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And part of our process of processing the process is to ensure we process the
                                process safely

So our Corporate Overlords have assigned us a workplace safety pamphlet to
read followed by a workplace safety video to watch. It wasn't nearly as bad
as previous “training sessions” where we had to watch videos of text slides
as someone read them aloud slowly and badly. No, this time we got to read the
pamphlet at our own speed and watch a scare mongering video about the proper
response to a workplace shooting—flee, hide or as a last resort, fight.
Unfortunately, the video lacked proper closure as it cut just as the group of
office workers were forced to fight the lone gunman shooting up the office,
so we never get to see if they succeeded or not. I found this German forklift
safety video (WARNING: over the top humorous gore) [1] much more entertaining
than what I watched.

Funny to think the Germans have a better sence of work humor than us
Americans.

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

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