I am back, after two months (- 1day). As you might have
observed, I am now releasing collies more seldom than I
used to. One reason is that I just don't feel like making
3 collies each month anymore, another reason is that now I
can really make a better product. It is still lame, but at
least it is bigger...hehe..
Some of you got quite provocated (which also was the effect
I had hoped for) when you read the interview with me in the
latest AsciiGazzette (issue 2). What can I possible say?
Don't take it (the interview), yourself and the ascii-scene
too serious (some of you do, you know).... it's just fun!
If anyone of you really care, then here is my views on some
things which several dudes write in their collies:
I ONLY RESPECT THOSE WHO RESPECT ME
- It is kinda risky to make a statement like that.. you can
actually end up with a respect list like this:
Respects to:
... uhm... mom?
Why is it so important to be mentioned in every single
respect-list from every single artist? Now you say:
"he only says that because he never is respected".....
Sure, it is true, I do not get respects from all artists,
and even though it is nice to be appreciated, it is not
my goal to be liked by everbody. And I have no problem
whatsoever to respect artists who doesn't respect me.
THERE ARE TOO MANY ASCII-GROUPS, AND TOO MANY NEWCOMERS
- Those who say this, are usually oldskoolers who are afra-
id of loosing the respect and authority they have in the
ascii-scene. Don't worry, guys, you will actually experi-
ence that you get more respect than before. As many of
the newcomers are extremely crappy (of course some of
them aren't), and as there are more and more ascii-crews
borned, the contrast between the good artists and the bad
will be clearer. You will be adored by more people!!
Isn't that nice?
GRIMLOCK IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST DUDE AROUND
- If you are of that opinion, then you have no future as a
earthcitizen. Consider yourself as the crappiest creature
in all known- and unknown solarsystems. Ya do not deserve
to live, neither to die. Grimlock is NOT the coolest dude
around, not even the second-coolest. Hell, he ain't even
cool. Even playmobil-dudes are cooler than Grimlock......
or.. then again.. maybe they aren't...
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
- Yeah, sure... in the old days there were such things as
lamers, rippers and war. In the old days everybody was
elite, and nobody were enemies. It was all just fun and
friendship. What's the matter, people, have you suffered
a hd-crash or lost your ram-cards? The old days you desc-
ribe is a goddamn utopia. And so what if there ever was
"the good old days"? It sure doesn't help to live in the
past. Live in the now, seize the day (gnaaaah!!!! Is it
actually me who writes this!?!?!)
Okey, maties.. time to end this mess... guess you are quite
tired of this junkyard text. Hope you will enjoy my 16th
colly, and remember: there is still possible to mail me
birthday presents (please, no more mail-bombs..) :
p r e s e n t s
_______. ______ _______ ___ ___
_____\_____ l_./ ____/___._\ ____/__.___(__/___.___(__/______
\ ___/ |\_______ | | | | /
\__ \l_____l_ l _l_ l _l_ _l_ __/
(____\ g�m (________) (________) (________) (________)
___. ______ ______
_______\__l_._\ ___/__ / ____/_____
\ ___/ | _/ /_\______ /--------------------------------------.
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(_______) (_______) (_______) ----------------------------------------'
___. ______ ______. ___. _____. ______ ______
___\ _l_____._\ ___/__._\ ___ l_._\ |____.__\ l_._\ ___/__ / ____/_____
\ \ | _/ | \| | | | _ | _/ /_\______ /
\__ _l_ _l______ _l_ l _l___\/ _l_ ___ l __/
g�m(_______) (_______)e^D\_____) (_______) /____) (_______) (_______)
__
_/ \_
| | ...is now a proud member of the 200mb-club here at �Most Wanted�
_____|_\/_|_____
���������������� Congratulations, and thanks alot, pal!
`������'`������'
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\\__ __//
|______|
\( )/ --->> signed: The Most Wanted Staff �)&(� Mr. Grimlock
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_____ _____. _____ _____ _______ _____
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(_____) /____) (_____)(_____) /____) (_____)
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"gAlleRy? What hell is that?", you say..
well, here I will present some of my ascii-dudes-pixx,
which I don't think fit in amongst the other logos...
these are pics that I have used as ealls, or in other
special occasions....
some of them are pretty shitty, and some of them are quite nice..
you may use'em to whatever you like....
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO1
\________)
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO2
\________)
_(((_
/ \
_/ \_
| | Fatal is not feeling too good these days..
| -fatal- |
_| _ _ l_ He actually had to skip The Party 5 just
____|____\_/____|____
\_ ___ _/ to stay home - in bed!! Poor Fatal!!!
\________|________/
____ |_� �_| ____ Please leave him a "get well" messy,
_/____\|\___________/|/____\_
| ` / _/ \_ \ ' | and who knows what will happen!
|______ |_________| ______|
g�m/ : � .: \e^D Maybe the mighty legodude will cure
/ .:�::::.�:: : \
/ ��:. �. o .: .:.� \ him for good?! Let's hope so!
\ :.: \_______/:: .:/ ... ...
