |
636 I never refuse. I never contradict. I sometimes forget. -Disraeli | |
637 I knew it was coming and I still felt as if I'd swallowed a snowcone who… | |
638 I regard an original error as better than a borrowed truth. -Merton. | |
639 I regard an original error as better than no Moon at all. | |
640 I see no login here! | |
641 I see only darkness in the crystal ball | |
642 I sense something -- a presence I haven't felt since.... | |
643 I taught him everything he knows. Now he knows more. -Randal L. Schwar… | |
644 I thank you from the heart of my bottom. | |
645 I think Isaac Newton is doing most of the driving right now. | |
646 I think my spaceship knows which way to go. | |
647 I think that I shall never see a billboard as lovely as a tree. -Ogden N… | |
648 I think; therefore I am confused. | |
649 I was just going to call you. | |
650 I will not suffer fools gladly, but I will gladly make fools suffer. -Bi… | |
651 I wish I had time to explain dimensional transcendentalism -Dr. Who | |
652 I wish you humans would leave me alone. | |
653 I wonder what will happen if I touch these two wires together. | |
654 I would be perfectly happy being Kepler, [but] I have been Kepler many t… | |
655 I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this! | |
656 I wouldn't marry her to a ten foot Pole. | |
657 I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole. | |
658 I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. | |
659 I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy… | |
660 I'd rather have my mail delivered by Lockheed than ride in a plane built… | |
661 I'll eat it if I'm wrong. I mean a potato. - Danny Sleator | |
662 I'll produce anything that gets high ratings. -Anonymous NBC official | |
663 I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill. | |
664 I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brai… | |
665 I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality. | |
666 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you. | |
667 I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday lif… | |
668 I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. | |
669 I'm sorry, but I've made other plans. | |
670 I've done this before and never had any trouble. | |
671 I've got a ferret sticking up my nose. | |
672 ICIKL: DO I = 1 /* BY +1 FELTETELEZESEVEL */ TO 2*N; | |
673 IOT trap -- core dumped | |
674 IOT trap -- core melted | |
675 If A=B and B=C, then A=C, except where void or prohibited by law. -Roy … | |
676 If Congress must do a painful thing, it must be done in an odd-numbered … | |
677 If God could perform the tricks we do, He'd be a happy man. | |
678 If God had meant Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white. | |
679 If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger … | |
680 If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions? | |
681 If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. | |
682 If God meant for Texans to ski, He would have made them a mountain. | |
683 If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. | |
684 If I could remember the names of all these particles I would have been a… | |
685 If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein | |
686 If I had to choose between System V and 4.2, I'd resign. - Peter Honeyman | |
687 If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. | |
688 If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this b… | |
689 If I should return in my absence, kindly detain me until I get back. | |
690 If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell it to you. -Samuel Goldwyn | |
691 If Lincoln were alive today he would be spinning in his grave. -G. Ford | |
692 If MS/DOS is the only operating system you're ever going to use, then th… | |
693 If a thousand people say a foolish thing, it remains a foolish thing. | |
694 If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusio… | |
695 If anything can go wrong, it will. | |
696 If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success. | |
697 If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment. | |
698 If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four telle… | |
699 If butterflies had teeth like tigers they would never make it out of the… | |
700 If double-bubble inflation did occur, then the shadow world is exponenti… | |
701 If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnatio… | |
702 If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. | |
703 If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills. | |
704 If it ain't broke, don't fix it. | |
705 If it doesn't matter, it does not matter. | |
706 If it happens, it must be possible. | |
707 If it isn't like TECO, it's not worth using. -Rae McLellan | |
708 If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven. | |
709 If it were dangerous they would post a sign... | |
710 If it's boring, turn it off. | |
711 If it's gratitude you want, get a dog. -P. T. Barnum | |
712 If it's not broken, don't fix it. | |
713 If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well. | |
714 If it's worth doing well, it's worth doing. | |
715 If more is better then too much is just enough. | |
716 If music be the breakfast food of love, kindly do not disturb until lunc… | |
717 If some day it should happen that a victim must be found, I've got a lit… | |
718 If the "medium is the message" then the message of low-bandwidth timesha… | |
719 If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else. | |
720 If the coin is heads up don't pick it up. | |
721 If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment. | |
722 If the facts do not support the theory, they must be disposed of. | |
723 If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it elect a new p… | |
724 If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too. | |
725 If there are any resources you need to get this job done, just let us kn… | |
726 If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -Art Hoppe | |
727 If they gave me a goldfish, I would cook it. -Feng Jicai | |
728 If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? | |
729 If voting could change the system, it would be against the law. | |
730 If we turn on the lights fast enough, we'll see what the dark looks like. | |
731 If we'd all been living in California, we wouldn't have worked at ALL. | |
732 If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it. | |
733 If you can't find enough radiation at Ralph's, you can probably do witho… | |
734 If you can't stand the heat, remove your clothing! | |
735 If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman | |
736 If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. | |
737 If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. | |
738 If you don't insist on correct answers, I can make it run as fast as you… | |
739 If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter how you get ther… | |
740 If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. | |
741 If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the … | |
742 If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into yo… | |
743 If you grab the bull by the horns, feathers will fly. | |
744 If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault. | |
745 If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong. | |
746 If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? | |
747 If you know high class quality merchandise, you know this is CHEAP! | |
748 If you start now you might finish on time. | |
749 If you suspect a man, don't employ him. | |
750 If you take the last cup, make a new pot. | |
751 If you take the last pot, make a new cup. | |
752 If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. | |
753 If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it. | |
754 If you think it's hard going to the moon, you should try staying home. | |
755 If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tom… | |
756 If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. K Thomps… | |
757 If you want to have clean ideas, change them like shirts. | |
758 If you were able to count up to infinity I'll bet you would never get ov… | |
759 If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. | |
760 If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. | |
761 If you're not apprehensive then you don't understand the situation. | |
762 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. | |
763 If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better exp… | |
764 Ignore alien orders. | |
765 Ignore previous fortune. | |
766 Ignore the fatal errors. It's O.K. | |
767 Il faut cultiver son jardins. -Voltaire | |
768 Illegal Arbitrator - Line 23 | |
769 Illegitimi non carborundum. | |
770 Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan. | |
771 In Africa the tusks are too firmly rooted, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. | |
772 In addition to a yes and a no, the universe contains a maybe. -D. Finkel… | |
773 In an evolving universe, who stands still moves backwards. | |
774 In any society, the correct pronunciation is the dialect that has an arm… | |
775 In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!". | |
776 In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient. | |
777 In communism Man exploits Man. In capitalism it's the other way around. | |
778 In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders o… | |
779 In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni. | |
780 In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the e… | |
781 In nature there is immediate adjustment but no compulsion. -Chuang Chou | |
782 In order to make an omelette, you have to break a few cooks. | |
783 In rebus mathematicis errores quam minimi non sunt contemnendi. | |
784 In the Unix tradition, vi is intended to be a small tool that does one t… | |
785 In the future, all programmers will be able to use malloc. | |
786 In the land of the blind the one-eyed man can see across the road and pr… | |
787 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. | |
788 In the land of the one-eyed men, the blind have to wear glasses. | |
789 In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it. | |
790 Incest, like charity, begins at home. | |
791 Insanity is always the best defense against boredom. | |
792 Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. -N… | |
793 Intermittent resolutions lack potency. -Robert Silverberg | |
794 Into each life a little fallout must rain. -Baba Rebop | |
795 It got to a point where I had to get a haircut or a violin. -F.D.Rooseve… | |
796 It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. | |
797 It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothin… | |
798 It is a very sad thing nowadays that there is so little useless informat… | |
799 It is absurd to deny the role of fantasy in even the strictest science. … | |
800 It is bad luck to be superstitious. -Andrew W. Mathis | |
801 It is better to have loved and lost -- much better. | |
802 It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost. | |
803 It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark. | |
804 It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness, except… | |
805 It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. -Milton | |
806 It is better to wear out than to rust out. | |
807 It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. | |
808 It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect one. | |
809 It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect? | |
810 It is fruitless to become lachrymal over precipitately departed lacteal … | |
811 It is hard to sit with the turkeys when you soar with the eagles. | |
812 It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the p… | |
813 It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -Hawkwind | |
814 It is the wise bird who builds her nest in a tree. | |
815 It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. -Paul Newman | |
816 It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the fla… | |
817 It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. | |
818 It steam-engines when it becomes steam-engine time. -Charles Fort | |
819 It takes approximately two minutes to reposition the continents from one… | |
820 It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead. | |
821 It works better if you plug it in. | |
822 It would appear that even BTL employees put their pants on one leg at a … | |
823 It would be wise to cut expectations in half. | |
824 It's 5 o'clock. Do you know where your files are? | |
825 It's Your Environment -- Use It Up! | |
826 It's a hardware problem. | |
827 It's a sad woman who buys her own perfume. | |
828 It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it. | |
829 It's a software problem. | |
830 It's a useless but absolutely vital precaution. | |
831 It's an empty head that wears a hairpiece. - Pauline Kael | |
832 It's business doing pleasure with you. | |
833 It's clever, but is it art? | |
834 It's deja vu all over again. | |
835 It's difficult to explain Kleenex to an aborigine. | |
836 It's earlier than you think. | |
837 It's funny how they work so well, even when they're not appropriate. | |
838 It's hard to be humble when you're perfect. | |
839 It's hard to be mellow when you bite your nails. | |
840 It's hard to be mellow when you can't stand up. | |
841 It's hard to love someone who looks down on you because your hands get b… | |
842 It's just a silly native superstition. | |
843 It's later than you think. | |
844 It's lonely at the top, but it's lonelier at the bottom. | |
845 It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. | |
846 It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either. -Boston Mayor Kevin W… | |
847 It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen. | |
848 It's not cool enough for the eighties. | |
849 It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus. | |
850 It's not my fault -- it's a mechanical problem! | |
851 It's not my fault! | |
852 It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things. | |
853 It's not reality that's important, it's how you perceive things. | |
854 It's not the time between the takes that takes the time - it's changing … | |
855 It's not the time it takes to take the takes that takes the time, it's t… | |
856 It's not the years, it's the mileage. | |
857 It's only a game! | |
858 It's simple, clean, it works, and you can get it right now. -Mike O'Dell | |
859 It's some kind of instinct...This was an important place in their lives. | |
860 It's the law: Use a pun, go to prism (for minor refractions of the law o… | |
861 It's the thought, if any, that counts! -Dick Grantges | |
862 It's time to gearshift up from the crawl we've been in to a full trot. -… | |
863 It's worse than being at the theatre. | |
864 Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today. | |
865 Jesus Rodrigues has a 9-inch duck. | |
866 Jesus saves, Moses invests, the Mongol Hoards, but only Buddha pays divi… | |
867 Join me and I will complete your training. | |
868 Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it. | |
869 Just be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. -Will Rogers | |
870 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. | |
871 Justice for the poor is much less popular than revenge on the rich. | |
872 Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis. | |
873 Ken Thompson can't beat Belle. So what? How fast can Seymour Cray add? | |
874 Kids are always the only future the human race has. -William Saroyan | |
875 Kill ugly radio! | |
876 Klaatu barada nikto. | |
877 Kleeneliness is next to Goedeliness. | |
878 Label on a bottle of pills: "Do not take these pills if this label is mi… | |
879 Lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction. | |
880 Lando's not a system, he's a man. He's a gambler, scoundrel. You'd lik… | |
881 Language is a virus from outer space. -William Burroughs. | |
882 Language is all that separates us from the lower animals and the bureauc… | |
883 Last login: Sat Aug 10 09:22:14 on ttym0 | |
884 Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone. | |
885 Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either. | |
886 Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, `Hold, enough!' | |
887 Leadership means taxes. | |
888 Lest men suspect your tale untrue,/Keep probability in view. -John Gay … | |
889 Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. | |
890 Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. | |
891 Let no one unskilled in geometry enter here. -Plato | |
892 Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. | |
893 Let sleeping wraiths lie. | |
894 Let's just take this shortcut across this field. That bull doesn't see … | |
895 Let's look at the record. -Al Smith | |
896 Li'l dollink, always fetful. | |
897 Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. | |
898 Life is a game: whoever dies with the most toys wins. | |
899 Life is a giant shell and we're just processes. | |
900 Life is a mystery -- love is a dancer. | |
901 Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string. | |
902 Life is hard but unjust. | |
903 Life is just a bowl. | |
904 Life is not for everyone. -M. O'Donoghue | |
905 Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. | |
906 Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. | |
907 Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreos. | |
908 Little things come in small packages. | |
909 Live forever, or die trying. | |
910 Live long and perspire. | |
911 Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper. | |
912 Load average too high now (11.358253), please try later | |
913 Local disks are our FORTRAN. -Warren Teitelman | |
914 Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught. | |
915 Longevity is an optimist's heaven and a pessimist's hell. | |
916 Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves. | |
917 Look on my works, oh ye mighty, and giggle. | |
918 Lord? We don't have no lord. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. | |
919 Lose a few, lose a few. | |
920 Losing your servo track is just God's way of saying `BOOGA, BOOGA!' | |
921 Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. | |
922 Love is a many gendered thing. | |
923 Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac. | |
924 Love is only love, but money is forever. | |
925 Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach. | |
926 Love, and do what thou wilt. | |
927 Luchamos contra el Wombat, otra enemigo de la humanidad. -Frente Wombato… | |
928 Luke, don't give in to hate. That leads to the dark side. | |
929 MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING | |
930 Machne oprating at olny tn prcnt eficiency. | |
931 Macro context switch under way, please do not log out! | |
932 Make War, not Love: killing is fun too. -Nicholas von Hoffman | |
933 Make a list of all the facts you know about the universe. | |
934 Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it. -D… | |
935 Make use of whatever advanced technology is available | |
936 Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. | |
937 Making outside money using our computers has resulted in suspension. | |
938 Making sense makes more sense than not making sense. -T. Duff | |
939 Male tyrannosaurs may have used their diminutive front legs to titillate… | |
940 Man cannot live by bread alone: frequently, there must be beverage, too. | |
941 Man cannot live by bread alone; he needs a little peanut butter on it. | |
942 Man has created death. -William Butler Yeats | |
943 Man is in doubt to deem himself a god or beast. -Alexander Pope | |
944 Man is in session. | |
945 Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. | |
946 Man's horizons are bounded by his vision. | |
947 Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. | |
948 Many are called, few volunteer. | |
949 Many are cold, but few are frozen. | |
950 Many pages make a thick book. | |
951 Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. | |
952 Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon. | |
953 Masterpieces make their own rules. | |
954 May I have a large container of coffee? | |
955 May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits. | |
956 May you live all the days of your life. | |
957 May your rolling stone always grow grass that is greener underneath. | |
958 Maybe I should have screwed up. - Ken Thompson | |
959 Mcc may be slow and generate bad code, but it took a long time to develo… | |
960 Medeis ageometretos eisito mou ten stegen. -Plato | |
961 Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. | |
962 Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -Dorothy Parker. | |
963 Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. | |
964 Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it. | |
965 Micronics makes it simple. | |
966 Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out… | |
967 Military justice is to justice as military music is to music. -Clemence… | |
968 Military music is to music as military intelligence is to intelligence | |
969 Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference. | |
970 Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. | |
971 Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot. | |
972 Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure. | |
973 Money cannot buy happiness, but happiness will not buy groceries. | |
974 Money is a terrible thing to follow but a charming thing to meet. | |
975 Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. | |
976 Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love. | |
977 Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in ye… | |
978 Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope/The Lord's anointed temple. -Ma… | |
979 Most users are within a 10 mile radius. | |
980 Mr. President! We cannot allow ... a MINE-SHAFT GAP! | |
981 Multi sunt vocati, pauci vero electi. | |
982 Multilevel standards are like onions. They're smelly and make you cry a … | |
983 My broker is E. F. Hutton, and E. F. Hutton says... | |
984 My karma just ran over your dogma. | |
985 My program is so jammed with clever tricks - GJ Holzmann | |
986 My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the wor… | |
987 NOT NOT NOT ALLOWED | |
988 Naked is the best disguise. | |
989 National security is the chief cause of national insecurity. | |
990 Need a personal problem? Get a personal computer. - C. P. Killian | |
991 Neither a borrower nor a lender be/For loan oft loses both itself and fr… | |
992 Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol. -Strummer/Jones | |
993 Netnews is someone yelling "Anybody wanna buy a used car?" in a crowded … | |
994 Never argue with a fool -- people might not know the difference. | |
995 Never attribute to malice what can be found in scientific american, unde… | |
996 Never buy a case of wine with eleven bottles. | |
997 Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him. | |
998 Never eat anything bigger than your head. | |
999 Never eat in a restaurant that rotates or is above the 10th floor. | |
1000 Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it. | |
1001 Never give a inch! | |
1002 Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken. | |
1003 Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. | |
1004 Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. | |
1005 Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that… | |
1006 Never stow away on a kamikaze plane. | |
1007 Never worry the boss unnecessarily. Don't tell him. | |
1008 New career ideas are worth pursuing. | |
1009 New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt. | |
1010 Niagara Falls is the second-biggest disappointment in a bride's life. -O… | |
1011 Niagara Falls is the wise bird who builds her nest in a chinese computer… | |
1012 Niagara Falls would be much more impressive if it flowed the other way. … | |
1013 Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants. | |
1014 Nihilism should commence with oneself. | |
1015 No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail. | |
1016 No branch is better than its trunk. | |
1017 No directory | |
1018 No directory! Logging in with home=/ | |
1019 No good deed goes unpunished. -Clare Booth Luce. | |
1020 No jaggies! | |
1021 No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in … | |
1022 No mistake is too small to be fixed, but first make sure it's a mistake. | |
1023 No news is good news. | |
1024 No note is too high to be taken down an octave. | |
1025 No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. | |
1026 No two ways about it, there are two sides to every story. | |
1027 No user jobs will be lost because of the crash. | |
1028 Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. | |
1029 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! | |
1030 Nobody goes to the theatre unless suffering from acute bronchitis. | |
1031 Nobody is truly sane until he feels gratitude to the whole universe. | |
1032 Nobody knows anything, or if they do, they are careful to hide the fact. | |
1033 Nobody takes computer graphics seriously, even the guys that do it. -T. … | |
1034 Non serviam. | |
1035 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. | |
1036 Not all the water in a rough rude sea/Can wash the balm from an anointed… | |
1037 Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on Sundays. | |
1038 Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. | |
1039 Nothing difficult is ever easy. -Steve Falco | |
1040 Nothing is as easy as it looks. | |
1041 Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Jo… | |
1042 Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. | |
1043 Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. | |
1044 Nothing is true. Everything is permissible. -Hassan i Sabbah | |
1045 Nothing matters indeed, it's all in your mind... | |
1046 Nothing more certain than incertainties; Fortune is full of fresh variet… | |
1047 Nothing of interest ever happened on this day. | |
1048 Nothing works. No one knows why. And some jerk is talking French. -Bob… | |
1049 Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. | |
1050 Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer in Northern Ca… | |
1051 Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of … | |
1052 O brave new world,/That has such people in't! | |
1053 O dear Ophelia! I am ill at these numbers: I have not art to reckon my g… | |
1054 O.T.O. wants you. | |
1055 OK, I think I understand. | |
1056 OS 360 -- Not uranium. | |
1057 Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. | |
1058 Of all things man is the measure. -Protagoras | |
1059 Oh, don't the days seem lank and long, when all goes right and nothing g… | |
1060 Oh, so there you are! | |
1061 Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. | |
1062 Old age -- it's the only disease that you don't look forward to being cu… | |
1063 Omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum. -Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz | |
1064 On a clear disk you can seek forever. | |
1065 Once TOAD is operational, how frequently would you expect to access TOAD? | |
1066 One Bell System -- it sometimes works. | |
1067 One Bell System -- it works. | |
1068 One bad apple can ruin a snake. | |
1069 One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. -H. L. Mencken | |
1070 One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. | |
1071 One man's Mede is another man's Persian. | |
1072 One picture is worth 128k words. | |
1073 One scythe fits all. | |
1074 One starts life with a swelled head and ends with swelled feet. -Ezra Po… | |
1075 Only %d shopping days until Christmas. | |
1076 Only God can make a random selection. | |
1077 Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an … | |
1078 Only two things are infinite: the universe and human ignorance. -A. Eins… | |
1079 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, or is that ontology recapitulates phil… | |
1080 Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. -Haeckel | |
1081 Ontogeny rehashes phylogeny. | |
1082 Ooh, Andy Tannenbaum? His netnews is SO derivative. | |
1083 Options can cause undesirable operations, so it is important to ensure t… | |
1084 Order ignorant aliens. | |
1085 Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails. | |
1086 Otto's too so-so to toss soot, too sot to toot SOSs. So? | |
1087 Our ancestors may have been ignorant, but they were not stupid. | |
1088 Our sponsor thought it was for ADA. In fact it was for C. | |
1089 Our vision will speed up time, eventually deleting it. -Alexander Schure | |
1090 Out of memory saving lines for undo - try using ed. | |
1091 Out of the mouths of babes comes semi-digested Pablum. | |
1092 Overall there is a smell of fried onions. (fnord) | |
1093 Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs. | |
1094 Panem et circenses, that's what the public wants. | |
