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cult of the dead cat / cult of the disposable camera / cult of the drying cum-
stain / cult of the dead canary / cult of the dead chihuaha / cult of the dead
cadillac / concentrated drag:::::::::::::::::::cweenz / cult of the douche con
dom / cult of the dope cut /::XXXX::XXX::XXXX::cult of the dressed cabbage / c
ult of the dumb comedian / c::X:::::X::X:X:::::ult of the deadly carbonated_be
verage / cult of the dead ca::X:::::X::X:X:::::nine / cult of the dumb cow / c
ult of the disheiferist clep::XXXX::XXX::XXXX::/ cult of the duplicated copy /
clean dildos in a cab / cows:::::::::::::::::::drowning cows / cult of the dum
b cult / cult of the dildo that can / crowning dead corpses / cult of the disp
osable condom / cyber doodical c / can dogs croak? / cult of the dead cornflak
e / cult of the distinct color / cult of the dead crib / CULT OF THE DEAD CAT!
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=(___)= Funky Assed Niggahz who fORGOT the Vaseline (c) 1992
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SEND ALL COMMENTS, QUESTIONS, ARTICLES, MEATLOAF, 'JESUS LOVES ME' STICKERS,
GIFS OF GRAYAREA'S OVARIES, HACKER PENISES, HACKER JEWISH CAPS, UPT'S PASS-
WORD FILES TO...
       [email protected]
       [email protected]
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CdC may be obtained the following places:

Unphamiliar Territory   602-PRI-VATE    /pub/ae2/cdc_cat
Inertia                 602-            conference 1, area 17
corrupt.sekurity.com    (ftp)           /pub/zine/CdC
ftp.fc.net              (ftp)           /pub/defcon/CULT-OF-THE-DEAD-CAT
hickory.sdsu.edu        (ftp)           /pub/CdC
tdn.net                 (ftp)           /pub/CdC

or direct from invalid or grayarea
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*** Topic for #hack: "I did it.  What was it?" - ILF '94

There's been a lot going around about the Internet Liberation Front. What
are they? Who are they? Where can I get some? Do they want me? Do they have
a tree? Do they do LSD? Do they know me? Do they blow me? Who knows? WE KNOW!

In this issue we have an exclusive interview with someone who claims that
'internet looks funny'. Internet Looks Funny = I.L.F. = Internet Liberation
Front? If these people really ARE the I.L.F., you're in for a treat!@#!@#
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Intro-  w3rd!
1> Interview with grayarea (Netta Gilboa)
2> Tone-Loc LITE v.000....666 (m3ga l33t)
3> band reviews that like suck!@#!@#
4> Mr.3l33t!!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#@!#
5> CRASH -N- BURN MAGAZINE!@# by a rival CdC gang!@#
6> s0m3 guyz wh0 d0n't lyk3 CdC cr@sh3d bbz3s wit lam3 tr0jans!@#!@#!@#!@#
7> AnUtHaH Tone-Loc LITE !@#!@#!@#!@#(* (m3gaM0l33t)
8> INTERVIEW WITH THE INTERNET LIBERATION FRONT (3Y3 THINK)
9> the internet monke3z == ilf?

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<CdC> Netta, Mahatma Mcaf33 from CdC here again..
Since Issue 207 of our magazine, there has been a lot of mail pouring into
our boxes from many people who support you. And, to our surprise, no one has
had the guts to flame you or insult you in any way.. except when they weren't
looking and our buffers were going... Did you know you had so many friends
on the net?
<grayarea> I think most people don't care if I am around or not as long as
I don't get in their way. But of those who have an opinion, I am sure more
like me than my enemies. I'm still here. I can usually get unbanned.
And when things have seemed at their worst, people have made it clear
that they wanted me to stay. I give good conversation. I think this has
been an interesting experiment though. I wonder if you made it a regular
thing to interview all the controversial people on #hack whether others
would fare as well as I did <grin>.
<CdC> You've already discussed your dealings with Brotherhood-Of-Warez and
u4ea in the last issue -- do you think they'll stop harassing you now that
they see that a lot more people like you than like them? Everyone seems to
support you in your efforts..
<grayarea> I thought I explained it last issue. Funny how everyone wants to
hear things are awful rather than good <grin>. I think I'll answer your
question by saying CdC207 upset several people that I know of. One of them
sent me two pieces of E-mail but apparently didn't follow up by contacting
you as I suggested was the appropriate response. He was mentioned in your
question about the identities of the WELL crackers and although I assume you
intended his name as a joke, he took great offense that people might be
trying to "frame" him for it. That didn't stop him from trying to "frame" me
a few days later when he claimed to have .gifs of me having sex with a
hacker I never kissed. He said he was "being friendly." I think he behaved
like a hypocrite who likes to start trouble and can't take it when the shoe
is on the other foot.
  To quote the Grateful Dead, "new ones comin' as the old ones go." Once
again it's someone I didn't start with, this time using the "spyace" acct at
MindVox (which I was told by one of the account holders is actually shared
by four hacker elites), came on #Hack and accused me of making up my contacts
with law enforcement for attention. He didn't really want proof or a reply,
just to rag on me. He's collided me a bunch since. Guess he's jealous or
threatened by me somehow. Must be a sign I'm doing something right <grin>.
If he keeps it up, I'll just keep mentioning it in my interviews. I can't
collide people, sniff their accounts, or turn phones into payphones, but I
find that just telling everyone the truth about who bothers me works wonders.
  Yet another person has opened an acct using the name "Hillel Gilboa."
Hillel is a Jewish word (as in j00ish), unlikely to be used as a name.
My last name is quite uncommon. I think the coincidence of another Gilboa
suddenly appearing on #hack speaks for itself. This account
([email protected]) is not mine. Opening accounts which play on my
real data crosses a line. Enough said. I think the fact universities and
other site providers don't take this stuff seriously is a shame. Gray Areas
printed a story about the WELL's mishandling of being cracked. 2600 did one
on Netcom. And I don't trust law enforcement to know the difference between
me and someone setting me up either. At present, a person harassed on the
Internet has nowhere to turn in society. Whether I want them to or not, my
experiences on #hack shape how I think about the Net and its potential. It is
hard to continue believing in anarchy when you are so often its target. Alas,
I no longer think the Net is such a great thing.
<CdC> Someone who rapes (in a positive way) the minds of hackers with true
conversation is often a threat to people who are often seen as social
outcasts.
<grayarea> You said it, not me <grin>. It's quite clear I am seen as a threat,
ironically by the very people who claim society misunderstands them. It's
almost as if a group of hackers got together and decided they would rather
have my magazine say awful things about hackers than nice things. And so,
no matter how much I try to see the whole picture and not get caught up in
their treatment of me, these people keep creating problems for me so that I
cannot do my work. They want to ruin it for thousands of other hackers. See,
the hacking community does not police itself and there is no central agree-
ment anywhere in this community. What they fail to realize is the laws
against hacking are strengthening and more and more of them will end up in
court in the next decade. When they do, the people deciding on how much jail
time they get will be people whose opinions about hackers come from the
media. I believe hackers should do everything they can to improve their
image in the media. However, their treatment of me is clear proof they won't.
<CdC> Issue 208 is coming out real soon and it will have a "Letters to the
Editor" section completely filled with grayarea comments. I am sure you'll be
surprised at all the things people are saying and maybe some of the people
who are saying these things.
<grayarea> Heh. I'm sure you've heard from a good cross-section of the
people who like me and hate me the most. The ones who hate me are
oh-so-vocal about it, but there are many, many more of the quiet, supporting
ones.
<CdC> Since we're on the topic of donkeys, how's your obsession with large
furry animals going? I know you are sad that merc and Bubba are getting
married in jail now -- you just lost a good bestiality partner there --
What are your plans for future sadomasochistic and animal husbandry events
centered around hackers?
<grayarea> Although I didn't catch too much shit for that last issue, people
definitely made it clear they are used to me being serious all the time and
I caught them off-guard there. You're a good reporter. I told you last issue
that Merc wouldn't want me talking about him in this context and here you are
trying to get me to comment again <grin>. I have no future plans. Except
maybe to befriend Bubba <grin>. It's probably the only way I'll ever get to
talk to Merc again <grin>.
<CdC> Thanks again for your input.. We wish you the best of luck.
<grayarea> Thanks. I'll need it. As you've learned the hard way, even people
who try to help clean up my image are harassed. I hope now that this issue
is done your account will be left alone. I know mine won't be <grin>.

