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My water heater's app is so unreliable I just installed Home Assistant and … |
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"Dan you muppet, why did you buy a water heater that uses an app"Well… |
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I called out the going-up-ladders people because there's only so many diffe… |
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@ifixcoinops But, Santa |
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Post #AnvJysAsxjxpWJdg8m by [email protected] |
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So I order this inside-out-fridge contraption from a company called RHEEM, also… |
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Things didn't go sensibly because an unrelated series of events did not go … |
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It occurred to me at some point that if I had the app, I could tell this water … |
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In fairness to Rheem, the way the app didn't work WAS pretty funny. See, i… |
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Now I'm vaguely aware on some level that an awful lot of android apps are j… |
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I'm scratching my head over this and wondering if maybe something in my aut… |
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Eventually one night listening to it go BRRRRRR I get big mad and want all the … |
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Eventually - and I mean the sort of eventually that's measured in seasons -… |
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Tip: if Rheem doesn't work try EcoNet, if EcoNet doesn't work try Rheem… |
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Anyway at some point one of Rheem's other customers got pissed off enough w… |
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So here I am, whiskey in my hand, trying to watch Captain Picard being competen… |
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You don't expect to have emotions about a water heaterIt's supposed to … |
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I actually rang Rheem today, dude picked straight up on the first ring, his pro… |
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Should never have to get on the phone to talk about a water heaterYes hello I w… |
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Let's make the grey cylinder exciting, let's make it part of a hobbyThe… |
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Post #AnvJyuLEuDR0F0UyYa by [email protected] |
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Wow Home Assistant is really neat and interesting |
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🦝 BUT I FUCKING KNEW THAT HOME ASSISTANT WAS GOING TO BE REALLY NEAT AND INT… |
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Well I hope you're happy Fedi because I'm going to ikea tomorrow to buy… |
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Post #AnvJyuhZZBIbMGwoMq by [email protected] |
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@ifixcoinops I fuckin love home assistant |
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@ifixcoinops my most recent home assistant thing was that I finally got smart b… |
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@ifixcoinops I've also got most of my lights motion controlled now, I'v… |
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@ifixcoinops the biggest key is: whatever you do with home assistant, make sure… |
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@ifixcoinops like my gecko's lights are home assistant controlled but I did… |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops lmaoooo god that's goodI've been playing around … |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops I used to have my bedtime Plex playlist i fall asleep to… |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops one hot tip, idk if it's the same in iOS but on Andr… |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops like apparently android has a "sleep confidence&quo… |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops oh yeah I have it set to alert me to when almost any bat… |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops I just have motion sensors basically everywhere now and … |
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@rgegriff @ifixcoinops my favorite part of home assistant is that if I'm wi… |
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Post #Ao8sLk2fHvT0SELiCm by [email protected] |
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oh my god if you thought Rheem was bad check out Home Assistant |
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Actual quote from the Home Assistant Community Store:"To download HACS&quo… |
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"Ordinary people have problems understanding me because I converse at a hi… |
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This has significantly undermined my enthusiasm for fixing this damn water heat… |
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You know how when you go to the house of an absolute colossal nerd and you ask … |
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Post #Ao8sLkpaM2bAtxEmSO by [email protected] |
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🦝 Anyway I got some Tradfri lightbulbs and a ZigBee dongle plugged into a sp… |
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@ifixcoinops I ended up getting a bunch of smart dimmer switches and room prese… |
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@ifixcoinops So I say "turn of my bedside light" at least twice becau… |
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I'm glad I'm in a long term committed relationship because yikes can yo… |
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🦌 wait my purse is vibrating, someone must be calling me🤖 HOME ASSISTANT … |
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Better minds than mine have been warning about this shit since The Twilight Zon… |
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*Rod Serling voice* Imagine a house, with a mind. A mechanical mind. Not one … |
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Post #AoAfSWnO1gYwJJ1ovY by [email protected] |
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You know the best thing about Home Assistant?There are some things, if you shit… |
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🦌 *hands curling around coffee cup, worried expression, leaning across table… |
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🐧 HONEY THE TOILET'S DOING THAT THING AGAIN |
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@ifixcoinops Tell me you didn't smart the toilet. Never smart the toilet! |
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@ifixcoinops Although now I'm remembering two years ago, during the spring … |