\ . .�:` :`'.:. . / ...........: :........ : :
-->> \_______________/ :...................: :
| `` ' `` '' '`
` Yup, Fatal does in fact look ..and Fatal, remember to
just like this at the moment! stay in bed......
He has got the flu! Damn,
we feel sorry for him!
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO3
\________)
t h a n k s f o r y o u r s u p p o r t i n 1 9 9 5
k e e p o n p u m p i n g t h o s e w a r e s i n 1 9 9 6
n o w g o s k i i n g , o r s u m t h i n g , s l a v e s !
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO4
\________)
t h e 1 9 9 6 p a r t y a n i m a l i s h e r e t o g r e e t
y o u w i t h d a f o l l o w i n g m e s s a g e
_ _
(Y)
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_________ ____|__ | __|____ _________
\ _____ _\___\ / \_|_/ \ /___/_ _____ /
\` / /__ _/. � � .\_ __\ \ '/
\___/ / \ |:: ::| / \ \___/
/ / \ |: _____ :| / \ \
/ / / |____/ \____| \ \ \
/ / \ __| |__ / \ \
\ \_ \ \_|_______|_/ / _/ /
/ / \_____�����_____/ \ \
/ / \/ ����� \/ \ \
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\ \______ ______/ /
\____ \_______________/ ____/
g�m\ _ _ /e^D
\____/ \____/
\___________/
g � i m l o c k c o m m a n d s - y o u - t o h a v e an
o u t r a g e o u s l y l e g o n e w y e a r , f u l l o f
s h i t t y c o l l e c t i o n s a n d o t h e r b o r i n g
r e l e a s e s . . . .
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO5
\________)
(this was meant to be used in anutha' mark ryder in army eall,
but suddenly he left the army, and I couldn't see any reason
to finish it... damn you, marius!!)
_____________
______\ _____ /___
\ \l a l l e r y
\_______________ ___ p i c t u r e nO. oO9
\________)
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(________________)
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...presents...
" blahblahblahlbahlbah v1.2o "
___________._______________________________.
\ /| |
\__\/ __| �� m e g a s t y l e �� |
___ /____)_| |
\ __ /| gives you a new /X tool |
\_____ __| |
\____) | |
___/ ___/__| |
\__\____ __| |
(______) |_______________________________|
� Buy beer and 20% alcohol
� Buy cigarettes
� Vote in elections
� Drive (and crash) cars
� Look forward to my 20th birthday
� Have sex with my legodudes (yup,
you actually have to be eighteen
to have sex with them..... it is
way better than human-sex, see.)
_ __ � ______ ______ � __ _
/ _____________________\\ (__) //____________________ \
_/ `' \_
| listen carefully, cuz some of the citizens of legoland |
|_ will now sing various versions of the famous birthday- _|
_// song. are ya ready? Hooooold ooooon.... \\_
|__________________________ ________________________|
' ((_________)) `
__ � ___ ___ � __
/ ________\\ (_) //_______ \
_/ \_
))_ the standard version _((
\_________ _________/
((______))
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday, herr Grimlock
happy birthday to you
__ � ___ ___ � __
/ ________________\\ (__) //________________ \
_/ \_
))_ the hardcore nigga' in da hood version _((
\__________________ _________________/
((_______))
fucking happy flava to my main man, DeeJay Grimlock in da haus
wicked dope, mutha fucking happy flava to my homie, Grimmy
read my lips, fucking whore, I said happy fuckin' flava to ya, my main man
raise ya hands in the air, happy flava like ya just don't care
__ � ___ ___ � __
/ _________________\\ (__) //_________________ \
_/ \_
))_ the pervert mark ryder suck dick version _((
\___________________ ___________________/
((______))
hubba hubba partypussy to you
hubba hubba partypussy to you
hubba hubba partypussy, sexy Grimlock
hubba hubba partypussy to you
(suck my dick..ah.. fuck.. anal-dildo.. yeah.. mm...)
