Game:  Saturday Night Slammasters
Platform:  Arcade - CPS
Author:  Andrew Rae - aka Mr Durp
Contact:  sprinter_h-at-hotmail-dot-com

This is a transcript of Saturday Night Slammasters.
The only thing you'll find here is the quotes of all the characters,
and no other game dialogue.

If there are any typos, don't worry.  It's all as it appears in the
game.

Of course, if anything -is- wrong, and it shouldn't be, send that
email.

Saturday Night Slammasters and all therein is © Capcom.

1. Biff
2. Gunloc
3. Oni
4. Titan
5. Stingr
6. Haggar
7. Grater
8. Rasta
9. Jumbo
10. Scorp

Biff
Meet:  Let's slam dance Bolshevik style!
1P Win:  As we say in Russia; You are great wrestler...not!
*misused punctuation!
1P Lose:  Comrade Zangief was right! You all fight cheap!
Team win:  You two have been smoked by Glasnost!
Team lose:  Nyet!  Cheap fight!

Gunloc
Meet:  My guns are loaded & ready for action
1P Win:  You wuss!  My old lady's tougher than you.
1P Lose:  Darn... I ran out of ammo!
Team win:  You two couldn't even survive basic
Team lose:  You fraggin civies.

Oni
Meet:  My technique will turn you into sushi...Hai!
1P Win:  Sayonara barbarian dogbreath!
1P Lose:  Kouboumo fudeno ayamari.... Munen.......
*Could anyone give me a translation of this?
Team win:  Your lack of discipline destroyed you!
Team lose:  You have humbled me.

Titan
Meet:  You cannot sink the Titanic.
1P Win:  What did you expect?  You barely reach my kneecap!
1P Lose:  Blimey!  I've fallen and I can't get up!
Team Win:  When reason fails, force prevails!
Team Lose:  Lucky blokes!

Stingr
Meet:  Let's make this fast.  I have a date with your sister.
1P Win:  I hope your sister is in better shape than you!
1P Lose:  Aargh!  What have you done to my beautiful face!
Team win:  I'm too sexy to be beaten by you fools!
Team lose:  Owww!  Mi cabeza!
*"My head!"

Haggar
Meet:  Once I grab ya'...you're going for a ride!
1P Win:  Drop me a line so I can visit your hospital room!
1P Lose:  I can't believe I lost to a punk like you!
Team win:  Slamming you punks was a waste of time!
Team lose:  Aargh!  My back!

Grater
Meet:  I's gonna slaughter you like a hawg!
1P Win:  Yo Bubba!  Pass me a spatula... jus'made me a slam burger.
1P Lose:  Doggone it!  That was a five-dollar lunch.
Team win:  Yo Bubba!  You bind'em,I'll grind'em!
Team lose:  Yoo's two is ornrey.

Rasta
Meet:  I'm gonna lick your face before I chew it off..mon
1P Win:  Get up.. You're such a girli mon!
1P Lose:  Ohh!  I want my mommy..mon!
Team win:  Hey mon, you in much pain or what?
Team lose:  Mon, that hurt!

Jumbo
Meet:  My big gut's gonna flatten you like a flap jack.
1P Win:  You stink worse than my moldy refrigerator.
1P Lose:  Arghhh!  I'been hosed!
Team win:  You can sing soprano now.. eh?
Team lose:  Gasp...cheezburger!

Scorp
Meet:  Perpare to meet your maker...
*Yes, it's a typo.
1P Win:  Your destiny is clear... You're not worthy.
1P Lose:  I underestimated your luck.  Next time feel my sting.
Team Win:  I could have crushed you by myself!
Team Lose:  My ally has failed me!

*endings below*
















Endings

All start with 'Now I am the strongest, most powerful
wrestler.  The undisputed champion!' and end with 'The
battle of the mighty never ends.  The next battle begins.'

Ending 1: Beat Scorp once
Ending 2: At least one continue used
Ending 3: No continues used

Biff
Ending 1
Now that I have the belt, I will prove to the world that I am
the all time greatest champion in the world.

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Biff:  So, you sissies want to fight?  Comrades, I am more than
willing to oblige!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Biff:  How ironic!  The regime against the new order.
Prepare to be wiped from the face of the Earth!


Gunloc
Ending 1
I'm gonna wage war on anyone who tries to take my title!

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Gunloc:  Heck!  I've peeled spuds bigger than you three! Come
and get it!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Gunloc:  Hey old geezer!  Maybe you need a refresher
course on what pain feels like.  Come on!


Oni
Ending 1
I have forged my body in the fire of my will into the
ultimate weapon.

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Oni:  None can withstand the power of body mind and spirit
united together.  Make your challenge and fall before me.

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Oni:  Your age gives you experience, but it has
left you no wisdom.  I shall defeat you as gently as
possible old one.


Titan
Ending 1
With this in my hands, no one will ever take it away.

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Titan:  Three dwarfs against a Titan?!  You must be joking!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Titan:  You were my hero when I was a kid.  But I must
defend what I have earned.


Stingr
Ending 1
Only the greatest and strongest deserve admiration, and
since I am the greatest and strongest all must praise me.

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Stingr:  You are unworthy to be in the ring with me.  Come to me
that I may destroy you quickly.

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Stingr:  Viejo, your time has passed.  I must defeat
you so that mine will be eternal.
*Viejo="old one"


Haggar
Ending 1
I can defend my city from gangsters, and I'm certain
I can defend the title!

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Haggar:  Oh my gosh!  Attack of the three stooges!  This is just
too funny!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Haggar:  So.  Finally a real challenge!  Let's show
these young punks what wrestling is all about!


Grater
Ending 1
Yup, it's the CHAMP- dang- PEEON!  Now I'm gonna slaughter
you dung burn fools.

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Grater:  Yo Bubba!  Fire up the barbecue...Gonna have us some
minute steaks!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Grater:  Hold on there ol'boss!  I ain't never wrestled
a dry piece of Beef Jerky before!  I can't grind ya so
I's gotta chew you apart!


Rasta
Ending 1
Defending my title will be easy against all you Girly-
mon's!

Ending 2
*table is thrown at the three guys near him*
Guys outside the ring:  You think you're the most powerful wrestler,
CWA champion?  Don't make me laugh!  You are no match for our power.
Come on then, we'll crush you.
Rasta:  You lazy Lima Beans couldn't pass wind!  Come and get
it Mon!

Ending 3
Outside:  Wait!
Muscly, bearded guy in a red cape:  I used to be the
strongest in the CWA.  Before you can lay claim to
that title you must defeat me!  I'm not as young as
I was then, but I can still defeat you!
Rasta:  You old raggedy bag of bones.  Pop out your
dentures Mon and try not to drool on me belt!


Bonus:  Raine PAR codes
00FF9157:FF  Infinite energy P1
00FF9357:FF  Infinite energy P2 - for use in team mode
00FFA0CA:09  Infinite time
00FFA098:XX  Play as...
00=Jumbo
09=Scorp
Note on playing as these guys:  The game will glitch
after the first match.  At least it's fun to turn
your opponents into mulch in no time flat with them.