Musings on Star Wars

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Musings on Star Wars

(I'll apollogize in advance the the extreme linkage in this entry but think
of it as an experiment in hypertext)

I was hanging out with my friends Jeff and Kurt (the erstwhile high school
English Teacher I went haunted house hunting [1] with) and the discussion
primarily concerned itself with Star Wars.

Yes, we are geeks.

Where to begin … where to begin …

We've yet to actually see a true Jedi Knight in action. In Star Wars [2]
(full title: Star Wars: A New Hope, aka ANH) you have Ben Kenobi, [3] a Jedi
Knight way past his prime and Darth Vader, [4] a Sith Lord (and for this
discussion, also considered a Jedi Knight, just a bad Jedi Knight) who's a
walking iron lung. Their battle [5] in ANH is presented as an even match
between the two. Why Darth Vader wasn't as aggressive in ANH as in Empire
Strikes Back [6] (ESB) and Return of the Jedi [7] (RoTJ) could be attributed
to a respect for his former mentor and an acknowledgement of Obi-Wan's
mastery of the Force.

In ESB, we get the introduction of Yoda, [8] an 800 year old Jedi Master near
the end of his life and hiding out on Dagobah, [9] so again we have a Jedi
Knight in his waning years of life. We also have a Jedi Apprentice in Luke
Skywalker, [10] possibly the most whiny Jedi Apprentice we've seen yet. Which
is why Darth Vader is able to wipe the walls [11] with Luke. And Vader's
aggresiveness here can be seen as a father/son abuse situation—or someone fed
up with a whiny kid.

The Emperor [12] as presented in RoTJ is again, an older person and while
powerful doesn't seem to engage in battle, instead sending subordinates [13]
in his place, along with the mind games he plays. Even though Luke declares
himself a full Jedi Knight towards the end of the film, Darth Vader and the
Emperor still manage to wipe the walls with him, despite Darth being a
walking iron lung.

The Phantom Menace [14] (TPM) brings us plenty of Jedi Knights, but the film
focuses on two, Qui-Gon Jinn, [15] who is just past his prime as a Jedi
Knight, and a younger Obi-Wan Kenobi, [16] still an apprentice Jedi not fully
vested. About the closest thing to a full Jedi Knight we have is Darth Maul,
[17] another Sith Lord. Yet, for being the overhyped bad guy of the film, we
don't really get to see him in any action—the most underutilized character in
the film cut down in his prime by an apprentice Jedi Knight.

It's apparent that Jedi Knights (and Sith Lords) are powerful indeed and not
something you want to be on the wrong side of, yet when will the real Jedi
Knights show up?

Another thing we puzzled over in TPM: Was Senator Palpatine [18] Darth
Sidious? The implications are fairly clear in both the movie and the book
that the two are in fact the same person, but one has to consider why the
Jedi Council [19] didn't pick up on Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious during
the funeral pyre of Qui-Gon? In ESB, Yoda can sense the Dark Side and points
it out to Luke, most notably when he sends Luke through a part of Dagobah
that is steeped in the Dark Side. Two answers:

1. (as explained in the book, never mentioned in the movie), the Sith Lords
were driven underground and due to infighting, their numbers were
reduced to two—a master and an apprentice. And the only way to advance
is for the apprentice to forcefully take control (ahem). So with only
two at any given time for well over a millenium, the Jedi Council has
lost the skill of detecting the Dark Side.
2. Why Naboo? [20] One rumor I've heard is that it's a center for cloning.
As circumstantial evidence we have Queen Amidala [21] and her
handmaidens, who look like her. In the book, it's made explicit that
they often trade off as decoys for the real Queen (and they look more
like Amidala than in the movie). If indeed, Naboo is a center for
cloning, and according to other source material, clones do lack the
Force (or the ability to use the Force) then we might have a case where
Senator Palpatine is a clone of Darth Sidious. That would explain why
the Jedi Council don't detect the Dark Side in Senator Palpatine.

And Senator Palpatine's plan to seize power was subtle and very effective. So
subtle it was actually wasted in the film. No matter the outcome, he won. He
(or his evil twin Darth Sidious) was manipulating the Trade Federation so if
they won, he had power. If they lost (and they did) he still got power since
he became Chancellor of the Senate. Very smooth.

Another point of discussion centered on Anakin's [22] fall to the Dark Side.
The popular rumor is in a duel between the young Obi-Wan and a recently
turned Darth Vader, Vader falls into a pit of lava. He barely survives but
has to become a walking iron lung to survive. Another point brought up by
Jeff is that possibly Darth Sidious isn't nearly as strong with the Force as
Anakin/Vader and manipulates the newly fallen Sith Lord to take out the Jedi
Knights and it's these battles where he slowly looses his body—loosing parts
of his body during the battles. As implied in series, machines aren't part of
the Force. In TPM we learn that Anakin is probably the strongest person with
the Force yet. In this way, Darth Sidious ensures he's the strongest with the
Force.

The question of the Jedi Mind Trick being the baliwik of the Dark Side came
up. In the role playing game, any Jedi character using the Jedi Mind Trick
automatically gains a Dark Side Point (if any player accumulates six such
points, they automatically turn to the Dark Side and become a non-player
character under control of the Game Master). Yet so far, the only characters
to actually use the power are the Jedi Knights. Obi-Wan in ANH uses it
several times—the most notorious being “These aren't the 'droids you are
looking for” bit. The other times are very subtle—when leaving the tractor
beam he distracts the guards and possibly, just possibly, he tries it on Luke
(“Come with me.” “Okay—wait! I can't just leave … ”). Qui-Gon attempts it in
TPM, and Luke tries in RoTJ.

In contrast, none of the Sith Lords have. Well, a possible exception might be
Darth Sidious and the Trade Federation but neither the movie nor the book go
into that. Darth Vader prefers to teleketically choke people, the Emperor
just plays mind games and if pissed off, goes for the lightening strike.
Darth Maul (“The most underutilized character in TPM!” “SHUT UP SEAN!”) just
goes for the attack. If the role playing game is true, then most of the Jedi
Knights would have turned long ago.

There was more we talked about (the Jedi Telekentic Power) but I figure I've
geeked out enough already.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2000/08/11-15
[2] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0076759
[3] http://www.starwars.com/characters/ben_kenobi/
[4] http://www.starwars.com/characters/darth_vader/
[5] http://www.starwars.com/share/classic/anh/2000/11/index1a.html
[6] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0080684
[7] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0086190
[8] http://www.starwars.com/characters/yoda/
[9] http://www.starwars.com/locations/dagobah/
[10] http://www.starwars.com/characters/luke_skywalker/
[11] http://www.starwars.com/share/classic/esb/2000/21c/index2a.html
[12] http://www.starwars.com/characters/palpatine/
[13] http://www.starwars.com/share/classic/rotj/2000/23/index1a.html
[14] http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120915
[15] http://www.starwars.com/characters/qui_gon/
[16] http://www.starwars.com/characters/obi_wan/
[17] http://www.starwars.com/characters/darth_maul/
[18] http://www.starwars.com/characters/sen_palpatine/
[19] http://www.starwars.com/episode-i/features/jedi_council/index.html
[20] http://www.starwars.com/locations/naboo/
[21] http://www.starwars.com/characters/queen_amidala/
[22] http://www.starwars.com/characters/anakin_skywalker/

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