__ � ___ ___ � __
/ ___________________\\ (__) //___________________ \
_/ \_
))_ the arrogant elite oldskool fuck off version _((
\_____________________ _____________________/
((______))
fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't
fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't
fuck you, Grimlock, I rule, you don't
fuck you, newcomer, I rule, you don't
_ __ � ______ ______ � __ _
/ _____________________\\ (___) //_____________________ \
_/ ` ' \_
| are you a rapper, and you want to move to Norway? But |
|_ you are afraid you'll have to give up on many of yer _|
_// beloved rap-phrases? Do not worry! Cuz here is the \\_
| "rap-phrase-2-norwegian-converter-translater-katt v1.o" |
|___________________________ __________________________|
' |_ _| ((________)) |_ _| `
_\ e n g l i s h /_ _\ n o r w e x i /_ |
| | | |
| | | |
| my main man | | min milde mann |
| | | |
| chill | | kj�l |
| | | |
| a' you trippin'? | | tripper du, eller? |
| | | |
| homeboy | | husgutt |
| | | |
| muthafucka | | mammabeiser |
| | | |
| bitch | | m�y |
| | | |
| man | | mann, far |
| | | |
| boy | | gutt, pjokk |
| | | |
| brutha', bro' | | broder/bror/brutta |
| | | |
| yo! | | heisann |
| | | |
| word up | | ord opp |
| | | |
| g-thang | | g-ting |
| | | |
| fucking'a | | j�vla p� a |
| � � |
| : : |
| also introducing, a completely new norwegian-rap word : |
| . . |
| a d y o . |
| . |
| . ( goodbye ) � |
| : : |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
_ __ � ______ ______ � __ _
/ _____________________\\ (__) //____________________ \
_/ `' \_
| ..and now I will give you a some sort of greatest hits |
|_ shit. I will present the best from each colly of mine, _|
_// and give you a little personal comment on each. \\_
| Hope you'll enjoy it, cuz I don't........ugga bugga... |
|__________________________ ________________________|
' ((_________)) `
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|\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|
.-- ______ .___________________ --. |
| ....:/ __ /_.| __ /_ ____/:. | | file-name: "gRt-Fisk.txt"
�.�:�:�:/ \ \/ \| \____/ \/ \:::�::.�.|_________________________________
|��::/ \__ \ \:/ \�.���| |
| /______/ \ ____\__________\ | | My first, and somebody actu-
| /_______\g�m | | ally thinks my best, colly!
| Grimlock�oF�gROTesticLe | | Fetter Fisk has a certain
| pReseNts hIs nEw cOlly caLlEd | | atmosphere which I like, but
|F � E � T � T � E � R F � I � S � K| | damn there are many fucked-
`--------------------------------------' | up asciis here... heheheheh!
____________________________________________l Some nice dudes, though.
|���/ "Fetter Fisk" means somethin
|��/ like "Cousin Fish"... hmm...
|�/
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O |_________________|
o ___|\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\l___ ________
_ (_________________________)/ /
O (_) \___ \ / / / / /
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o / � � � /
/ _____ __ _ _/
\ \ . . \
\______/\___ /\ \ \ \
\( \____________________/ \ \ \ \
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|\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|
.-- ______ .___________________ --. |
| ....:/ __ /_.| __ /_ ____/:. | | file-name: "gRt-Gele.txt"
�.�:�:�:/ \ \/ \| \____/ \/ \:::�::.�.|_________________________________
|��::/ \__ \ \:/ \�.���| |
| /______/ \ ____\__________\ | | This is the colly where the
| /_______\g�m | | legodudes had their first
| Grimlock�oF�gROTesticLe | | appearance. First they were
| pReseNts hIs nEw cOlly caLlEd | | not supposed to be legomen,
|g a l e /\ g e l e /\ m e n n| | but gele-menn. But the simi-
`--------------------------------------' | larity to legomen was obvi-
____________________________________________l ous, and I started making
|���/ legodudes. However, I didn't
|��/ change the title.
|�/
|/_____________________________________
____________
\ /
\___ ___/
| |
|____| _ /\__________________________________________________________:
| .. | \/n u p ! |
| \__/ | to : nup!/pro^arts |
|______| |
.--||__||--. |
| | | | You are one of my greatest idols!! PLease make me an |
| | | | ascii of some sort in your next colly! Din svenske eu- |
|_| |_| bonde.. :) |
(^) (^) |
|________| |
_| _||_ | _ /\_________________________________________________________|
/____\/___\ \/
_
__ _(-\_ _____________________________
____/ / _/-_ --\ | |
/ / / /___ ___ -- \ | Hubba, hubba, bolletryne! |
/_/_/ ____/ /./.\ = \_ | |
\___/ __\_\_/ =___) | Kan jeg f� den siste valsen |
\ \ / ____/\ \ __| med tunga langt nede i |
\ \ \__) ___\_ \ /___ halsen?? |
\ \ (__ \/ / \____________________________|
\ \ __ \/ / /\
\ \ \_\_/ / / \
g e n e t i c \ \______\_ _/____/ /\ \
w a s t e \___ /(_)/ / \ \
/ _// // / \ \
the / |/ / \ \_ \_\__
koolest / / / \ \ / __ \
board / \ \ \ \ \_|\\ \
/ |\ \ \ \_ //_/
in _/ |/ / |\_______/
n o r w a y \_______|\ \____|_
/ \ \ \
/ ______\/_____ \
/ /g�m \ \
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
( _/ / /
| /| / /
| | ./__/
| | _| /
| | ( __\____ _________________
| | \/ / | \\\ /_____| |
| | /_________\\ |sTIlig pErspektiv|
| | | effekt!! -gRIm |
_____ |__|_ |_________________|
// | \\_/ (_)\_
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|\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|
________ _ _______/\_ _____________ � |
\ ___/____ ______/______ _____/my � | file-name: "gRt-Last.txt"
:\ \__ / \__ / \/ \ first |_________________________________
: \_______/ _____| / ________\juletrefot |
: �grotesticle�|___/g�m - - ----:--| M.F.J includes the best, in
: : | my opinion, preface written
: g r i m l o c k / g r t is actually : | by me. My style has developd
: back with his 3rd colly called : : | in the right direction, but
: m�y f�i�r�s�t j�u�l�e�t�r�e�f�o�t : | it still sucks bigtime. Also
`----------- - -- -- - -' | here there are some legomen!