1095 Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you. | |
1096 Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, God, I'm so depress… | |
1097 Passing over a black hole temporarily disables ship. | |
1098 Password: | |
1099 People get it into their heads that this is a democracy. Well it isn't.… | |
1100 People never go there anymore; it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra | |
1101 People really shouldn't spread gossip, but what else is it good for? | |
1102 People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the front of the… | |
1103 People usually do what other people have done before them. | |
1104 People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. -Jon Bentley | |
1105 People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle. | |
1106 People who think they know everything greatly annoy us who do. | |
1107 People will buy anything that's one to a customer. | |
1108 Per omnia saecula vombatidae. | |
1109 Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things. | |
1110 Perfect love casteth out fear. | |
1111 Person who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought. | |
1112 Personality is a flimsy thing on which to build an art. -John Cage | |
1113 Philosophy is the Rule of Life. | |
1114 Philosopy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. | |
1115 Physician, bill thyself. | |
1116 Planning dooms most projects. | |
1117 Please log off, the computer is out to get in your room and drink? | |
1118 Please log off, the computer is out to lunch. | |
1119 Please take note: | |
1120 Please to remember the Fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot. | |
1121 Plunk your magic twanger, froggy. | |
1122 Pluralites non est punenda sine necessitate. -Wm. of Occam | |
1123 Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. | |
1124 Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last … | |
1125 Populus vult decipi. | |
1126 Pornography is in the groin of the beholder. -William F. Buckley | |
1127 Post hoc, ergo propter hoc. | |
1128 Post proelium, praemium. | |
1129 Pregnant ropuli. | |
1130 Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -D. E. Knuth | |
1131 Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today! | |
1132 Prevention makes the heart grow fonder. | |
1133 Primate behaviour only changes under the impact of new technology. | |
1134 Pro is to con as progress is to Congress. | |
1135 Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Marquis | |
1136 Programming and puddings demand consistency. | |
1137 Progress is made on alternate Fridays. | |
1138 Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the s… | |
1139 Proofreading is more effective after publication. | |
1140 Proper planning includes admitting that your plan may not work. | |
1141 Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. | |
1142 Put not your trust in money, but your money in trust. | |
1143 Put your mouth where your mouth is. | |
1144 Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got. | |
1145 Quantum mechanics do it with uncertainty. | |
1146 Questions are a burden for others; answers are a prison for oneself. | |
1147 Rain before sunset, dark by midnight. | |
1148 Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. | |
1149 Reach out and grep someone. | |
1150 Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own. | |
1151 Real programmers can't say `lint' without adding `hbaxcu' -Wm Leler | |
1152 Real programs don't eat cache. | |
1153 Reality is for those who can't handle drugs. | |
1154 Reality is good for you...in small doses. | |
1155 Reality is silly-putty. -Paul Krassner | |
1156 Reality seems harsher in the early morning. | |
1157 Reason establishes the foundation of faith. Faith compensates the error … | |
1158 Reason is a universal instrument which can serve on any kind of occasion… | |
1159 Reform always comes from below. No man with four aces asks for a new de… | |
1160 Regnant populi. | |
1161 Rei panta. | |
1162 Religions revolve madly around sexual questions. | |
1163 Remember that "almost" means "not". | |
1164 Remember the Unknown Buffalo. | |
1165 Remember when you asked me to tell you when you were being inconsiderate? | |
1166 Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Pla-gi-a-rize! -Tom Lehrer | |
1167 Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. | |
1168 Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat. | |
1169 Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62. | |
1170 Repetition is a form of change. -B. Eno | |
1171 Research is a great career: you get paid for looking, regardless of resu… | |
1172 Respect you in the morning?! Hell, I don't even respect you now. | |
1173 Restrain your octopus! The canoes are going fishing tomorrow. | |
1174 Ring around the collar. | |
1175 Ring the bell; close the book; quench the candle. | |
1176 Ritual is to the inner sciences what experiment is to the outer sciences… | |
1177 Rog-O-Matic callidus est. | |
1178 Rog-O-Matic perditus est. | |
1179 Rog-O-Matic's not expert enough. It could handle rogue, but it couldn't … | |
1180 Rotten wood can not be carved -Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9) | |
1181 Round numbers are always false. -Samuel Johnson (c. 1750) | |
1182 Rule 5 Violation | |
1183 SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks o… | |
1184 SYS ERROR 0 - no error detected | |
1185 Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm. | |
1186 Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. | |
1187 Save a forest -- eat a beaver! | |
1188 Save the dot files! | |
1189 Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds! | |
1190 Say "no" to long-sleeved shirts!! Support your right to bare arms! | |
1191 Say your prayers, you're going to Zen heaven. | |
1192 Schroedinger might have been here. | |
1193 Schroedinger's cat is sitting on Heisenberg's shoulder and they are both… | |
1194 Scintillate, scintillate, aster minific. | |
1195 Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else. | |
1196 Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. | |
1197 Secret mail has arrived. | |
1198 See that ocean -- that used to be some ocean. -Burt Lancaster in Atlanti… | |
1199 Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may un… | |
1200 Self denial is better than self degradation. | |
1201 Sell everything. Market top has been reached. -Joseph Granville | |
1202 Send not to ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. | |
1203 Señor, if you hurry from here, you will wait longer there. -Mexico taxi… | |
1204 Sex with someone you don't love is just gymnastics--and I hate exercise.… | |
1205 Shadows slick as eels slither through. | |
1206 Share your happiness with others today. | |
1207 She canna take much more o' this, Mr. Spock. | |
1208 Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up! Push Down! Byte, byte, b… | |
1209 Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. | |
1210 Si nummi immunis. | |
1211 Silver is pure. It's been a symbol of justice and purity since the year … | |
1212 Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. | |
1213 Sink or Swim with Teddy! | |
1214 Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. | |
1215 Smile ... tomorrow will be worse. | |
1216 Smoked carp is terrible unless you're out of smoked salmon. | |
1217 Smooth rotation butters no parsnips. -J. W. Tukey | |
1218 Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper. | |
1219 Snob intellectual bachelors can't have fun in San Antonio. -Ted Nelson | |
1220 Snoopy has fleas. | |
1221 Snow Day -- stay home. | |
1222 So long as radicals honor theory over facts, they will continue to disma… | |
1223 So narrow minded is the boss that he has to stack his ideas vertically. | |
1224 Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being. | |
1225 Soft soap often has a high percentage of lye in it. -- Salada Tea | |
1226 Solve et coagule. | |
1227 Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed. -- Francis Bacon | |
1228 Some day this war's gonna end. | |
1229 Some men are discovered; others are found out. | |
1230 Some of us feel that there is a loss of scholarship here, and we're not … | |
1231 Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. | |
1232 Some things are better left unsaid. | |
1233 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -Sigmund Freud | |
1234 Sometimes it seems to me that men are children grown incompetent. -Carl … | |
1235 Sometimes you've gotta give it all you've got, because it just isn't eno… | |
1236 Soon you will be sitting on top of the world. | |
1237 Sooner or later everybody's gotta pay their tab. | |
1238 Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. | |
1239 Space travel is utter bilge. -Sir Richard Van Der Riet Wolley | |
1240 Spare no expense to save money on this one. -Samuel Goldwyn | |
1241 Speaking of poison, I'll see that you get some fresh breakfast immediate… | |
1242 Specialization is for insects. -Robt. A. Heinlein | |
1243 Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers. | |
1244 Split a stick of wood, and the Christ is there, too. | |
1245 Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain. | |
1246 Stack overflow in crawlout. User environment re-initialized. (FATAL$) | |
1247 Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. | |
1248 Status: R | |
1249 Stay away from flying saucers today. | |
1250 Stay away from hurricanes for a while. | |
1251 Stereotypes are one of the worst things in the world. -miteddie!nessus | |
1252 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a laser beam is another matter. | |
1253 Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. | |
1254 Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. | |
1255 Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. | |
1256 Stop worrying, you'll never get out of this world alive. | |
1257 Subject: Re: Re: Clar ... HUMBUG! - Wrongthink st - (nf) | |
1258 Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. | |
1259 Sum quod eris. | |
1260 Sun UNIX 4.2 Release 1.1 (IAS) #1: Tue Jan 29 01:25:15 PST 1985 | |
1261 Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison. | |
1262 Sure [Somoza]'s a son-of-a-bitch, but he's OUR son-of-a-bitch. -F.D. Ro… | |
1263 Surprise due today. Also the rent. | |
1264 Surprise your boss. Get to work on time. | |
1265 Surveillance should precede salientation. | |
1266 System down Tues. am for COBOL compiler installation. | |
1267 System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crash. | |
1268 System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in barrels. | |
1269 System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in half an hour. | |
1270 System going down in 5 minutes. | |
1271 System might crash at any moment. | |
1272 System went down at Fri Dec 13 21:54:56 1901 | |
1273 TERROR IN THE OUTPUT FILE A A | |
1274 TNT allows students the freedom to make mistakes. | |
1275 TSO -- it may be slow, but it's hard to use. | |
1276 Tai Chi is self-defense for people on Quaaludes. | |
1277 Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselv… | |
1278 Take care of your peonies and the dahlias will take care of themselves. | |
1279 Te ayudare a recorder la cantidad a indoctos si releesme bien. | |
1280 Teach it ... phenomenology. | |
1281 Technological unemployment is total today -- 300 years ago we were all f… | |
1282 Tell the girls to slice the ham thin. | |
1283 Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writ… | |
1284 Terminals at home are always in the bedroom. | |
1285 Thank God I'm an atheist. -Aleister Crowley | |
1286 Thank you for choosing UNIX -- batteries not included, some assembly req… | |
1287 That goes against the laws of Physics. | |
1288 That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. | |
1289 That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in its… | |
1290 That which does not kill me makes me stronger. | |
1291 That which does not kill me missed. | |
1292 That which is above is in that which is below. | |
1293 That's as American as pie charts. | |
1294 That's the nice thing about standards -- there's so many to choose from.… | |
1295 The $SIGNON command is a risky practice. | |
1296 The 3B2 Model 100 - the first machine with cat -v in ROM! | |
1297 The Angels want to wear my red shoes. | |
1298 The Beatles? Isn't that Paul McCartney's old band? | |
1299 The Blit is a nice terminal, but it runs emacs. | |
1300 The Constitution gives us freedom of religion, not freedom from religion… | |
1301 The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. | |
1302 The Force is strong with this one. | |
1303 The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet. | |
1304 The Government urges you to remain calm. | |
1305 The Inuit have dozens of words for snow, so why do the Dutch only have o… | |
1306 The Italians make money out of funding their own deficit. | |
1307 The Luddites always lose. Always. | |
1308 The Moral Majority are the people our ancestors came from Europe to esca… | |
1309 The PIXAR -- it's not just a job, it's an adventure. | |
1310 The SUN really is a hunk of junk. - Tom Duff | |
1311 The Tao which can be talked about is not the Tao. -Lao Tzu | |
1312 The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad. | |
1313 The UFO and the BVM seem to be the same phenomenon. -Jacques Vallee | |
1314 The UNIX system is harder to use than a toaster. -Kaare Christian | |
1315 The United States Army: 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progre… | |
1316 The aim of existence is to have clean ideas, change them like shirts. | |
1317 The aim of existence is to offer resistance to the flow of time. | |
1318 The answer you seek is in an envelope. | |
1319 The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. | |
1320 The average legislator is somewhere nearly all the time. -Herb Nore | |
1321 The barge was in my blind spot. - Peter Hobson, Cambridge cox | |
1322 The best prophet of the future is the past. | |
1323 The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have… | |
1324 The boundary condition of the universe is that it has no boundary. - S. … | |
1325 The check is in the mail. | |
1326 The churches must learn humility as well as teach it. | |
1327 The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson. | |
1328 The connotation depends on the beacon. - Mark V. Shaney | |
1329 The contrary of a compound is the aggregate of the contraries of the com… | |
1330 The contrary of an aggregate is the compound of the contraries of the ag… | |
1331 The coroner gave you a clean bill of health. | |
1332 The darkest hour is just before the storm. | |
1333 The dawning of the Information Age is bringing about dramatic changes in… | |
1334 The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous. | |
1335 The difference between a thief and the IRS is that the thief doesn't aud… | |
1336 The difficult we gave up on yesterday, the impossible we are giving up o… | |
1337 The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before. | |
1338 The early worm gets the bird. | |
1339 The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier. | |
1340 The empty fist always makes the deepest wound. | |
1341 The end is closer than you think. | |
1342 The end justifies the meanness. | |
1343 The enemy is ignorance [our own]. -Ezra Pound | |
1344 The eyes believe themselves, the ears believe other people. | |
1345 The fear of the lord was discovered before vitamins. | |
1346 The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ev… | |
1347 The first step in fixing something is getting it to break. | |
1348 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - Henry VI, part II. | |
1349 The fit between the world and the human symbols describing it is never p… | |
1350 The following file systems are due for backup at this time: | |
1351 The fruits of impatience are bitter. | |
1352 The function of the sun is not to help the cabbages along. - Flaubert | |
1353 The further you get, the better it looks. | |
1354 The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.) | |
1355 The future isn't what it used to be. -Arthur C. Clarke | |
1356 The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fool… | |
1357 The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing … | |
1358 The hardest part of raising children is teaching them to ride bicycles. | |
1359 The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the… | |
1360 The human brain is not a pretty sight. | |
1361 The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange prote… | |
1362 The invention of the multiple-choice exam was the death blow to competen… | |
1363 The judge's jokes are always funny. | |
1364 The ketchup of sorrow is better than the mustard of happiness. | |
1365 The last twenty-nine days of the month are the worst. -Nicola Tesla | |
1366 The lion will lie down with the lamb, but the lamb won't get much sleep. | |
1367 The love of money is the mucilage of many a tragic friendship -Stuart Mc… | |
1368 The man of knowledge can see several things at once. | |
1369 The map is not the territory. -A. E. Van Vogt, in World of Null-A | |
1370 The measure of the rigor of a science is the index of its ability to pre… | |
1371 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are careful to hide the fact. | |
1372 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are pronounced "o". | |
1373 The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse. | |
1374 The more complicated the mind, the more simple the play. | |
1375 The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again. | |
1376 The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. | |
1377 The move of bambam functionality to the new AP bugs is re-scheduled to F… | |
1378 The nervous system sees no color, feels no pain. -T. Leary | |
1379 The null string has always been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein | |
1380 The null string has always been a productive source of off-by-0 errors. | |
1381 The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. - … | |
1382 The number of approved [COBOL] subsets has been reduced from 104,976 to … | |
1383 The official state animal of New York is the cabbie. | |
1384 The official state tree of North Dakota is the telephone pole? | |
1385 The one interesting fact about the Diplodocus is that the accent is on t… | |
1386 The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race. | |
1387 The only one who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. | |
1388 The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbor… | |
1389 The only sure things in life are net.suicide and net.taxes. | |
1390 The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk. | |
1391 The only way out of a circle is through the center. | |
1392 The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings. | |
1393 The opposite of a trivial truth is false; the opposite of a great truth … | |
1394 The pale companion is not for our pomp. | |
1395 The pearl the squirrel the girl hit bit split. | |
1396 The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain. | |
1397 The play's the thing/Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. | |
1398 The plural of spouse is spice. | |
1399 The polhode rolls without slipping on the herpolhode lying in the invari… | |
1400 The problem with a just economy is, who runs the Bureau of Economic Just… | |
1401 The prudent man does not hold his breath. | |
1402 The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that ontology recapitu… | |
1403 The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that they are pronounc… | |
1404 The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. | |
1405 The rich man has his motor car, His country and his town estate. He smo… | |
1406 The screen rectangle must be charged with emotion. Hitchcock | |
1407 The sheep - symbolic creature of docility, sacrifice and stupidity. | |
1408 The shorter the line, the slower it moves. | |
1409 The shortest distance between two points is off the wall. | |
1410 The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -Noelie… | |
1411 The skeletons in the cupboard will all come out in the wash. | |
1412 The solution to the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the prob… | |
1413 The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. | |
1414 The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple some… | |
1415 The sterile pleasure of being right tends to get stale in the course of … | |
1416 The strength of a nation lies in the integrity of its homes. -Confucius | |
1417 The stylus is more potent than the claymore. | |
1418 The sword he sang a song of death/But could not make the sickle yield. … | |
1419 The thing about Chinatown is, you can never be sure of anything down the… | |
1420 The three laws of physics: f=ma; things fall down; you can't push a rope. | |
1421 The tide of change approaches. | |
1422 The time is right to make new friends. | |
1423 The unexamined life is not worth examining. | |
1424 The universe is laughing behind your back. | |
1425 The vanity of teaching often tempteth a man to forget that he is a block… | |
1426 The voice of the people is odd,/It is, and it is not, the voice of God. … | |
1427 The wheels of justice grind slow but fine. | |
1428 The whole UNIX operating system was ripped off electronically. | |
1429 The whole UNIX operating system whose documentation fits in a chinese co… | |
1430 The wise shepherdess never trusts her flock to a smiling wolf. | |
1431 The world cannot be understood from a single point of view. -Eleanor Ro… | |
1432 The world ended yesterday-this is only a dream! | |
1433 The world ended yesterday-why are you still here? | |
1434 The world is a conspiracy of the unthinking against the unwitting. | |
1435 The world is all that is the case. -Wittgenstein | |
1436 The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books! | |
1437 Them that dishes it out need not fall over every time someone blows hard. | |
1438 There are more old drunkards than old doctors. | |
1439 There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,/Than are dreamt of i… | |
1440 There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream. | |
1441 There are no color bars in Cuba. | |
1442 There are only three kinds of proof: induction, exhaustion, and intimid… | |
1443 There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who are, and those w… | |
1444 There is a 10% penalty for getting yourself killed. | |
1445 There is a fly on your nose. | |
1446 There is a person with a shovel behind you ready to crack open your skul… | |
1447 There is a tide in the affairs of men/Which, taken at the flood, leads o… | |
1448 There is a world in which this sentence ends with a different word. | |
1449 There is no bottom to worse. | |
1450 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. | |
1451 There is no gift like the present. | |
1452 There is no governor anywhere; you are absolutely free. | |
1453 There is no language in our lungs. | |
1454 There is no present like the TIMES. | |
1455 There is no present like time. | |
1456 There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde | |
1457 There is no time like the pleasant. | |
1458 There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building. | |
1459 There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax. | |
1460 There must be a minimum of two responsible people per subdomain. - Mark … | |
1461 There used to be men and women. Now there are men and persons. | |
1462 There was a phone call for you. | |
1463 There'll always be an England - if not it would be necessary to invent o… | |
1464 There's a broken light for every heart on Broadway. | |
1465 There's a difference between ethical people and nice people. You can't … | |
1466 There's a divinity that shapes our ends,/Rough-hew them how we will. | |
1467 There's a sucker reborn every minute. | |
1468 There's always one more bug. | |
1469 There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go. | |
1470 There's insanity in my family; starting with me, tonight. | |
1471 There's no place like home. | |
1472 There's no room in the drug world for amateurs. | |
1473 There's something in this universe that I don't understand. -T. Duff | |
1474 These calculations even schoolchildren can master in three-four days. -M… | |
1475 These numbers DO NOT appear to belong to anybody: 315 323 372 375 602 76… | |
1476 These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world. - Josep… | |
1477 They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... -- last words of Gen. John… | |
1478 They laughed at Copernicus; they laughed at Galileo; they laughed at Boz… | |
1479 They live happiest who have forgiven most. | |
1480 They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk was played by William Shatne… | |
1481 They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk wore cottons and wools and t… | |
1482 They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid! | |
1483 Things always look darkest just before they go totally black. -Col. Han… | |
1484 Things are more like they are now then they have ever been before. -Dwig… | |
1485 Things are more like they used to be than they are new. | |
1486 Things are more like they used to be than they are now. | |
1487 Things are only as bad as they are and can only get worse if they do! | |
1488 Things that go without saying go even better if they are said. -Talleyr… | |
1489 Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face. | |
1490 Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer cras… | |
1491 This *means* something. -R. Neary | |
1492 This algorithm is prevented in the style of Dijkstra's guarded cowhands. | |
1493 This fortune intentionally not included. | |
1494 This fortune is inoperative. Please try another. | |
1495 This fortune is self-explanatory, once you understand it. | |
1496 This fortune left blank intentionally. | |
1497 This fortune was not meant for you. | |
1498 This is Emmanuel. I got him from Emmanuel Training School. He's Emmanuel… | |
1499 This is a full standard Kernighan & Ritchie C compiler. | |
1500 This machine does not exist! Boy am I confused! | |
1501 This refutation can only be refuted by a proof. - van den Herik 1985 | |
1502 This space available. Call 686-7600 for details. | |
1503 This statement is a lie. | |
1504 This system hasn't crashed in ages. | |
1505 This terminal is not for your use, please log off! | |
1506 This time for sure! | |
1507 This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget i… | |
1508 This will hurt me more than it hurts you. | |
1509 Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. | |
1510 Those who can't write, write manuals. | |
1511 Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate. | |
1512 Those who can, do; those who can't, write. | |
1513 Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work f… | |
1514 Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. | |
1515 Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose. | |
1516 Those who talk don't know. Those who don't talk, know. | |
1517 Thrashing is just before they go totally black. -Col. Hannibal Smith | |
1518 Thrashing is just virtual crashing. | |
1519 Three shoes do not a hat make. | |
1520 Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. -Mark Twa… | |
1521 Time ends here, please go back the way you came. | |
1522 Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana. | |
1523 Time is nature's way of making more anarchy. | |
1524 Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at on… | |
1525 Time is three eyes and eight elbows. | |
1526 Timesharing just doesn't work. -K. Thompson, 1982. | |
1527 To be clear is professional; not to be clear is unprofessional. -- Sir E… | |
1528 To be is to be related. | |
1529 To be or not to be, those are the parameters. | |
1530 To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize … | |
1531 To cross again is not to cross. | |
1532 To err is human, to forgive is not libary [sic] policy. quoted by Herb C… | |
1533 To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer! | |
1534 To err is human; that's why I'm comfortable around Gods. | |
1535 To express e, remember to memorize a sentence to simplify this. | |
1536 To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. | |
1537 To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. | |
1538 To live without clocks is to live forever. -RLS | |
1539 To make an enemy, do someone a favor. | |
1540 To make an omelette, you have to paint it. | |
1541 To play billiards well is a sign of an ill-spent youth. | |
1542 To possess another language is to possess another soul. -Charles V | |
1543 Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official. | |
1544 Today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life. | |
1545 Today is yesterday's tomorrow. | |
1546 Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles -- Sunsweet marches on. | |
