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Donald says Elon has no clue about China and the US will have two Kings [1]

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Date: 2025-03-21

The article at the New York Times had five authors, with Maggie Haberman at the end position. The first post didn't mention her. The second one he spent a lot of time railing against her.

"Fake News ... Failing New York Times."

The normal Donald garbage assessment. Got to discredit your critics before they discredit you.

The funny thing is, Donald doesn't correct the Times about saying that Elon was going to the Pentagon. Just that they weren't discuss a war with China, and that China won't be mentioned or discussed.

So, that leads one to believe that Musk is going to the Pentagon today. If so, why? What business at all does Elon Musk have at the Pentagon? There are the secret Starshield operations using the Starlink satellites he's got up there and military payloads for the Pentagon on his rockets, which he's not supposed to know about according to his security clearance

"Anyway, the story is completely untrue!!!"

Three exclamation points means it is true.

That was his story last night. Now he's had a lot more time to think about it, and he goes on to a full attack.

First he actually quotes the story, then calls the Times:

"... one of the worst and purposely inaccurate newspapers in the World."

Sometimes, you just can't figure out why Trump capitalizes something. Many times we get mad at the Times for not taking a biased look at Trump, when he deserves it. But we also get mad at them for sanewashing what Trump says.

Trump hits the nail on the head. Everyone worries that with musk's Chinese connections you will spill the beans on anything he knows to them. That's the way he does business, and that's the way Trump does business. National Security doesn't have anything to do with it, it's all about making a buck off the United States.

Then he goes after CNN for reporting on what the Times reported. Many times, what the Times reports is timely news for the times. (Four in one sentence!)

"RATINGS CHALLENGED FAKE NEWS CNN..."

Of course CNN just can't deal with ratings that are better than Newsmax, OAN or Breitbart. Fox News, not so much. But fake news is the modus operandi of the four I mentioned.

"...nobody was watching!"

Gee, you really shouldn't call yourself a nobody. Because obviously you were watching.

​​​​​​"Maggot Hagerman..."

We know the Maggot for Maggie, but what's this with the Hagerman instead of Haberman? I think this is one time he actually forgot her last name. Oh, wait a minute, he may be calling her an old hag. That's my best guess. It just doesn't work this time.

"... really dumb 'scammer' who constantly writes about me for the Times, using anonymous, made up (nonexistent!) sources..."

It was great that Donald let us know that anonymous and made up also means nonexistent.

Uh, oh, she's a Pulitzer prize-winning journalist. And she nailed you on your collusion with the Russian government. You should have been impeached for that. That would have made three impeachments you beat. There's probably even more that you should have been impeached for before her reporting got you all upset. How many impeachments, let me count the ways.

"She owes me a totally discredited Pulitzer Prize..."

She doesn't give out Pulitzer Prizes, Donald. She gets them.

"ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE..."

This is the charge that can get people killed. Or maybe you're just talking about the movie with Will Smith and Gene Hackman, rest his soul.

"... And Elon is NOT BEING BRIEFED ON ANYTHING CHINA BY THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR!!!"

There hasn't been a Department of War since 1947. I think you meant the Department of Defense. Or maybe you're doing a Bugs Bunny with, "This Means War!"

So, Elon is going to the Pentagon, but he's not going to talk about China, but he is going to talk about war. With whom then?

It's been a busy day for Donald, he's covered so many topics and been wrong on all of them. Spewing hatred for judges, setting new penalties for Tesla arson, and now defending Elon from Maggie Haberman.

And it's still just morning.

Nope, he wasn't done. He just linked to a story on The Sun that says that King Charles loves Trump and the United States will be an associate member of the Commonwealth.

Damn! We're going to have two Kings.

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