Subj : Jail is icky!
To   : All
From : Aaron Thomas
Date : Fri Aug 07 2020 07:50 pm

Ibrahim Bouaichi, presumably a Democrat supporter, was in a Virginia jail on a
rape charge. But Ralph Northam (D) and his goons decided to let "non-violent
offenders" like Ibrahim Bouaichi (Rapist) out of jail to prevent the spread of
covid-19.

Luckily for Ibrahim, he was released. But instead of being a good boy and
staying out of trouble, he decided to murder the rape victim.

Now that we've addressed our primary concern, which is the health and safety
of Ibrahim, let's check on our rape victim. Hmm, she seems awfully quiet. Oh
yea! That's because she's dead. Looks like somebody won't be testifying
in court!

Why do Democrats love rapists so much? Is it their swagger? Or do we just love
people with ambition? I'd ask Ralph Northam myself, but I'm too scared of the
guy! People who highlight "Democrat achievements" usually don't do as well as
Ibrahim did in jail.

So what's next for Ibrahim now that jail is no longer on the menu? Maybe one
of you guys would like to hire him? Or should we just fork over the foodstamps
and let the man relax? It's got to be exhausting to be doing all that raping
and murdering and getting all that praise from the governor.

Ibrahim shot himself when he cops confronted him, but he survived. I think we
should make a holiday for the guy, or maybe make August "Rape Awareness Month"
to remind everyone that rapists are people too, and that jails are "icky."

--- Renegade vY2Ka2
* Origin: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? (1:229/426)