1547 Together we must rise to higher and higher platitudes. -Richard Daley | |
1548 Together we will rule the galaxy, father and son. Luke...it is your des… | |
1549 Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree. | |
1550 Too Much. | |
1551 Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -Mae West | |
1552 Torque is cheap. | |
1553 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. | |
1554 Toto, I've a feeling we're not in any immediate danger of having just co… | |
1555 Toutes choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut tou… | |
1556 Transformation is invested with the mysterious and the painful. | |
1557 Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow. | |
1558 Tres sabios hubo en el mundo, Adan, Solomom y Raymundo. | |
1559 Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level. | |
1560 Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing. | |
1561 Trust Me. | |
1562 Trust him, but still keep your eyes open. | |
1563 Truth is only skin deep. | |
1564 Truth is the ultimate weapon; fortunately no one has perfected it yet. -… | |
1565 Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.) | |
1566 Try `stty 0' -- it works much better. | |
1567 Try a new system or a different approach. | |
1568 Try again | |
1569 Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. | |
1570 Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. | |
1571 Tu aideras a rappeler ta quantite a beaucoup de docteurs amis. | |
1572 Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks. | |
1573 Two fish in the sky are worth more than a bird in the sea. | |
1574 Two heads are better than a bath and a half. | |
1575 Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wrights make airplanes. | |
1576 U.S. out of OAKLAND! | |
1577 UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. | |
1578 UNIX acts as an equalizer of the hardware playing field. J. Scanlon | |
1579 Unbidden guests/Are often welcomest when they are gone. | |
1580 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. | |
1581 Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no `cure.' | |
1582 Unix is the only significant operating system whose documentation fits i… | |
1583 Unix never says `please.' -- Rob Pike | |
1584 Unix soit qui mal y pense. | |
1585 Unix: from now on, consider it dead. -Mike O'Dell | |
1586 Unknown Jerome's -- Dorothy's desk -- $.25 while they last!! | |
1587 Using 4.2 in this hospital is a great idea. | |
1588 Usura contra naturum est. | |
1589 Usus, Quen penes arbitrium est, et jus, et norma loquendi. -Horace | |
1590 VAX/VMS -- Software for the 60's. | |
1591 VAX/VMS is like a nightmare about RSX. | |
1592 Veni, vidi, maeni, mo, cacha tigrem baedas to, iffi hollers, ledem go, v… | |
1593 Versatility is one of your outstanding traits. | |
1594 Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars. | |
1595 Vigilia pretium libertatis. | |
1596 Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -Salvador Hardin | |
1597 Viva Nuestra Señora Guadalupe y jueron gubernacion mala. -Father Hidal… | |
1598 Vivaldi did not write 600 concerti grossi. He wrote the same one 600 ti… | |
1599 Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit. | |
1600 Vote anarchist. | |
1601 Vox populi, vox Dei. -Alcuin | |
1602 WAR IS PEACE. INFORMATION IS SLAVERY. OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS. | |
1603 Warning: I brake for no apparent reason. | |
1604 Warning: perch lorethylene may harm plastic | |
1605 Warning: this fortune may change your life. | |
1606 Wars do not log out! | |
1607 Waste not, get your budget cut next year. | |
1608 Wasting time is an important part of living. | |
1609 Watch out for quantum ducks: Quark! Quark! | |
1610 We aim to please, but our aim is bad. | |
1611 We are experiencing network trouble -- do not adjust your illegal descra… | |
1612 We are faced with an insurmountable opportunity. -W. Kelley | |
1613 We are not in any immediate danger of having solutions that exceed the n… | |
1614 We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -von B… | |
1615 We continue to overlook the fact that work has become a leisure activity. | |
1616 We did it for nothing, we did it in an hour, and the whole thing worked. | |
1617 We don't care, we don't have to-- we used to be the phone company. | |
1618 We don't know half of what we know. | |
1619 We don't need a standard; Kernighan & Ritchie completely defines the lan… | |
1620 We haul ours to kick theirs. | |
1621 We have a really challenging assignment for you. | |
1622 We have lost our little Hanner in a very painful manner. - Max Adeler. | |
1623 We have met the enemy, and he is us. -Walt Kelly | |
1624 We have the finest politicians money can buy. | |
1625 We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. | |
1626 We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. -F… | |
1627 We never stand still longer than it takes to have an argument. | |
1628 We offer every assistance short of actual help. | |
1629 We place no reliance/on Virgin or pigeon;/Our method is science,/Our aim… | |
1630 We regard matrimony as a sort of friendship recognized by the police. | |
1631 We retard what we cannot repel, we palliate what we cannot cure. -Johnson | |
1632 We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. | |
1633 We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in a… | |
1634 We shall never understand one another until we reduce the language to se… | |
1635 We should acknowledge the 10000-year sheep heritage of mankind. - Judge … | |
1636 We try harder, they do better. | |
1637 We use it but we do not love it. -Goethe | |
1638 We want no foreign rulers - fight the metric system. | |
1639 We won't need reservations. | |
1640 We would like to apologize for the following announcement: | |
1641 We'll burn that bridge when we come to it... | |
1642 We're going up there this weekend and I'm gonna get so roaring, stinkin'… | |
1643 We're scientists. We have to do things we hate -- that even sicken us. | |
1644 We're too close to System Test. | |
1645 We've lost 4 crays to the open environment. | |
1646 Welcome to the working week. | |
1647 Well, the handwriting is on the Titanic, why not go gentle into that goo… | |
1648 Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -Joe E. Lewis | |
1649 Well, we had Chinese food again for lunch. | |
1650 What I like about scientists is that they are a team, so that one need n… | |
1651 What I tell you three times is true. -The Hunting of the Snark. | |
1652 What did you throw that book I wanted to be read to out of about Down Un… | |
1653 What distinguishes good software from poor software is customer satisfac… | |
1654 What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (s… | |
1655 What do you mean the 8080 & the 6502 are incompatible? They're both NMO… | |
1656 What does it mean if there is no fortune for you? | |
1657 What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. | |
1658 What good are the games if you ain't got the power? | |
1659 What good is someone who can walk on water if you can't follow in his fo… | |
1660 What have you done for Vic lately? | |
1661 What if I go to New York and can't trust a menu? | |
1662 What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -Thomas Hewitt Key | |
1663 What is now proved was once only imagined. -William Blake | |
1664 What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket. | |
1665 What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. | |
1666 What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -Peter S. Beagle | |
1667 What's in a name? That which we call a rose/By any other name would smel… | |
1668 What's it all about? We're all tools. Life's just a crock. | |
1669 What's the point to combing your hair when it's grey and thinning? | |
1670 When all else fails, read the instructions. | |
1671 When all is said and done, a lot more is said than done. | |
1672 When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states. -Wil… | |
1673 When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races. | |
1674 When better machines are built, greg will break them. | |
1675 When better machines are built, jks will break them, and td will bitch a… | |
1676 When bigger machines are built, scj will saturate them. | |
1677 When does later become never? | |
1678 When everyone's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking. | |
1679 When faced with the obvious -- look elsewhere. | |
1680 When faced with two evils, one asks why only two? | |
1681 When four sit to conspire, three are government agents, and the other a … | |
1682 When in doubt, lead trump. | |
1683 When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles; scream and shout. | |
1684 When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. | |
1685 When more and more people are out of work unemployment will result. -Cal… | |
1686 When the Lord gets ready, you got to move. | |
1687 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. | |
1688 When the going gets tough, the tough hold meetings. | |
1689 When the map and the terrain disagree, trust the terrain. -Swiss army ap… | |
1690 When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to … | |
1691 When time permits, your personal life will be exciting. | |
1692 When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be first to lie down and … | |
1693 When you are over the hill, you pick up speed. | |
1694 When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do. | |
1695 When you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then DO! | |
1696 Whenever I see his fingernails, I thank God I don't have to look at his … | |
1697 Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I haven't tried be… | |
1698 Whenever the Queen comes to New Zealand the Maori people suffer a disast… | |
1699 Where do you think you are, Civilization? | |
1700 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. -Wittgenstein | |
1701 While I see many hoof-marks going in, I see none coming out. - Aesop. | |
1702 Who can worry about a super-hero who vanishes when you change channels? | |
1703 Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me? | |
1704 Who is the slayer, who the slain? Speak... -Sophocles, Oedipus Rex | |
1705 Who knows if there are any answers? -Edmund G. Brown, Jr. | |
1706 Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink? | |
1707 Who ordered that? -I.I. Rabi on the discovery of the muon | |
1708 Who's afraid of Louisa May Alcott? | |
1709 Whom the gods must destroy they first must drive insane. | |
1710 Why be a second rate Ravel when you can be a first rate Gershwin? | |
1711 Why do they have this marked "Danger, do not touch"? | |
1712 Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3D movies with. | |
1713 Why don't we store the blank punch cards on disk, and get rid of all tho… | |
1714 Why is it called a stream I/O system when the data flows both ways? | |
1715 Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes? | |
1716 Why worry about tomorrow, when today is so far off? | |
1717 Will nobody help the widow's son? | |
1718 With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. | |
1719 With redeeming social value like yours, no wonder you're obscene. | |
1720 With the wind in the east I can tell an eagle from a hammer. | |
1721 With/Without -- and who denies it's what the fighting's all about? | |
1722 Without alkaloids, life itself would be impossible. | |
1723 Wombat omnia vincet. | |
1724 Wombs not bombs | |
1725 Women seldom show dimples to guys who have pimples. | |
1726 Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like h… | |
1727 Words are the voice of the heart. | |
1728 Words must be weighed, not counted. | |
1729 Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -C.N. Parkin… | |
1730 Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. | |
1731 Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. | |
1732 Y drag goch yr y gchwyn! | |
1733 Yamata wasami shuza. | |
1734 Yea, from the table of my memory/I'll wipe away all trivial fond records. | |
1735 Yes, the red switch. | |
1736 Yesterday's sensation is today's calibration and tomorrow's background. … | |
1737 Yogsothoth Neblod Zin. | |
1738 You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for yo… | |
1739 You are going to have a new love affair. | |
1740 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. | |
1741 You are original and creative. | |
1742 You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stu… | |
1743 You auto buy now. | |
1744 You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior exe… | |
1745 You can get HELP any time you are using TEACH by returning to the comman… | |
1746 You can lead a horticulture but you cannot make her think. - Dorothy Par… | |
1747 You can observe a lot just by watching. -Yogi Berra | |
1748 You can tell a man by the company that keeps him. | |
1749 You can't beat the bugs. | |
1750 You can't build a bomb at 300 baud. | |
1751 You can't capitalize your cake and expense it too. | |
1752 You can't comb a hairy ball smooth. | |
1753 You can't fall off the floor. | |
1754 You can't forward backward. - Dave Nowitz | |
1755 You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME | |
1756 You can't have everything -- where would you put it? | |
1757 You can't miss it. | |
1758 You can't teach a dead dog new tricks. | |
1759 You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game. | |
1760 You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting. | |
1761 You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it. | |
1762 You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels. | |
1763 You cannot cross a chasm in two steps. | |
1764 You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. | |
1765 You cook it, you sell it. | |
1766 You dialed 5483 | |
1767 You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. | |
1768 You don't have to play tennis any more, or talk to anyone who does. | |
1769 You don't really want to know what the future holds for you. | |
1770 You had mail. | |
1771 You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. | |
1772 You have been selected for a secret mission. | |
1773 You have been transfixed by the gaze of the Edlund.--More-- | |
1774 You have bills. | |
1775 You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business. | |
1776 You have made an excellent hit on the UNIX.--More-- | |
1777 You have mail. | |
1778 You have personal talents that are attractive to others. Be sure to use… | |
1779 You have plate mail. | |
1780 You have slowmail. | |
1781 You have snails. | |
1782 You have splint mail. | |
1783 You have taken yourself too seriously. | |
1784 You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. | |
1785 You know, Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. | |
1786 You know, you never know. | |
1787 You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark! | |
1788 You make the megabucks, I make the nanobucks...it's YOUR problem. | |
1789 You may be recognized soon. Hide. | |
1790 You may enjoy the infamous PEOPLExpress snack pack for one dollar. | |
1791 You may have a friend at the Chase Manhattan but at our bank you have me… | |
1792 You might have mail. | |
1793 You need not worry about your future - it's going to be rotten. | |
1794 You never know what you don't know, you know? | |
1795 You now have Asian Flu. | |
1796 You press the button, and we'll do the rest. | |
1797 You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway. | |
1798 You scream and you leap. | |
1799 You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider. | |
1800 You should go home. | |
1801 You tend to be shy when undressing outdoors. | |
1802 You want it bad, you'll get it bad. | |
1803 You weren't here so we did it anyway. | |
1804 You will attend a party where strange customs prevail. | |
1805 You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself. | |
1806 You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. | |
1807 You will be surprised by a loud noise. | |
1808 You will feel hungry again in another hour. | |
1809 You will get a better gorilla effect if you use as big a piece of paper … | |
1810 You will make a small sum by investing in a business project. | |
1811 You will make a small sum disappear by investing in a business project. | |
1812 You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily. | |
1813 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. | |
1814 You will step on the night soil of many countries. | |
1815 You win some, you lose some, and some go into extra innings. | |
1816 You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to… | |
1817 You'll just have to sleep faster tonight. | |
1818 You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days. | |
1819 You're so bossy you ought to be milked before you come home at night. | |
1820 You're so ugly you couldn't even get a better mouse. | |
1821 You're so ugly you couldn't even get a date with an automated bank telle… | |
1822 You've always got the option of having just committed suicide! | |
1823 You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture. | |
1824 Your First Amendment ends where the next person's Bill of Rights begins.… | |
1825 Your best dreams may not come true; but then neither will your worst dre… | |
1826 Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize. | |
1827 Your editor doesn't always know best. | |
1828 Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive | |
1829 Your empty file directory has been deleted. | |
1830 Your intuition is excellent but another viewpoint could be helpful. | |
1831 Your login has been changed. | |
1832 Your love life will be happy and harmonious. | |
1833 Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is tru… | |
1834 Your opponent wouldn't fight if he didn't think he had a chance. | |
1835 Your password is pitifully obvious. | |
1836 Your present plans are going to succeed. | |
1837 Your supervisor is thinking about you. | |
1838 Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true. | |
1839 Zero is greater than minus zero, but don't ask by how much. -6600 ref. m… | |
1840 `By the way, microcode is no big deal. You can emulate it in random log… | |
1841 `Compared to academic politics, political politics is a nice, clean game… | |
1842 `Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.' | |
1843 `He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes..… | |
1844 `I saw it with my own eyes' means you wanted to see it. | |
1845 `Otto' spelled inside out is `toot.' | |
1846 `Qvid me anxivs svm?' | |
1847 `She read her boyfriend's mind, and they're no longer going together,' M… | |
1848 `The time (6:39 pm) has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things.… | |
1849 `The time has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...' | |
1850 `We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.' | |
1851 ``I'm a hugger, I'm a tactile politician,'' Turner said. | |
1852 `is false when preceded by its quotation' is false when preceded by its … | |
1853 `is not a sentence' is not a sentence. | |
1854 awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]; record number 3.55646e-311 | |
1855 awk: illegal statement 206620 | |
1856 bad input char: .Ppm{=P!*@)Z9oFPp|*?)Z9pv9i%Su$^J)48%K_e239GM#ffoq!!!"!… | |
1857 beware of component 3730 | |
1858 cc: warning: -g disables -O | |
1859 chess tonight | |
1860 dis: invalid general addressing mode (e8); notify disassembler implement… | |
1861 f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr pgmng. | |
1862 f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n tk wr | |
1863 f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd. | |
1864 fortune: Command not found. | |
1865 fortune: not found | |
1866 ftp> Globbing off. | |
1867 ftp> Globbing on. | |
1868 grep: RE error 41: No remembered search string. | |
1869 gt: warning -- bad idea to override alpha computation on matted-to-black… | |
1870 He who lives by the nit dies by the pick. | |
1871 invalid control line !!! | |
1872 itiprobe says hi | |
1873 jim is a nice editor except that it runs on the Blit. -- W. Joy | |
1874 no shell. | |
1875 non-positive output count: .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… | |
1876 not not not Algol | |
1877 panic: trap | |
1878 pic: 5 X 58008 picture shrunk to 0.000603365 X 7 | |
1879 pm monday am | |
1880 reading symbols...done | |
1881 size: a.out: bad magic | |
1882 startup: system error -- directory deleted | |
1883 struct sleaziness { char *pleasure; int alchemically; }; | |
1884 too much. | |
1885 ucode rev x62 | |
1886 unknown troff command: We will interpret typing statements A@imp#M:@gr(s… | |
1887 unseal: invalid length | |
1888 usend: /usr/asp/spool filesystem is exhausted | |
1889 uucp failed completely (11) | |
1890 uucp failed partially: 0 file(s) sent; 1 error(s) | |
1891 uuxqt cmd (rnews ) status (ucsfcgl!uucp 256) | |
1892 values of β will give rise to dom! | |
1893 warning: vector size unknown: p[i][j] means *(*(p+i)+j) | |
1894 There's no backspace in real life. - P.J.Weinberger | |
1895 When a musk ox goes faster than an amble, he has formed an intention. | |
1896 Verb is a noun. | |
1897 Verb is not a verb. | |
1898 Verb is not a verb, unless it's verbed. | |
1899 Version 8 Unix style Ritchie streams. | |
1900 Space shuttle experience is more common than C++ | |
1901 CA002 - [CAL] ASSEMBLY TIME: 0.000000 CPU SECONDS | |
1902 Within her left armpit only the fish called raawaru are there. | |
1903 In her right armpit, snapper only are the fish of that place. | |
1904 In days of yore, the crab and the crayfish lived in the forest. | |
1905 "C" is as portable as Stonehedge!! | |
1906 Any mail routed through "emacs" will probably fail without benefit of a … | |
1907 Although the moon is only 1/100 the size of the earth, it is much furthe… | |
1908 Never walk across a river that has an average depth of four feet. | |
1909 chdir: ?I/O error: `I/O error' | |
1910 ON SATURDAY SUPERMAN WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR A MAJOR HARDWARE RECONFI… | |
1911 03:23:33 0.0017 USER CLOSE CALLS - … | |
1912 It's clear that buzzwording is a factor. | |
1913 Dallas stands for culture with a 'K'. | |
1914 Huge directory ./src/port --call administrator | |
1915 CC119 - Dead code generated for vacuous expr. | |
1916 Resent-Comment: It's not OUR mailer. Maybe it's yours. | |
1917 * Method As described above, see details below. | |
1918 Take your hands off me. | |
1919 You don't have to give me all the gory details about how you got hepatit… | |
1920 Who's the big cheese around here? | |
1921 What a surprise to find you here alone! | |
1922 Ouch! That feels good! | |
1923 How exciting to see you in traction again! | |
1924 Either I've been missing something, or nothing has been going on. | |
1925 You crossed my mind, but you didn't stay there. | |
1926 Should you die, I'd go mad so I could talk to you all the time. | |
1927 If you'll take me where I want to go, I'll take you where you think we a… | |
1928 If snow is wet, what is light? | |
1929 If your intentions are really good, I'll never understand them. | |
1930 Whatever happens, happens because it must. | |
1931 Get out, and take your mucus with you. | |
1932 I wanna lick the syrup off your hotcakes. | |
1933 I've got you under my skin; moreover, you've invaded my lymph. | |
1934 All I do is wait for your clumsy hands to make mincemeat of my apparel. | |
1935 More than just a book -- it's a major piece of torture. | |
1936 Great men are not always idiots. | |
1937 Unrequited love's a bore. -- Billie Holiday | |
1938 I wish people wouldn't say "Excuse me" when I WANT them to step on my fe… | |
1939 Life is a stage attacked by an idiot. | |
1940 No one wants to get into his grave still feeling frisky. -- Quentin Crisp | |
1941 (warning) data origin prohibits saving reloc bits | |
1942 ## wc is a Berkeley-ism, I think. | |
1943 Boost, don't knock | |
1944 NEW fsname = x, NEW volname = 49a126 -- DEL if wrong!! | |
1945 New Jersey has more people per capita than any other state.- Alan Karche… | |
1946 Significantly improved programming is only a reply card away. | |
1947 An AI journal without hype? That's like a hot air balloon without the ho… | |
1948 UNIX is a trademark of AT&T in the U.S.A. and other countries. | |
1949 554 Who are you? | |
1950 Anything is possible, and it usually does. - John Lions | |
1951 When you become a streetwalker, you don't write home very much. | |
1952 Few forgive without a fuss. | |
1953 Your contraption is better than mine. | |
1954 Very well, I'll slick your hair down myself. | |
1955 If Lucifer confesses, we'll let the rest of you go. | |
1956 pass 2 error:(file ) more than 100 args? | |
1957 in read: Error 0 | |
1958 There's a time and a place for spontaneity. | |
1959 I am a little more weird today than normal. - Andrew Hume | |
1960 You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to. | |
1961 If nothing is pressing, putter around at this or that. | |
1962 Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final. | |
1963 If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some. | |
1964 There's going to be no serious problem after this. - Ken Thompson | |
1965 If you can stick your finger in it, you can hang from it. -Andrew Hume | |
1966 Life's a bitch and then your feet wear down. - Dennis Ritchie | |
1967 Thank you for using AT&T! | |
1968 Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead. | |
1969 Nepal premier won't resign. | |
1970 Surprises unlikely in Indiana. | |
1971 University of Rochester decides to keep name. | |
1972 In the long run, we are all dead. -Keynes | |
1973 Debate goes on over the nature of reality. | |
1974 Reach out and Boyer-Moore egrep someone. | |
1975 The solution is to increase the size of the manuals. - Mark V. Shaney | |
1976 `C' is for `core dumped.' | |
1977 redefinition: GLOBL 153352(gok(-118))[A7*16],gok(-116)/-93748817… | |
1978 The electron: May it never be of use to anybody. - toast at the Cavendis… | |
1979 Delivered-Automatically-By: the Magical Vacatioin Program | |
1980 Wretches, utter wretches, keep your hands from beans! | |
1981 Abstain wholly from laurel leaves. | |
1982 init: /dev/console: getty failing, sleeping | |
1983 25% of all books from Bell Labs are written by Narain Gehani. | |
1984 Try to clear up differences with associates | |
1985 * W * :test$cstatic$chatypedef$st$int$$cnt$$unsigned$$unsigned$$char$$f… | |
1986 The atom of hydrogen contains about a thousand electrons. - J.J. Thomson… | |
1987 The unique power of UNIX (UPOU) is that vi includes awk. | |
1988 Yes, I want a drink. Alcoholic, of course; after the heavy sessions reg… | |
1989 * W * :../os/main.c: 64: CC042 - Instruction Will Cause Infinite Loop | |
1990 But issues remain in the AT&T Information Systems unit. | |
1991 The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton | |
1992 Michigan House Fails to Override Veto of Medicaid Abortion Ban. | |
1993 The -v option increases user-friendliness. | |
1994 Every good joke has a short punch line. | |
1995 What is the origin of the Grand Canyon? A Scotsman lost a nickel. | |
1996 Sentence without verb. | |
1997 mh/toy/forbes deferred for sequence | |
1998 "":5:operands of ++ have incompatible types | |
1999 How do you explain that you changed your mind when you changed your hat?… | |
2000 The Devil Still Exists, Says Pope, Contradicting Polls | |
2001 When andrew asks you to type pwd for him, don't do it. | |
2002 Variable syntax. | |
2003 WARNING: You may see display garbage as a result of this action. | |
2004 WYSIWYG processing and a "vi"-like user interface - the best of both wor… | |
2005 strip: arno: bad magic | |
2006 There appears to be a paper jam, dammit p&P6. | |
2007 As Maine goes, so goes Vermont. -Alf Landon | |
2008 If you enter a village where everyone is lame, eventually you will start… | |
2009 That's the way I got promoted, by eating everything. -pjw | |
2010 charge.c: 163: CC001 - Internal Compiler Error 69 . Debug: (412127)req… | |
2011 In 1974 it was hard to find anyone who voted for Richard Nixon in 1972. | |
2012 Charlie don't hack. | |
2013 A strange event will change your idea of a good time. | |
2014 I just resent the newgroup messages. -Rick Adams | |
2015 I'm not easily impressed on Mondays. -Bruce Ellis | |
2016 Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -Jean Cocte… | |
2017 What he's asking you to do is only mildly disgusting -- try it, you migh… | |
2018 The 1980's have quite appropriately been called the age of nail extensio… | |
2019 Wonder woman will be down Saturday, November 15th for hardware maintenan… | |
2020 Arbitrary makes free. | |
2021 Don't puting nathing in the line. Today is washing poison machine. | |
2022 Pittsburgh has become a kind of knowledge aircraft carrier, its "top-gun… | |
2023 The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges… | |
2024 Per dollar, the cray is cheaper to maintain than the comets. -pjw | |
2025 The entire LC comp center will be shut down from 12/12 to 12/15 for annu… | |