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;DeScRiPtIoN:ELiTe FuCkInG TeLeMaTe ScRiPt WaRdIaLeR
;NaMe:TLiTe.ScR
;UsAgE:FiRe Up TeLeMaTe AnD PrEsS AlT-S AnD Ch00sE TLiTe.ScR!
;
;ToNe-LoC LiTe v.0000000000000000666!!"
;CoDeD By MoThErFuCkInG DeAtH DeAlEr!!"
;To HeLL WiTh BeLL!!!! EaT YoUr SpAm!!"


Waitfor 0

Set AutoStop,Off

append "carriers.txt"
write "ElitE FuCkInG CaRrIeR LiSt!!"
write " "
print " "
print " _ __/| "
print " \'X.X'  CuLt Of ThE DeAd CaT, InC (c) 1992-1994 "
print " =(___)= FuNkY AsSeD NiGgAhZ WhO fORGOT ThE VaSeLiNe (c) 1992 "
print "     U  "
print " "
print "ToNe-LoC LiTe v.0000000000000000666!!"
print "CoDeD By MoThErFuCkInG DeAtH DeAlEr!!"
print "To HeLL WiTh BeLL!!!! EaT YoUr SpAm!!"
print " "
print "PrOgReSs:"
while 1=1
x = 10000              ;SuPhIx (DoN'T FuCk WiTh ThIs)
y = "924 "             ;PrEfIx, (LeAvE SpAcE BeTwEeN LaSt DiGiT And CoMmA)
z = 23                 ;TiMe To WaIt FoR CaRrIeR
repeat
x = x - 1
put "atdt",y,x
Waitfor "CONNECT",z
IF FOUND
append "carriers.txt"  ;EliTe LoG Of CaRrIeRs YoU FoUnD!!
write " "
WRITE "Carrier: ",y, x
close
put "^#",
endif
put "^#",
until x = 0
endwhile

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CdC'$ 0ffici@l b@Nd r3vi3w$!
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B3AS+I3 B0YS - Ill C0mmuNic@+i0N$
       Wh@+ c@N I $@y.. +h3y did i+ @g@iN. I w@i+3d iN liN3 f0r +hi$ 0N3
       f0r @N h0ur ju$+ $0 I c0uld h3@r i+ fir$+. +h3 puNk +h3y '+ry' +0
       d0 0N +hi$ 0N3 $uCk$ bu+ +h3 r3$+ 0f i+ i$ 0rigiN@l @Nd gr3@+.

DR.DR3 - C0Ncr3+3 R00+$ pr0j3c+
       3Rr... r3furbi$h3d w3$+-c0@$+ b3@+$ iN @ N3w p@Ck@g3. F0r c0upl3
       $0Ng$ @r3 b3@r@bl3 bu+ I w0uld d3fiNi+3ly giv3 +hi$ cr@p @ hug3
       +humb$ d0wN. I r3gr3+ buyiNg +hi$ 0N3.

D00RAG - l0c@l b@Nd fr0m +uc$0N Ariz0N@
       BuCk3+$, V@cuum cl3@N3r$, h0u$3h0ld cl3@NiNg pr0duc+$. +h3y c@N m@k3
       @Ny+hiNg @N iN$+rum3N+ @Nd m@k3 i+ $0uNd pr3++y d@mN g00d. H@v3 @
       gri++y $cli++y $0uNd +0 +h3m. D3fiN3+3ly w0r+h i+.

DJ 3SS3N+IAL - fr0m +h3 S0ulu+i0N DJ +3@m
       0k, I b3+ y0u guy$ h@v3N'+ h3@rd 0f him. M0r3 0r l3$$ @ w3$+ c0@$+
       l0c@l $pinNiNg @+ @ f3w club$ @Nd c0ff33 h0u$3$ h3r3 @Nd +h3r3. H@$
       +h3 b3$+ +@$+3 iN mu$ic I h@v3 3v3r h3@rd ($iNc3 my 0wN). SpiN$ +h3
       b3$+ fuNk/j@zz/HipH0p/$0ul gr00v3z 0f @ll +im3. +hr0w iN $0m3 b@Ck
       b3@+$, @ fr3$h b@$$liN3 @Nd y0u'v3 g0+ i+.

DJ PARI - fr0m +h3 S0ulu+i0N DJ +3@m
       B@d ch0ic3. Simil@r $+yl3 bu+ h3'$ pr3++y d@mN b0riNg. H3'$ fr0m
       H@mburg G3rm@Ny @Nd I h@v3 N0 id3@ wh@+ h3 i$ d0iNg d0wN h3r3 cuz
       h3 pr3++y much $uCk$ b@ll$.

0N3 - l0c@l b@Nd fr0m Ariz0N@
       N0+ b@d. S0Ng$ @r3 0rigiN@l @Nd w3lld0N3 bu+ +h3y @r3N'+ u$iNg @ll
       +h3ir mu$ic@l @bili+i3$. +h3 $iNg3r d03$ @ l0+ b3++3r $0l0 +h@N wi+h
       +h3 b@Nd -- +h3 b3$+ p@r+ i$ +h3 drumm3r.

+HIRD FL00R - l0c@l b@Nd fr0m Ariz0N@
       +h3y r0Ck. +h3 drumm3r i$ +h3 b3$+ I'v3 $33N iN @ l0Ng +im3.. @$
       g00d @$ gr33N-d@y.. +h3y r0Ck. S0Ng$ @r3 @w3$0m3, f@$+, 3@$y +0
       pimp +0.

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Program:Mr.Elite CdC Special Edition
Size:666

Usage:To make you as elite as you want to be.  By simply
using this program, you may, on one day, become as elite
as any CdC member out there.  To run simply execute the
666 byte .com file you uudecoded after cutting out of
this text.

Effects:Well lets just say....just type some shit after
you run the fucker.  Later

cut here-----------------------------------------------------

section 1 of uuencode 5.25 of file mrelite.com    by R.E.M.

begin 644 mrelite.com
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--CRASH AND BURN MAGAZINE--                                     issue 001
brought to you by .phatkeds

trojan in question is NECROMAN.zip uploaded to The Danger Zone
final analysis=SUCCESS!

Here are the captures of weeping lamers...


Hey,
       I downloaded a file from THE DANGER ZONE, and it ATE my 420 Megger..
Fucking Nixed my FAT table.. had to re-Fdisk/Format EVERYTHING.. Thank GOD
for tape backup.. But.. Things are OLD.. This backup is from 12/19/94..
If you uploaded something that went into the GAMES/WINDOWS Directories,
E-mail me WHAT Credit is Due.. and if it was else where.. E-mail me WHAT it
was and if its not found, you might need to reupload it.. Sorry everyone..
I'm fucking Pissed as hell at TDZ for the LAME file..


