Subj : If Our Fish Could Talk...
To   : All
From : Jeff Snyder
Date : Fri Jun 26 2009 08:31 pm

Have you ever wondered what our fish might say to us if they were able to
talk? I currently have a tank full of mbunas; and given their nature, I
think they might say something like the following. I hope that you have a
good sense of humor:

"Why are you feeding us pellets that have been in the refrigerator for two
years?!"

"Hey! Human! It's after 9 PM! Turn down the lights!"

"Stop messing with the rocks! I liked my cave just the way it was!"

"I want more women in here! Get rid of these other dudes!"

"Get off your lazy butt and give us a water change!"

"Haven't you ever heard of over-population? You're really pushing it,
buddy!"

My gosh! At least brush your teeth if you're going to stare at us like
that!"

"No! I don't like hard rock music! Put on some classical! Jeesh!"

"One degree hotter in here and we're all dead! Don't you care?!"

"My gosh...When I asked for a harem, I thought you'd do better than this!
Are your females as ugly as mine?!"

"Please clean the algae off of the glass! I'm really starting to get
claustrophobic in here!"


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