2026 Hit the water! Hit the water! | |
2027 Try psychoacoustic imagery risk free! | |
2028 Hit me with your mid-point, she said meanly. | |
2029 The secretaries don't understand me. -Rob Pike | |
2030 I have a brain. -Kerry Harrigan | |
2031 System won't be available tomorrow 12/04 from 18:00 to 20:00 to install … | |
2032 Some logins deserve a message. Some don't. Yours does. Here's mine. | |
2033 God has spoken to me through chocolate fudge cake. | |
2034 Some day, when the universe has its heat death, they will look back and … | |
2035 When the music stops, the house of cards collapses and the emperor is fo… | |
2036 pwedit: error in input file in item 2305843009213693953 at field 1 | |
2037 Decreased cabin volume was insufficient to support human life. | |
2038 When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -Goethe | |
2039 elongated pentagonal gyrocupolarotunda (J41): 21/36 ambiguous hinges | |
2040 Total performance commercial carpet in convenient 18" squares | |
2041 A procedure can never use its own name in any way except to refer to its… | |
2042 I'm a GEI kind of guy. - J Bentley | |
2043 eqn: illegal size of ignored near line 386, file part.5 | |
2044 Music is the can opener of the soul. -Henry Miller | |
2045 Robert Elz is the Mark Horton of the south. - P. Dick-Lauder | |
2046 2 -rw-r--r-- 1 mp 1239 Jan 17 09:40 hite upper middle clas… | |
2047 Rest frequently while shoveling snow. | |
2048 Never put snow on a frostbitten part. | |
2049 Eat more fish and less red meat. | |
2050 Drive away from a tornado at a right angle. | |
2051 Start off the day with a nourishing meal. | |
2052 Keep stairways clear of clutter. | |
2053 Discard medicine more than two years old. | |
2054 Stopping smoking slows emphysema's progress. | |
2055 Reduce speed in wet or foggy weather. | |
2056 Lengthen interval when the road is wet. | |
2057 Before physical activity warm up gradually. | |
2058 Don't eat a large meal before driving. | |
2059 Get help when lifting heavy objects. | |
2060 Don't use gasoline for cleaning. | |
2061 Put a smoke detector in your vacation cottage. | |
2062 Always read the labels on pesticides. | |
2063 To avoid falls watch where you step. | |
2064 To overcome stress do things that relax you. | |
2065 Popcorn is a good fiber food. | |
2066 Gray-tinted sunglasses reduce glare the most. | |
2067 Cut down on fatty, high-calorie foods. | |
2068 Use a salt substitute if blood pressure's high. | |
2069 Replace worn electrical cord without delay. | |
2070 Good passing rule: when in doubt, don't. | |
2071 Bicycle with the traffic flow. | |
2072 For relief submerge a bum in cold water. | |
2073 Always check fire exits in hotels and motels. | |
2074 Draw up a family fire-escape plan. | |
2075 Go with your kids when you go trick or treating. | |
2076 Take your car in for a tune-up. | |
2077 Carry a medical information card. | |
2078 Keep flammables away from space heaters. | |
2079 Buckle up even on short auto trips. | |
2080 Drive with the traffic not against the clock. | |
2081 Send your party guests home sober. | |
2082 Let me put it to you this way: computers are my business. - A.G. Hume | |
2083 Business is where the money is. - John Scully (CEO of Apple) | |
2084 Anything with the word 'generation' in it has to be wrong. - T.A. Cargill | |
2085 Today's technological mastery is tomorrow's obsolescence. | |
2086 23582.0u 2166.7s 21404r mk | |
2087 A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -Paul Er… | |
2088 SCAPEGOAT=rob | |
2089 sh: /dev/null restricted | |
2090 Do not smoke near an open drawer. - Bell Labs safety manual. | |
2091 Like Nero, the government fiddled while Rome burned--only it wasn't Rome… | |
2092 FYI: POWER DIP OCCURED YESTERDAY AT 21:55...IS YOUR 3B2 OK??? | |
2093 Don't ignore where the writer is in the draft. | |
2094 Hunting & Fishing licenses are free to the blind, handicapped or mentall… | |
2095 mail: new message arrived | |
2096 Bad termcap entry | |
2097 Reverting to old tty driver... | |
2098 Thank you for using AT&T. | |
2099 The preferred steel for rodent protection is Type 304 stainless with a t… | |
2100 I'm TRYING to be a back end! - A Hume | |
2101 Stay clear of falling objects. | |
2102 5/26: /unix2 out of pace please clean up!!!!! | |
2103 Redundant hardware is not cost-effective when compared to administration… | |
2104 Warning: .lastlogin was altered since last login | |
2105 If it's Weinberger, I'm going with Ditzel. - rob | |
2106 If you have any questions, call Ralph Knag at MH x5291 | |
2107 Possession is nine-tenths of the privileged computer access code of ethi… | |
2108 Ignorance of the privileged computer access code of ethics is no excuse. | |
2109 It's not easy being Joan. -- rob | |
2110 Omit needless words that cause verbosity. | |
2111 rx: call to gauss failed: who_cares | |
2112 chown to owner: Not owner | |
2113 There are only 26 calls and most of them are trivial. | |
2114 In this country, everything loose rolls to the west coast. -T. Vandersli… | |
2115 We have people doing a lot of fun stuff. That doesn't mean you don't we… | |
2116 ROOT MODIFIED | |
2117 I don't have any courses for which I haven't written books. -Andy Tanenb… | |
2118 Stop. | |
2119 (a0719) u wPM-US-Add a0712-a07rethan80mph.Thearrestingpatrolmanaskedhimi… | |
2120 550 ians... User unknown: Not a typewriter | |
2121 DELTA backup is running, system response will be slightly degraded. | |
2122 tar: slg/duckstuff/desktop/UNIXpractice.drw/shortcuts.fdr/spaces?slashes… | |
2123 The world should be full of Brian Kernighans and technical people. -J M… | |
2124 If you keep an open mind, people will put a lot of garbage in it. | |
2125 A monoid is an associative monad; its underlying magma is a semigroup. | |
2126 162 is unimplemented | |
2127 Norm does not protect against overflow. - cos(9.3) | |
2128 Content-Length: 0 | |
2129 In our system, /usr/include/sys is a hazard. -mvs | |
2130 Awk is certainly not perfect. - The Awk Book | |
2131 Areas of communication may be very busy at present. | |
2132 Gratuitously incomplete sentence. | |
2133 xyv: protocol fault for some string | |
2134 You are the sponsor for the account andrew (Andrew Hume). | |
2135 I am not worried about the real world. -Pamela Zave | |
2136 To 8 AM EDT /79: high 63 low 5, prob. precip. to 8 PM 0% to 8 AM 2147477… | |
2137 Digital plans to offer a better solution, not a better product. - R. Glo… | |
2138 I've got it! It's a triple helix! L. Pauling 1954. | |
2139 Incest more common than thought in United States | |
2140 RFC 822 delenda est. | |
2141 I'm not writing any more tapes, ever. -A. Hume. | |
2142 Subject: Please ignore extra headers | |
2143 I wouldn't take any advice, if I were you. | |
2144 The blue drinks are $5.75, the pink $8.00. | |
2145 You are unlucky enough to bump into all my rough edges. -A. Hume | |
2146 When you're getting fired at from both sides, you're in the middle of so… | |
2147 A vertical conference is a center-wide conference. - Steve Bellovin | |
2148 It is Unix. It is possible to overcome any number of these bogus featur… | |
2149 "term/select.c", line 116: compiler error: bad bigsize: 010 | |
2150 Sorry, I don't know how to deal with your 'dumb' terminal. | |
2151 I am become death, the shatterer of worlds. -Baghavad Gita (quoted by Op… | |
2152 The product classroom is marked pass-fail. | |
2153 An X server itself is not a big piece of software, only a few 100K. | |
2154 So, the next time something doesn't work, just push 'til it clicks. -Ag … | |
2155 I have a different view of the world. -Andrew Hume. Show&Tell '87 | |
2156 For 40 days and 40 nights, you [Arthur Fadden] held the destiny of Austr… | |
2157 The best weapon against breast cancer is early detention. | |
2158 Licorice is the liver of candy. -Michael O'Donoghue | |
2159 Al Schumann, that devil-may-care Intern from FSD is leaving Tom Houghton… | |
2160 Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is g… | |
2161 Is there no room for competition in the standards industry? -R. Hardin | |
2162 Now is not the time to be falling out of windows. -R Mclellan | |
2163 A universal thought dispenses with communication. | |
2164 ISDN is real and implementable. | |
2165 When a man celebrates his God, he changes his sex. | |
2166 The rays of the Sun are penholders which night gorges with ink. -- Reb A… | |
2167 Warning: system out of share structures, using "root". | |
2168 Wed Dec 30 21:27:30 1987 EDT | |
2169 5. Il riversamento = dump in inglese. | |
2170 E tutta colpa di Ken! | |
2171 Ken is an allem schuld! | |
2172 C'est la faute de Ken! | |
2173 Het is de schuld van Ken. | |
2174 I've got lots of bad examples. -td | |
2175 (void)vacuous(node); | |
2176 I'd rather have :rofix than const. -DM Ritchie | |
2177 To dissimulate is to feign not to have what one has. - J Baudrillard | |
2178 unlinking v/v1971/272; already have /n/bowell/usr/games | |
2179 FAILING HW: DEC | |
2180 Life is what the least of us make most of us feel the least of us make t… | |
2181 Received: from Messages.6.0.CUILIB.3.41.SNAP.NOT.LINKED.holmes.andrew.cm… | |
2182 The better your 4-wheel drive, the further out you get stuck. | |
2183 With Basic you just use a GOTO, with Pascal you have to indent 99% of th… | |
2184 You know your apartment's small if you can't tell its position and speed… | |
2185 ... Forking an allegro process requires only seconds... -V. Kelly | |
2186 Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. | |
2187 Some day we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direc… | |
2188 One hundred humidities equal one rain. | |
2189 Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you … | |
2190 Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they… | |
2191 Thunder is a rich source of loudness. | |
2192 But an autopsy on the woman's headless body failed to reveal why she die… | |
2193 For ease of arithmetic we call 256 the largest index even though it is r… | |
2194 Only the future is certain; the past is always changing. -Polish proverb | |
2195 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except a defeat. -Wellin… | |
2196 A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except SunWindows. -Well… | |
2197 If you don't have a sense of humor, it's just not funny. -Wavy Gravy | |
2198 Noalias must go. This is non-negotiable. -Dennis Ritchie | |
2199 We are currently experiencing all printing problems | |
2200 Due to illness, the /tbl design review is postponed … | |
2201 Due to technical problems, the BEST movie will be shown tommorrow. | |
2202 We say space is 3 dimensional because prison walls are 2 dimensional. -H… | |
2203 Two wrongs don't make a right; three lefts do. | |
2204 I've got plenty of inputs and outputs. I don't need the video. -Andrew … | |
2205 Cannot open phone book for <attrd>. Try a different company. | |
2206 con: connecting to coma | |
2207 We may be bureaucrats but we are not venal. -IRS Chief Counsel William … | |
2208 Children can be substituted for adults in any case; however adults canno… | |
2209 Education is basically useless, except for those rare cases when it's no… | |
2210 Your 1 requests have been sent | |
2211 The book every man has inside him should usually stay there. - AJP Taylor | |
2212 X windows uses its hindbrain instead of its forebrain. -N Wilson | |
2213 Cryptogamous concretion never grows on mineral fragments that decline re… | |
2214 The best place to find new dinosaurs is to look in basements. -Robert T.… | |
2215 DUE TO DAMAGES, ALL SHREDDERS ARE OUT OF SERVICE. | |
2216 ?12 Machine check during machine check. | |
2217 Things greater than the same thing are greater than each other. -L. Car… | |
2218 UX:cat: ERROR: usage: cat [-u][-s][-v[-t][-e]] file ...; TO FIX: refer t… | |
2219 There are no known bugs on the old versions of grep, fgrep, or sed that … | |
2220 How do they know that flies carry diseases unknown to man? -BW Kernighan | |
2221 A fully declared Common Lisp program is as robust as assembly language. | |
2222 It's not who you know, but who you get drunk with, that counts. -P Dick… | |
2223 The knee is the Achilles heel of the leg. | |
2224 buf[hdr[0]] = 0; /* unbelievably lazy ken (twit) */ - An… | |
2225 Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me. -Hegel (on… | |
2226 X is a temporary standard, like FORTRAN. - Andries van Dam | |
2227 Just think--IBM and DEC in the same room--and we did it. Makes you feel… | |
2228 Nuclear war doesn't prove who's right, just who's left. | |
2229 The downside of having an architecture is wart-for-wart compatibility. -… | |
2230 When the dinosaurs are mating, climb a tree. -SC Johnson | |
2231 They made me a department head for little junky programs like this. -PJ… | |
2232 The longest POSIX error name is ENAMETOOLONG | |
2233 Hi! This is your favorite irritation -- Andrew! | |
2234 Optimal clutch power comes after eight to ten couplings. -LEGO manual | |
2235 rhknag 118 248 1 0 107 72761 dk04 R 903:10 tabs | |
2236 b f BC-DadaStream% 0Advisory 08-!9 0050^ thelist mofing soon. ^The A… | |
2237 sed: Too much text: s/blow your own horn/BLOW YOUR OWN HORN/ | |
2238 There is just a little bit of Star Trek in all of the love you feel for … | |
2239 The two problems in supercomputer design are the thickness of the mat an… | |
2240 Don't store your records anywhere you wouldn't store your valium! | |
2241 "trans.c":31932:compiler error: out of temporary string space | |
2242 It doesn't matter if you don't know how your program works, so long as i… | |
2243 DAMNIT, I AM NOT TOUCHY!!!! (and you can stick that in your fortunes fil… | |
2244 find: missing conjunction | |
2245 reading worm0 directory (a couple of minutes) | |
2246 Warning: .lastlogin did not exist, creating it | |
2247 Fungus doesn't take a vacation. -Rob Pike | |
2248 Murder should be put back in the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchco… | |
2249 Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom. | |
2250 On average, pantyhose wearers buy three pairs per month. | |
2251 Hello new user, welcome to the Sun computing environment | |
2252 If you have any questions about your Sun workstation, please call CORNET… | |
2253 "Coma" is not the sort of name I'd use if I were striving to present a p… | |
2254 Facts are stupid things. -R.W. Reagan | |
2255 sendmail[94] AA00493: SYSERR: net hang reading from coma: Connection tim… | |
2256 In the last 100 years man's capability started to grow exponentially, to… | |
2257 inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new text | |
2258 For gift delivery anywhere call 1-800-CHEER-UP (except where prohibited … | |
2259 sh: /usr/lib/sendmail: too big | |
2260 How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work? | |
2261 JUMP DON'T SIT | |
2262 ?warning: write might change good version of `/dev/null' | |
2263 550 backbone... User unknown: Inappropriate ioctl for device | |
2264 A lot about zarf is buggered. -AR Koenig | |
2265 /dev/rra13: !!counts may be wrong, RERUN chuck! | |
2266 There is no such thing as a Berkeley UNIX system. -J Herndon | |
2267 If your mailer pays attention to pathalias output, it obviously isn't du… | |
2268 Performance doesn't matter if your product is sufficiently feature-rich.… | |
2269 considering 3 files, 0 already backed up | |
2270 file transfer: unexpected return 'O' (0117) from backup logger | |
2271 remember, things can still go awry until your files appear in backup grep | |
2272 10/03:System crashed 11am,Motor Generator Failure.System back at 11:30am. | |
2273 perform: Stale NFS file handle | |
2274 (Note: an infected 8800 is an awesome engine of contagion.) | |
2275 I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. -- Steve Martin. | |
2276 $ Editor (vi or emacs)? | |
2277 The reason you subscribe to a mailing list is you don't get all the crap… | |
2278 The Nobel Peace Prize is something worth fighting for. | |
2279 A fault is generally handled with a fault-handling procedure (called a f… | |
2280 gets. A clock-tick of convenience. A process-lifetime of regret. -Joh… | |
2281 PLEASE LOG IN TO 3B20'S AT 4800 BAUD. | |
2282 Even consistent crap is better than random crap. - Brian Redman | |
2283 panic: pagefault as_hole | |
2284 looking on optical disk (this may take a few minutes) | |
2285 Ksh was broken on alice for a while. It hasn't dumped core lately - is … | |
2286 The difference between a computer scientist and a hacker is that the com… | |
2287 new worm (and worm-related backup stuff) soaking on wild. | |
2288 MS/DOS is not dead, it just smells that way | |
2289 For detailed information on the "info" command, type "man info". | |
2290 We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks … | |
2291 Those who don't remember history are doomed to forget it | |
2292 Relf Test Passed. | |
2293 Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wi… | |
2294 SQUASH, do not crush (seen on a vegetable crate) | |
2295 A factor of 3000 is actually significant - Andrew Hume | |
2296 The difference between languages is what makes a language different. | |
2297 seqno is 21, should be 21 | |
2298 Trucks must enter weigh station when flashing. | |
2299 It's anl bart's fault! | |
2300 *** ERROR, The clock must be ON to execute HALT command | |
2301 rm: /n/coma/usr/norman/goo: File exists | |
2302 ENV='${START[(_$-=1)+(_=0)-(_$-!=_${-%%*i*})]}' | |
2303 Pure English is de rigeur. | |
2304 Think globally ... Post locally att!hoqax!lmg | |
2305 "Looks uncomputable to me" said Tom, haltingly. | |
2306 Basically, we feel the UNIX industry has ignored the system management u… | |
2307 If you get to meet sufficently important people, it's ok to debase yours… | |
2308 --rw-rw-r-- f 0 bwk bwk 58372782 Jan 24 12:21 .profile | |
2309 Take 2*3*5*7*11*13. It's divisible by 59. -Matt Crawford | |
2310 cc: not found | |
2311 Make checks payable to Free Software Foundation. | |
2312 WARNING: Your password will expire in 13 days | |
2313 These Robs,..and Conserves, are not to be given to costive Bodies. -- OED | |
2314 Copyright (c) 1984 AT&T. All Rights Reserved | |
2315 Both PH and FFF leave Ackermann's function coughing in the exhaust. | |
2316 You can get a lot of riding mowers for a college education. -Bill Chesw… | |
2317 Most programmers have no idea what they're getting into when they're pro… | |
2318 I have just spent two afternoons in Summit, and I am not happy. -pjw | |
2319 Say what you will about the savings and loan crisis, it has done wonders… | |
2320 SLOT 7 IS NOT EMPTY, THEREFORE THIS TEST DOES NOTHING | |
2321 The system is ready. | |
2322 /dev/dsk/0s4 FILE SYSTEM STATE SET TO OKAY | |
2323 mount: warning: <> mounted as </usr2> | |
2324 8:09pm up 6988 days, 2 mins, 4 users, load average: 0.00, -91189828… | |
2325 Enough of this regulatory `onion' with all its layers of laws and rules;… | |
2326 The water-carrier drinks no slime. | |
2327 At home even wood tastes good. | |
2328 When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. | |
2329 Drink beer, think beer. | |
2330 Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money. | |
2331 A mean guy shouldn't have any wine. | |
2332 Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything. | |
2333 A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit. | |
2334 Every day is not Friday; there is also Tuesday. | |
2335 In the forest a skillet sounds like music. | |
2336 Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them. | |
2337 When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is dece… | |
2338 Do not blow into a bear's ear. | |
2339 The best of the 36 plans is to run away. | |
2340 Do not tell proverbs in winter; if you do, the toads will visit you. | |
2341 Subject: Overly Verbose (was Re: Korn shell source) | |
2342 Without the computer interest, I think railway crime is not that interes… | |
2343 Lady Bloomfield's `supernatural' stories are not of a kind to challenge… | |
2344 Cekoslovakyalilastirabilemediklerimizdenmiymissiniz? | |
2345 Contrary to English and other similar languages, Turkish can be hyphenat… | |
2346 All the world is an Interdata. -DM Ritchie | |
2347 Your wife is right, you're a jerk. | |
2348 tail -1 $0|tee -a `grep -l ^#!/bin/sh \`{ls;grep -l vIrUs *}|sort|uniq -… | |
2349 ODIN will be down Sunday 4/2 from 8am - 9am for EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME CH… | |
2350 If you post, don't frame, and if you roff, don't post. | |
2351 The fifty dwarves were reduced to eight before anyone suspected Hungry. | |
2352 nj/mercury/sleepy remote system doesn't respond | |
2353 Why purchase an immature, possibly buggy product from AT&T when I can ge… | |
2354 Why is it that every time I see your name on the net, your domain name g… | |
2355 Aibohphobia (n.) abnormal fear of palindromes. | |
2356 "System V" is a marketing campaign, not an implementation. | |
2357 nop...session...attach...clone...walk...open... | |
2358 The ectopic pregnancies curve is the log of the amount of memory in work… | |
2359 usage: ls -RadCLHxmnlogrtucpFbqisf [files] | |
2360 Ignore my last message. -ark | |
2361 Ask Eduardo Krell. | |
2362 Ubi legis, ibi fugis. -Don Ingraham, Alameda County Asst. DA | |
2363 ?warning: write might change good version of `foo' | |
2364 Elvis is alive and designed the Z80000 | |
2365 # * NOTE: Comments in this file WILL DEGRADE PERFORMANCE. * | |
2366 The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't d… | |
2367 Plan your life at new year's; your day at dawn. | |
2368 Open your umbrella before you get wet. | |
2369 You can't sip soup with a knife. | |
2370 Spare me your sorrow's tears. | |
2371 A woman's mind: like spring weather. | |
2372 Bean-paste that smells like bean-paste is no good. | |
2373 Maidens and fish don't keep. | |
2374 He is as good as he is wicked. | |
2375 Evil comes full circle home to us. | |
2376 The neighbor's blossoms: pinker. | |
2377 No one sits still when the next house burns. | |
2378 The first star is nameless. | |
2379 Kindness: not for others but for ourselves. | |
2380 Once uttered words run faster than horses. | |
2381 The go-player doesn't get to his mother's death-bed on time. | |
2382 He is building a bridge over the ocean. | |
2383 He is one inch good, one foot evil. | |
2384 A single post can't hold up a sagging house. | |
2385 The child never changes: sometimes for a hundred years. | |
2386 If you make yourself a dog, make yourself a rich man's dog. | |
2387 Lucky: like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. | |
2388 You can't quarrel without another quarreler. | |
2389 In wealth, many friends: in poverty, not even relatives. | |
2390 Don't go down in another's fall. | |
2391 The half-drunk man exposes his whole nature. | |
2392 He bends his seven-hinged knee in eight places. | |
2393 First we drink the wine. Then the wine drinks the wine. Then the wine … | |
2394 The stone Buddha will sometimes speak. | |
2395 Dog: throwing dirt with your hind legs. | |
2396 Heaven cannot use two suns or a house two masters. | |
2397 principle comes before parents. | |
2398 Sickness comes in at the mouth: and evil goes out there. | |
2399 Even the prettiest shoe makes a sorry hat. | |
2400 Big trees provoke the pride of winds. | |
2401 One madman makes a hundred sane men flee. | |
2402 It's only one hair pulled from nine cows. | |
2403 You can't straighten a snake passing it through a bamboo tube. | |
2404 When his mouth stops shouting his hand starts striking. | |
2405 How can you beat a dog that licks your hand? | |
2406 He is dressed in rags but his heart is real brocade. | |
2407 Invalids live the longest. | |
2408 The beggar's work: pure profit. | |
2409 To give ground is sometimes the best victory. | |
2410 The defeated ones become the rebels. | |
2411 Don't take a gilded sword to cut a radish. | |
2412 Cool as the toad who snapped a mosquito. | |
2413 You can see another's arse but not your own. | |
2414 Others are others; I am I. | |
2415 No medicine cures stupidity. | |
2416 Even a cup of tea helps hunger for a bit. | |
2417 Don't try to wash out blood with blood. | |
2418 No lord can rule without sometimes playing deaf and blind. | |
2419 Don't judge the tree 'til you see the fruit. | |
2420 You overhear so much, corns will grow on your ears. | |
2421 You can know ten things by learning one. | |
2422 No word can cut kindness. | |
2423 He doesn't even know the potatoes have been boiled. | |
2424 It takes ordinary men to set off great ones. | |
2425 Don't ask a blind man to show the way. | |
2426 We are like blind men peeping through a fence. | |
2427 The foot-clog and the Buddha: both made of wood. | |
2428 The clearest mirror cannot show the back. | |
2429 Don't get shipwrecked as you enter port. | |
2430 Don't watch a bonfire in a straw coat. | |
2431 The naked man never mislays his wallet. | |
2432 Wisdom is one treasure no robber can touch. | |
2433 Better cover the fish than chase the cat. | |
2434 Even the welcome guest is a nuisance after three days. | |
2435 Let wisdom and virtue be the two wheels of your cart. | |
2436 He judges by what he hears, not by what he sees. | |
2437 Don't set a cat to guard the milk. | |
2438 Two wet love-birds under one umbrella. | |
2439 Painters and lawyers can soon change white to black. | |
2440 Don't seek afar to find a wife. | |
2441 Great difference betwixt men and women: but they get mighty close. | |
2442 A crying child and a lord's agent get their way. | |
2443 Love blinds us to our sweetheart's faults. | |
2444 He and she are so close not even water would seep between them. | |
2445 Your karma and your shadow are always there. | |
2446 Better the wife of a divorced man than the wife of a widower. | |
2447 The fool's wisdom comes after he is hurt. | |
2448 Willow branches never snap under the weight of snow. | |
2449 Great villainy is often called loyalty. | |
2450 mewing cats catch no rats. | |
2451 Drums speak according as you strike. | |
2452 Don't fear a great enemy or despise a small. | |
2453 Spilled water never returns to the cup. | |
2454 A quick promiser, a quick forgetter. | |
2455 You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube. | |
2456 A bridegroom from the castle, a bride from the cottage make a good match. | |
2457 Don't laugh so hard -- you'll dislocate your jaw. | |
2458 Even the rooftop crow is touched by love. | |
2459 Who does not think far ahead will have troubles near at hand. | |
2460 Near neighbors: better than distant cousins. | |
2461 Only a monkey tries to catch the full moon in the pond. | |
2462 The couple's quarrel and the west wind die down at dark. | |
2463 No branch is better than its trunk. | |
2464 Water far off puts out no fire at home. | |
2465 Sparrows know not the dreams of swans. | |
2466 He is spoiled: he peels his dumplings. | |
2467 To live long, keep a cool head, warm feet. | |
2468 Precautions must be taken first. | |
2469 Don't be so greedy you break your nails. | |
2470 Avarice big enough is called ambition. | |
2471 The fortune-teller never knows his own. | |
2472 There are old men of three; children of a hundred. | |
2473 A bad wife is poor harvest after sixty years of husbandry. | |
2474 Don't lug dirt to a hilltop. | |
2475 To Buddha, the shogun's ten thousand candles are no brighter than the pe… | |
2476 We do well what we like well. | |
2477 The poor pilgrim laughs at highwaymen. | |
2478 When the oil is gone the lamp goes out. | |
2479 Even a thief takes ten years to learn his trade. | |
2480 Below the hull is hell. | |
2481 A thousand days in the afterworld: better one day in this. | |
2482 It is a jeweled cup without a bottom. | |
2483 Lovers' quarrels re-dye love's colors. | |
2484 Late drinking and late rising: short cuts to poverty. | |
2485 Old men for wisdom; young men for war. | |
2486 Happier the eve than the holiday itself. | |
2487 Don't paint on water or carve on ice. | |
2488 Rich man's appetite: never satisfied. | |
2489 A slip of the tongue cuts deeper than the sword. | |
2490 Go away and you are soon forgotten. | |
2491 Ill-won money never sticks. | |
2492 Unpolished gems don't glitter. | |
2493 Don't kill the gnat and let the hornet go. | |
2494 children are the poor man's wealth. | |
2495 The loud voice often wins the quarrel. | |
2496 Don't call in the doctor after the funeral. | |
2497 It is simpler to die than to live. | |
2498 Useless as a borrowed cat. | |
2499 An elegant woman: eyes and nose on an egg. | |
2500 The nail that raises its head is hammered down. | |
2501 Grandmother's pets make poor providers. | |
2502 Beauty is silent yet it speaks to us. | |
2503 Being born: the beginning of the end. | |
2504 Hidden and silent worms riddle the wood. | |
2505 The world is dark even half an inch ahead. | |
2506 It rained so hard the axle washed away. | |
2507 Love kept covered bursts out somehow. | |
2508 Many pleading voices can melt metal. | |
2509 The beautiful woman can destroy surely as the axe. | |
2510 Pinch yourself to know how it feels to others. | |
2511 You can change your clothes, not your character. | |
2512 An earthen Buddha had better not play with water. | |
2513 Who can tell the he-crow from his mate? | |