                                      ��� Z�L�H ���
-----
>        I downloaded a file from THE DANGER ZONE, and it ATE my 420 Megger..
>Fucking Nixed my FAT table.. had to re-Fdisk/Format EVERYTHING.. Thank GOD
>for tape backup.. But.. Things are OLD.. This backup is from 12/19/94..
>If you uploaded something that went into the GAMES/WINDOWS Directories,
>E-mail me WHAT Credit is Due.. and if it was else where.. E-mail me WHAT it
>was and if its not found, you might need to reupload it.. Sorry everyone..
>I'm fucking Pissed as hell at TDZ for the LAME file..
>
>
���


Was it a virus or something that you couldn't pick up?  Or a file someone
lamer phucker created designed to fuck with your system?


����
��l� S�s�P
-----
What the fuck is up with all these VIRUSES???
I lent out like 10 disks to a guy I know at work and he gets the JUNKIE.BOOT
Virus and passes it onto my floppies for me.. Thank god I caught it..
We had to trash a HD at work due to that virus.. Mcaffess lists that Virus
as UNCURRABLE.. We don't have it or ANY virii.. I'm 100% sure of that, I've
checked :) Then Markus gets some other fucked up Virii and now I can't trust
THOSE floppies I lent him either.. FUCK.. I want a Tape backup badly!!
Anyone else Getting Virused??? Where are they coming from??


                                      ��� Z�L�H ���
hey whats up the name of the would'nt happen to be Necroman.zip would it??
i downloaded it and i had to format my hd to!! FUCKING PISSED ME OFF..!! i
hate them1!1hhehehhe
later,
Brain Smasher
-----
It wasn't a virii.. all it did was RE-FDISK my drive for me.. Automatically..
No sweat, we're back online.. Hopefully all areas are working again :)


                                      ��� Z�L�H ���
-----
���
>hey whats up the name of the would'nt happen to be Necroman.zip would it??
>i downloaded it and i had to format my hd to!! FUCKING PISSED ME OFF..!! i
>hate them1!1hhehehhe
���

EXACT same file man! FUCKERS!! I e-mail the sysop and told him how FUCKED UP
HIS SYSTEM IS for letting that shit go unseen. 5 downloads on that file..
I feel sorry for the other 3 users.. :)


                                      ��� Z�L�H ���
-----
���
>What the fuck is up with all these VIRUSES???
>I lent out like 10 disks to a guy I know at work and he gets the JUNKIE.BOOT
>Virus and passes it onto my floppies for me.. Thank god I caught it..
>We had to trash a HD at work due to that virus.. Mcaffess lists that Virus
>as UNCURRABLE.. We don't have it or ANY virii.. I'm 100% sure of that, I've
>checked :) Then Markus gets some other fucked up Virii and now I can't trust
>THOSE floppies I lent him either.. FUCK.. I want a Tape backup badly!!
>Anyone else Getting Virused??? Where are they coming from??
���

A while back a nice fellow named Death Dealer made (or had a program make
some for him) a few virii and threatened to pass them around.. That was a
long time ago though..
-----
We suffered a MAJOR HIT, If you see a file called NECROMAN.ZIP ANYWHERE! DO
NOT GET IT, I ran the INSTALL.EXE and it ate our FAT Table.. We did have Tape
backup.. But any/all files uploaded after monday 12/20 was LOST.. Please
Re-upload and I'll issue ya Double the credits for the mishap..

*CdC says* damn!@# th3z3 guyz arr3 3l33t!@#

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to explain what the fuck happened..
on 12-21-94 I "ZILCH" downloaded a file called NECROMAN.ZIP from the danger
zone bbs in Arizona. This file turned out to a TROJAN.. All it did was FDISK
my 420 megger for me.. No big whoop, beings that I have Tape Backup.
Me, Brain Smasher, Deadman, and Two other Unknown users downloaded this file.
I e-mailed the sysop of TDZ (danger zone) Right away with my warning..
Bigguy, the Sysop, didn't hesitate to lend a hand at all..
He killed the File right away.. Then .PHATKEDS uploaded a file Called
CRASH.001 wich was a text file stating that the Trojan was a succes.. and
that I was a LAMER and whimpered.. Let the record show, We have a GOOD IDEA
WHO this fucker is.. and maybe through this file you will see it too..
The Messages USED in CRASH.001 weren't posted untill 12-22-94 around 8am..
The date and time that our bbs went back online.. With this info I contacted
Bigguy, The sysop over at TDZ..

Between us we found out that the file was uploaded by: .PHATKEDS at 9:30pm
on 12-22-94. Bigguy deleted the file Right away and was a GREAT help..
I do wish to thank him for his Quickness in Aided me..
With that info.. It would mean that WHOEVER created it, HAD to have logged
onto OUR system between 8am and 9:30pm.. This is the LOG with my OPPION of
the users.. As far as I see it.. and who I feel is MORE Guilty..
The actuall LOG is filename SHITLIST.TXT.

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8:08 Am I logged on a re uploaded the missing files.. Since only C: was
affected, the NEW uploads were Still around, just not listed cuz our backup
was like two days old. :)

12/22/94 - 08:08a  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          08:08a      On Node 1
          08:08a    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:08a      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:08a    Added File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          08:08a    Testing on CD-BLITZ.ZIP passed
          08:08a    Added File CF2-1HBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2-1HBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CF2-2HBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2-2HBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CF2OKHBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2OKHBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CHEAT175.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File DEFEMP1.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on DEFEMP1.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File DEFEMP2.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on DEFEMP2.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File E-PENC1.ZIP
          08:10a    Testing on E-PENC1.ZIP passed
          08:10a    Added File E-PENC2.ZIP
          08:10a    Testing on E-PENC2.ZIP passed
          08:11a    Logged Off

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Talon is our File Sysop - What Reason would he have??
He's GOD online.. :)

12/22/94 - 08:51a  Talon logged on at 14400
          08:51a      On Node 1
          08:54a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:54a      T: Re:What's up?
          08:54a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:54a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:57a    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:57a      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:58a    Moved File ALDCRACK.ZIP
          08:58a    Moved File WAVE.ZIP
          08:58a    Moved File FPRO95-5.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File MODFILES.EXE
          08:59a    Moved File ALADTRN.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2-1HBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2-2HBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2OKHBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File DEFEMP1.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File DEFEMP2.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File E-PENC1.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File E-PENC2.ZIP
          09:00a    Logged Off
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This is a Semi-New user - But he didn't READ the messages as you see!

12/22/94 - 09:34a  astrologer logged on at 9600
          09:34a      On Node 1
          09:34a    Filled out infoform 1
          09:35a    Filled out infoform 5
          09:36a    Newscanned File Conference:
          09:36a      iNERTiA Support Files
          09:37a    Logged Off
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labattz is a GREAT uploader, He's been around this system since it first
opened.. What possible joy would it give him to fuck with us?

12/22/94 - 10:00a  labattz logged on at 14400
          10:00a      On Node 1
          10:00a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          10:00a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          10:07a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:07a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:08a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:08a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:10a    Downloaded File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          10:10a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:10a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:11a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:11a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:13a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          10:13a      T: fpro95-5
          10:14a    Logged Off
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Death is a decent poster.. I'm not framilar with his Entire background..
I keep him on a Low-profile suspect list.. Nothing too major I feel..