____________________________________________l
|���/
|��/
|�/
|/_____________________________________
.-[�first^fisks�]----------------------------------.
: most of my childhood are just weak memories, but :
: there's one thing I can recall clearly. Something:
: which probably changed my entire life. I have de-:
: cided to dedicate my life to this subject. I want:
: the children of tomorrow to experience the very :
: same thing as I did. I want'em 2 feel da joy that:
: I felt. Thinking of it, it was better than my 1st:
: orgasm, or maybe I felt some kind of orgasm when :
: that incident took place. You guys probably al- :
: ready know whaddam talking about, but I will say :
: it just to make you 100% sure. Yup, I am talking :
: about my absolutely first juletrefot. I do not kn:
: ow the english word for this brilliant invention,:
: and actually I don't give a damn. Juletrefot :
: is how I will remember it as . It was the :
: christmas 1984 I recall. Mum had bought one :
: great christmastree. We were about to decorate it:
: when I told my mum : "It won't stand straight." :
: Then Mum gave me this plastic bag. I opened it :
: with great interest. I was not quite sure what I :
: layed my eyes on at first, I only knew that this :
: was something I had to handle with great respect.:
: I stuttered : "H..h..how does it work?". My mum :
: showed me how to use it, and after showing it a :
_/\_ : couple of times, I was ready to try it myself. :
) ( : I grabbed the tree, and slowly guided the trunk :
_/ \_ : down into the hole of the juletrefot. Ah..what a :
_\ /_ : strange feeling..somehow kinda lovely. I liked it:
_/ \_: from the first moment, and I knew that I would :
_\ /_ have to do this again..and again..and again.... :
_\ /_ If some of you elite traders out there has some :
_/ \_ scanned pictures of jultref�tter, or textfiles:
_\_ _/_ regarding juletref�tter of any kind, then I :
_/ \_ would appreciate you uploading it at one of:
\__________________________/ these Grt-boards : Basic Instinct or/and :
| |g�m : Genetic Waste. Thank you in advance. :
juletrefot | | : This is my 3rd colly in 1 month, and also my 3rd :
| ___!_!___ : colly ever. I wonder if anyone reads this text. :
`-> / \ : Collies should be more than just sum asciis.Fred!:
.. .../___________\.� . ... . ... .... . . .... ..[signed : grimlock]..!..
: :
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| ���� |
|\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|
_ ___________ grotesticle |
_______ / ___________ 1995 | file-name: "gRt-Faen.txt"
g / ____/__ ______ / / |_________________________________
� / / / \ _/_ /______/ �|
m/ /__ / \_ / /grimlock & .| This colly was made during
/_________/ /____/______/ nesten tom! :| a little gathering at my
_ ______/ p r e s e n t s :| house. We were "gathered to
:| join arms at a local house-
h a u s e p o r d y - a fast partycolly :| party". This is a extremely
- -- ------------------------ - -----------'| unserious colly with lots of
____________________________________________l shitty jokes, and even a
|���/ "guest-appearance" by Woober
|��/ of SOS.. hehehe..this colly
|�/ was really fun making.
|/_____________________________________
:.
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|��|
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| ���� |
|\/\|8/\/| f i n a l l y e i g h t e e n
___|________|________________________________
|
_ ___________ grotesticle |
_______ / ___________ 1995 | file-name: "gRt-Lego.txt"
g / ____/__ ______ / / |_________________________________
� / / / \ _/_ /______/ �|
m/ /__ / \_ / /grimlock .| I think this is my largest
/_________/ /____/______/ of grt :| colly, but it has no najs
_ ______/ p r e s e n t s :| layout at all. Some
:| norwegians seem to enjoy
l e g o d u d e s d o n ' t c r y :| "meningsl�st vissvass"....
- -- ------------------------ - -----------'| Haha.. wish ya were a
____________________________________________l viking, ey?!?! I WON'T
|���/ translate it! =)
|��/
|�/
|/_____________________________________
.::::::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::::::: meningsl�st vissvass av g�m
::
:: en bever ruslet nedover stien, han hadde en blyant i sin
:: h�nd. Han kunne ei skrive, men han kunne spise. Og spise
:: det gjorde han. Han spiste seg s� tykk og mett, og en
fugl forsiktig kvitret. Treet, enormt som f�, ingen her
var helt forberedt p� en slik situasjon, og en stork ::
med en liten beverbaby i sitt nebb, landet elegant. ::
::
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meningsl�st vissvass av g�m ::::::::::::::::::�
_________
/ ____) .- -- -[grt�whq]-�-[pst^nhq]-------- - -------.