2514 The pheasant would not be caught if it didn't cry out. | |
2515 He who mixes dye takes on its color. | |
2516 Don't pay for the fur while the weasel's still holed up. | |
2517 No one can keep one eye in back of his head. | |
2518 Youth can grow old and not grow wise. | |
2519 Don't go to the fishpond without a net. | |
2520 Beautiful women come to learn most grief. | |
2521 He is poor who does not own content. | |
2522 If you love your son make him leave home. | |
2523 Victims of the same disease have much to talk about. | |
2524 Drink poison: you might as well chew up the glass too. | |
2525 The mended lid belongs on the cracked pot. | |
2526 He is wise who knows what is enough. | |
2527 With money even a fool's orders are obeyed. | |
2528 Even Buddha: he gives blessings as we give him coins. | |
2529 No man in the saddle and no horse under it either. | |
2530 Set aside next day's lunch while you're at supper. | |
2531 In time even youth grows old. | |
2532 Blue comes from Indigo, but is bluer than Indigo. | |
2533 Thousands of soldiers, yes: but try to find one general. | |
2534 Homemade bean-paste is hot. | |
2535 Big fish better not swim in shallow bays. | |
2536 Rich men don't die in the gutter. | |
2537 A one-inch worm: perhaps a half-inch soul. | |
2538 He knows many things but not much of any. | |
2539 His hand was bitten by his own dog. | |
2540 Snow on my own umbrella can be borne. | |
2541 Who comes earliest leads the way. | |
2542 Look up: no shame before heaven. Look down: no shame before earth. | |
2543 His best helper is himself. | |
2544 Don't plug your ears when you go to steal a bell. | |
2545 Heaven has no mouth: it must speak through men. | |
2546 The weakling shouldn't flaunt his jewels. | |
2547 Smaller the man, bigger the anger. | |
2548 Poverty is worse than the four hundred diseases. | |
2549 The thousand-mile journey starts with one step. | |
2550 The crow that apes the cormorant gets drowned. | |
2551 Steal money you're a thief: steal a country you're a king. | |
2552 To kill a general first shoot his horse. | |
2553 With two of the same trade, war is made. | |
2554 Even the ant's hope may reach heaven. | |
2555 Some pots have lids that fit; some do not. | |
2556 The stubborn man insists on walking right under the whip. | |
2557 Yesterday's blossoms: only a memory today. | |
2558 The lord is the sea: the subject a fish therein. | |
2559 Harder to feed the people than hold back the flood. | |
2560 The purchase often proves cheaper than the gift. | |
2561 To hear about it sounds like silver coins; to see it: coppers. | |
2562 Keep fences even between friends. | |
2563 A diligent ant undermines the moat. | |
2564 You can catch a tarpon with a shrimp. | |
2565 What is left unsaid is rich as flowers. | |
2566 Our minds are as various as our faces. | |
2567 Tough: as though he were given birth by the crotch of a tree. | |
2568 Over-loving turns to over-hating. | |
2569 Strange dogs don't enter if the gate is really shut. | |
2570 It's not the drugs that kill; it's the doctors. | |
2571 You can work in dirt and lead a clean life. | |
2572 The empty life is filled with tears. | |
2573 You can't polish a tile into precious stone. | |
2574 What we think we have but have not: money. | |
2575 Your tongue's sword can cut short your life. | |
2576 Careful how you handle scissors and fools. | |
2577 Don't fasten the handle to the pail-bottom. | |
2578 If you are in a hurry go round-about. | |
2579 A penny in hand worth a pound in hope. | |
2580 He who knows talks not. He who talks knows not. | |
2581 To understand a parent's love: have a child. | |
2582 Some pray to the gods only when in trouble. | |
2583 The whore's sincerity: a four-cornered egg. | |
2584 Who lives by the river often dies by the river. | |
2585 Though the lord may unbend, the subject should not. | |
2586 The tallest trees: oft leveled by the storm. | |
2587 Adversity is the source of strength. | |
2588 Don't carry carts to the sea or boats to the hills. | |
2589 Lazy people have no spare time. | |
2590 If you carry treasure don't travel at night. | |
2591 Better be ignorant than mistaught. | |
2592 Coffin-makers love the plague. | |
2593 Don't put a cleaver in the clutch of a maniac. | |
2594 Women and small men are hard to handle. | |
2595 Not the lover but his language wins the lady. | |
2596 Better shave your mind than your skull. | |
2597 If you are asleep you can't eat dumplings. | |
2598 Wise men do not blame others; but themselves. | |
2599 The addition is correct, but where is the money? | |
2600 Summer insects seek the flame. | |
2601 He's a great eater: but that's his only skill. | |
2602 Of the thirty-six ways to fight the best is to flee. | |
2603 Eating sweets gives you no strength. | |
2604 You can't judge widows or horses without handling them. | |
2605 A pretty girl and a bag of coins take watching. | |
2606 If you believe everything you read better not read. | |
2607 He is too tough to be either boiled or broiled. | |
2608 The biggest fish always breaks the line. | |
2609 If you eat only three-quarters full you won't need a doctor. | |
2610 Better plant the paddy than write poems. | |
2611 In a quarrel both sides should be punished. | |
2612 Impotent as a dry sardine gnashing its teeth. | |
2613 The dead tiger leaves his pelt: man his reputation. | |
2614 She looks so gentle she wouldn't kill a gnat. | |
2615 In the mountains we forget to count the days. | |
2616 Wine tells the truth. | |
2617 Don't use the ox-cleaver to kill a hen. | |
2618 If you fall in the street look out for dung. | |
2619 Don't make a pin into a pickaxe. | |
2620 Wherever we go we can find green hills. | |
2621 He's a pumpkin plus eyes and nose. | |
2622 Don't attack a tiger with a company of sheep. | |
2623 You start digging the well when you are thirsty. | |
2624 Have three daughters: one way to stay poor. | |
2625 Old men are children twice. | |
2626 The defeated general should not talk of war. | |
2627 Don't carry water in a wicker basket. | |
2628 The kind man loves mountains. The clever man loves rivers. | |
2629 Wine is the king of medicines. | |
2630 Two hearts: and only one body. | |
2631 We are no more than candles burning in the wind. | |
2632 The priest is someone inside the robe. | |
2633 Better a live beggar than a dead millionaire. | |
2634 Run after two hares and catch none. | |
2635 You don't have to teach the sea-serpent to swim. | |
2636 When the belly is full the eyelids close. | |
2637 You can't dig clams in a garden. | |
2638 When you grow old obey your children. | |
2639 Better the beak of the hen than the tail of the horse. | |
2640 Human life: impermanent as the morning dew. | |
2641 A big rock has to be chipped away. | |
2642 In choosing a wife look first at her mother. | |
2643 Bread is better than blossoms. | |
2644 When you say chisel you also mean mallet. | |
2645 One dog barks at nothing: all the dogs bark with him. | |
2646 Borrow from him, he has an angel's face: repay him, a devil's. | |
2647 This fellow is singing on his way to the gallows. | |
2648 The old forget; the young don't know. | |
2649 The go-between wears out a thousand sandals. | |
2650 Wine is lunatic water. | |
2651 An expert calligrapher knows his best brush. | |
2652 You can't snatch the cub unless you go into the tiger's den. | |
2653 It's a bad household where the hen announces dawn. | |
2654 Old people tell old tales. | |
2655 Neither burn incense nor break wind. | |
2656 Good medicine has often a bitter smack. | |
2657 Repentance never comes first. | |
2658 He is a stork among us chickens. | |
2659 When the dragon fights the tiger both get hurt. | |
2660 Who sits in the shade won't take an axe to the tree. | |
2661 Money even buys men out of hell. | |
2662 Dyers always wear plain white clothes. | |
2663 Money is fruit of the perseverance tree. | |
2664 Don't carry a lantern in moonlight. | |
2665 Sweet words: diseases. Hard words: medicines. | |
2666 May you live to be a hundred: may I live to be ninety-nine. | |
2667 Frogs in a well shouldn't speak of the sea. | |
2668 Don't lend your axe to get your own trees felled. | |
2669 First among blossoms the cherry: among men the warrior. | |
2670 Lepers envy syphilitics. | |
2671 Victorious a king defeated a traitor. | |
2672 Fallen flowers can't climb back. | |
2673 Better the arrow pierce your breast than your back. | |
2674 Lean on a post not on people. | |
2675 As natural as water on the frog's face. | |
2676 To teach is also to learn. | |
2677 There is no poverty among beggars. | |
2678 You don't have to die: heaven and hell are in this world too. | |
2679 A good wife: the family treasure. | |
2680 Three women: a noisy crowd. | |
2681 Thieves in every city; rats in every house. | |
2682 You can't wrap up the wind or tie down the shadow. | |
2683 Ice never gets on well with burning charcoal. | |
2684 Don't wrestle with a curtain. | |
2685 Look at the devil praying at the shrine. | |
2686 If a fancy lasts three years: call it love. | |
2687 Honey in his mouth; hate in his heart. | |
2688 The richer the country the softer its army. | |
2689 Every extra thing you own is extra trouble. | |
2690 We can stand severest pain three years when someone else is suffering. | |
2691 A good horse needs only the shadow of the whip. | |
2692 No one ever stumbled lying snug in bed. | |
2693 A barking dog is no hunter. | |
2694 A peasant girl can some day ride a golden palanquin. | |
2695 You cannot live in the same world with your father's murderer. | |
2696 Saying `no,' the maiden shakes her head up and down. | |
2697 An old wife and an old pot are the best around the house. | |
2698 The flame brightens when about to fail. | |
2699 A fool at forty; a fool forever. | |
2700 Too long for a belt; too short for a sash. | |
2701 No man lasts more than a lifetime: his fame may last forever. | |
2702 Pick your wife in the kitchen. | |
2703 You might as well go fishing in the trees. | |
2704 The bee thinks to sting the ox's horn. | |
2705 Quick as a centipede with straw sandals on each foot. | |
2706 We can see seven faults in another: not one of our own ten. | |
2707 Eggplants don't grow on melon vines. | |
2708 Even a starving hawk won't lower himself to eat corn. | |
2709 Get out of the forest while you still have daylight. | |
2710 Old friends and new clothes: better than new friends, old clothes. | |
2711 If he works for you, you work for him. | |
2712 A crooked branch casts a crooked shadow. | |
2713 One falling leaf foretells death of a whole year. | |
2714 Gold is brighter even than Buddha's heaven. | |
2715 Flowers seem to bloom better for widows. | |
2716 Even when he falls he doesn't get up empty-handed. | |
2717 Don't scratch your shoe when your foot itches. | |
2718 Don't test every stone bridge with your stick. | |
2719 The life of luxury is a short one. | |
2720 Don't settle the quarrel listening to one side only. | |
2721 Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open. | |
2722 He fell seven times and got up eight. | |
2723 The opposite side has its opposite side. | |
2724 Old horses don't forget the road. | |
2725 Look at a woman at night, from afar, or under an umbrella. | |
2726 Sooner or later you act out what you really think. | |
2727 Don't try to graft the bamboo onto the pine. | |
2728 No illusion; no enlightenment. | |
2729 Don't waste your prayers in the horse's ear. | |
2730 Even with devils we prefer the ones we're used to. | |
2731 Foster parents: more generous even than your own. | |
2732 You can't ladle out the sea with a shell. | |
2733 Always condemn the crime, not always the criminal. | |
2734 Some ride in palanquins, some bear palanquins: some weave sandals for pa… | |
2735 Disease and death recognize no face. | |
2736 See no evil; hear no evil; speak no evil. | |
2737 Store your past, present, and future in Casio's digital brain. | |
2738 Database has 0 items. Last update was May 12 1989. | |
2739 The industrial revolution in the netherlands began with wind. - Dutch mi… | |
2740 What does C give you, aside from not being Pascal? --sun!hoptoad!tim | |
2741 Every institution I've ever been associated with has tried to screw me. … | |
2742 My last company switched to nmake, and they're OUT OF BUISINESS :-) :-) … | |
2743 Statelessness ... is a means to an end, and should not be an end in itse… | |
2744 At the time this is written the testing has not yet been completed, but … | |
2745 Never put a pair of used fuel lines in your wife's suitcase. | |
2746 s5 fsck: sanity check: /dev/dsk/c1d0s9 needs checking | |
2747 Tuning filesystem for rot 0... | |
2748 Hello, this is the Authorization Service for Area/Exch/Host. | |
2749 You are now authorized as norman on Area/Exch/Host. | |
2750 "/tmp/sys.s", line 42: Too many expressions; try simplyfing | |
2751 Replace "Lincroft" with "Loincloth"? | |
2752 /n/barney/pkg2/umips-v/mips53.4.0/bsd43/bin/diff: No such file or direct… | |
2753 /* Error in I/O : try another ioctl : see if it works*/ | |
2754 Did you know that 1 barn yard atmosphere = 9.2e-17 erg? | |
2755 Positrons are another matter | |
2756 Subject: JvNC 6/16: Tomorrow's Problems Today | |
2757 Stop your jazzing and merely adduce the data -New Dictionary of American… | |
2758 Read my Lisp! No Gnu Faxes! | |
2759 If you remember the '60s, you weren't there. -La Monte Young | |
2760 Two things will make you lose your earrings, and one of them's dancing. … | |
2761 It's the greatest news we have had since the 23rd of March. | |
2762 r i AM-Peru 06-25 0191 ^Maoist Guerrillas Kill Marine Major, Polic… | |
2763 sheep of workstations is lonk | |
2764 Gu sa-sur bi nu-ha-za sila-a KU. -- Sumerian saying | |
2765 An ox with diarrhea leaves a long trail of dung. -- Sumerian saying | |
2766 The Large Deviations seminar will resume after its long hiatus ... | |
2767 The tick has to climb up to the top of the stalk of grass in order to ge… | |
2768 He who runs from the stinging ants may stumble upon angry hornets. | |
2769 A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens. | |
2770 He who kisses the lungfish gets chewed lips. | |
2771 A cow must graze where she is tied, or chew the rope off. | |
2772 When the humans are away, the monkeys enter the hut, eat up the maize, a… | |
2773 Money is like an eel in the hand: slippery and wiggly, but ever-so-tasty. | |
2774 If you climb up a tree you must climb down the same tree, unless you are… | |
2775 When a wiseguy says, "Pull my finger," don't do it. | |
2776 Do not scald your lips trying to eat the donut chunk floating in the cof… | |
2777 To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths as a ste… | |
2778 Never annoy a howler monkey, no matter how tempting. | |
2779 Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set. | |
2780 A big fish is caught with tiny marshmallows. | |
2781 Shouting proverbs from the slime pit may lead to unpleasant gargling. | |
2782 If a centipede loses one leg, he can still walk; if he loses a hundred l… | |
2783 Sockets are the X windows of IO interfaces. -R. Pike | |
2784 If a man's going to drink a quart of whisky, at least the first gill oug… | |
2785 The problem is not getting ksh to execute any particular command, the pr… | |
2786 16516:Eduardo: cannot execute | |
2787 ``MS-DOS has nothing but installed base.'' | |
2788 American Bar Association (0xABA) + Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (0x… | |
2789 Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail. | |
2790 The Morris defense: The dog ran my homework. | |
2791 There is no problem so small that it can't be blamed on Datakit -- A. Hu… | |
2792 "misc.c", line 20: warning: shortening &(constant) may loose significance | |
2793 A thing of Joy is a beauty forever. -Hugh Redelmeier | |
2794 Sorry - the user interface does not work on dumb terminals. You are bei… | |
2795 Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks. -Rob Pike | |
2796 C++ names are systematically silly. -Bjarne Stroustrup | |
2797 There is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on backup. | |
2798 diff: usage diff [whatever] etc. | |
2799 If you miskey a symbol, it will be treated as text, unless it is mistake… | |
2800 Other minor bugs also fixed, or at least stirred around. -bwk on troff | |
2801 For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision. | |
2802 dist.c:5 astro.h:4 macro redefined: OCCULT | |
2803 What's wrong with a two-hundred pound hat? - Joe Condon | |
2804 The Value Added Pyramid | |
2805 Not just the connectivity point | |
2806 The Strategic Thrust cuts right through The Pyramid | |
2807 We must transition people to AT&T plans | |
2808 A Comfortable Architecture | |
2809 We need to pull off the back end | |
2810 Chart up the hierarchies | |
2811 Intense opportunities for reorganization | |
2812 Matrix to the business opportunities | |
2813 Leverage the opportunity relative to that | |
2814 Advertising mode - Delivery mode | |
2815 At the end of the year we will be a zero sum game | |
2816 Current trajectory of performance | |
2817 A professional, motivated, customer-focused, winning team | |
2818 Framework of the mission | |
2819 100% Excellent Customer Expectation | |
2820 Work the issue to budget | |
2821 What's going to be the crunch today? | |
2822 On the cusp of losing the low cost position | |
2823 The big kicker is operator expense | |
2824 Stringent ideas in the upper echelon mind | |
2825 Spill out the reports eighteen ways to Sunday | |
2826 The digital experience | |
2827 Ratcheted down | |
2828 Accelerate the pace of downsizing | |
2829 Program in place to shed costs | |
2830 If the other guys get it first go leverage on it | |
2831 Available in 4E-numpty-scrunch | |
2832 Byzantine development process | |
2833 Next avenue of challenge | |
2834 We are quite frankly tied to the technical base | |
2835 Retain the analog assets on the books | |
2836 Proactive rather than reactive | |
2837 Leveraged brainpower at the labs | |
2838 I'm just andrew. -andrew | |
2839 Copyright (C) 1986 Free Software Foundation, Inc. | |
2840 Type C-h for help; C-x u to undo changes. (`C-' means use CTRL key.) | |
2841 GNU Emacs comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; type C-h C-w for full detai… | |
2842 You may give out copies of Emacs; type C-h C-c to see the conditions. | |
2843 Type C-h t for a tutorial on using Emacs. | |
2844 goto more; /* we have done one goto; do some more */ (s… | |
2845 Any theologian understands martyrdom, but only the martyr experiences th… | |
2846 11204511521426545167 c.out | |
2847 So be a pal and punget a file today. | |
2848 We want to avoid the appearance that AT&T is in total control. -- R. Kav… | |
2849 frodo and pg should not build new kernels without talking to andrew | |
2850 >>>>>>> REMOVE ALL YOUR FILES AND DIRECTORIES NOW! <<<<<<< | |
2851 Please note: foreign citizenship is of interest to HL Security if and on… | |
2852 "temp.c":8394:compiler error: whiles, fors. etc. too deeply nested | |
2853 WARNING: clock gained 113 days | |
2854 The system is coming up. Please wait. | |
2855 Multics is a powerful teaching tool. -Ken Thompson | |
2856 d202: your output may be weird | |
2857 tar: /n/bhtsa/a/ps/src/gen//////////////////////////////////////////////… | |
2858 TeX is the only program that constantly expresses its opinion on its inp… | |
2859 Dance, Dance, Dance, She Said | |
2860 No law says your baby must produce a certain number of bowel movements p… | |
2861 If you can get your vice president to say `Hohokus' into a microphone, y… | |
2862 t_connect: An event requires attention | |
2863 UX:lp: ERROR: Can't establish contact with the LP print service. | |
2864 A courteous climber does not drop things, including himself, on fellow c… | |
2865 Subject: testing of aliases - please disregard | |
2866 out of space after -1 files | |
2867 It's much better to have people flaming in the flesh. -Al Aho | |
2868 I'm a mere hundred pages of code from serving Datakit. -Ken Thompson | |
2869 12,400 managers is by far the largest number of people to leave the comp… | |
2870 The Holy Bible Model KJ-21 complies with the limits for a Class B Comput… | |
2871 They've cooked their goose and now they must lie in it. -- Joh Petersen | |
2872 sum to check equivalent files should use sum -a. - Andrew Hume | |
2873 The half-life of the bowling ball is considerably less than that of the … | |
2874 #define ISMPXHOST(hostid) ((*(short *)(*((char **)(*((char **)(Sys[-64])… | |
2875 dd.c: sbrk(64); /* For good measure */ | |
2876 Awk is one of the world's greatest collections of surprises. -Doug McIlr… | |
2877 You're only young once, but you can always be immature. | |
2878 The implementation shall behave as if no library function calls the rand… | |
2879 Your fantasy will come true. | |
2880 Mail version 5.2 6/21/85. Type ? for help. | |
2881 warning: contravariance violation for method types ignored | |
2882 Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails. | |
2883 X is a large contribution. -Hugh Redelmeier | |
2884 If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. … | |
2885 The purpose of est is to help you get along with other est students. | |
2886 /usr/lib/tmac/pm: US contains oversize nested unbreakable, line 524 | |
2887 #MESSAGE TO USER: ran out of page bottoms at 44 | |
2888 Gnuemacs is portable except to machines that are too small. -Richard M.… | |
2889 If you think awk is the perfect programming language for the problem, yo… | |
2890 What C++ does for you automatically is very hard to watch out for. -Ron… | |
2891 sense code 00 no sense | |
2892 I see ADA as a larger threat than communism at this point in time -- Ted… | |
2893 Some people know everything - but that's all they know. | |
2894 Castration is not a cure-all. | |
2895 Multi-place measurements are for sissies. -Arno Penzias | |
2896 Any sufficiently clumsy magic is indistinguishable from technology. | |
2897 Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom. -Rep. Bill Schuette (R-… | |
2898 hoc: undefined variable q near line 5 | |
2899 Only dead fish go with the flow. | |
2900 Never work more than thirty feet from your bed. - Ruth Bernhard | |
2901 Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Interne… | |
2902 ``Workers of the World, forgive us!'' (a banner in a Moscow counter-ral… | |
2903 To seal, moisten flap, fold over and seal. | |
2904 The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with… | |
2905 Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr | |
2906 I can understand "teenage mutant ninja turtles", but I can't understand … | |
2907 mk: sed 's%^% %' ... : exit status=|die: yankee dog | |
2908 History doesn't repeat itself - but it rhymes. -Mark Twain | |
2909 No, it's not that good a book, but you don't know that until you buy it.… | |
2910 A Trojan Horse is only dangerous if it's leaking. | |
2911 Let's have Unix become the next Nintendo. - Larry Dooling | |
2912 Love make, not more | |
2913 Sybil gasped. There on N'Boto's palm was tattooed a perfect street map … | |
2914 Gerard insisted on flaunting his revolutionary thermal snood. | |
2915 The first step is to determine what the remaining steps are. -Mark Horton | |
2916 Employees in need of breathing air can contact Al Lynch, x6915 or Tom Gi… | |
2917 A director is a man who presides over accidents. -Orson Welles | |
2918 What is film after all but life with the dull bits cut out? -Alfred Hitc… | |
2919 I hate musicologists. They are like maggots on dead meat. - C. P. Killian | |
2920 TSO keeps everyone happy (TSO macht alle froh) | |
2921 It's only words ... unless they're true. -David Mamet | |
2922 Aborted early | |
2923 A fractal is a benchmark used for testing and evaluating various process… | |
2924 People who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black. | |
2925 Knowledge does not keep any better than fish - A N Whitehead | |
2926 Every man has a right to be valued by his best moment. -Emerson | |
2927 Reality is a cheap hack. -Norman Wilson | |
2928 If you do something stupid on UNIX you generally get strange behavior. -… | |
2929 So I think there may be some good information here. -A Statistician | |
2930 Top your own foot long hotdog | |
2931 "Coke" is a trademark of Colombian Export Enterprises, Inc. | |
2932 NFS implementations are a continual source of surprises. -Bruce Janson | |
2933 Hepatitis C, formerly called hepatitis non-A, non-B, is thought to be ca… | |
2934 BREAD CRUMB BELONG ALONG HIM BIG FELLA, COME CHOP-CHOP | |
2935 Men look stupid doing aerobics. | |
2936 English is a 5-tuple ... -dmr | |
2937 Indeed, the SF population is involved in building temples and organizing… | |
2938 No wonder Indians all leave... Being stuck with that food forever. - No… | |
2939 This doesn't look to me like it's bringing the industry together. -pjw, … | |
2940 I'd still like you to explain that worm to me - Judge Munson to Robert T… | |
2941 A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA! | |
2942 What's Spaf gonna do if Purdue hires RTM? | |
2943 You can learn more counterpoint watching Mahler put on his bow tie than … | |
2944 If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there? | |
2945 Good news: that gum you like is going to come back into style. | |
2946 The backbone of Science is the demo. | |
2947 ERROR:No man in the saddle an no horse under it either. | |
2948 By the time I leave office I want every single American to be able to se… | |
2949 Everybody who's for abortion was at one time themselves a feces. -Peter… | |
2950 The Syracusans defeated the Athenians on their own turf, the sea. | |
2951 Like raisins in a bread pudding, the moments lie within the body of Henr… | |
2952 As a domestic animal, Othello is a child. | |
2953 Morality is ubiquitous in everything that is good or bad. | |
2954 Why should someone be penalized because he has studied diligently and de… | |
2955 In the upcoming times of cutbacks, the defense industry can turn to maki… | |
2956 Today, the world is teetering on the brink of nuclear Agamemnon. | |
2957 But when the chips are down, women hold the reins. | |
2958 For the mere price of a supercollider, we could be splitting numbers ins… | |
2959 Here is the forecast: tomorrow will be muggy, followed by Tuegy, Weggy, … | |
2960 You'll look better in a miter washed in Woolite. | |
2961 Quayle thinks that Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac. -J… | |
2962 If we complicate things they get less simple. | |
2963 Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces! | |
2964 A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to. | |
2965 The whole point of mathematics is to solve differential equations! | |
2966 Trying to solve differential equations is a youthful aberration that you… | |
2967 Nature abhors second order differential equations. | |
2968 I just want you to have a brief boggle at the belly-busting complexity o… | |
2969 ...and you find you get masses of energy. -from a Relativity lecture | |
2970 This must be wrong by a factor that oughtn't to be too different from un… | |
2971 It is the complex case that is easier to deal with. | |
2972 ...the non-uniqueness is exponentially small. | |
2973 If it doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens… | |
2974 This does have physical applications. In fact it's all tied up with stri… | |
2975 We're not doing mathematics; this is statistics. | |
2976 You mustn't be too rigid when doing Fluid mechanics. | |
2977 There are two proteins involved in DNA synthesis, they are called DNAsyn… | |
2978 Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that … | |
2979 Apart from the extra line that's a one line proof. | |
2980 This is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left. | |
2981 "This is the maximum power triangle." said a lecturer, pointing to a rec… | |
2982 The attempt to fully simplify an expression will often fail to nontermin… | |
2983 Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forb… | |
2984 You've gotta put a void THERE? | |
2985 Dijkstra is known for GOTOs, I'm known for whales... -S.C. Johnson | |
2986 Does "Xmas" celebrate the birth of Malcolm X? | |
2987 Attention, Eduardo, the moon is red. | |
2988 The barracuda sleeps at sundown. | |
2989 The shark leaves a golden trail. | |
2990 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Ro… | |
2991 aug 28 10:00 mh 1d-224 h yasuoka, issp, nmr and nqr in high tdcu and rel… | |
2992 "p1_isup.c":756:compiler error: out of temporary trees | |
2993 According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic bever… | |
2994 Sizing and clearing 64 Mbytes of memory! Initialize local hardware! | |
2995 In the sentence `The logical operators are OR and AND and XOR,' there sh… | |
2996 Keyboard not present, press any key. | |
2997 Why doesn't FSF pick on someone their own size? | |
2998 Apres moi, le kludge. -James H Fischer | |
2999 Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle | |
3000 Forgive your enemies, but remember their names. -- John F. Kennedy | |
3001 cpu: can't dial helix.cpu: ken hasn't implemented datakit | |