12/22/94 - 11:46a  death logged on at 14400
          11:46a      On Node 1
          11:48a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          11:48a      T: Re:FILES!?
          11:48a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          11:48a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          11:49a    Newscanned File Conference:
          11:49a      iNERTiA Support Files
          11:49a    Newscanned File Conference:
          11:49a      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          11:50a    Logged Off
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Usally GOOD Users Upload.. as we see here, he IS a good user :)

12/22/94 - 11:50a  death logged on at 14400
          11:50a      On Node 1
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv3.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv4.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv5.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv6.zip
          12:55p    Logged Off
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I don't know much about his background either, a quite user, who didn't
NEWSCAN the bases, he just posted in ONE area..

12/22/94 - 12:56p  Stubbies logged on at 14400
          12:56p      On Node 1
          12:57p    Sent mail to Corpse Warper
          12:57p      T: Re:Hey cowboy...
          12:58p    Newscanned File Conference:
          12:58p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:04p    Posted Message 8 Ball Deluxe
          01:04p      to All
          01:04p      in WaReZ Discussions
          01:04p    Logged Off
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No Clue who he is.. But alas, He didn't newscan..

12/22/94 - 01:23p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          01:23p      On Node 1
          01:23p    Filled out infoform 1
          01:26p    Filled out infoform 5
          01:30p    Sent mail to The Bishop of battle
          01:30p      T: Re:Multi-User Dungeon Software.
          01:31p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:31p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:33p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:33p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:42p    Downloaded File MUD-14PR.ZIP
          01:42p    Logged Off
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Kilian is a good user, Good uploader, Good Poster - Not a Suspect

12/22/94 - 01:44p  Kilian logged on at 14400
          01:44p      On Node 1
          01:44p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          01:44p      T: Re:Files
          01:45p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          01:45p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          01:47p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:47p      iNERTiA Support Files
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT1.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT2.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT3.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT4.ZIP
          03:01p    Logged Off
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She doesn't have the Knowledge. She's a NICE person..

12/22/94 - 03:03p  Arkla logged on at 2400
          03:03p      On Node 1
          03:04p    Newscanned File Conference:
          03:04p      iNERTiA Support Files
          03:17p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          03:20p    Logged Off
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No offense man.. But he uploads Trash once in awhile.. I hear BAD things
about this dude.. Claims to be a part of TRiP??

12/22/94 - 03:58p  SoUL RAiDER logged on at 14400
          03:58p      On Node 1
          03:59p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          03:59p      T: Re:Reset
          03:59p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          03:59p      T: Re:Protcols
          04:00p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          04:00p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          04:01p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          04:01p      to Dragontail
          04:01p      in Classifieds
          04:03p    Posted Message Re:Hello?
          04:03p      to CRiTiCAL ERRoR
          04:03p      in H/P/A/C General Disc.
          04:05p    Posted Message Re:Hello?
          04:05p      to Dragontail
          04:05p      in H/P/A/C General Disc.
          04:08p    Posted Message Porn FTP Sitez
          04:08p      to All
          04:08p      in Internet - FPT - IRC
          04:10p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:10p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          04:13p    Downloaded File OMFDOX.ZIP
          04:13p    Downloaded File OMFMOVES.ZIP
          04:15p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          04:15p      T: LIFESTYLE XX
          04:15p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:15p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          04:16p    Downloaded File AST0013.TXT
          04:16p    Downloaded File AST0013.TXT
          04:17p    Logged Off
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Didn't read messages :)

          04:26p  arklaarkla tried to login/check
12/22/94 - 04:26p  Arkla logged on at 2400
          04:26p      On Node 1
          04:28p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:28p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:23p    Downloaded File GIRLIS.ZIP
          05:23p    Logged Off
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A lot of you pointed fingers at him and said HE'S Guilty.. No way!
He didn't Read messages.. He's a good user in my book..

12/22/94 - 05:39p  ��rGr�� logged on at 14400
          05:39p      On Node 1
          05:39p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          05:39p      T: Re:they deleted me
          05:40p    Newscanned File Conference:
          05:40p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:41p    Logged Off
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Tough one here.. We never talked before NECROMAN came out..
He approached me with his Cries for help.. Parts on me Trusts him while
other parts on me Suspects him.. WHY?? Cuz he came Forward with it first.
Could be a cover-up..What do you think?

12/22/94 - 05:52p  brain smasher logged on at 14400
          05:52p      On Node 1
          05:52p    Paged:hwey you there?>
          05:53p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          05:53p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          05:54p    Newscanned File Conference:
          05:54p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:55p    Paged:hey are you there?
          06:01p    Logged Off
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I log on to much eh?? hehehe Twice so far..

12/22/94 - 06:12p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          06:12p      On Node 1
          06:14p    Sent mail to Talon
          06:14p      T: Re:What's up?
          06:15p    Sent mail to labattz
          06:15p      T: Re:fpro95-5
          06:16p    Sent mail to death
          06:16p      T: Re:FILES!?
          06:16p    Sent mail to Kilian
          06:16p      T: Re:Files
          06:17p    Sent mail to SoUL RAiDER
          06:17p      T: Re:Reset
          06:17p    Sent mail to SoUL RAiDER
          06:17p      T: Re:LIFESTYLE XX
          06:17p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:17p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:19p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:19p      to Talon
          06:19p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:20p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:20p      to brain smasher
          06:20p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:22p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:22p      to ZiLCH
          06:22p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:23p    Posted Message Re:4 sale
          06:23p      to Sventek
          06:23p      in Classifieds
          06:24p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          06:24p      to invalid
          06:24p      in Classifieds
          06:26p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          06:26p      to Dragontail
          06:26p      in Classifieds
          06:26p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:26p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:26p    Logged Off
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I look at his account and he doesn't appear to be a threat, but I have no
background CLUE about him.. You tell me if he's a known dickhead..

12/22/94 - 06:31p  Sparky logged on at 14400
          06:31p      On Node 1
          06:33p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          06:33p      T: crack
          06:34p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:34p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:35p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:35p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:36p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:36p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:36p    Logged Off
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Didn't read messages

12/22/94 - 06:36p  Darkbringer logged on at 14400
          06:36p      On Node 1
          06:36p    Filled out infoform 1
          06:37p    Filled out infoform 5
          06:39p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:39p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:44p    Logged Off
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if he could have done it, then why was he asking for someone
to CRACK a game for him? Definatly a Suspect, read on to understand..

12/22/94 - 06:44p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          06:44p      On Node 1
          06:45p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:45p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:45p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:45p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:52p    Posted Message Re:Multi-User Dungeon.
          06:52p      to The Bishop of battle
          06:52p      in Tipz.Trickz.Hintz
          06:54p    Posted Message Re:Comm program
          06:54p      to brain smasher
          06:54p      in WaReZ Discussions
          06:58p    Posted Message Re:Amps
          06:58p      to brain smasher
          06:58p      in WaReZ Discussions
          06:58p    Posted Message Re:Amps
          06:58p      to Kilian
          06:58p      in WaReZ Discussions
          07:08p    Posted Message Re:Comm program
          07:08p      to Dragontail
          07:08p      in WaReZ Discussions
          07:12p    Logged Off
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Hack Attempt?? Hmm.. Might not actually be him.. but he didn't act funny
online.. Strange.. Plus he's a sysop.. I don't REALLY suspect him..
But you tell me.. And does he HATE EVERGREEN soo much??

12/22/94 - 07:14p  Tried Hacking the Password of Dragontail
12/22/94 - 07:14p  Dragontail logged on at 14400
          07:14p      On Node 1
          07:15p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:15p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          07:19p    Deleted Message Re:OARGH!
          07:20p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          07:20p      to ZiLCH
          07:20p      in Classifieds
          07:20p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:20p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:20p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:20p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          07:21p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:21p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:21p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:21p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:26p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:26p      T: This program
          07:26p    Logged Off
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Just Leeching files..

