TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR
A CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVE
ARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OF
THE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS,
SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS, PINAPPLES, ETC...... (EXCEPT DINAMITE)
TO DESTROY THIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE PHONE, USE THE
FOLLOWING DEVICE.
FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON THE COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONE WITH
MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A BLOCK-BUSTER.
THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE SAME TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THAT
SURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER, BUT IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DIAMETER.
THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL ON TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THAT
SIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS
AND FILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEAL IT.
ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION, BEFORE SOLDERING THE ROUND PEICE OF SHEET
METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALL HOLE IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A PEICE
OF DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THEN PUT THE PEICE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT.
SEAL THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAME EPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE
END OF TUBE.
THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THE THING UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE EPOXY
END GOING IN FIRST.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES, NICKELS, AND QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUND
YOU.