3002 Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are ru… | |
3003 Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are ru… | |
3004 Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. -- Oscar Wilde | |
3005 parser/decl++.c:1700: warning: empty input file | |
3006 NEVER name an array after a bessel function! | |
3007 Everyone please save /usr/news/102.sup | |
3008 Buy DOS, get Unix free! | |
3009 The only things certain in life are X and taxes. - Bart Locanthi | |
3010 If at first you don't succeed, have a beer. | |
3011 If you were plowing a field what would you rather use, 2 strong oxen or … | |
3012 X-Andrew-Authenticated-As: 0;imposter.samsung.com;Mr. System | |
3013 You know when you have a dream that includes Mark Horton that it is time… | |
3014 American Non Sequitur Society: We don't make sense, but we do like pizza. | |
3015 I can't work out who i'm supposed to be hiding my information from in an… | |
3016 The FSF is not overly concerned about security. - FSF | |
3017 English is a stationary halibut? | |
3018 I have never let my schooling interfere with my breakfast cereal. | |
3019 Intoxication, whether Dionysian or Apollonian, of an aggregate is the se… | |
3020 Happiness is just gymnastics--and I hate programs that read standard out… | |
3021 Oh! It's one of those programs that reads standard output. - boyd | |
3022 A sharp tongue is the business of the grapes. | |
3023 For every action there is an awesome engine of contagion. | |
3024 A big rock has to be a nut about success. | |
3025 Money will say more in one moment than the wife of a sick goldfish. | |
3026 Electronic music has clearly come to he who drinks. | |
3027 One bad apple can ruin a snake. | |
3028 SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it rhymes. -Mark … | |
3029 Make: Don't know how your program works | |
3030 inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new friends, old cl… | |
3031 Keep flammables away from hurricanes for a secret mission. | |
3032 Gcc is mainly a CPU integer-intensive benchmark written in C. | |
3033 We had no idea how the Patriot would stand up to the Scud, and now we're… | |
3034 Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -Brian… | |
3035 It's better to get mugged than to live a life of fear. -Freeman Dyson | |
3036 Friends are classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts… | |
3037 Geez, you'd think standards were a continental disease or something. - B… | |
3038 Ansitise, v.: to pollute code; converse of sanitise. | |
3039 Posixiate, v.: to kill code or render it unconscious. See asphyxiate. | |
3040 Svindle, v.: to rob someone of code, remove functionality. | |
3041 ISO-late, v.: to delay production of code, to slow down code. | |
3042 OSIfy, v.: To make code impenetrable. | |
3043 warning: fioread.c:17 set and not used: goal | |
3044 I try not to run down MTS's in public. -P.J. Weinberger | |
3045 "SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards -- Rob Pike | |
3046 Usage: "netq [-[a][b][c][e][f][h][i][k][l][m][n][p][q][r][s][t][v][w][x]… | |
3047 ill black hole address | |
3048 The two core competencies of AT&T are crisis management and viewgraphs. … | |
3049 Each time we take a Newton step, we hit the snare drum. -Eric Grosse | |
3050 Increase your product value with autographs | |
3051 11/28: Macrocode caused entire 5990 complex to crash 17:15 - 18:14. | |
3052 Blessed are the peacocks, for they shall be called sonship of God. -Mat… | |
3053 server bootes available on 19.5 | |
3054 Ask Ken. He hates Everything. | |
3055 Rule 3: If the character is comprised of a container without another rad… | |
3056 You don't want to be alone when you're learning C++. | |
3057 There are two rules for success in life. Rule 1: Don't tell people eve… | |
3058 "parser/lex.c":2609:redeclaration of undefine from some line -2555 | |
3059 BASH is great, it dumps core and has clear documentation. -Ari Suntioin… | |
3060 Efficiency is doing things right, but effectiveness is doing the right t… | |
3061 To keep this fortune fresh, ECC has been added to the file system. | |
3062 This fortune displayed on 100% recycled pixels. | |
3063 The lucky chair was last auctioned in 1924 in Denmark when its previous … | |
3064 Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tri… | |
3065 att-xx # Apr 30 16:31:11 timed[119]: THIS MACHINE IS A SLAVE | |
3066 I can't go to the mall; I have to write a sonnet. -- Rebecca Bregman | |
3067 An economic reality of our time: computerized job deskilling. - a book r… | |
3068 The true ideologist does not let mere facticity impinge on his perfect u… | |
3069 one with nintendo/halcyon symbiosis/hand thinks for itself | |
3070 cold matsushita/their technology stronger/enslaves our people | |
3071 midori ito/girl finds glory, is broken/they can rebuild her | |
3072 honda seatcovers/winter warm and summer cool/little lambs no more | |
3073 the sand remembers/once there was beach and sunshine/but chip is warm too | |
3074 oh no godzilla/guns and planes cannot stop him/tokyo is ablaze | |
3075 samurai fighter/keyboard and mouse are his sword/digital battles | |
3076 DAT arrives/frequency notch treachery/people are not fooled | |
3077 young Sony worker/innocent hands build Walkman/tears run down faces | |
3078 /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat: Read-only file system | |
3079 Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere. | |
3080 Estne ebriamen de furfure avenaceo factum? | |
3081 Hostes aliengeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est? | |
3082 Of course he [Jim Morrison] is dead and that is a high price to pay for … | |
3083 There's no such thing as a simple cache bug. - Rob Pike | |
3084 HELP! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK DOWN, AND I CAN'T GET IT UP! | |
3085 The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bea… | |
3086 The tree of liberty must be fed from time to time with the blood of patr… | |
3087 Unix broke upon the world as a refreshing breeze. -Doug McIlroy | |
3088 The specific heat of a solid slag is the weighted average of the specifi… | |
3089 Two organic acids which are precipitated by the same base must have like… | |
3090 In an electrolyte, the product of the equivalent conductivity at infinit… | |
3091 The least solvated compound is most stable at high temperatures. Van't … | |
3092 Higher temperature favors higher enthalpy; Higher pressure favors smalle… | |
3093 The isomer with the higher dipole moment has the higher physical constan… | |
3094 $S sub m$ < 6.7 J/molK implies anomaly. Tiwari's Rule | |
3095 The erosion rate of a metal depends upon the melting point. Smeltzer's … | |
3096 If a slide is not readable when held at arm's length, it will not be rea… | |
3097 Impurities to the left of the host in the periodic table trap hydrogen; … | |
3098 Phase boundaries, when produced, must extend into fields with a higher n… | |
3099 High K/G implies ductility; low K/G implies brittleness. Pugh's Rule | |
3100 A reagent will approach a ketone carbonyl group from the side with the s… | |
3101 In the anomalous Zeeman effect, lines of the same series exhibit the sam… | |
3102 Oxide/metal volume ratios which are very different to unity imply poor o… | |
3103 In diamagnetic organic compounds, the molar magnetic susceptibility is a… | |
3104 Like functional groups in like surroundings make like contributions to t… | |
3105 The boiling point of an organic isomer is proportional to the density of… | |
3106 Other factors being equal, the metal which is most susceptible to failur… | |
3107 The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperatu… | |
3108 In dipole radiation, only transitions between terms of opposite parity a… | |
3109 Equal differences in the chemical composition of organic compounds give … | |
3110 Avoid point loads. Areal loading is best, followed by line loading. Ka… | |
3111 Avoid stress concentrators. Maintain structural compliance. Katz Rule | |
3112 Minimize the severity of impact. Katz Rule | |
3113 Keep components as small as possible. Katz Rule | |
3114 Machine components very carefully. Katz Rule | |
3115 Factors which cause a marked decrease in the liquidus slope have a great… | |
3116 Electricity travels one foot in a nanosecond. Hopper's Rule | |
3117 Atoms of even atomic number are more abundant in the universe than are a… | |
3118 The sum of the g-factors is the same for strong and weak magnetic fields… | |
3119 The solid particle erosion rate of annealed face-centered cubic metals i… | |
3120 Metals mix with insulators if the reaction enthalpy is negative, and not… | |
3121 One quantum of absorbed radiation activates only one molecule. Einstein… | |
3122 The ratio of the temperatures at which the vapor pressures of two simila… | |
3123 Elements with high melting points have low coefficients of thermal expan… | |
3124 Reactions of Diels-Alder type with cyclopentadiene give cyclanes with a … | |
3125 There is a clear relationship between the elastic modulus and the resist… | |
3126 The H atoms in ice lie on lines connecting the O atoms. Ice Rule | |
3127 There is only one H atom between any given pair of O atoms. Ice Rule | |
3128 Each O atom has two H atoms close to it and the unit of the water molecu… | |
3129 For any type of thing, there are more small things in the world than lar… | |
3130 Carcinogenicity in polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons is associated with t… | |
3131 In order to obtain equations which reproduce a fractal object, tile the … | |
3132 In dichroic crystals, the faster ray is less absorbed. Babinet Rule | |
3133 To calculate the slope of the best straight line through a set of points… | |
3134 The rate of a chemical reaction approximately doubles with each 10° ris… | |
3135 In general, cis compounds have a higher density and higher refractive in… | |
3136 The sum of the maximum positive valency exhibited by an element and of i… | |
3137 A substituted biphenyl can be resolved if and only if the sum of the han… | |
3138 You know how when you're a virgin you wanna try everything and do it rig… | |
3139 Some time between 1991 and 1992 computers will start to kill human being… | |
3140 NOTE..NO WEATHER WILL BE AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK, JULY 22 THROUGH THE 26TH. | |
3141 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to… | |
3142 And then there is of course the assumption that the disc is not made of … | |
3143 int three = 128+64, two = 128, one=64; | |
3144 Help Run Uninsured Motorists Off the Road -- Ohio registration renewal f… | |
3145 If you can't stand the heat, get a pool. | |
3146 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven. | |
3147 A bird in the hand is messy. | |
3148 Don't count your chickens, eat them. | |
3149 You can't teach an old dog new math. | |
3150 When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math. | |
3151 When in Rome, do bulls run around town? | |
3152 Too many cooks, so little meals. | |
3153 A fool and his money are my best friends. | |
3154 A penny saved is one cent. | |
3155 Look before you run into a pole. | |
3156 A watched pot never disappears. | |
3157 A rolling stone makes you flat. | |
3158 A rolling stone is a singing rock group. | |
3159 Every cloud has a wet spot. | |
3160 You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape. -J. van Wijk | |
3161 "Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure. | |
3162 Ken is very smart but also very opinionated. -- Doug Gwyn | |
3163 Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, … | |
3164 Narcissists receive callers without opening the door. | |
3165 If Bell Labs is a tree, research is a blossom, development is the fruit. | |
3166 You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems. | |
3167 It is likely that 2^104 is an ultimate limit on storage space, unless we… | |
3168 Any worm measuring bigger than 2 metres is a big worm. - sign in Gippsla… | |
3169 Our first 'smoke' test showed that it is possible to hear Bob Marley and… | |
3170 UX:mail: INFO: No mail. | |
3171 There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales… | |
3172 I'm giving the demo so why don't you just shut up? -rob (to ast) | |
3173 /* I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS CRAPY CODE -- presotto */ | |
3174 X Moul - Ovum | |
3175 Testing is for bunglers. Properly designed mechanisms work properly. -E… | |
3176 The Democrats just stand for `I want to be a Republican,' and the Republ… | |
3177 lp on plan 9 is fixed. -pg | |
3178 no more than 1 lp fortune per day -- rob | |
3179 The overhead involved in using a computer system is high enough that few… | |
3180 I think we should tread very carefully on governments that are constitut… | |
3181 This is my prediction for the future: whatever hasn't happened will happ… | |
3182 I have lived in a few cities: Nairobi, Edinburgh, Bradford, London, Sydn… | |
3183 Real software has its own 800 support line. Stu Feldman | |
3184 Communism must be like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce | |
3185 HONK IF YOU'RE ENTHUSIASTIC | |
3186 Don't the days seem lank and long when doughnuts don't come in. | |
3187 Eadum sunt, quorum unum potest substitui alteri salva veritate. -Leibniz | |
3188 It's like sticking your hands in someone else's pants: it just doesn't f… | |
3189 Military intelligence can be a contradiction in terms. | |
3190 Recoilless rifles - aren't. | |
3191 A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. | |
3192 The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack. | |
3193 If the enemy is within range, then so are you. | |
3194 Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of dangerous amateu… | |
3195 Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity. | |
3196 Marine math: 2 beers times 39 Marines is 49 cases. | |
3197 Body Count Math: 2 VC plus 1 chicken and 3 pigs equals 37 enemy killed i… | |
3198 Low expectations are the key to happiness. - Pamela Zave | |
3199 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere… | |
3200 20 octets is 160 guys playing flutes -- rob | |
3201 chan[2]='m'; /* Ooh, careful! */ | |
3202 Many system design flaws can be traced to unwarrantedly anthropomorphizi… | |
3203 The common theme to all three of the A320 crashes is lack of altitude. … | |
3204 Clear your screen after you log off. | |
3205 #define struct union /* Great space saver */ | |
3206 Maybe there is no death as we know it. Just documents changing hands. | |
3207 It's the only avant-garde we got. | |
3208 When times are bad, people feel compelled to overeat. | |
3209 If you could become more ugly, it would help your career enormously. | |
3210 You have a vast capacity for becoming embarrassed on other people's beha… | |
3211 You have important hair. | |
3212 We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following the rul… | |
3213 I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine. - Ken Thompson, … | |
3214 Easy reading is damned hard writing. - Sheridan | |
3215 After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity. -Har… | |
3216 MOVL R1, | |
3217 How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick | |
3218 So, if you put a G on the front you have to put a zero on the back? -Ken | |
3219 As usual, please try to use a reusable mug. | |
3220 I'd use plan 9 before i'd use bitfields -- pjw | |
3221 Of the physical pages in use, 3436738592 pages are permanently allocated… | |
3222 February marks the fag end of Bombay's short mild winter spell. | |
3223 Let's share those threats | |
3224 Let's not beat ourselves up for being defensive | |
3225 There's some Jungian principles inside us | |
3226 There are many feedback loops into your system | |
3227 Time to take a stretch-break (possibly self-managed) | |
3228 There'll be massive chaos downstream | |
3229 Feel your own power | |
3230 We're getting lots of dysfunctional acting-out of anxiety | |
3231 We've got to raise this to a double-loop system | |
3232 We've got to keep upping the control until one of us goes nuke! | |
3233 The conflict has to be ritualised in order to get it addressed | |
3234 If you carry on, head-to-head, on `solution' you don't get anywhere | |
3235 That sort of `collusive carrying' just isn't on. | |
3236 Everybody will soon be owning their incompetence | |
3237 They'll be scapegoated because they have a valency for incompetence | |
3238 You gotta pump-prime your seed-corn | |
3239 You need a proactive planning horizon | |
3240 I want you to feel your own power | |
3241 Let's fix a frame on these issues and focus on the power dynamics in the… | |
3242 Infinite retry on parallel printer time-out | |
3243 A system is Unix if and only if it will compile and run everything on pr… | |
3244 Can you sum up plan 9 in layman's terms? It does everything Unix does on… | |
3245 (hch:) Can't find /you/must/specify/HCDIR/bin/hc@sun41com | |
3246 There are tons of bad AD and DA convertors out there, but they don't mak… | |
3247 This is like ignoring both the speed limit and the odometer in your car.… | |
3248 I didn't really expect to find elephants on the airport runway, and ther… | |
3249 "Objective" and "subjective" are not entirely subjective. - Penn Jillette | |
3250 The alpha is doing a lot more computation than a lightbulb -- rob | |
3251 It is rarely wise to underestimate the taste of the truly pious. | |
3252 WAIS allows relevance feedback | |
3253 Once you start talking about Nothing, people think you're some sort of i… | |
3254 Why is there only one Monopoly commission? | |
3255 If something could be done about cache misses, programs would run about … | |
3256 mount: mount /srv/boot /n/bootes: permission denied | |
3257 Kudos to everyone on the WKSH Team! | |
3258 the application "unknown" has unexpectedly quit, because of sys. | |
3259 BUSINESS UNIT NEWS: | |
3260 o UNIX System Labs launches a torrent of announcements | |
3261 /bin/ls: exec header invalid | |
3262 If you wish to vote "No opinion" on any topic, you must cancel gut.wksh … | |
3263 Huiswants es. | |
3264 Motto: Compute with fermions, communicate with bosons. -Vincent Heuring | |
3265 The flip side of change is trust. -George Bush | |
3266 We are changing the alignment, not the membership. -John Mayo | |
3267 The President [Bush] is just a guy who sucks in life. - White House aide | |
3268 At MIT the server is the unit of invention. -Rob Pike | |
3269 The dependency dag for a target consists of nodes connected by directed … | |
3270 I was an asshole when you (philw) were still a gleam in your father's ey… | |
3271 Beleidigungen, Beschwerden und Flames bitte an NUL schicken. | |
3272 Fashion, though a goddess, is a fool, and all her worshippers..are ninco… | |
3273 You advocate a lot of egg sucking but you're not very forthcoming with t… | |
3274 My pile of equipment is bigger than your pile of equipment -- philw | |
3275 Mathematics is ... the hot and chaotic work of the devil. Quayle needn'… | |
3276 51HAren't you glad you don't have to do this anymore? | |
3277 Virtual caches are the worst idea since register windows. - Phil Winterb… | |
3278 cetus news: Cannot open /usr/news/ | |
3279 ``Ausserordentlich chaotisch, dissonant, und häßlich.'' -review of pre… | |
3280 Why is the text on my screen turning umop-apisdn? | |
3281 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. … | |
3282 coproc proto viol | |
3283 Time wounds all heels. | |
3284 Live fast, die young, leave a long publication list. | |
3285 150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for 9ss.Z. | |
3286 Maximum number of users exceeded - try again laterConnection closed by f… | |
3287 Connected to 192.65.218.43. | |
3288 When in doubt, twirl. -Ted Shawn | |
3289 ¿Tôø müçh öf á gòód thìng? | |
3290 Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -Frank Zappa | |
3291 Quando la neve si scioglie si vede la merda. | |
3292 I wonder how Plan 9 could be used to monitor shut-ins? -- L. Bernstein | |
3293 Semper ubi sub ubi. | |
3294 Lesson 10 - Who killed Bambi? | |
3295 Is it a lot of blokes with long hair and guitars around their necks? -Ke… | |
3296 Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young. - Samuel Johnson | |
3297 Memory tests terminated by keystroke | |
3298 Rome deserves you. - Tiberius to Caligula. | |
3299 as1: Error: ../bpvvv.c, line 1324: Too many float literals--compile with… | |
3300 } /* the next line is indented funny to preserve old indentation… | |
3301 syslog(LOG_WARNING,"/etc/copyright may be too large"); | |
3302 Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect. - Davi… | |
3303 It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams. | |
3304 At twilight, objects often start/To make odd sounds and fall apart. | |
3305 A random thought, if said aloud,/May soon attract a hostile crowd. | |
3306 A timely use of glue or paste/May well prevent a shocking waste. | |
3307 One cannot hope to end one's life/With nothing but a butter knife. | |
3308 The seaweed on the shore cries out/But only it knows what about. | |
3309 It's possible to pick up crumbs/By pressing on them with the thumbs. | |
3310 The one who wants to put on airs/Should not attempt them on the stairs. | |
3311 The person who today is here/May by tomorrow disappear. | |
3312 The helpful thought for which you look/Is written somewhere in a book. | |
3313 A one- or two-inch piece of string/Cannot be used for anything. | |
3314 Upon your person keep a pill/In case you're taken deathly ill. | |
3315 Britain has football hooligans, Germany has neo-Nazis, and France has fa… | |
3316 Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General you're going to die. | |
3317 Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est. | |
3318 Please do not urinate in the rain gauge. - sign on Mt. Kilimanjaro | |
3319 Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans. -rob | |
3320 The implementation should provide some reasonable value (80? 255? 509?) … | |
3321 Real data are normal in the middle and Cauchy in the tails. | |
3322 accom: Warning 310: restart.c, line 148: A file with no declarations or … | |
3323 Always go for overkill. -Lou Reed | |
3324 Available only for MEI designed 3.5"MO series. Do not use it absolutely … | |
3325 Is the tool broadly supported or maintained? | |
3326 You don't need rain in a movie, and you don't need ``paradigm'' in a boo… | |
3327 Routine work drives out creative work - Arno Penzias | |
3328 If my career depended on dot-dot, I'd be on the dole. - philw | |
3329 >>>'/ ܇D/' panic: decref | |
3330 150 years ago everybody was a Christian Scientist. dmr | |
3331 Featuring the Intel 14.4EX with V.42bis and MNP5 | |
3332 Look what David Koresh did, rather than go home and visit HIS parents! … | |
3333 It appears that people would rather have their hands on the wheel and dr… | |
3334 'Gigabit' seems to mean 600 megabits. It's a VAX gigabit. - ken | |
3335 Valid license for the following required when not using dbx on kernel. … | |
3336 Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid. | |
3337 I'm pulling *something* here. - Dom Marotta | |
3338 From: No gas will be sold to anyone in a glass container <[email protected]… | |
3339 Figure 1b shows how C++'s pure virtual functions turned a black box into… | |
3340 (accom): tasks.c, line 7576: accom: Internal: Out of tree space. Cann… | |
3341 No UNIX system on the market supports more standards than DEC OSF/1. | |
3342 I despise the little old ladies of both sexes. -Charles Ives | |
3343 What does sound have to do with music? -Charles Ives | |
3344 YOU are welecome to Cheboxary!! | |
3345 I don't need any help, 'cause I'm not doing anything. -Howard | |
3346 ugen: warning : line 979 : ../../../../../../src/usr/ccs/bin/ugen/cons… | |
3347 VAX portability is assured. | |
3348 Additionally, the paper [xxx] can serve as an excellent tool to help any… | |
3349 We are not wholly an island, except geographically. - John Major | |
3350 I'm drawing a line under the sand. - John Major | |
3351 Always wear underpants beneath your kanzu before you mount your bicycle. | |
3352 Humiliation is intrinsically comic. - Frank Conroy | |
3353 C gains much of its vaunted efficiency by employing a very powerful pre-… | |
3354 T-shirt: Mom and Dad invented OOP in the 70's and all I got was C++ | |
3355 DEC OSF/1 V1.2 Worksystem Software (Rev. 10) The installation software… | |
3356 BD-445G (red compact car) lights no longer on | |
3357 Checking system endianess... Big endian | |
3358 Subject: ** PROCESS CHANGE ALERT ********************** ERROR:(-)inp… | |
3359 If Dennis Ritchie were the man who developed Modula-2 then C would be lo… | |
3360 From --rw-rw-rw- Sun Aug 15 04:21:17 EDT 1993 | |
3361 If you're smart you'll remain ignorant - bobf | |
3362 They bit the wrong chicken's head off with their own teeth and got blood… | |
3363 Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their com… | |
3364 A coach is someone who lives and behaves Our Common Bond, and views each… | |
3365 Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave | |
3366 Standards is an area that is constantly changing. -Carl Cargill (ed. AC… | |
3367 This will be sexy: nothing like a good tty driver to turn you on. - Phil… | |
3368 To find out a person's userid, ask him. --IBM VM/CMS Primer | |
3369 Blessed be the optionless, for they shall not eat gnu | |
3370 Every old barn can use a little paint. - Tammy Faye Bakker on Primetime … | |
3371 The sendmail security patch will be available in approximately two weeks. | |
3372 Diversity better than intensity -- Xerox PARC talk (conclusion) | |
3373 Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe with a hundred foot clipper. | |
3374 If a train station is where a train stops, what's a workstation? | |
3375 I just want a bare-boned, straight EMACS. - Rae McLellan | |
3376 Cohesion and coupling are intertwined. | |
3377 SPEC results inflated by too many compiler flags. -Microprocessor Review | |
3378 a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections | |
3379 ?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail' | |
3380 Being afraid of X is about as sensible as being afraid of sendmail. | |
3381 I wish these damn scientists would leave intelligence to the experts. -… | |
3382 #include... <depending on your compiler> | |
3383 I don't like to spend my time on sterile discussions -- Bjarne Stroustru… | |
3384 There is no problem so simple that management can fix it. - Dave Presot… | |
3385 Fat Triangles Determine Linearly Many Holes | |
3386 We send our young men to fight wars. Ants, at least, send their old wom… | |
3387 #/->/ := #/->/ | |
3388 *** Message content is not printable: delete, write or save it to a file… | |
3389 It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manc… | |
3390 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming … | |
3391 emacs: Terminal type "emacs" is not powerful enough to run Emacs. | |
3392 xterm: Error 50, errno 1: Too big | |
3393 RMS was neither ignorant nor lying. He simply used word choices that cr… | |
3394 User Needs Drive IS To Wherehouse -- OS Today headline | |
3395 Probably not a complicated question - how does the mount driver work? - … | |
3396 Subject: no subject (file transmission) | |
3397 If you find any unidentified object under your seat, please do not attem… | |
3398 ML is a language for people with excess IQ points. - John Ousterhout | |
3399 The Big Bang theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. | |
3400 Someone's searching for sex in the 800 database. | |
3401 1181258 SAVECORE SEGMENTATION FAULT WHILE TRYING TO SAVE CORE | |
3402 Middleware is the implementation of a concept. - Ed Szurkowski | |
3403 FOUND IN SUPPOSEDLY EMPTY EQUIPMENT, MATTOON, IL POST OFFICE 61938 | |
3404 To back up the 57th platter in the file system type 'wormingest 49; worm… | |
3405 /n/a:/100377-15/sun3/4.1.1/sendmail: Ascii & Extended Latin & Cyrillic &… | |
3406 Not responsible for errors in typo. | |
3407 This is AT&T. Communication is our business, not our mode of working. -… | |
3408 How much clearer everything is when you underline! - Ron Hardin | |
3409 Improve our mechanisms for sharing BU and "white space" opportunities kn… | |
3410 The Internet grows hyperbolically, but is usually described elliptically… | |
3411 Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility. | |
3412 Many will urinate with joy in having shared in the hacking of your neck.… | |
3413 [Acting] was a lot more difficult than modeling. There's a lot to remem… | |
3414 Everything that can ever be invented has been invented -Charles H. Duell… | |
3415 The complex-type shall be a simple-type. ISO 10206:1991 (Extended Pasca… | |
3416 The "do one thing well" philosophy underlying UNIX is best realized in a… | |
3417 Subject: slip:UX:killall: INFO: killing pid 140 <routed> | |
3418 There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users". … | |
3419 I think you have to really be an engineer to run a technology company. -… | |
3420 hd2: model oCnnreP repieharsl6 with default 1471 cyl 5 head 17 sec | |