12/22/94 - 07:32p  SoUL RAiDER logged on at 14400
          07:32p      On Node 1
          07:32p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:32p      T: Re:Reset
          07:33p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:33p      T: Re:LIFESTYLE XX
          07:33p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:33p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          07:34p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:34p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0015.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0017.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0020.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0041.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0054.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0060.TXT
          07:36p    Logged Off

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Looking for something NEW to leech..

12/22/94 - 07:44p  Kraghul logged on at 14400
          07:44p      On Node 1
          07:45p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:45p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:47p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          07:47p    Logged Off

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Newscanned THREE Different Times??? Must be having problems with his
buffer/log.. this is why I suspect him.. online for 12 minutes?? Plenty of
time to get a TXT file ready.. and not well enough known to get H/P Access
on UPT, Wich is WHY this whole thing was done.. Hmmmm.. You tell me..

12/22/94 - 07:59p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          07:59p      On Node 1
          07:59p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:59p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:00p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:00p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:11p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:11p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:11p    Logged Off
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New user..

12/22/94 - 08:18p  The Paradox Master Applied
          08:20p    Filled out infoform 1
          08:22p    Filled out infoform 5
          08:26p    Filled out infoform 5
          08:27p    Filled out infoform 1
          08:31p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:31p      T: New User: The Paradox Master
12/22/94 - 08:31p  The Paradox Master checked for access
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He's sooo used to Forum hack validation process eh?

12/22/94 - 08:32p   Left Matrix Feedback
          08:32p    Paged:New User
12/22/94 - 08:33p  The Paradox Master checked for access

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He's been around INERTIA bbs since it opened.. He's a GOOD user..
I can't see his reason for doing it..

12/22/94 - 08:33p  The Bishop of battle logged on at 14400
          08:33p      On Node 1
          08:34p    Sent mail to Grim Reaper
          08:34p      T: Re:Multi-User Dungeon Software.
          08:35p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          08:35p    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:35p      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:35p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:35p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:40p    Posted Message Re:Multi-User Dungeon.
          08:40p      to Grim Reaper
          08:40p      in Tipz.Trickz.Hintz
          08:40p    Logged Off
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He's the CO-SYSOP.. WHY?? What would it give him??

12/22/94 - 08:45p  Markus logged on at 14400
          08:45p      On Node 1
          08:48p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:48p      T: Re:EllO?
          08:49p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          08:50p    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:50p      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:54p    Uploaded File lightcd.zip
          08:54p    Testing on LIGHTCD.ZIP passed
          08:56p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:56p    Paged:hey
          08:56p    Paged:hey
          08:57p    Paged:hey
          08:57p    Viewed Infoforms
          08:57p    Entered User Editor
          08:57p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Entered Menu Editor
          08:58p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          08:58p    Edited User Arkla
          08:59p    Edited User The Captain
          08:59p    Edited User Big D
          09:00p    Logged Off
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Password HACK attemp.. Invalid Media.. The LAST person online with JUST
enough time to do it.. But WHY?? he's a sysop with a good rep.. WHY would
he risk getting caught.. and WHY would he be calling Warez BBSes??
Only reaon he calls here is cuz we're friends.. So you tell me..

12/22/94 - 09:00p  Tried Hacking the Password of invalid
12/22/94 - 09:00p  Tried Hacking the Password of invalid
12/22/94 - 09:00p  invalid logged on at 14400
          09:00p      On Node 1
          09:01p    Voted No on The Paradox Master
          09:01p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          09:01p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          09:04p    Posted Message Re:Virii
          09:04p      to Kashmir
          09:04p      in General Discussions
          09:07p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:07p      to SoUL RAiDER
          09:07p      in Classifieds
          09:08p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:08p      to death
          09:08p      in Classifieds
          09:09p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:09p      to Talon
          09:09p      in Classifieds
          09:10p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:10p      to Dragontail
          09:10p      in Classifieds
          09:11p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:11p      to ZiLCH
          09:11p      in Classifieds
          09:12p    Newscanned File Conference:
          09:12p      iNERTiA Support Files
          09:13p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 09:18p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          09:18p      On Node 1
          09:18p    Sent mail to Sparky
          09:18p      T: Re:crack
12/22/94 - 09:20p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          09:20p      On Node 1
          09:22p    Sent mail to Dragontail
          09:22p      T: Re:This program
          09:23p    Sent mail to Markus
          09:23p      T: Re:EllO?
          09:24p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          09:24p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          09:24p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          09:27p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:27p      to invalid
          09:27p      in Classifieds
          09:28p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:28p      to invalid
          09:28p      in Classifieds
          09:32p    Created Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:32p    Reordered Message Bases
          09:49p    Edited Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:50p    Edited Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:52p    Entered User Editor
          09:52p    Edited User Markus
          09:53p    Entered User Editor
          09:55p    Entered User Editor
          09:56p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Validated User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Logged Off
-=-
Well There it is.. The listing.. If you have any IDEAS.. Please let me know.
We're offering Unlimited Creds to who ever can lead us to the guilty party.
Please contact me at:

       Zilch @ inertia systems #1
       Zilch @ The Danger Zone
       I-Shence Master @ Black Knight Citidel
       Zilch @ Video Graphics Asylum.

Thanx for your time.. :)




12/22/94 - 08:08a  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          08:08a      On Node 1
          08:08a    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:08a      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:08a    Added File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          08:08a    Testing on CD-BLITZ.ZIP passed
          08:08a    Added File CF2-1HBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2-1HBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CF2-2HBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2-2HBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CF2OKHBD.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CF2OKHBD.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on CHEAT175.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File DEFEMP1.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on DEFEMP1.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File DEFEMP2.ZIP
          08:09a    Testing on DEFEMP2.ZIP passed
          08:09a    Added File E-PENC1.ZIP
          08:10a    Testing on E-PENC1.ZIP passed
          08:10a    Added File E-PENC2.ZIP
          08:10a    Testing on E-PENC2.ZIP passed
          08:11a    Logged Off