_______ ./ / \. ___:___ Now..look what the cow dragged in.. :
\ (_|___________|_) / Howdy, pardner... are you gonna get :
\ ______________ / a grip on yerself , o' do ya wanna :
\____|__________�:|_____/ continue yer meaningless life with :
\ / .| : that god-damned lowlife cityslicker :
now \ � /__ | : image of yours? ..Now, do ya? :
that's __\______/__�)l__ : :
a (__ \ ___) well, Genetic Waste sure isn't a place :
real //\ ___\ / : where we spend time on loosers like :
man! \ \_____ /\ ----' goddamned pc-lamo's and geeks like that, :
| ./ \__ _/_ \ : so you better be sittin' in front of ya :
`-> | _ \___/ \ \ :amiga right now, youngster, cuz I'm gonna :
| / _ ___\ \ : give ya some horseshit about : :
| /\ / |_______):____ ______ :
\ \_ (_( /.-/ ____/___ / /______ :
\ /_\_____/ :/ / / e n e t i c / / / a s t e :
\/ \______| / /____ / e n e t i c / /\ / a s t e :
._ \\\\___ |/__________/ e n e t i c /______// / a s t e :
| \.____|___| | : _ _______/ :
l_ � \ | : [ s t a f f : ] :
./ l____________) :[magz/grt^pst] � 0-2days elitewarez :
| (_ (_ |g�m : [grimlock/grt] � online ascii ordering :
\___| | | :[stratos!/grt^scx] � axemurding staff :
| | .-- - -- ---------------------------------------------.
___ | | : node01 : ++47 330 45 192 � node02 : ++47 330 4s oon :
\ \__l___| `-------------- - ------------------ - -- ------------'
\ __ \ : it's up to you, to change the course :
_ _____\___/_l__\ ___`- -- - -------------------------- - --------[g�m]--'
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`-------------------'`---------------------'| "gRt-Pose.lha"
g r i m l o c k / g r o t e s t i c l e |_________________________________
made a non-standard asciicolly |
c a l l e d | A very original idea, at-
"plastpose og en blomst, takk" | least none ever did it be-
-------....__.........__........----------.| for me (I think.....). The
: ��� � :::/-'::::::::/_::::::::: ! : :::: :| result, however, could have
`-------' `----------'| been much, much better......
| It had a mag-kinda look, and
____________________________________________l it wuz shitty work making.
|���/ I realize now, though, that
|��/ I could have done it alot
|�/ easier, with shift+amiga+b!!
|/_____________________________________
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/ / / \__ _/_ / \/ / / / \___ / /___/_ _/_
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_ ____/ _ _____/g�m _ _____/ g r i m l o c k /____/
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/ / / \__ _/_ \ /____/
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| || file-name: "gRt-Lege.txt"
| _ .. _ ||_________________________________
| \ / ||
| \ / || Got some najs responds to
| \ / || this one, although I am not
| \ / || very satisfied with this
| \______________________________/ || colly (even though the plot
| " legale lego leger " || is kinda kool)..... I made
`-colly--by--grimlock/grt------------------'| it in a rush, and if I had
____________________________________________l delayed it for a week or
|���/ something, the result would
|��/ have been MUCH better, I
|�/ presume. Damn you, Kingpin!!
|/_____________________________________
_________
---------------. __(________/_
: there moight : \___________/ .------------------ -- - -------.
: just happen' : _|_______|_ : we're a family.. I don't :
: an accident : (____/ \____) : wanne kill my own brother.. :
: you know. we : | ___ | ----' Ploise..don't moik me :
:don't want that`---- ___`-------'___ : do it.. ploise.. I love you :
: to happend, : ./ \_/O\_/ \. : as my son...don't betrade me. :
: now do we?? : | _ \/ \/ _ | `--- - -- ----------------------'
`---------------' | ./ \_/ \. |
| | | |
| (_____________) |
|__| ___ |__|
(( )) / | \ (( ))
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: legoseries by g�m _|_ | _|_ mafiaboss legodude :
`-------------------(_______|_______)----------------------------------'
__
________ .---' `---.
| _ / __!____..____!__
| _/___/_ r i m l o c k / grotesticle \______||______/
|________\ (organize, ascii, trade) | _ _ |
| (______) |
hey!! that's me!! what can I say?? I like lego! _`----------'_
I'm driving the newspaper to pay parts of my ./_ _\.
phonebill.. | |__ __| |
I'm the cosys at Genetic Waste and Basic Instinct,| / \ |
so now you know where to find me.. tjoppsann! |(______________)|
_(^)| __((__ |(^)_
/ \__|_____|____|__/ \
(___________|__________)
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| _____/__._________. \ _________. | file-name: "gRt-Cock.txt"
| \ | .___ | \\ |grimlock |_________________________________
| \____ | |__/_ | \\_ |of |
| | | / | \/ |grt^sht | A nice colly, but nuthin'
|_________|_________|g�m_\ /_____|presents:| special. Tried to develop a
\/ | "new" style... and the res-
- "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo" - | ult was.. well... not THAT
Ascii-Colly! Leech this now --> crapity!| bad... hehehheehe.... well..
| Quite satisfied with the
____________________________________________l neger-peger cartoon, and
|���/ of course, the poem by
|��/ Kingpin and me is a gigantic
|�/ lyrical cookie.....
|/_____________________________________
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t h a n x f o r c a l l i n g
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c a l l b a c k s o o n , o k i ??