3421 I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job - George Bush, d… | |
3422 This is a great day for France! - Richard Nixon, while attending Charles… | |
3423 I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democr… | |
3424 What a waste it is to lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true th… | |
3425 The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are… | |
3426 I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is wha… | |
3427 Mondale: George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize. Bush: Well,… | |
3428 #define n_zeroes _n._n_n._n_zeroes | |
3429 To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography… | |
3430 Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, … | |
3431 Sorry, the passowrd you asked for is too long. Please choose a password… | |
3432 Television is a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well … | |
3433 The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony No. 9. | |
3434 This is the best recruiting season we've ever had. - Ken Thompson, Dec … | |
3435 Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that! | |
3436 Press Ctlt-Ds Ctlt-Del a to reboour reboour mach | |
3437 cfe: Warning 712: irix.c, line 311: illegal combination of pointer and i… | |
3438 Here in Nuremberg, information hiding is much more popular in the organi… | |
3439 yes >/dev/kmem # Shutdown is broken. This'll have to do | |
3440 "No one steals our chicks," sneers Duke, "and lives." | |
3441 You must engineer for the technology curve and set the intercepts to mat… | |
3442 Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß mann schweigen. | |
3443 When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. -- Stev… | |
3444 This is SGI Bug #375613. | |
3445 If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. | |
3446 error code 4A: Could not free fingers from storage slot after insert | |
3447 At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1. | |
3448 You are thehttp://counter.digits.com/wc/-d/4/cpluscounter visitor since … | |
3449 It's hard to compete with conventional cukes. | |
3450 PEALSE CAN YOU ADIVE ME WHAT TO DO :) | |
3451 License Error : The license for this product(SPARCompiler C) has expired | |
3452 ARMY FOCUSES ON SECOND BASE IN SEX PROBE | |
3453 In Pursuit of Software Excellence: If you want to become a leader, follo… | |
3454 Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time readin… | |
3455 In label expressions, <> expressions are ignored inside .char expression… | |
3456 I have made this letter longer than usual, because I lack the time to ma… | |
3457 If I had more time, I should have written you a shorter letter. Mdm. de… | |
3458 UNIX geek since 486651600 | |
3459 Speed is more important than anything else in management. - Henry Schacht | |
3460 No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied oc… | |
3461 Cwm fjord bank glyphs vex't quiz. | |
3462 Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates i… | |
3463 Clearspeak also is a euphemism for what advertising people call the "dom… | |
3464 My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the priv… | |
3465 Note: gtest.java uses a deprecated API. Recompile with "-deprecation" f… | |
3466 Malcolm [grandson of Malcolm X] walked into court yesterday afternoon to… | |
3467 Usenet is like letters to the editor, only without an editor. - Larry W… | |
3468 Who are you going to believe? Me or that lying sheep? -- Jim McKie | |
3469 Line 3 of "/usr/add-on/trouble/bin/trouble": syntax error; saw '<'. Unde… | |
3470 I don't think you can really know how heavy something is until it has fa… | |
3471 I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. --Alan Smithee | |
3472 Are you sure you want to send 'Pleonasm' to the recycle bin? | |
3473 The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard | |
3474 ^Eds: SUBS 3rd graf, `So what's ...' to remove accent from 'derriere.' | |
3475 WELL YOU MISSED IT. I WAS ON THE RADIO AND WAS IN A CONTEST TO WIN FLEET… | |
3476 <A HREF="http://images.nytimes.com/RealMedia/ads/click_lx.ads/www.nytime… | |
3477 It's a very good idea to compare apples and oranges, that's a big part o… | |
3478 Your glasses will include miniature video cameras that will give you a s… | |
3479 Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without b… | |
3480 ^Bearded lady, friend killed in possible case of mistaken identity< | |
3481 I think I'm getting mellow in my old age. - Phil Winterbottom | |
3482 Cu' si marita sta contentu 'nu giornu, cu' ammazza 'u porco sta contentu… | |
3483 How can they identify me? I had a mask on. - Weird News criminal | |
3484 If it has more than three chords, it's Jazz. - Lou Reed | |
3485 If there were a god, we'd be able to walk upright without back problems.… | |
3486 Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues. | |
3487 No viewpoints are banned. Except those banned by the law. -- Iranian Pr… | |
3488 uopt: Warning: insert_aux__91deque__pt__78_21basic_string__pt__2_c45__de… | |
3489 "shaneystl.c", line 24: Note: Type "CC -migration" for more on anachroni… | |
3490 The Lucent Real Estate Strategic Intent: "One ignited team, unleashing p… | |
3491 This program cannot be run in DOS mode. | |
3492 Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to tak… | |
3493 Millenium parties/with loud music, lights and joy;/then, how cold! | |
3494 Stupid programmer,/think ahead next time, when the/power's back. | |
3495 Windows 98 is/compliant with minor bugs,/store water! | |
3496 Hire more programmers/for Y2k Bug now -- Oops,/lights are out! | |
3497 Y2k is just/a scam for consultants -- hey/Martial law! | |
3498 Two digits lost,/the railroad switch spills coal --/scavengers! | |
3499 UX:cancel: WARNING: Request "SPARCprinterII-64" is done. TO FIX: It is t… | |
3500 If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on f… | |
3501 We don't write assembly language, we steal it. - brucee | |
3502 The Elements of Style is as much as guide to success as it is to grammer… | |
3503 Simon says, ``Don't be so suggestible.'' | |
3504 The IAU reports that RX Pup has returned to a state of high excitation a… | |
3505 JAVA truly is the great equalizing software. It has reduced all computer… | |
3506 warning: Hit heuristic-fence-post without finding enclosing function for… | |
3507 You're just a hologram - I outrank you. | |
3508 Mechanically Separated Chicken. - Ingredient label | |
3509 You have mail.™ | |
3510 Stare at the thumbnails closely to view larger images. | |
3511 This is a ruggedized telephone, it does everything a normal telephone do… | |
3512 All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of… | |
3513 There's really no way to fix this, and still keep Perl pathologically ec… | |
3514 Welcome to Netscape Quality Feedback Agent - Step 1 of 3 | |
3515 FOR FASTER SERVICE, PLEASE CALL US WITH YOUR REFILLS 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE | |
3516 Anthrax is cool. - Tad Hunt | |
3517 (never claims generated from LTL formulae are stutter-closed) | |
3518 /text/plain00charsetUTF-80 you stuff by snail, | |
3519 War in the Clinton era is just P.R. by other means. - Michael Hirschorn | |
3520 If I can see a bit further it is because I stand on the shoulders of Hun… | |
3521 I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the trut… | |
3522 We do not need phones, we have a lot of messenger boys - British Scienti… | |
3523 I did write and prove correct a 20-line program in January, but I made t… | |
3524 It's not whether you win or lose; it's where you place the blame. | |
3525 ISDN: PPP-Daemon funktioniert nicht mehr | |
3526 Hey medalist, don't forget to take out the recycling. -- Bonnie Thompson | |
3527 There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can… | |
3528 You buy 'em books and you buy 'em books and they just chew on the covers. | |
3529 I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock. | |
3530 This should only be a momentary outage, of about 10 minutes or so. | |
3531 The ignored registers are for future backward-compatible extensions. - I… | |
3532 /lib/shakespeare/sonnets: limbo program | |
3533 Does the additional overhead of doing a function call make this act less… | |
3534 A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to d… | |
3535 Are you proposing a solution or just whining? - Dave to Dave | |
3536 Nothing says "happy father's day" quite like the flesh-stripped skull of… | |
3537 You are running the GNOME File Manager as root. As root, you can damage… | |
3538 A document with the name `junk.xls' is already open. You cannot open tw… | |
3539 When your output is negligible, losing a day's work is insignificant. --… | |
3540 Expensive solutions to all kinds of problems are often signs of mediocri… | |
3541 Ches is the Dennis Rodman of science. -Cliff Young | |
3542 if your terminal stops booting, I'll be in the unix room. | |
3543 ! TeX capacity exceeded, sorry [main memory size=263001]. | |
3544 The system suspend request has been rejected. To conserve power, shut d… | |
3545 If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entir… | |
3546 This program is protected by US and international copyright laws as desc… | |
3547 Lucent in Motion is almost in full swing. | |
3548 pi + onions = opinions | |
3549 If there was [sic] a single standard for the English language it would n… | |
3550 Set an example for your kids by learning to read and write. | |
3551 21st Century Cyborg Returns To Kill Waitress. | |
3552 I'm smiling on the outside and beating you senseless on the inside. You … | |
3553 You will set the register! To the correct value! | |
3554 Anti-Virus Software Users: Some anti-virus software programs may interfe… | |
3555 You gotta think of fear as a tool. - Phil Winterbottom | |
3556 His hand was bitten by his own side in an offhand way. - Mark V. Shaney | |
3557 The more things change, the more he loves the flag. - Mark V. Shaney | |
3558 Don't meddle in the mouth. - Mark V. Shaney | |
3559 Will the call be routed on the same switch or will it go out over a truc… | |
3560 I may be a bad woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Fanny Brice | |
3561 apmd[105]: On-line: * * * (100% unknown) | |
3562 P.P.S. Thanks for helping make BUY.COM the #l online computer retailer. | |
3563 I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my… | |
3564 I only lie to the ones I don't like, the ones who ask stupid questions. | |
3565 The proofs of the associative, commutative, and distributive laws for th… | |
3566 The observation could be "a real break-through" in osteoporosis treatmen… | |
3567 Life is very strange - compared to what? - Penn Jillette | |
3568 Your search for difficentralia returned 0 article(s). If this is too ma… | |
3569 Sperm bank sued for tossing samples - Headline in Star-Ledger | |
3570 Spell check: did you mean unicorde? - altavista | |
3571 The Linux, and in particular the Free Software, movement, if not the mar… | |
3572 I do hope not to live long enough to see the launch of Quantum Windows. … | |
3573 In science, we give our highest award to people that prove us wrong. --… | |
3574 Indian Hill is like the Borg. -- Phil Winterbottom | |
3575 My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel b… | |
3576 --rwxr-xr-x M 9501 geoff geoff 1417216 Dec 30 14:16 . | |
3577 log10: SING error -- borland c/c++ 3.1 | |
3578 You have the power to write your own fortune. | |
3579 .NOTICE; ;?This comment is definitely out of date | |
3580 If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you. | |
3581 boot: nop...cfs...session...no physical memory | |
3582 doofus is God-like | |
3583 The quantity specified for 3Com Palm Vx is too great. We only have -1 a… | |
3584 Man-animals cannot fly! | |
3585 Software is the stuff that never works, always has to be maintained, and… | |
3586 Money, sex, storage, and bandwidth -- these are the things where too muc… | |
3587 linux-2.3.99-pre9.tar: limbo program | |
3588 temp &= 0x07FFFBFB; // clear bits 31 and 30 | |
3589 An error has prevented <%=ServiceName%> from locating the message. | |
3590 8.out 723: warning: process exceeds 2100 file descriptors | |
3591 A dirty mind is a perpetual solace. - Air Commodore Sir Charles Kingsfor… | |
3592 Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China | |
3593 Why I have to write echo "reboot" > reboot ? I prefer to write this.rebo… | |
3594 There's method in the key of C. | |
3595 Computers come in putty-colored boxes and have AUTOEXEC.BAT files and ru… | |
3596 Your mail regarding "" will be read when I return. | |
3597 Esperanto, why don't you come to your tenses. | |
3598 That's why it's distributed. So it's always wrong somewhere. | |
3599 BT,DT,fixed quite a few of them. - Al "-15kLOC during the last year" Viro | |
3600 Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits. | |
3601 First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, … | |
3602 Kitchen: Selecting Blendolini Causes Choco-Banana Shake Hang | |
3603 I hope I can finish the garbage collector before I run out of ice. - bru… | |
3604 This recipe [for toad in the hole] will stand or fall by the quality of … | |
3605 The machine FROG was re-named MESSIAH. | |
3606 Your coat becomes like a car with the stereo playing and the car phone r… | |
3607 Invalid null command. | |
3608 We have discovered a pervasive nonstationarity. | |
3609 No that's your chair. Mine has the drum machine on it. - Tad | |
3610 Not mistakes - highly co-ordinated mistake opportunity initiatives. | |
3611 If your neck is as wide as your head ... take the day off. | |
3612 She will have SME (subject matter experts) from her organization call yo… | |
3613 Man who stand on toilet ... high on pot. | |
3614 If your article contains quoted text please take some time to pare it do… | |
3615 The name "grep" comes from the vi editor. - An undergraduate computer s… | |
3616 gcc -Isomenonstandardplace -Dverylongoption -Wpleasedontcomplainaboutmyp… | |
3617 You are a nuclear menace. Your warhead should be dismantled. | |
3618 A zone contains the domain names that the domain within the same domain … | |
3619 Subject: [9fans] Re: =?iso-8859-1?Q?=5B9fans=5D_R=E9f=2E_:_=5B9fans=5D_S… | |
3620 //******************************************* A L I G N M E N T *******… | |
3621 ntimesync.c:666 external redeclaration of: whatisthefrequencykenneth | |
3622 It is my carefully considered opinion that C++ represents an additional … | |
3623 verb = a > b ? 'a': c > d ? 'd': 'c'; | |
3624 pwd: window deleted | |
3625 Your personality is your greatest invention. | |
3626 I'd rather make love amongst the flowers than take lots of cold showers. | |
3627 There is not enough memory to load all your extensions. | |
3628 VbeSignature should be set to 'VBE2' when function is called to indicat… | |
3629 Zoinks! Jimminy-jillikers, B-man, that is strange! =) | |
3630 A great deal of agonizing and very little decisiveness went into resolvi… | |
3631 /opt/gcc-2.95.2-irix6.2-o32/lib/gcc-lib/mips-sgi-irix5.3/2.95.2/cpp -lan… | |
3632 The Business Controls Communicator has been renamed to the GFS Process A… | |
3633 We don't write anything in Perl anymore, because [ksh93] has all the fun… | |
3634 mk: no recipe to make 'rio.data.fsys.menu.scrl.time.util.wctl.wind.xfid.' | |
3635 Lucent Technologies and strategic partner Fatbrain are pleased to annou… | |
3636 artist: unrecognized message 'Elvis Costello' | |
3637 It's not only stupid it's wrong! | |
3638 Routers don't need IP addresses. -- Alex Mezhibovsky | |
3639 syntax error on line 1, teletype / syntax error on line 1, teletype * 00… | |
3640 So long as system messages are phrased as if a patronising aunt were add… | |
3641 NT password change form: Password Change Unsuccessful: DS getobject fail… | |
3642 I hope my TV's software update finishes before Gilligan's Island is on. | |
3643 rc: Usage: whatis name ...: fd out of range or not open | |
3644 System time is a count of 100-nanosecond intervals since January 1, 1601… | |
3645 There is insufficient memory. Save your document now. - Microsoft Word | |
3646 0x00FFFFFFUL (ˈɒfəl). Also 4 ofall, 5 offale, -aile, 6 offalle, -awle, | |
3647 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man per… | |
3648 A woman is only a woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Bill Gates | |
3649 It is most enjoyable to talk with you. | |
3650 Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 19, 24, 36, 43 | |
3651 Lucky Numbers `{seq 100} | |
3652 junk: 644 mode. Remove ? (yes/no)[no] : | |
3653 Pharr is about a day and a half. | |
3654 OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR | |
3655 I found VC++ GUI programming more grief than COBOL using cards! :-) | |
3656 "If blackouts are going to occur, there's no reason for us to be kept in… | |
3657 --24 May 2001 Trojans are Stealthy, Damaging and Tenacious | |
3658 (gdb) maintenance demangle __17__class_type_infoPCcPCQ217__class_type_in… | |
3659 Registering your product will also allow us to contact you in the unlike… | |
3660 Chinese Web Site Replaces CEO. | |
3661 Today is `pissed off at GNU software' day. | |
3662 You have less than .027278% chance of getting this fortune. Aren't you … | |
3663 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pic… | |
3664 The goal of the experimental trials with the artificial heart is to "dou… | |
3665 I prefer other's wives, but my own toilet. - Japanese proverb | |
3666 /bin/../lib/gcc-lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/../../../../i386-lucent-plan9/… | |
3667 What Jesus fails to appreciate, is that it's the meek that are the probl… | |
3668 XML is the Lisp of the 90's. | |
3669 # DO NOT PUT ANYTHING AFTER THIS LINE, IT WILL GO AWAY. | |
3670 Gpklinux uses ld.so 1.9.11 libc6 2.1.3 libc5 5.4.46 binutils 2.9.5.0.37 … | |
3671 The dreck was my idea. - Samuel Z. Arkoff | |
3672 Please email me off-list if you wish to discuss off-topicness. -Rick Ho… | |
3673 I have an x86 assembler in Bash. Would that be helpful for porting Plan… | |
3674 Caches aren't architecture, they're just optimization. - Rob Pike | |
3675 I will inform you soon later. | |
3676 Formatting 20,00.77M - Windows 95 | |
3677 Far Knuth! | |
3678 canlock: corrupted 0xcafebabe | |
3679 And the fear of you shall be the noise of a broiled fish, and all creepi… | |
3680 Child process unexpectedly missing: No child processes. | |
3681 proto.c:435 syntax error, last name: WRONG | |
3682 The output string must have enough room, or else. - comment in VMware X… | |
3683 gcc -c -O2 -fno-strength-reduce -ansi -pedantic -Wall -Wpointer-arith … | |
3684 If your home page is where your heart is, here's where to stay: Universi… | |
3685 A lie of omission is still a lie. | |
3686 Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there! | |
3687 The gun law in Queensland is as follows: if you run out of petrol don't … | |
3688 America? Astounding! All because of a fellow named Columbus and poor nav… | |
3689 Warning: MS SQL message: Login failed for user 'webreadonly'. Reason: No… | |
3690 uname: not super user | |
3691 2001.08.30=11:45:58.88-0400 transcript/666/12016387293 nutmeg[667] trans… | |
3692 Does anyone have Richard Stallman's phone number? I want to call him an… | |
3693 Devil Duckie, when you float, it's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat! | |
3694 Djahavagooweegend? | |
3695 Free Dmitri - with every e-book! | |
3696 Due to the sophisticated nature of DSL, Verizon Online cannot guarantee … | |
3697 %HVHI-W-TOOMUCHQI, Your QI level has exceeded your daily quota. Please … | |
3698 In the bad old days you'd just write a five line function to [calculate … | |
3699 eThay ummarysay orfay isthay Apanesejay agepay ontainscay aracterschay a… | |
3700 Subject: MVS Host "ET" Change - Connect:Direct(NDM) & TSO | |
3701 You can't tell a book if the title is covered. | |
3702 It's not impossible - just really unfair. | |
3703 I hate nostalgia. I hated it then and I hate it now. | |
3704 cvs [checkout aborted]: cannot rename file .new.glwdrawin to glwdrawinga… | |
3705 Strong vinegar will break its own vessel. | |
3706 It's impossible to hold two watermelons in one hand. | |
3707 He lost both Ali-pilaf and Vali-pilaf. | |
3708 When things don't go right, even halva will break your tooth. | |
3709 He can't crumble dumplings for himself, yet he cuts noods for others. | |
3710 He who burns his mouth on milk will blow on yogurt when eating it. | |
3711 If you don't have honey, have a honey tongue. | |
3712 My little pilaf and I won't have headache. | |
3713 To be hungry is better than to be in debt. | |
3714 Better to eat cheese and bread than pilaf that is given as a favor. | |
3715 He who pities his lamb can't eat kebab. | |
3716 The molla saw pilaf and forgot about the Koran | |
3717 I bought doshab; it turned out to be honey. | |
3718 Neither cooked at home nor brought from the neighbor's. | |
3719 Give a gift, never mind if it's a rotten nut. | |
3720 He is a man who gives bread. | |
3721 No one calls his ayran sour. | |
3722 The curd seller will come to our yard, too. | |
3723 When a tree bears much fruit, it bends low. | |
3724 You haven't eaten the goose's meat, so you don't know how it tastes. | |
3725 You don't have a cherry orchard so how do you know what kind of bird a q… | |
3726 Don't offer "bahmaz" to someone who has honey. | |
3727 How can a donkey know what saffron is? | |
3728 He has his bread on his knees. | |
3729 He is one who treads on bread. | |
3730 You don't give milk to a the child who doesn't cry. | |
3731 Your mouth won't get sweet just by saying "halva-halva". | |
3732 Neither meat, nor fish. | |
3733 We cut salt and bread together. | |
3734 Say "hello" 40 times to the place where you have tried salt at least onc… | |
3735 Even if your relative eats your meat, he will never discard your bones. | |
3736 Apricots in the orchard brought so many greetings. When the apricots we… | |
3737 Be hungry, but don't beg. | |
3738 Count the chickens in autumn. | |
3739 Whatever you put on your pilaf will appear on your spoon. | |
3740 If it works, yogurt; if not, ayran. | |
3741 Even if the onion is sharp, it has its own place on the table. | |
3742 Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen. | |
3743 My advice to you: grind your own grain. | |
3744 Don't put garlic on your head if it doesn't hurt. | |
3745 You can't make stew with cheap meat. | |
3746 Don't eat "turshu" in front of a sick man. | |
3747 He gets wool from eggs. | |
3748 He scoops cream off water. | |
3749 When you're young, carry stones. When you're old, eat pilaf. | |
3750 Milk pilov is good one day at our place, the next day at yours. | |
3751 He doesn't pay for the meat, but grabs the biggest "kuftas". | |
3752 I neither kneaded nor baked, but I found a ready cake. | |
3753 WARNING: terminal is not fully functional - (press RETURN) | |
3754 Makefile:7: *** missing separator (did you mean TAB instead of 8 spaces?… | |
3755 Dear Knowledge Management Network, | |
3756 WAP is crap. | |
3757 Belvime i no send this mail for make spam! | |
3758 Absquotilate it in style, you old skunk,..and show the gentlemen what yo… | |
3759 Promoting XEmacs from Editors to Red Hat Linux | |
3760 DO NOT BE SELFISH! SHARE YOUR TIME WITH AN AWESOME SOLE MATE | |
3761 If emacs buffers were limited to the size of memory, it would not be pos… | |
3762 Linux: written by amateurs for amateurs. - D. Presotto | |
3763 With free-friends like that who needs free-enemies? | |
3764 When will they understand the difference between an unmitigated disaster… | |
3765 This is not LINUX! This is Plan 9. There are rules. -boyd/walter | |
3766 GCC is like a very large city. None of it makes sense, but its citizens… | |
3767 Subject: Unidentified subject! | |
3768 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder d… | |
3769 A person who knowingly causes a nuclear weapon explosion...is guilty of … | |
3770 msgPtr->EMM_RSP_OLC_ACK_FWD_H2250LCACKP.bit_mask &= ~EM_H2250LCAP_dynami… | |
3771 Cookie import from '/usr/dhog/lib/cookies' failed: fil | |
3772 Reality has got to stop! --Mel Lastman, Mayor of Toronto | |
3773 Do you want to restart now? | |
3774 Completed updating files, continuing to load Windows... | |
3775 Enter your network password for Microsoft Networking. | |
3776 Updating System Settings... | |
3777 Give me source! Give me challenge! Give me ideas and theory and a fresh … | |
3778 Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily. | |
3779 Friends are better than monkeys. | |
3780 ODBC API Function SQLGetPrivateProfileString is not currently implemente… | |
3781 More Not-Yet-Published Bestsellers - category on amazon.com | |
3782 So, according to Rob Pike, "Window Systems Should Be Transparent", eh? … | |
3783 cat: read failed: Reached the end of the file. | |
3784 Windows XP ... is the ``most reliable Windows ever.'' To me, this is lik… | |
3785 Missouri loves company. | |
3786 Why do you think a country that cannot measure in metric will switch to … | |
3787 To me, dynamic libraries are like clowns. In both cases, I was frighten… | |
3788 The ``Never put snow on a frostbitten part'' virus has been detected wit… | |
3789 Welcome To Slide Card | |
3790 I didn't want to be frustrated my whole career, so I moved into computin… | |
3791 O Factotum, velut luna, statu variabilis! | |
3792 ls: /n/x/*start*: "/n/x/*start*" "./*start*" "./n/kfs/inferno/*start*" d… | |
3793 Too many color components: 0, max 10 | |
3794 A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly m… | |
3795 A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rol… | |
3796 rio: can't open display: initdisplay: /dev/draw/new: "/env/tabstop" file… | |
3797 The full documentation for cat is maintained as a Texinfo manual. If th… | |
3798 Whether the stone hits the pitcher or the pitcher hits the stone, it's g… | |
3799 Subject: Convenience Center Equipment Training | |
3800 So, I'm getting on now, and people ask me, `What's it like to be old?' A… | |
3801 Thank You for Logging Out! | |
3802 **THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM SOFTSHOE** | |
3803 Perhaps we could also have a special section for the words of the prophe… | |
3804 My belief is Sean's belief is Phil did it all wrong. - Sean Quinlan. | |
3805 Ten Years Experience. New Needle. - sign on tattoo parlor | |
3806 Please: Do Not Touch. Do Not Turn Crank. (This is Art: Nothing will happ… | |
3807 The Journal will accept papers and letters in Microsoft Word only. | |
3808 That's nothing.. RMS sent me a .doc file the other day... | |
3809 Belief is the death of intelligence. | |
3810 ls: /usr/ken/bin: phase error -- cannot happen | |
3811 To opt out from future mailings CLICK HERE | |
3812 The X server config file can be found in a range of locations. These ar… | |
3813 Welcome to First Time Wizard. | |
3814 panic: cannot happen? -rsc | |
3815 Select 'Yes' if you need a Logo Motion on boot. | |
3816 The Electric God, the Fire God, all came out to help the Falun in cleari… | |
3817 These actions are prohibited by law if you do not accept this License. | |
3818 gcc.c:610: warning: string length `930' is greater than the length `509'… | |
3819 One finger can't open up an anus. | |
3820 The path to enlightenment requires no software. | |
3821 Notegroups! They kill you! | |
3822 Question: Did you ever have an important idea that you wanted to jot dow… | |
3823 Let's take Stallman's opinions and agree with them, even though we're no… | |
3824 They call themselves flower children but all I see is a lot of weed. | |
3825 One in three criminals have cats. | |
3826 "I instructed people on the team to follow the document retention policy… | |
3827 REMINDER! You're About to Get SMART! | |
3828 Please note, the HomeLink logout button has moved to the upper right han… | |
3829 The function will not return until a character is read or the terminal i… | |
3830 Expect change, refresh your browser often. | |
3831 cpp0: Cannot allocate 939136576 bytes after allocating 457620 bytes | |
3832 I'm Catholic in the same sense that if a cow was born in a tree then it'… | |
3833 You know, it's interesting, there is a universal God, in my opinion. - G… | |
3834 Welcome, rqzgc_mfuv8 | |
3835 String manipulation is more complex than linked list manipulation. | |
3836 The PSPDN TE sends data to the GPRS TE by use of the GSM PLMN GPRS DNIC. | |
3837 A non-functioning unit should no longer be used. | |
3838 Turing's ``imitation game'' eerily presaged today's world of chat rooms,… | |
3839 Computers are crap, but the Apple store offers a world without toilets. … | |
3840 Please, serious  inquiries only. | |
3841 He that steals a Bell-weather, shall be discover'd by the Bell. | |
3842 To avoid undesired effects of optimizing compilers, use the SecureZeroMe… | |
3843 A program that executes more instructions runs slower. - Pike's Law | |
3844 The identity range managed by replication is full and must be updated by… | |
3845 Don't go with a spineless ISP. We have more backbone! | |
3846 *** {02.38.001} Win - Multiple Trillian vulnerabilities | |
