^Heres something you've never heard before. This is the text of
the joke but be sure to click on the "play" button - it will
start playing and you can listen, and read along.
The Husband Chronicles
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside,
still in their pjs, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn around garden. The door of his wife's car
was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the
dog. Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over, the throw rug was thrown against one
wall. In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon
channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items
of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast
food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide,
dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the
table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He
quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles
of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be
ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a
small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more
toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap
and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he
rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still in the bed in her
pyjamas, knitting. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What
happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know
every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in
the world do I do all day? ''Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered. 'Well, today I didn't do it!!! This is another
favorite of mine. Thanks Cath Hyland!!
Thanks Pam Costa or posting the joke, and "Mr Scruff" for the
music.
http://soundcloud.com/kenneth-udut/husband-joke-with-music^