12/22/94 - 08:51a  Talon logged on at 14400
          08:51a      On Node 1
          08:54a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:54a      T: Re:What's up?
          08:54a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:54a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:57a    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:57a      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:58a    Moved File ALDCRACK.ZIP
          08:58a    Moved File WAVE.ZIP
          08:58a    Moved File FPRO95-5.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File MODFILES.EXE
          08:59a    Moved File ALADTRN.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2-1HBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2-2HBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CF2OKHBD.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File DEFEMP1.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File DEFEMP2.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File E-PENC1.ZIP
          08:59a    Moved File E-PENC2.ZIP
          09:00a    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 09:34a  astrologer logged on at 9600
          09:34a      On Node 1
          09:34a    Filled out infoform 1
          09:35a    Filled out infoform 5
          09:36a    Newscanned File Conference:
          09:36a      iNERTiA Support Files
          09:37a    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 10:00a  labattz logged on at 14400
          10:00a      On Node 1
          10:00a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          10:00a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          10:07a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:07a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:08a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:08a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:10a    Downloaded File CD-BLITZ.ZIP
          10:10a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:10a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:11a    Newscanned File Conference:
          10:11a      iNERTiA Support Files
          10:13a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          10:13a      T: fpro95-5
          10:14a    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 11:46a  death logged on at 14400
          11:46a      On Node 1
          11:48a    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          11:48a      T: Re:FILES!?
          11:48a    Newscanned Message Conference:
          11:48a      WaReZ LaNdZ
          11:49a    Newscanned File Conference:
          11:49a      iNERTiA Support Files
          11:49a    Newscanned File Conference:
          11:49a      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          11:50a    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 11:50a  death logged on at 14400
          11:50a      On Node 1
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv3.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv4.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv5.zip
          12:51p    Uploaded File cps-dv6.zip
          12:55p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 12:56p  Stubbies logged on at 14400
          12:56p      On Node 1
          12:57p    Sent mail to Corpse Warper
          12:57p      T: Re:Hey cowboy...
          12:58p    Newscanned File Conference:
          12:58p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:04p    Posted Message 8 Ball Deluxe
          01:04p      to All
          01:04p      in WaReZ Discussions
          01:04p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 01:23p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          01:23p      On Node 1
          01:23p    Filled out infoform 1
          01:26p    Filled out infoform 5
          01:30p    Sent mail to The Bishop of battle
          01:30p      T: Re:Multi-User Dungeon Software.
          01:31p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:31p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:33p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:33p      iNERTiA Support Files
          01:42p    Downloaded File MUD-14PR.ZIP
          01:42p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 01:44p  Kilian logged on at 14400
          01:44p      On Node 1
          01:44p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          01:44p      T: Re:Files
          01:45p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          01:45p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          01:47p    Newscanned File Conference:
          01:47p      iNERTiA Support Files
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT1.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT2.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT3.ZIP
          02:56p    Downloaded File WARCRFT4.ZIP
          03:01p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 03:03p  Arkla logged on at 2400
          03:03p      On Node 1
          03:04p    Newscanned File Conference:
          03:04p      iNERTiA Support Files
          03:17p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          03:20p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 03:58p  SoUL RAiDER logged on at 14400
          03:58p      On Node 1
          03:59p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          03:59p      T: Re:Reset
          03:59p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          03:59p      T: Re:Protcols
          04:00p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          04:00p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          04:01p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          04:01p      to Dragontail
          04:01p      in Classifieds
          04:03p    Posted Message Re:Hello?
          04:03p      to CRiTiCAL ERRoR
          04:03p      in H/P/A/C General Disc.
          04:05p    Posted Message Re:Hello?
          04:05p      to Dragontail
          04:05p      in H/P/A/C General Disc.
          04:08p    Posted Message Porn FTP Sitez
          04:08p      to All
          04:08p      in Internet - FPT - IRC
          04:10p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:10p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          04:13p    Downloaded File OMFDOX.ZIP
          04:13p    Downloaded File OMFMOVES.ZIP
          04:15p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          04:15p      T: LIFESTYLE XX
          04:15p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:15p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          04:16p    Downloaded File AST0013.TXT
          04:16p    Downloaded File AST0013.TXT
          04:17p    Logged Off

          04:26p  arklaarkla tried to login/check
12/22/94 - 04:26p  Arkla logged on at 2400
          04:26p      On Node 1
          04:28p    Newscanned File Conference:
          04:28p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:23p    Downloaded File GIRLIS.ZIP
          05:23p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 05:39p  ��rGr�� logged on at 14400
          05:39p      On Node 1
          05:39p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          05:39p      T: Re:they deleted me
          05:40p    Newscanned File Conference:
          05:40p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:41p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 05:52p  brain smasher logged on at 14400
          05:52p      On Node 1
          05:52p    Paged:hwey you there?>
          05:53p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          05:53p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          05:54p    Newscanned File Conference:
          05:54p      iNERTiA Support Files
          05:55p    Paged:hey are you there?
          06:01p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 06:12p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          06:12p      On Node 1
          06:14p    Sent mail to Talon
          06:14p      T: Re:What's up?
          06:15p    Sent mail to labattz
          06:15p      T: Re:fpro95-5
          06:16p    Sent mail to death
          06:16p      T: Re:FILES!?
          06:16p    Sent mail to Kilian
          06:16p      T: Re:Files
          06:17p    Sent mail to SoUL RAiDER
          06:17p      T: Re:Reset
          06:17p    Sent mail to SoUL RAiDER
          06:17p      T: Re:LIFESTYLE XX
          06:17p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:17p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:19p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:19p      to Talon
          06:19p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:20p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:20p      to brain smasher
          06:20p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:22p    Posted Message Re:FUCKED..
          06:22p      to ZiLCH
          06:22p      in Inertia Updates..
          06:23p    Posted Message Re:4 sale
          06:23p      to Sventek
          06:23p      in Classifieds
          06:24p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          06:24p      to invalid
          06:24p      in Classifieds
          06:26p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          06:26p      to Dragontail
          06:26p      in Classifieds
          06:26p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:26p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:26p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 06:31p  Sparky logged on at 14400
          06:31p      On Node 1
          06:33p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          06:33p      T: crack
          06:34p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:34p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:35p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:35p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:36p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:36p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:36p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 06:36p  Darkbringer logged on at 14400
          06:36p      On Node 1
          06:36p    Filled out infoform 1
          06:37p    Filled out infoform 5
          06:39p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:39p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:44p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 06:44p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          06:44p      On Node 1
          06:45p    Newscanned File Conference:
          06:45p      iNERTiA Support Files
          06:45p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          06:45p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          06:52p    Posted Message Re:Multi-User Dungeon.
          06:52p      to The Bishop of battle
          06:52p      in Tipz.Trickz.Hintz
          06:54p    Posted Message Re:Comm program
          06:54p      to brain smasher
          06:54p      in WaReZ Discussions
          06:58p    Posted Message Re:Amps
          06:58p      to brain smasher
          06:58p      in WaReZ Discussions
          06:58p    Posted Message Re:Amps
          06:58p      to Kilian
          06:58p      in WaReZ Discussions
          07:08p    Posted Message Re:Comm program
          07:08p      to Dragontail
          07:08p      in WaReZ Discussions
          07:12p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 07:14p  Tried Hacking the Password of Dragontail
12/22/94 - 07:14p  Dragontail logged on at 14400
          07:14p      On Node 1
          07:15p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:15p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          07:19p    Deleted Message Re:OARGH!
          07:20p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          07:20p      to ZiLCH
          07:20p      in Classifieds
          07:20p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:20p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:20p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:20p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          07:21p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:21p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:21p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:21p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:26p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:26p      T: This program
          07:26p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 07:32p  SoUL RAiDER logged on at 14400
          07:32p      On Node 1
          07:32p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:32p      T: Re:Reset
          07:33p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          07:33p      T: Re:LIFESTYLE XX
          07:33p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:33p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          07:34p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:34p      FANTASY LIIFESTYLES <XXX>
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0015.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0017.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0020.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0041.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0054.TXT
          07:36p    Downloaded File AST0060.TXT
          07:36p    Logged Off


12/22/94 - 07:44p  Kraghul logged on at 14400
          07:44p      On Node 1
          07:45p    Newscanned File Conference:
          07:45p      iNERTiA Support Files
          07:47p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          07:47p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 07:59p  Grim Reaper logged on at 14400
          07:59p      On Node 1
          07:59p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          07:59p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:00p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:00p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:11p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:11p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:11p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 08:18p  The Paradox Master Applied
          08:20p    Filled out infoform 1
          08:22p    Filled out infoform 5
          08:26p    Filled out infoform 5
          08:27p    Filled out infoform 1
          08:31p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:31p      T: New User: The Paradox Master
12/22/94 - 08:31p  The Paradox Master checked for access

12/22/94 - 08:32p   Left Matrix Feedback
          08:32p    Paged:New User
12/22/94 - 08:33p  The Paradox Master checked for access

