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Post #AqVa6ZVKAHdR75R3TM by [email protected] |
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I’ve been thinking about what it would look like if Oracle bought TikTok, but… |
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Post #AqVaY0McPSNMEfRcYq by [email protected] |
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@jerry Oracle quarterly Critical Patch Updates now have to be dance-announced b… |
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Post #AqVahTgmkSIBnCOVzU by [email protected] |
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@jerry we will look back and think flash in a pan - likely we will see lots of… |
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Post #AqValEvNaJPX9w0xaS by [email protected] |
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@jerry "We've converted Tiktok to Solaris" |
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Post #AqVanBlIJYEvvhE7AO by [email protected] |
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@jerry whatever makes One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison more money, I guess. |
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Post #AqVap7eMZZztkwuH1U by [email protected] |
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@jerry probably per device, most people wouldn't understand per core |
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Post #AqVap7mA6aEg98YVBA by [email protected] |
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@Rairii @jerry That's how you bill more without them being able to complain |
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Post #AqVap7ufax2cZWXIRM by [email protected] |
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@mathieui @jerry yeah but how many people know or care how many cpu cores their… |
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Post #AqVap84wyjGT5PLVSq by [email protected] |
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@Rairii @mathieui @jerry I get the sense you’ve never had to deal with Oracle… |
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Post #AqVayKoizGZ1CR96wq by [email protected] |
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@jerry they’re gonna ban the hashtag #reverseengineering (does TikTok have ha… |
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Post #AqVgBKPeIlbXTrQrAW by [email protected] |
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@jerry Knowing Oracle... they'd probably do per user/device/core/hour-per-d… |
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Post #AqVgExnsIvfqW9UsfQ by [email protected] |
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@jerry I'm sorry, you only licensed the use on your cell phone from 2200-06… |
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Post #AqVgMniLhQ1hXkeKWm by [email protected] |
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@jerry Per dance licensing model is my guess. |
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Post #AqVgW3KmzgF2au2cUq by [email protected] |
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@jerry Power units |
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Post #AqVgW3TeSjKZ2OBhJI by [email protected] |
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@danielcornell I think that just triggered some long forgotten PTSD |
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Post #AqVgqRhA89BVwKEKrA by [email protected] |
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@ckure @jerry |
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Post #AqVhkUvVIsROB6fMA4 by [email protected] |
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@jerry Yeah for me as well. Sorry, but you kinda started it 😀 |
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Post #AqVhkV4ikboUdgyiWm by [email protected] |
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@danielcornell @jerry This is the opportunity for dragonball like power levels … |
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Post #AqViNOTZDjGJSw96UC by [email protected] |
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@cR0w @jerry isn’t that how every Java dev reacts to a Null Pointer Deref? |
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Post #AqVjQ8pfwFzlltMREG by [email protected] |
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@jerry why not both |
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Post #AqVoGKDbFcSlxWgpsG by [email protected] |
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@lerg you keep that up and Larry is going to make you chief revenue officer |
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Post #AqVoGKMSifYIP0pugi by [email protected] |
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@jerry Does that come with a yacht? |
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Post #AqW4b0PXgiMHsL9vN2 by [email protected] |
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@jerry Never thought id ever say this, but i hope oracle buys them and gives th… |
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Post #AqWfYtK2lkVjcCRTJA by [email protected] |
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@jerryApplication licensing will be per core, but with different pricing for pe… |