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Post #AoAiDkMVbUu7uA6Fu4 by [email protected] |
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@jordan SMARTSEWAGE™ now with PooTooth® |
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@ifixcoinops Got sued by two different companies when I tried to trademark &quo… |
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@ifixcoinops for me it's the"burning 20W of computer power to control … |
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@otte_homan @ifixcoinops Yes and no. Remember disabled people exist and don’t… |
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@MxVerda @otte_homan @ifixcoinops Oh goodness. That reminds me of my neighbor (… |
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@ifixcoinops OH DAMN!!! I didn't know this was possible. Thank you for the… |
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@lori @ifixcoinops This is exactly what i'm trying to achieve now, so maybe… |
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@jesse @ifixcoinops guess it depends on how exactly it's set up and your pa… |
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🐴 "I use Home Assistant so I ripped all the lightswitches out, wired al… |
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An actual forum thread I witnessed:🐴 Hey my bulbs turn on after a power outa… |
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Post comments: 4Post views: 1,992,835 all by insurance adjusters |
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I finally configured a smart knob so my daughter could adjust the light colour … |
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Five bloody seconds she lasted before giving me another job |
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I put a remote pack in her ceiling fan / light 'cause she couldn't reac… |
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So you decide to mess with Home Assistant and find out that this means you'… |
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Note for normal people who actually work for a living: code is the part of the … |
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Part of the problem here is the whole YAML thing is an abstraction on top of wh… |
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So I did some digging and apparently this mess is because Home Assistant itself… |
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Post #AsrzEL6mreLTCkaGa8 by [email protected] |
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Is it because JSON doesn't support comments 😂 |
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For all this nonsense, home assistant has actually saved me a lot of time by te… |
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the forum is full of other people who Know that they've Done It To Themselv… |
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Post #AsrzELPDl75g7vCzJY by [email protected] |
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I found someone else having a problem with the whole YAML thing and they mentio… |
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So they provided a fake programming interfaceIt's an interface that seems t… |
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The Home Assistant wiki badly needs a section on how to properly apologise to y… |
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Computers are hard and most of the stuff that computer people do to try to make… |
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Post #AsrzEO3htYfEM4ALhI by [email protected] |
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oh my god read this whole cursed thing https://community.home-assistant.io/t/ho… |
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Post #AssN7dRqg2ugxOlszw by [email protected] |
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@ifixcoinops Uh oh, what’d you do? |
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@superball 🦝 honey I'm making the lightbulbs BETTER |
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@ifixcoinops “why don't I get alerts from the driveway camera anymore?”… |
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@ifixcoinopsShade thrown at the choice of license on the Damage Control For Mad… |
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@ifixcoinops In most cases (for me at least), the apology has less to do with t… |
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@ifixcoinops LMAO |
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@ifixcoinops oh noooo 🤣 |
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@ifixcoinops @NilaJones Been there. Done that. |
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@ifixcoinops As someone who used to be an executive at a home automation compan… |
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@ifixcoinops Yeah, pain that.A very major advantage of YAML over JSON is that y… |
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@ifixcoinops That’s actually a feature. JSON, for all the horrible things it … |
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@ifixcoinops I kind of see the point of calling it stupid... I mean, a) broken … |
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"Calling the overhead middle-of-the-room bulbs "GI"" levels… |
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People are boosting the part of this thread where I had only just installed Hom… |
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The Home Assistant Doom Pipeline:🦝 Smart home? Pfft, sounds like an unrelia… |
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🦝 I'm going to have a tame Torment Nexus that lives in my basement and w… |
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Home Assistant is bad software, it's bad it's bad it's badBUT,this … |
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Compared to fans, AC does an absolute shit job of cooling down people, but it&#… |
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Look back at that turquoise line, the study temp. The study is kinda sticking o… |
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@ifixcoinops in the states we have a thing called “attic fan” where I grew … |
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Just now I wondered whether to go get in the hammock, and I looked at the pink … |
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@ifixcoinops (and I went and re-read profile and see you’re in the states too… |
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@darkuncle whole-house fan's on my radar, just gotta figure out how to make… |
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@ifixcoinops weirdo house geometry sometimes just means the other kind of attic… |
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@darkuncle @ifixcoinops We had one when I was growing up in the central valley.… |
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