12/22/94 - 08:33p  The Bishop of battle logged on at 14400
          08:33p      On Node 1
          08:34p    Sent mail to Grim Reaper
          08:34p      T: Re:Multi-User Dungeon Software.
          08:35p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          08:35p    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:35p      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:35p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          08:35p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          08:40p    Posted Message Re:Multi-User Dungeon.
          08:40p      to Grim Reaper
          08:40p      in Tipz.Trickz.Hintz
          08:40p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 08:45p  Markus logged on at 14400
          08:45p      On Node 1
          08:48p    Sent mail to ZiLCH
          08:48p      T: Re:EllO?
          08:49p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          08:50p    Newscanned File Conference:
          08:50p      iNERTiA Support Files
          08:54p    Uploaded File lightcd.zip
          08:54p    Testing on LIGHTCD.ZIP passed
          08:56p    Downloaded File CHEAT175.ZIP
          08:56p    Paged:hey
          08:56p    Paged:hey
          08:57p    Paged:hey
          08:57p    Viewed Infoforms
          08:57p    Entered User Editor
          08:57p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Entered Menu Editor
          08:58p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Entered User Editor
          08:58p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          08:58p    Edited User Arkla
          08:59p    Edited User The Captain
          08:59p    Edited User Big D
          09:00p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 09:00p  Tried Hacking the Password of invalid
12/22/94 - 09:00p  Tried Hacking the Password of invalid
12/22/94 - 09:00p  invalid logged on at 14400
          09:00p      On Node 1
          09:01p    Voted No on The Paradox Master
          09:01p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          09:01p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          09:04p    Posted Message Re:Virii
          09:04p      to Kashmir
          09:04p      in General Discussions
          09:07p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:07p      to SoUL RAiDER
          09:07p      in Classifieds
          09:08p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:08p      to death
          09:08p      in Classifieds
          09:09p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:09p      to Talon
          09:09p      in Classifieds
          09:10p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:10p      to Dragontail
          09:10p      in Classifieds
          09:11p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:11p      to ZiLCH
          09:11p      in Classifieds
          09:12p    Newscanned File Conference:
          09:12p      iNERTiA Support Files
          09:13p    Logged Off

12/22/94 - 09:18p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          09:18p      On Node 1
          09:18p    Sent mail to Sparky
          09:18p      T: Re:crack
12/22/94 - 09:20p  ZiLCH logged on at 38400
          09:20p      On Node 1
          09:22p    Sent mail to Dragontail
          09:22p      T: Re:This program
          09:23p    Sent mail to Markus
          09:23p      T: Re:EllO?
          09:24p    Voted Yes on The Paradox Master
          09:24p    Newscanned Message Conference:
          09:24p      WaReZ LaNdZ
          09:27p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:27p      to invalid
          09:27p      in Classifieds
          09:28p    Posted Message Re:OARGH!
          09:28p      to invalid
          09:28p      in Classifieds
          09:32p    Created Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:32p    Reordered Message Bases
          09:49p    Edited Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:50p    Edited Message Base Inertia NEWS & VIEWS
          09:52p    Entered User Editor
          09:52p    Edited User Markus
          09:53p    Entered User Editor
          09:55p    Entered User Editor
          09:56p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Edited User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Validated User The Paradox Master
          09:59p    Logged Off

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=(___)=    dis b3 dah mayn3 CdC paluz!@# w0rd, h3r3'z da fyl3z nigga!@#
   U
   |
   :
   .   "we reak 3lyt3n3$z"     "we kick big fuk3n a$z 3v3ryday!@# mack!@"
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;NaMe:TLiTe.ScR
;
;DeScRiPtIoN:ELiTe FuCkInG TeLeMaTe ScRiPt WaRdIaLeR!!!!!!
;
;AcTiOn:DiAlS EnTiRe PrEpHiX LoOkInG FoR CaRrIeRs.
;If CaRrIeR Is FoUnD ThEn A LoG Of ThE SeSsIoN -->
;WiLL Be CrEaTeD JuSt LiKe ToNe-LoC DoEs!!  ThE LoG FiLe
;LoGs FoR 5 SeCoNdS ThEn Is ClOsEs, ThE ExAcT NuMbEr WhErE
;ThE CaRrIeR WaS FoUnD Is AlSo ReCoRdEd At ThAt TiMe.
;ThE CoNnEcTiOn Is ThEn ClOsEd By DrOpPiNg DtR.
;
;UsAgE:FiRe Up TeLeMaTe AnD PrEsS AlT-S AnD Ch00sE TLiTe.ScR.
;
;TiPs:MaKe SuRe YoUr TeLeMaTe LoGgInG Is SeT To ThE SaMe
;DiReCtOrY YoU ArE RuNnInG TeLeMaTe FrOm.
;AdJuSt ThE PrEpHiX To YoUr TaRgEt "Y".
;AdJuSt ThE DeLaY FoR CaRrIeR WaIt To YoU DeSiRe "Z".
;EnJoY....

Waitfor 0

Set AutoStop,Off

write " "
print " "
print " _ __/| "
print " \'X.X'  CuLt Of ThE DeAd CaT, InC (c) 1992-1994 "
print " =(___)= FuNkY AsSeD NiGgAhZ WhO fORGOT ThE VaSeLiNe (c) 1992 "
print "     U  "
print " "
print "ToNe-LoC LiTe v.0000000000000000666!!"
print "CoDeD By MoThErFuCkInG DeAtH DeAlEr!!"
print "To HeLL WiTh BeLL!!!! EaT YoUr SpAm!!"
print " "
print "PrOgReSs:"
while 1=1
x = 10000              ;SuPhIx (DoN'T FuCk WiTh ThIs)
y = "555 "             ;PrEpHiX, (LeAvE SpAcE BeTwEeN LaSt DiGiT And CoMmA)
z = 23                 ;TiMe To WaIt FoR CaRrIeR
repeat
x = x - 1
put "atdt",y,x
Waitfor "CONNECT",z
IF FOUND
logon "carriers.txt"
delay 50
logoff
append "carriers.txt"
write " "
write " "
WRITE "Carrier: ",y, x
write " "
write "------------------------------------------------------------------"
write " "
close
put "^#",
endif
put "^#",
until x = 0
endwhile

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aRTiCL3 8
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=(___)=    dis b3 dah mayn3 CdC paluz!@# w0rd, h3r3'z da fyl3z nigga!@#
   U
   |
   :
   .   "we reak 3lyt3n3$z"     "we kick big fuk3n a$z 3v3ryday!@# mack!@"
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We went on a quest to find ILF.. and we got an exclusive interview with them!

CDC: HI THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE DEAD CAT, WHO DIS?
ILF: THIS IS PHIGAN.
CDC: OK, WHO ARE YOU?
ILF: I AM THE MAIN MEMBER OF ILF.
CDC: HOW DID ILF START?
ILF: I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ON THE TELEPHONE AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE
CALLED A BIG BBS CALLED INTERNET AND IT GAVE HIM A $ PROMPT. I SAID THAT
IT WAS OBVIOUS CREATED BY SOME BIG GOVERNMENT CORPORATION AND THEY MUST
ALL DIE DIE DIE AND THAT IT LOOKED FUNNY.
CDC: WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
ILF: WE PLAYED AROUND FOR A WHILE AND WE STARTED TALKING TO A GUY WHO SAID
THAT HE COULD HACK. WE ASKED HIM HOW AND HE GAVE US A BUNCH OF 3L33T SCRIPTS
AND SHIT THAT COULD FAKEMAIL. WE STARTED FAKEMAILING AND THEN WE LEARNED TO
ASCII UPLOAD SHIT AND WE STARTED MAIL BOMBING.
CDC: WHAT DID YOU ASCII UPLOAD?
ILF: SHIT LIKE, MAIL [email protected] < BIGFILE.TXT. IT HAD A MILLION
LINES BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO CUT AND PASTE AND SHIT. IT WAS ELEET. IT WAS
WAY FUKEN ELEET.
CDC: SO WHAT DOES ILF STAND FOR?
ILF: IT MEANS INTERNET LOOKS FUNNY. WE GOT THE NAME BECAUSE INTERNET LOOKS
FUNNY WITH THE $ PROMPT AND SHIT. IT LOOKS REALLY FUKEN FUNNY.
CDC: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF L0CK, MOD, LOD AND EVERYONE ELSE?
ILF: THEY SUK, WE FUKEN R00L.
CDC: DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD?
ILF: YEAH! CHANGE THE DAMN $ PROMPT TO SOMETHING ELSE. IT WILL MAKE US STOP
MAILBOMBING GRAYAREA THE B1TCH.
CDC: ARE YOU THE REAL ILF?
ILF: I THINK SO.
CDC: OK, BYE.