"RitzCrackers"
________________. .________________.
| |ritz crackers er salte| |
| |men noks� gode| |
| |hva med pepper?, sa mor| |
| |det var bare en okse sa far| |
|________________|okse, skrek petrus, og gjemte seg|________________|
________________ jeg melket feil sa lola.________________
| __ |juret var en tiss, og fysj'a meg| __ |
| _________/ |det var vondt men godt| _________/ |
| / |rart, i grunn.. lille meg| / |
| /______________|det var samme farge| /______________|
|________\ n� er jeg ei lenger trang|________\
________________.m� sa kua.________________.
| |kua, sa petrus, var det ikke en okse?| |
| _ _ |men oxo en okse| _ _ |
| / .. \ |okse, ja, og kl�dde seg hardt| / .. \ |
|/______________\|men ikke for hardt|/______________\|
|________________|faren til petrus hadde bart|________________|
_________________men gjorde ikke noe for oksen._________________
| __ /oksen hadde ei en bart| __ /
| _________/ / men tom for melk| _________/ /
| / / mustasjen falt av i en fei| / /
| /___________/__.melkbart sa far| /___________/__.
|________________|og slo petrus i magen|________________|
____ ___________.og i hodet.____ ___________.
| \\_____ |to ganger| \\_____ |
| _\ __ / |til hodet var mykt| _\ __ / |
| \ \\// |mykere enn en madrass| \ \\// |
| \ \/ |enn en svamp| \ \/ |
|______\ /______|enn en annen svamp|______\ /______|
_______\/_______.og det likte far._______\/_______.
| |faren er i far, sa farfar| |
| |sa oldfar| |
| |men oldfar var d�d for mange herrens �r| |
| |men man h�rte hans stemme alikevel| |
|________________|mmmmm......ritz crackers, ja.....|________________|
__ __
\ /diktet handler om krigen i bosnia, hvor kua representer bosnia,\ /
\ / og petrus representerer serbia.. krigen gjenspeiler \ /
\/ seg i ritz crackers. Den dype meningen finner dere ved � skrive \/
/\ om diktet til gammel-gotisk, lese det baklengs og analysere det /\
/ \ utifra resultatet dere da f�r. / \
/ __\NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT�NO^SHIT/__ \
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(\--/) ascii|| file-name: "gRt-Kuen.txt"
|Oo|------------. ||_________________________________
/..\ |\ "kua mi vi takker deg" ||
(____) | \ ||
|____________| / ||
| ||| `--'||| * grimlock / grt^sht ||
|___((_|_____((_|__________________________|| DO I HAVE TO COMMENT THIS?!?
|
|
____________________________________________l ..okey, nice file_id...
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| | ______ ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES
| .| / \
| /______| / _ \
|_________/ / \___ \ .____.
_/ _ \_______________/ /\ \ | | grotesticle hq
| ( | |-----------------' | alpha flight nhq
l_ | | | | total hq
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| | _ _|___/___._\_____|\ ___/_._\__/_| _ / /
| | \\\_______ | __/|_\____ | | /___/_. /
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__| _ /|___/__._\____| \\_ | _____ /__/__. | \ |___.
| | /__/_|\___ |_ __/|_ \/ |_\____/_\ |_ || |_ _\ |_ |
g�m|______/___/___/__\___/__\/__/______/______/_____/__\____/ |_
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\ _ \ ___\______ /__\___ .. /| file-name: "gRt-Barn.txt"
\ \____\__ _ ___ / _/____ /______�__/:|_________________________________
___\__________\\\\_ / \ \g�m: :|
/_____________\ ____/__________\ ___\ : :| Another totally shitty colly
... .................................: :| which I don't want to talk
:..:..:.. "homofile barn leker best " :| about. Tried to make a stand
:..: :an ascii colly by Grimlock/grt^sht.| -ard collection. You know,
.......: !!don't bother to leech it!! | intro-logos-end kinda shit..
:............................ . . < <<<ksif|
____________________________________________l Well... it suxx! Just as it
|���/ was meant to do.. =)
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_ ) \ " hErr drOmedar " : bugfixed:| file-name: "gRt-Herr.txt"
__(-) _ \ ______ :trained :|_________________________________
(______) \ / \ : cracked:|
\___ \___/ \___ *:agafixed :| OoOohh.. this colly contains
\ /----': updated:| 3-4 new styles... most of'em
-ascii- \_________________/ :previewed:| quite crappy. I simply LOVE
----------|| |--------|| |------' :| the title of this colly.. =)
|[1/1] _l| | _l| |grimlock/grt^sht:| The colly itself, though, is
`--------((___|------((___|----------------'| not that good. This was in
____________________________________________l my inactive, shitty, fucked
|���/ up period. Okey, my entire
|��/ life is an I.S.F.U period..
