Tools used: (all free): spotify for the music - vibraphone
  boogie by Mr. Scruff, audacity for the recording,
  "text-to-voice" add on for Firefox (the voice - notice the
  British accent?), "Switch" by NCH Software to convert WAV to
  MP3, soundcloud.com for the music upload/share with facebook
  feature and Pam Costa for posting a joke from
  @TheHusbandChronicles and finally, a little male-to-male
  headphone cable to plug my headphone output into my microphone
  input. Total time spent: 20 minutes. "