We kept looking for more ILF members to interview.
I was on IRC and got this.
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
*j00* this is an IRC bomb from the ILF!@#
How did they do that? I don't know, they must be 3l33t. So I /msg'd j00
/msg j00 Hey are you the ILF? Can I interview you for CdC?
*j00* zur3!@#!@#
CDC: J00, WHO ARE YOU?
J00: I AM ONE OF THE MOST ELEET PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I KNOW HOW TO ASCII
UPLOAD INTO MY TERM PROGRAM TO SEND A MILLION /MSG COMMANDS AND ANNOY
PEOPLE.
CDC: WHAT IF THEY /IGNORE J00 ALL YOU?
J00: FUK Y00! D0 YOU WANT AN INTERVIEW OR NOT?
CDC: OK, SORRY 0H 3L33T J00. WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
J00: WE MAIL BOMB PEOPLE AND TALK TRASH BECAUSE WE'RE 3L33T.
CDC: IS THAT ALL?
J00: NO, WE BREAK INTO LARGE CORPORATE COMPUTERS ON THE INTERNET, FIND BUGS
THAT PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF AND TRY TO THROW THE LARGE CORPORATIONS OFF
OF THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK AND WE WANT THE INTERNET BACK FOR US
HACKERS.
CDC: OH, NO BIG DEAL. BACK TO THE MAILBOMBING. ITS KEWL.
J00: YEAH I KNOW! I GOTTA GO. I AM WORKING ON A NEW MAILBOMB. I'LL TRY IT
OUT ON YOU.
Suddenly I got:
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
*j00* ALL CAPS IRCBOMB!
Damn, looks like ILF has struck again. I kept looking for more ILF members
but all I got was a bunch of idiots saying that they hacked pipeline.com,
and shit like that. But thats probably something else...

Then all of a sudden I got a mail on my bbs:
From: special (Special Sauce)

Hey this is Special Sauce. I think that internet looks funny.
--end--

I knew this had to mean something. I called him up (since he left a voice
telephone number.
RING
RING
RING
ILF: HELLO?
CDC: HI, THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE DEAD CAT. ARE YOU SPECIAL
SAUCE?
ILF: YEAH.
CDC: ARE YOU IN ILF?
ILF: HUH?
CDC: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAILBOMBING AND IRCBOMBS?
ILF: HUH? I'M 12 AND GOT YOUR BBS FROM ONE OF MY 1983 TEXTFILES ON CARDING
ELEET SHIT.
CDC: SO YOU'RE NOT ILF?
ILF: WHATS ILF?
CDC: <CLICK>

Oh well, it was worth a shit. Then we called up Merc to see if he knew what
was going on.
RING
RING
RING
CDC: HI THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE DEAD C
MERC: <CLICK>
RING
RING
RING
CDC: HI THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE DEA
MERC: <CLICK>
RING
RING
RING
CDC: HI THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF T
MERC: <CLICK>

Ok, I had to try a new approach..
RING
RING
RING
CDC: HI MERC, THIS IS GAIL THACKERAY.
MERC: HEY BABY, WHATS UP?
CDC: NOTHING MUCH, WANNA DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?
MERC: SURE, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND BUST ME AGAIN.
CDC: HEY THAT SOUNDS PRETTY KEWL.
MERC: YEAH, I AM KINDA BORED.
CDC: OK I'LL BE OVER.. BTW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ILF IS?
MERC: ITS THE 3L33T GROUP OF HAX3RZ THAT THINKS INTERNET LOOKS FUNNY, RIGHT?
CDC: YEAH. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A HOLD OF THEM?
MERC: ARE YOU GONNA BUST THEM?
CDC: NO, I'M JUST WANT TO DO AN INTERVIEW BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY MAHATMA
MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE
MERC: F00! <CLICK>
RING
RING
RING
CDC: PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT ILF!!
MERC: <CLICK>

Darn... that sucks. Who else should we try? Lets whip out the old rdist
script and see if we can hack into LMOS through a WWIV bbs.
SUCCESS!
Main Menu> find ILF members
Invalid Command!
Main Menu>
SUCCESS!!! THEY POINTED US TO INVALID COMMAND!
INVALID COMMAND == INVALID MEDIA??
WE'LL SEE...
RING
RING
RING
CDC: HEY THIS IS MAHATMA MCAF33 OF CULT OF THE DEAD CAT. WE KNOW YOU ARE IN
ILF, INVALID MEDIA.
IM: HUH?
CDC: SPILL IT N1GGA.
IM: OK.. I JUST SPILLED MY MILK ON THE KEYBOARD.
CDC: OH, I'M SORRY.
IM: THATS OK.
CDC: WHAT KIND OF MILK WAS IT?
IM: 2%. I WAS EATING A COOKIE AND SHIT WHEN YOU CALLED. IT WAS A GOOD COOKIE
TOO. ONE OF THOSE OTIS SPUNKMEIER COOKIES.
CDC: THOSE ARE GOOD.
IM: SURE ARE!
CDC: ANYWAY, I'LL LET YOU GO.
IM: BYE. <CLICK>

SHIT! We forgot to ask him about ILF.. we'll called back
BUSY
BUSY
BUSY
DAMN!

I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEW GRAY AREAS TO READ MORE ABOUT THEM BUT
I AM SURE THAT 'INTERNET LOOKS FUNNY' WILL CONTINUE MAILBOMBING UNTIL THE $
PROMPT GOES AWAY!

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ARTicl3 N1N3
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\'x.X'             Cult of the Dead Cat Communications (c) 1995
=(___)=    dis b3 dah mayn3 CdC paluz!@# w0rd, h3r3'z da fyl3z nigga!@#
   U
   |
   :
   .   "we reak 3lyt3n3$z"     "we kick big fuk3n a$z 3v3ryday!@# mack!@"
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THE INTERNET MONKE3Z

WE WERE GIVEN A TIP THAT A GUY NAMED TIM WAS IN ILF. SO WE BRAINSTORMED AND
FIGURED OUT THAT TIM == THE INTERNET MONKE3Z.

THE INTERNET MONKE3Z:
(SUNG TO THE MONKEES SONG..)
HEY HEY WE'RE THE INTERNET MONKEES, AND WE DON'T MONKEY AROUND.
WE JUST HACK UNIX, AND WE LIKE TO PATCH SYSLOGD.
HEY HEY WE'RE THE INTERNET MONKEES, AND WE AREN'T SCRIPT KIDDIES.
WE LIKE TO MAILBOMB PEOPLE AND HAVE SEX WITH K0D3 KIDDI3Z!

TIM = THE INTERNET MONKE3Z = ILF? WHO KNOWS..

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