|�/ Darn it!
|/_____________________________________
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tJa dEt! |
sI | file-name: "tJasIdEt.txt"
|_________________________________
- by snuffy/os! und grimlock/grt^sht^grm - |
. _ | Wohohohoh.. This colly wuz
|\__(_)__ | rather fun making! Did it
bil/car/vroomski --> |________\ | together with my main homie,
() () | Snuffy! We did it at a small
| party up here in Norway.
| Check out the najs poem, and
____________________________________________l ofkoiz the wicked titlelogo!
|���/ We suck, and you know it!
|��/ Check out Snuffy's other col
|�/ -lections! He is a ruler!
|/_____________________________________
______ 7777
| / 7777
_____| /\eeeeeeeeeeeeee 77777
/ __ | \ eeeee eeeee 77777 eLLERs det ... !
____/ |/ | sNNN \__eeeeeeeeee 777 777
\ l l eeee ee 777 777
\____________________/eeeeeeeeeee 7777
< <<- Oo6. pOEM ->> >
- eit kvad til �re for odin -
hjerte heart
det rimer it rhymes
p� smerte on pain
hjerte heart
kan ikke v�re can't be
smerte - uten grunn ... pain with no reason
hjerte - en banan heart - a banana
flyktende p� livets sti fleeing on the path of life
flott, sa du? nice, you said?
hjerter er et symbol hearts are a symbol
et kj�rlighetens symbol eit loving symbol
koooooooool! coooooooool!
det vil si that will say..
tja si det ... humm... say that
tja si det ... humm... say that
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
gjentakelse repeatness
er et is a
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
effektivt effectiv
virkemiddel workpowder
mot udyr... against creeps
au, jeg f�r krampe! au, I got a cramp
Jeg kan ei trampe! i cannot tramp!
Virkemidlers ruler workpowders rule
Men hvorfor kan vi but why can we
ikke bare v�re.... not be ...
skjell p� en strand? a schelll on a strand
fordi vi er because we are
skjell i universets schells i the universe
�yne eyes
som en paraply i like an umbrella in
�rkenen the desert
amen, sa jesus en gang amen, chessus said once
men s� sier ikke vi but so say we not
paraplyer kan ei snakke umbrellas cannot speak
derfor tier oss (..) therefor shuts we up (..)
ti nuu din smekre tjei shut now up you lovely girl
dra til go to
helvete med hell with
musikk i music in
reir nest
bra, sa jeg, og lo godt good, i said, and laughed well
smilte fra �re til �re smiled from ear to ear
nese, hals og t� nose, hals and tooth
men hva med de andre? but what about thy others?
de lurte rundt they fooled around
juletreet og kj�rte bil i the christmastree and drove car in
kaldtvann... cold water...
mens mamma danset vals while mummy danced volse
i estonia... in estonedia
hysj, hysj, ikke snakk slikt hush, hush not speak sleik
det er nemlig ikke s� godt likt es ist namely not so good known
en, to, tre og rabbagast 1,2,3 and rabbagass
�rkentraverne kan klare seg selv desertgoers can manage themself
rabagast...? rabbagass...?
pul en mast fuck a mast
lik vind for alle like wind to us all
som vi liker as we like
lik oss.. like us..
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./ \. | file-name: "gRt-Ball.txt"
| _ .O _ | gRimlOCk (g�m) of |_________________________________
| (______) | |
\____________/ � gRotesTiclE | Not ONE person found the
/_\ � sHooT | hidden message in the ascii-
| � gRimlock(tHeGrouP) | balloon! Argh.. that was not
-------|----------------------------------.| very observant of you! What
| g�m95 | " benny balloonist" - a colly || could possible be said about
`-------l----------------------------------'| this colly?? It is another
____________________________________________l one of this nothing-special
|���/ collies. Really hate them...
|��/ Guess I had lost the spirit,
|�/ and was facing a burnout....
|/_____________________________________
Goodbye, I wave farwell!
Peter Wessel - hotel with propell
I am sitting here at this cheap motel
Not even an ordering-bell
I ask mister dromedary what he can sell
but he is out of wares, oh darn shit hell!
"Lousy poets society" by Grimlock'95
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\ \ ._(())_. | /___.| file-name: "gRt-Klin.txt"
\ \____\ .. /____________"Hei, Onkel ||_________________________________
\ / Reinsdyr, ||
\______ __ /| er du helt || Nice file id - Okey colly.
/ ascii \/ / |klin kokos?!"|| Well.... "okey" is maybe a
/ _ /_____/ | || little over-rated....gehehe!
____/ \ \____ | Grimlock/grt|| I can't find any not-used
\ /\______ / |____ grm&sht|| words to say about this
\_______/ /_____/g�m /_________|| one.. it is nothing spec....
____________________________________________l argh.. you know...
|���/ Some new styles here, but
|��/ a total lack of inspiration.
|�/
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portrait of Onkel Reinsdyr
(apparently completely cocos in his head..)