3847 Isn't it funny how people say they'll never grow up to be their parents,… | |
3848 If you're like most people, and chances are pretty good that you are, ... | |
3849 PCMCIA == "People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms" | |
3850 Do not be distracted by meaningless messages. | |
3851 c++ -O2 -fno-exceptions -fno-check-new -Wall -pedantic -W -Wpointer-arit… | |
3852 Please browse the site to see our full range of services, we can remain … | |
3853 If you're calling to report a death, please press or say, "One". | |
3854 i'm running windows xp under vmware in a vnc on linux being viewed from … | |
3855 User: [email protected] send to you mail with virus. Please check… | |
3856 Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT | |
3857 Lucent's motto: Let's make things harder | |
3858 MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME=/opt/netscape-6.2.3-us | |
3859 If you haven't heard of XML yet, you must be living under a rock! - Pro… | |
3860 The second line computes the sinus of the result. - Programming in the … | |
3861 Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years, with ti… | |
3862 rsc 5202 0:00 0:00 1710768K Rendez 8.portmapd | |
3863 http://www.fortunecookieadvertising.com | |
3864 A short stranger will soon enter your life. | |
3865 Click Here to GET the penis you want today!!! | |
3866 The envMaxSize field is the environment file size. It must not exceed en… | |
3867 parser.h:16: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `ConsumeOffendingSymbol' | |
3868 Click on the following link if you don't want to recieve any more email. | |
3869 /usr/include/c++/3.2/backward/backward_warning.h:32:2: warning: #warning… | |
3870 with venti there's not a simple way to do anything. - rsc | |
3871 Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. | |
3872 static unsigned int minSz = sizeof(uslOBJECT_T);//calculate only the… | |
3873 Can be applied directly on top of Tornado AE1.1 Cumulative Patch3, or on… | |
3874 Existence of this file indicates that the Nautilus configuration druid h… | |
3875 EXECEPTION TABLE | |
3876 H e ll o, I a m lo ok in g fo r a ni c e m a n. I f yo u w oul d li k e… | |
3877 If email advertising won't sell your product than nothing will. | |
3878 The colorful name kill() harks back to the origin of these interfaces in… | |
3879 Earthquakes don't kill people; buildings do. - seismologists' saying | |
3880 Sorry, There are no Williams-Sonoma stores within 1400 miles of your loc… | |
3881 Few, few the bird make her nest. | |
3882 Four eyes does see better than two. | |
3883 So many heads so much opinions. | |
3884 What come in to me for an ear yet out for another. | |
3885 The walls have hearsay. | |
3886 He has a part in the coke. | |
3887 He has the throat paved. | |
3888 Its are some blu stories. | |
3889 He go to four feet. | |
3890 Nothing some money, nothing of Swiss. | |
3891 He has discorvered the pot to roses. | |
3892 Laugh at throat displaied. | |
3893 That make to come water in the mouth. | |
3894 To become of bishop miller. | |
3895 He sleeps as a marmot. | |
3896 Take the moon with the teeth. | |
3897 He has a good beak. | |
3898 He is armed of foot at up. | |
3899 In the country of blinds, the one eyed men are kings. | |
3900 To build castles in Espagnish. | |
3901 Cat scalded fear the cold water. | |
3902 A take is better that two you shall have. | |
3903 To eat of the cow mad. | |
3904 To have a hare memory. | |
3905 That which feel one's snotly blow blow one's nose. | |
3906 To be weted even to the bones. | |
3907 The dress don't make the monk. | |
3908 The man propose, and God dispose. | |
3909 To throw the handle afterwards the axe. | |
3910 Take out the live coals with the hand of the cat. | |
3911 A horse baared don't look him in the tooth. | |
3912 Take the occasion for the hairs. | |
3913 To buy a cat in pocket. | |
3914 He eat untill to can't more. | |
3915 He has a good top tongue. | |
3916 The dog than bark not bite. | |
3917 It freezes to break the stones. | |
3918 It want to beat the iron during it is hot. | |
3919 To the foulish words, no answer. | |
3920 He is mad to bind. | |
3921 He has the tongue very free. | |
3922 He is more in debt but he weigh. | |
3923 He is a good devil. | |
3924 He don't know where give with the head. | |
3925 I upon the night all cats are gray. | |
3926 The stone as roll not heap up not foam. | |
3927 Every country has their uses. | |
3928 They shurt him the doar in face. | |
3929 With the time come one s to the end of all. | |
3930 Big head, little sens. | |
3931 He has fond the knuckle of the business. | |
3932 Words and feathers the wind carry them. | |
3933 He turns as a weath turcocl. | |
3934 A barber shave another. | |
3935 Belly famished has no ears. | |
3936 To good appetite it not want any sauce. | |
3937 There is not better sauce who has the appetite. | |
3938 The pains come at horse and turn one's self at foot. | |
3939 It is not for you that the oven is heated. | |
3940 To force to forge, becomes smith. | |
3941 Keep the curtains, the farce is played. | |
3942 Keep the chestnut of the fire with the cat foot. | |
3943 Friendship of a child is water into a basket. | |
3944 Burn the politeness. | |
3945 Tell me whom thou frequent, i will tell you which you are. | |
3946 After the paunch comes the dance. | |
3947 Drink as a hole. | |
3948 Of the hand to mouth, one lose often the soup. | |
3949 To eat as ogre. | |
3950 It is a basket bored. | |
3951 To look for a needle in a hay bundle. | |
3952 Tu dispute upon the needle top. | |
3953 To live in a small cleanness point. | |
3954 It must to break the stone for to have almond. | |
3955 To make paps for the cats. | |
3956 To fatten the foot. | |
3957 To craunch the marmoset. | |
3958 IF YOU THINK THIS IS SPAM PLEASE REMOVE YOUR EMAIL OUR LIST | |
3959 Linux programmer's mind: don't invalidate the D-cache unless it wasn't e… | |
3960 You should be automatically redirected to the new page in 0 seconds. | |
3961 `An improvement is something your program will not work with and a bug f… | |
3962 PLEASE! Don't urinate on the specimen. | |
3963 For those who only have time to read Slashdot, may God protect you on yo… | |
3964 Homeland security begins at home. - Seattle mayor Greg Nickels | |
3965 1 Dir(s) 70,368,744,161,280 bytes free | |
3966 Has Your Life Been Ruined by Evil? | |
3967 smtpdaemon is needed by diskcheck-1.4.2 - Red Hat Linux | |
3968 You want to make your way in the CS field? Simple. Calculate rough time … | |
3969 Recent studies have proven what most people already know: That most Peni… | |
3970 From a Walgreen's receipt: I'm JESUS. I'm here to serve you with our "7… | |
3971 I just realised something... I am NOT a nerd, and none of this stuff ma… | |
3972 Everything in UNIX is modelled as a "file", whereas in Plan9 everything … | |
3973 Sense of terminal's easiness and functional file server! | |
3974 Practically noiseless and impossible to explode. - ad for the 1897 Oldsm… | |
3975 info: Terminal type `dumb' is not smart enough to run Info. | |
3976 k=k; /* To suppress warning */ | |
3977 debug1: Miscellaneous failure | |
3978 That doesn't make sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps y… | |
3979 A company is only as good as its least imaginative manager. | |
3980 Thank you for ordering from MEDCO SUPPLY COMPANY, INC., where 100% satis… | |
3981 (mozilla-bin:3115): Gtk-WARNING **: A floating object was finalized. Thi… | |
3982 Hurray! We have successfully exploited a buffer overflow on the plan9 op… | |
3983 You have synapses? I wish I did. My neurons communicate by shouting. … | |
3984 Failed silent installation. May be failed to allocate Memory.! | |
3985 An extended error was returned from the server. This is typically a stri… | |
3986 If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. | |
3987 if_de.c:2401: sc->tulip_mediums[media] = mi; | |
3988 Please let us know if there is anything we can do to make your stay more… | |
3989 Telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New Y… | |
3990 Hi. My name is %{NAME%}%, I am 25 years of age. I happen to see your p… | |
3991 As complicated as the semantics of virtual inheritance may seem, its sup… | |
3992 Who needs hallucinatory drugs when we've got quantum physics? | |
3993 The essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it do… | |
3994 tcp_extensions="YES". really i wanted "MAYBE" or "GOODQUESTION" or "YOU… | |
3995 int parse_url(unsigned char *url, int *prlen, unsigned char **user, int … | |
3996 Please select an Aardvark | |
3997 This thing is like a quarry where every pebble has something bad hidden … | |
3998 fortune 1907: suicide: sys: trap: divide error pc=0x00001b33 | |
3999 i'm not real convinced about this but I could be interesting. - boyd | |
4000 If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast, and easy. | |
4001 /@burro.ws: Permission denied | |
4002 return ({goto L; p;}) && ({L: 5;}); | |
4003 object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing. - rob | |
4004 Java is the f*cking COBOL of the 90s, and future generations of geeks ar… | |
4005 httpd_server* httpd_initialize(char* hostname, httpd_sockaddr* sa4P, htt… | |
4006 it's easier to post to 9fans than to think. - boyd | |
4007 We assume familiarity with Rubik's Cube, the delights of which cannot be… | |
4008 If you are idle for more than 1000 hours, the system will log you out. … | |
4009 We lead by following standards. - sape | |
4010 -bash: /home/r/.bash_logout: Permission denied | |
4011 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - forsyth a… | |
4012 Network services at the Murray Hill, NJ, location (100001) will be unava… | |
4013 Don't show this message again. | |
4014 Service error -27. | |
4015 Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology b… | |
4016 Zatoichi: in theaters December 31, 1969. | |
4017 recordio.h:992: type `__true_type' is not a base type for type `__false_… | |
4018 Telephone number has to be 10 numbers. For example, enter '8002158482'.… | |
4019 No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a labo… | |
4020 (Okay, Plan 9 isn't Linux, but it's a close relative). | |
4021 Tux is not cute. Tux has the expression of someone right after knitting… | |
4022 Setting up your SIP account will allow you to call both other SIP users … | |
4023 ntifs.c(202) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking … | |
4024 There's no "I" in team, but there's both a "me" and an "I" in media. | |
4025 Oh, I'm sorry, sir, go ahead. I didn't realize you were root. | |
4026 C++ is to C as lung cancer is to lung. | |
4027 Warning: bad syntax, perhaps a bogus '-'? See http://procps.sf.net/faq.h… | |
4028 Those days [of "one tool doing one job well"] are dead and gone and the … | |
4029 We have found that the Real Player plugin, which is used by the BBC Radi… | |
4030 Sheer [program] size is often an illusion, reflecting only a need for im… | |
4031 bootsplash: silent mode. | |
4032 Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest … | |
4033 Courts are not equipped to execute the law. - John Ashcroft | |
4034 The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems: there's table look… | |
4035 I am Davros, my Daleks are my servers and plan9 is my control board mwah… | |
4036 What's grey? A melted penguin. | |
4037 Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. | |
4038 Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you kn… | |
4039 What do software pirates say? CD-Arrrrrrr! | |
4040 Select only drivers expected to compile cleanly. - Linux kernel configur… | |
4041 usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile]… | |
4042 /opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fa… | |
4043 LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla… | |
4044 This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300… | |
4045 Linux is good if you want to run Apache or compile the kernel. Every ot… | |
4046 /etc/bash.bashrc: alias unmount='echo "Error: Try the command: um… | |
4047 Book-burning is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to think of it as "Englis… | |
4048 panic: bad rob | |
4049 ulong when; /* may underflow in cl… | |
4050 There is no interest in a WWW browser. This fad is clearly not going to… | |
4051 the representation of characters, but not the character set itself, was … | |
4052 Linux: the world's best text adventure game. | |
4053 MessageSocket::setHostname(): gethostbyname() failed: Success | |
4054 /* This variable is here only because of a historical reason. */ | |
4055 It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you… | |
4056 And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for roc… | |
4057 mp3riot - Directory search utility | |
4058 val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself | |
4059 The MOV mnemonic, which stands for `move', is a misnomer. A copy functi… | |
4060 It's not foolproof, but maybe if we don't act like fools, it will work. … | |
4061 May God forgive you for what you have done! - Pope John Paul I, to the … | |
4062 hb = 0x80; hb = hb << 24; /* hb = 0x80000000UL */ | |
4063 setenv I_WANT_A_BROKEN_PS | |
4064 It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. | |
4065 CPU0 states: 0.0% user, 150.0% system, 0.0%nice, 0.0% idle | |
4066 i know what jmk did. he added reentrancy for threads. - boyd, about ui… | |
4067 i hate all sorts of zealots - boyd | |
4068 /* Watch the brackets - even Ken and Dennis get some language design wro… | |
4069 Not related to the portable reciprocating power saw trademark of the Mil… | |
4070 GNU C++ does not support old-style function definitions, so this extensi… | |
4071 Here we have twenty-eight letters. | |
4072 Here we have twenty-six letters. | |
4073 Even if you could revive someone who has died, you haven't really done a… | |
4074 Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using rocks to sha… | |
4075 A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no merc… | |
4076 Arguing that Java is better than C++ is like arguing that grasshoppers t… | |
4077 (Of course SML does have its weaknesses, but by comparison, a discussion… | |
4078 C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. … | |
4079 Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of UNIX, although they sho… | |
4080 I recently visited plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9 and I would like to of… | |
4081 There are no network problems with scone, hale and poptart. IT support i… | |
4082 A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, bu… | |
4083 exhausted("sleep"); | |
4084 /// The ForTo class avoids confusing syntax of "for (int i=1;i<=4;i++) {… | |
4085 Linux is for people who hate Windows. BSD is for people who love UNIX. | |
4086 If plan9 was a village then I'd probably be the village idiot, but it wo… | |
4087 Software has gotten too fat and unreliable, so we started with Linux. -… | |
4088 Forgive my ignorance, I am a layman and nowadays get my schooling throug… | |
4089 By tradition, the return value of functions report what they did, not wh… | |
4090 If the restaurant serves poor beer, don't switch to wine. - sape | |
4091 There is nothing quite like looking up and seeing YOUR star. Order now … | |
4092 gcc is the holy cow of compilers, not the holy grail. - forsyth | |
4093 NOTE 3: Each bit has the value either ZERO or ONE. - ECMA-035 spec | |
4094 cpu90112: exiting | |
4095 cpu0: existing | |
4096 The operation timed out while trying to contact void. | |
4097 On the Internet nobody knows you're running Plan 9. - Jim McKie | |
4098 Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel | |
4099 DEAR ALL, I am newbie! pls guide me, | |
4100 Google does not appear to be in the kludge-making business ... - Ashlee… | |
4101 ** the "time" argument is mandatory! (try "now") ** | |
4102 Revision control is like any other form of accountancy -- worthy but dul… | |
4103 There are but 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand the … | |
4104 we live in a world of dogmas, probably trying to fight it with a stronge… | |
4105 Equations are the devil's sentences. - Stephen Colbert | |
4106 cpu: can't dial: plan9.lanl.gov: The operation completed successfully. | |
4107 A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt. - Dutch proverb | |
4108 Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross | |
4109 Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23 | |
4110 /dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced. | |
4111 x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good. -… | |
4112 Peter Seebach is not POSIX compliant but runs most UNIX applications. | |
4113 Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name. | |
4114 Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts. If… | |
4115 You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code. It could be around li… | |
4116 Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential) | |
4117 It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shit… | |
4118 i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files'' -… | |
4119 But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you w… | |
4120 You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet. | |
4121 Metaphors about deck chairs abound. | |
4122 After you have rotated your monitor, you need to complete the procedure … | |
4123 The human genome is about 3 gigabases long, which boils down to 750 mega… | |
4124 cc: The parameter is incorrect. - cygwin cc | |
4125 Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but th… | |
4126 /* Not static, because we don't want the compiler removing it */ | |
4127 It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is no… | |
4128 Subject: There's More to Nevada Than You Think | |
4129 The user of distributed operating systems will know a new kind of reliab… | |
4130 I don't think there's a support group for people who don't have cancer -… | |
4131 vi vi vi - the roman number of the beast | |
4132 VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice… | |
4133 One of the silliest things you can do with a modern Unix machine is run … | |
4134 * Description: WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS FILE DOES, PLEASE DESCRIBE… | |
4135 Never smack a Bulgarian. - Ron Minnich | |
4136 The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. W… | |
4137 I'm not sure if that's true or not, I got that from an Internet web page… | |
4138 We're sorry, the page you're looking for is no longer here. | |
4139 We've recently reorganized our site and streamlined some of our content.… | |
4140 /* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */ | |
4141 When we order T-Shirts to give away at conferences (like OSCON), we alwa… | |
4142 THANK YOU FOR AN INTERESTING GAME. | |
4143 main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378%… | |
4144 Bitfield endianness not defined! Check your byteorder.h | |
4145 All I know about print is that you can do it too soon. - Ron Minnich | |
4146 acid: <stdin>:82: (error) 82: <eof> eating symbols | |
4147 1 2034 9/01 17:54 [email protected] bye | |
4148 Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-)… | |
4149 Plan 9 makes BeOS look like a market leader. | |
4150 I'm doing it very slowly, so results will be as soon as possible... | |
4151 GTK+ is written in high quality object-orientated C. - Programming with… | |
4152 swapon: /dev/disk/by-uuid/928aaabd-5744-4f0a-b9ef-aa101f286514: Invalid … | |
4153 We apologize for any inconvenience this causes - Lucent Convenience Cen… | |
4154 Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use reg… | |
4155 [Perl] combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript. - Ja… | |
4156 Subclass code (assigned by the USB-IF). Indicates which industry standa… | |
4157 Globus is an unstoppable monster - rminnich; No, Globus is an unstartabl… | |
4158 Multithreading is just one damn thing after, before, or simultaneous wit… | |
4159 ArrayList of int / my list of int, equals new / ArrayList of int - Stev… | |
4160 In the land of the clueless, the man with half an idea is king. - Todd … | |
4161 Chebyshev said it, and I say it again / There is always a prime between … | |
4162 Using Linux is like rediscovering your childhood and realising it really… | |
4163 remove is identical to install except that packages are removed instead … | |
4164 I guess the idea is that ... even though the structures are all differen… | |
4165 Can't get device information: Success -- Linux Bluetooth discovery. | |
4166 Linux is neither Unix nor Windows — it's the worst of both worlds -- j… | |
4167 Did you ever try to write poetry in a committee meeting? It's like a bun… | |
4168 Don't interrupt! Let me finish! - Rae McLellan | |
4169 bool x = "false"; // valid C++ [sets x to true] | |
4170 # The below line not be changed otherwise we refuse to work | |
4171 having read AF_UNIX(7) i'm still don't see the point. portable programs… | |
4172 Please wait. This can take some time. | |
4173 I love troff. It reminds me of runoff, which reminds me of my youth, whe… | |
4174 General Internet error has occurred. - [OpenOffice.org 2.0] | |
4175 Remember to drink responsibly during this St. Patrick's Day season. | |
4176 File under POPULAR: Male Vocal - Syd Barrett LP sleeve | |
4177 N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newton… | |
4178 #define v6addrcurr(lifc) (( (lifc)->origint + (lifc)->preflt >= (NOW/10^… | |
4179 It seems that subjective C is more popular than objective C - brucee | |
4180 Eta aquarid meeteeor shouwer - astro -k | |
4181 The program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You can install it by… | |
4182 Subject: Re: [9fans] speaking of kenc... can you imagine a c compiler th… | |
4183 I expect to be quite wealthy once the dust from the Linux IPOs has settl… | |
4184 A handful of characteristics of Unix are responsible for its resilience.… | |
4185 IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. | |
4186 If you go and talk to our people and ask why they are doing something, t… | |
4187 hi uriel! | |
4188 Gianfranco Luigi per tutti bezahlen. | |
4189 Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art… | |
4190 process `sysctl' is using deprecated sysctl (syscall) net.ipv6.neigh.eth… | |
4191 There is absolutely no warranty for GDB. Type "show warranty" for detai… | |
4192 Th' canny man keeps his money in sheep - or he keeps it in th' First Pre… | |
4193 ttcp-r: 3689238521928343900000000000000 bytes in 41.02 real seconds = 87… | |
4194 By the time you finish reading this article, you will be able to take ad… | |
4195 Intel Pentium 4 2.0Hz processor - TigerDirect catalogue | |
4196 You are roughly 2^90 times more likely to win a U.S. state lottery *and*… | |
4197 prelink - prelink ELF shared libraries and binaries to speed up startup … | |
4198 schedule(); // XXX poll? waitqueues? | |
4199 gsoc | doc archive | uriel | harmful | 9P | cat-v.org | |
4200 /*FIXME: what about parameter checking: context, etc? have a macro too? … | |
4201 Results 1 - 10 of about 34,900,000 for all else is the work of God. | |
4202 This is Radio Clash on pirate satellite. | |
4203 We already agreed on a solution. Nobody is interested in implementing it… | |
4204 This resource fork intentionally left blank | |
4205 checking size of char... 1 - gnu configure | |
4206 Nobody wants to argue with Knuth – it is the equivalent of arguing aga… | |
4207 Customer stickiness reduces churn making it a valuable benefit. | |
4208 SIP is the Linux of telephony. - Sape | |
4209 There was an error during the CUPS operation: 'client-error-not-possible… | |
4210 The following recipient(s) could not be reached: OpenView Service Desk o… | |
4211 Dear Valued Customer #88143191! | |
4212 rusty: kernel pseudo files are not the place for chit-chat | |
4213 I define UNIX as ``30 definitions of regular expressions living under on… | |
4214 ADDITIONAL METAPHOR SPOILER ALERT: ``The Old Man and the Sea'' is not ju… | |
4215 2008-06-18 00:00:37: [650] DEBUG: msg 5 not interesting | |
4216 Your IP address is: <? echo getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); ?>. By continuing to … | |
4217 /* dummy = malloc(0); *//* prepare for garbage-collection */ | |
4218 You chose to apply Shadow Ram extend feature, while you knew it was risk… | |
4219 An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady… | |
4220 Error Code: -2147483648 | |
4221 Pardon the abruptness of this letter; it is due to its exigency. | |
4222 The source of the money is legal and authoritative. | |
4223 Please note that I do not intend to waste my time and yours. | |
4224 The Internet is still a fascination to me. | |
4225 Sometimes one needs to take chances. | |
4226 #define MIG_ARRAY_TOO_LARGE -307 /* array not large enough */ | |
4227 If you cannot read this, reply. Otherwise, disregard. - Pietro Gagliardi | |
4228 "Come _on_. I'm not that subtle a 'baiter,' or... am I?" - Eris Discordi… | |
4229 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your serv… | |
4230 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your serv… | |
4231 Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (less) | |
4232 Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (more) | |
4233 NOTHING FOLLOWS | |
4234 The problem is there's no data to fake yet. - Noah Evans | |
4235 `You could pound nails with [the Motorola StarTAC] and it still worked. … | |
4236 Cookies! Thanks NFS Anonymous Access User! | |
4237 Closing this window will terminate the running processes: login, bash, a… | |
4238 "Transitive trust is metastable." - Brucee on the banking crisis in 2008 | |
4239 Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your serv… | |
4240 There is no organization (dept/cost center) in Lucent Technologies whose… | |
4241 buf[0] = '\0'; /* make sure it's empty (silly 3b2… | |
4242 #ifndef bool /* Linux 2.6.19 C++ nightmare */ | |
4243 slashdot: the consensus of the ill-informed - brucee | |
4244 "People aren't wearing enough hats" - Truism from brucee | |
4245 to kill the postman that delivered this email to you press here | |
4246 A Man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let… | |
4247 Just getting something to happen might be training, but it sure isn't ed… | |
4248 This page has an unspecified potential security flaw. Would you like to… | |
4249 Comeau C/C++ 4.3.10.1 beta: Now in our 22nd year! | |
4250 size: q.out not an a.out | |
4251 Sharing your DNA hasn't been this exciting since the good old days. - Ge… | |
4252 *WASH_Eyes_outWith_soap* | |
4253 -rwxr-xr-x 1 rae rae 141307906 Nov 10 16:55 arm-2009q3-67-arm-none-linu… | |
4254 Beam to 1.04TeV... Lost due to tune drifting [sh*t!]... Tunes for beam 1… | |
4255 anguish up -1 days, 00:00:01 | |
4256 People admire complexity. - Rob Pike | |
4257 Due to a technical error with the distribution of Ottawa Newsbreak, you … | |
4258 DON'T throw lefts of coffee, tea or chocolate milk into this recipient! … | |
4259 You tried to access the address opera:crossdomainerror, which is current… | |
4260 Mandatory options: - xen-create-image(8) | |
4261 We are unable to complete the check-in process at this time. Please proc… | |
4262 As low as possible isn't a number yet - Ron Minnich | |
4263 Tip: Save time by hitting the return key instead of clicking on "search". | |
4264 ./home/gri/go1/doc/test.go:3:1: expected declaration, found 'IDENT' notw… | |
4265 rm: remove write-protected regular empty file `some_random_file'? | |
4266 !factotum protocol botch 0 ok bad authentication failed | |
4267 exception: <type 'exceptions.AttributeError'>: 'NoneType' object has no … | |
4268 what bug does this fix that you think you've fixed that addresses this p… | |
4269 With functional programming languages, you can never make small mistakes… | |
4270 Subject: Departs: 7:00 PM Thu Dec 02 2010 Washington, DC - Union Station… | |
4271 complete SoC on a chip - Tilera | |
4272 There is no application installed for executable files. Do you want to s… | |
4273 There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck. | |
4274 Mandatory post fields are username,password,backto | |
4275 Spa Rood, met toegevoegd koolzuur -> Shovel red, with added cabbage hear… | |
4276 Everything happens automatically and there is nothing new to learn. - St… | |
4277 wrong malign list | |
4278 Sorry you try to use the function during a critical time. Out of technic… | |
4279 Major funding for The Fabric of the Cosmos is provided by the National S… | |
4280 i dont understand the physical processes that will produce a 40 year fif… | |
4281 Polydactyly mutations relax control of sonic hedgehog. - Armand Marie Le… | |
4282 Your 20333x1 screen size is bogus. Expect trouble. - Linux ps | |
4283 Bonjour &FIRSTNAME; | |
4284 We are experiencing some technical difficulty. Please contact our suppo… | |
4285 User Modification Interface: UIM is currently down for maintenance. | |
4286 people who program actually have a lot to learn from the fashion industr… | |
4287 runtime: out of memory: cannot allocate 70367670501376-byte block (10485… |