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\ _/ \_ | file-name: "e^d-Snow.txt"
� / | " | �|_________________________________
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� \ _/ _ \_ /\/\ �| My best colly so far, and
| _/\/| g�m / e^D |___/ || it settles a new period
| __\___________/__ || in my life.... I joined up
|____ ./ \. ____|| with Epsilon^Design (which
(______| epsilon /\ design |_______) | I do not regret...yet =)),
" Salad�Snowmen�And�Them�Psycho�Santas " | and my heart wuz filled
____________________________________________l with lots of ascii-energy.
|���/ Many nice dudes here...and
|��/ a new style is also repre-
|�/ sented...
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| || you're watching it....
|mjau, sa fader kengu-det var fest i skogen||
| by grimlock / epsilon^design ||
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enough birthday crap...
.___________________________________.
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this goes out to all you porno-maniacs out there:
if you don't already have one, then get yourself a copy
of one of the movies of Buttman!! He is just so fucking
cool! I love his films! They are quite outstanding! They rule
bigtime! They are way better than the usual Hollywood shit!
Buttman - Butter that Butterfly
speaking of movie-stars.....
Harvey Keitel is probably the best actor in the world
Bad Lieutenant rules
(and of course all the other movies he plays in)
..and Gary Oldman..... jeeezz... he is also mega-fanta-dildo cool!
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we do sincerely hope you all enjoyed the show
and please remember, people
that no matter who you are and what you do to live, arrive and survive
there are still some things that make us all the same
you - me - them - everybody
e v e r y b o d y !
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| | h2o/contra!.............................grimlock
| | mark ryder/mo'soul................epsilon design
| | fatal/epsilon^design.................grotesticle
| | stylez/contra!....................epsilon design
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| | blues brothers............................lyrics
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| | Stylewars:
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| | Hey.. enjoyed your last colly, but why just
| | respect those who respect you? I mean, I respect
| | Mogue, but he probably don't even know who the
| | hell I am... but you know what? I don't care!
| | You can in fact enjoy a dude's asciis, without
| | him being a great fan of yours... However, I can
| | agree with you that many dudes in the ascii-biz
| | behave far too arrogant.
| |
| | Fatal:
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| | ARRRGH!!!! Damn my phonebill! Will I survive
| | without Another Step? Will Another Step survive
| | without me? Will Release survive without our
| | chats? Will I ever get my line opened? Will God
| | forgive my sins? Will Sweden get the hell out of
| | EU? Will I ever stop asking questions? D oes
| | anybody really care?
| |
| | Stratos!:
| |
| | How many times did you puke?! Was it 15? Hehe...
| | Argh.. You better show up at the gathering96!!!!
| | I DON'T want to re-experience the KindergardenV
| | incident.... Love ya phone-calls!
| |
| | h2o:
| |
| | Thanks for the very fast, but nice, ascii! I am
| | truly impressed! Najs board, by the way. Too
| | bad I am not able to call it for a while..guess
| | that is part of the shitty reality.... sigh....
| |
| | Snuffy:
| |
| | I don't think I can beat the length of your
| | messy, and I won't even try. hehe.. Your last
| | colly was one of your best, and I think I will
| | request some logos from you very soon, so
| | beware! Hope you will come visit me, and my
| | totally wicked room (..)! You, Size and Vegard
| | are into the disco-flava, aren't you? B�rre
| | og Gibbs rrrrrruuuls.. but you don't like them
| | very much, if I remember right.
| | I actually was a fast swapper once. Wonder what
| | the hell happened.
| |
| | Mark Ryder:
| |
| | Blaker forever, Skjetten never! Hvordan g�r det
| | med den erfarne dama di? hehehe.. din lille....
| | Siri M. (m for margrethe) Kalvig er en bigtime
| | ruler! Mye finere enn din dame! Men de er cirka
| | like gamle... Modne kvinner har alltid fasinert
| | sm� guttepjokker (deg), og kvinner har alltid
| | v�rt fasinert av modne og erfarne menn (meg)...
| |
| | Vegard:
| |
| | Yup, it's true. I actually woke up jerking my
| | dingo-linos. I enjoy those small (?) messys of
| | yours in Snuffys najs collies. Give Johannes a
| | huge kiss the next time you meet him.. I really
| | miss the good-old-grotesticle-days we had..
| |
| | Blockhead:
| |
| | Hvor i satans helvete er spriten min!?! Grrrrr!
| | Ruler du Voss for tiden? Du og .. Jean ..uuh...
| | ett eller annet... hehe...
| |
| | Exocet:
| |
| | Read the interview with Mazza in AsciiGazette2,
| | and you'll see what I mean by arrogance........
| | I am not saying that all oldskoolers (to use
| | such a term) are arrogant, but those who are,
| | are REALLY arrogant.
| | Me - German ??? Where did you get that idea? =)
| |
| | Jorun:
| | Thanx for spreading my colly...... the perfect
| | present... the module was COOOl..... I want the
| | finished version... blah blah......... gewdbye!
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| | Respects to those who keep the ascii-scene alive
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| | by releasing quality collies once in a while
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